Kerala

[BellWeather]

An overview of Kerala KLPD's.

Writing this down, because idiots get cheated, and they don't have the balls to speak it out.

Okay, you made a down payment, let's see where it gets!

These are my words of wisdom from my 2005-2019 mongering in Kerala.

1. Good stuff, is rare, First good experience, rarest of the rarest. Don't even expect a CBJ. Anal. Ya try something like 45.

2. Every shit is expensive, even if it has no value. Yah, everything is black in the night, don't you agree?

3. Service. Hmm. You give an F grade for that, but an A grade, once you become regular. Total GFE. That's how things really work.

4. Nothing good happens beyond the existing network. If you are not having a membership, even the best will be worst. (From one of my past celeb experience, second time was good, I just had to fly her to somewhere she wanted to go, an old actress, recently divorced, a lot of stories, you can guess who she is)..

Mate.

I second what you have written. In my experience with Kerala girls in Chennai and Coimbatore have asked them generally given a huge NRI population they would get better clients in Kochi or other places and all say same thing as there is lack of anonymity in Kerala and they are afraid. They come to Coimbatore for some time and then go back.

I fully agree that it's better to spend money to travel to Bangalore or Delhi and try. Most of Kerala girls in Chennai and Coimbatore tell SP to find a non Kerala guy as some one is always know to some one.

Regards.

[Member #4622]

Hi friends,

I am looking for some escorts in Coimbatore. I was fooled before so I'm not trying now. Now I'm doing only massages in Coimbatore. I am having 3-4 good MP contacts in the city. If you can able to give. Some reliable and safe SP or bird. I can provide those contacts.

Thank you friends.

[Alfrafrosprout]

So my close friend Antony called me after a week or so that his flat in Kottayam is free tomorrow and any fun can be arranged. He was mentioning threesome fun. That's been our thing for the past couple of months. Mostly based in Cochin. I thought it would be difficult to get it arranged on short notice. Somehow I got a contact from the usual bird we used to meet and give a video call. She almost looked like that matured lady in a famous mallu serial. Very fair. Thick and face of an angel. She came to our flat around 11 am. I have requested her to wear saree and she did. It was absolutely stunning. She is very friendly down to earth. After a while Antony started caressing her and a while I joined. Then it was 3 long hours of heaven. She is just amazing and very friendly too.

DFK yes.

BBBJ yes.

CIM yes.

I finished in doggy and Jacob finished in her mouth.

Total spend 15 k.

WIR yes.

Can reciprocate contact.

[JessyBlr]

Bro,

Kerala is difficult and risky. I suggest save the $ and spend it in Delhi. My two cents!

Hello Guys,

Travelling to Kochi by personal car and going to stay at Top star Hotel at Kochi. Got a free night on Saturday to pass. Looking for an indie contact for slow long night. Any help from seniors will be deeply appreciated. The same will reciprocated with contacts in Delhi. Thanks and Looking for a positive response. I have read all the posts in kerala thread and I know its very difficult to score on my own without any help.

[Kamakeli]

Bro,

It was an oversight. And hadn't had any experience in TVM before. Thank you for the concern and thought will alert fellow mongers not to fall in trap. There aren't any classy ones found here in tvm. If anyone can help please do PM me.

Bro,

How many times have others warned people in this forum not to pay money upfront.

You are better off travelling to Bangalore or Chennai if you really need one. Please do not risk your money or anything else.

[HeyRam2015]

Bro,

How many times have others warned people in this forum not to pay money upfront.

You are better off travelling to Bangalore or Chennai if you really need one. Please do not risk your money or anything else.

Location was the only source and there is this guy named "light". Soundaryam legitimate. Takes you to a building. Takes money and asks to wait. No one turns up. Money gone with you holding your the# at k.

[Kamakeli]

Location was the only source and there is this guy named "light". Soundaryam legitimate. Takes you to a building. Takes money and asks to wait. No one turns up. Money gone with you holding your the# at k.

[NaughtyDevil1]

Reading the reports on the forum Kochi seems quite dry. Anyways, was near the MG road and thought of giving it a try.

Checked on NB and a couple of MPs showed up. Selected one close to the MG road junction / signal cross (same road as the city hospital and then on to the right side of the junction around 50 m).

Looked like a traditional house. At the reception a man offered the packages claiming traditional massages. Saw some women walking around inside and felt happy thinking of possible action. Paid 800 at the counter for 45 min and walked inside the room. And to my utter dismay a man turns up saying intersex massage not allowed!! Was given a plain cloth with a string to tie up along the waist. It was a terrible feeling getting massage from a male with min clothes. Will never go for it. Seems it is a pure traditional massage parlour and a wrong choice by me!

[HornyHarry1308]

Hello Guys,

Travelling to Kochi by personal car and going to stay at Top star Hotel at Kochi. Got a free night on Saturday to pass. Looking for an indie contact for slow long night. Any help from seniors will be deeply appreciated. The same will reciprocated with contacts in Delhi. Thanks and Looking for a positive response. I have read all the posts in kerala thread and I know its very difficult to score on my own without any help.

Hi bro,

PM me.

[BlackMoon]

Hello Guys,

Travelling to Kochi by personal car and going to stay at Top star Hotel at Kochi. Got a free night on Saturday to pass. Looking for an indie contact for slow long night. Any help from seniors will be deeply appreciated. The same will reciprocated with contacts in Delhi. Thanks and Looking for a positive response. I have read all the posts in kerala thread and I know its very difficult to score on my own without any help.

[Hsjsnan]

An overview of Kerala KLPD's.

Writing this down, because idiots get cheated, and they don't have the balls to speak it out.

Okay, you made a down payment, let's see where it gets!

These are my words of wisdom from my 2005-2019 mongering in Kerala.

1. Good stuff, is rare, First good experience, rarest of the rarest. Don't even expect a CBJ. Anal. Ya try something like 45.

2. Every shit is expensive, even if it has no value. Yah, everything is black in the night, don't you agree?

3. Service. Hmm. You give an F grade for that, but an A grade, once you become regular. Total GFE. That's how things really work.

4. Nothing good happens beyond the existing network. If you are not having a membership, even the best will be worst. (From one of my past celeb experience, second time was good, I just had to fly her to somewhere she wanted to go, an old actress, recently divorced, a lot of stories, you can guess who she is).

5. Brokers charge a minimum of 5 k to almost 90% of what you pay. Direct is very very very hard to get, unless your into this business. Denial is common.

6. An educated working girl is a disaster. If you try to cross a line, like being a real man, you will experience.

7. Privacy is non-existent, even if you mate a low-grade working girl, it will bite back for no reason, anonymity is a grace.

8. Reference may work but haven't seen it work well in good, high class, and top quality has always been out off reach for a regular monger.

SO the question arises. What the hell to do to get the best mongering experience in Kerala?

*****s are the same, worldwide, the same could be obtained, here as well. But what makes the mongering different in Kerala, compared to anywhere else.

1. Competition: Do you know that a working girl in Kerala just need a phone call to get an iPhone X in her doorstep even without engaging?

2. Taste: The girls, don't prefer to go like a wholesale, they prefer to be with a limited clientele, They are not all for money like rest of the girls in the country.

3. Every SP I ever came to know in Kerala, claimed the same thing, if the client is good if you happen to give him the best he wanted, forget the client, forget the girl. That explains why none of the SP here give me their best, for an obvious reason.

4. Long term commitment issue: This is something really a big thing, compared to mongering anywhere in the world, after the nice experience of taste, chase, wait and cooking, something else comes up, and that really sucks, a point of time, let's hope no one attains media attention. Avoid as much as you can, but that really need a real man SENSE.

All the above is applicable only for Indians, and especially keralites.

Now how things work if you are a non Indian. Where to kick start to get the right one.

1. Tinder. Yeh buddy, get a paid account to start with. You just need a right, "right swipe". It will work magically for you, but do care to stay in a $100 five-star hotel at the least. Girls are very much used to poor backpackers.

Yeh, be honest there, cause they are going to google you out. ONS happen but it could be something between 1 month to 1 week of time investment of your time.

Good Luck Mongering. But be super careful, I had enough of my Kerala experience, when someone says that its only me enjoying it, just remember, there is also a ton of pain, that exist. I hope this post explains it all.

[Zaqcde]

Hi Senior,

Please share Ash digits. Am. In Calicut for two days from tomorrow.

Will reciprocate Bangalore spa sure.

Met this 23 yo slim beauty last weekend, 15 k damage, near KLPD, relatively new in working. Boy she was a beauty. Her inexperience was a big issue. She was really friendly and open though, nice to chat, took her for a long drive, spend around 5 hours together, had some nice moments.

Will try to meet up again on more comfortable terms.

[Zaqcde]

Reached Palakkad, have been trying and no luck. Even HJ, massage is hard to come by.

Am here for next two days. Palakkad, Cochin, tlahaserry and Kannur.

Let me know contact. Please.

You seem to be the only one person having some contacts in Kerala. Very juicy and tempting FRs from you buddy. Do you have any leads in trivandrum. I can exchange with you some contacts outside Kerala.

[Hornylad]

If you have contact of good MILF please do share. I can reciprocate with couple. Of contacts.

Hi,

I'm new over here, so can you help me out with some contacts?

[HornyHarry1308]

Hi,

You seem to be doing much better than most of us in Kerala. My experiences in Kerala have so far been mostly lackluster, borderline horrible. I'm an older guy (almost 50), but keep myself fit and healthy. But the girls I've met here have mostly been out of shape. Granted I haven't been able to meet any great looker here, but have been successful elsewhere in the country and abroad. I'm sure there are great options in Kerala, as demonstrated by you, but most of them seem to be hidden from the likes of me who are not taking the pain for an active pursuit.

My FRs in Kerala are just not worth it, IMHO. Nothing anyone can learn from them.

If you have contact of good MILF please do share. I can reciprocate with couple. Of contacts.