Tijuana Escort Reports

[SmallWeinerGuy]

I don't like the idea of having a car in Tijuana or leaving a car at the border for days at a time so I took a greyhound.

• General Tijuana logistics
  -Greyhound from LA to TJ - 7/10 - price is excellent, drops you off right at the ped bridge.
  -The only reason I didn't take a train was because all the talk of "trolley" turned me off (I assumed like a san Francisco cable car) but upon passing it, it looks basically like a regular train which seems great so maybe I'll do that next time
  -Hotel Ticuan seems good so far, my only complaint is they've blocked the web domains for MLB and CuminTJ (maybe some others) so more hassle than it needs to be. Luckily I already had karelia at CIT lined up before my trip

• Karelia @ CuminTJ
  -Booking - a breeze through whatsapp, the booker was much more responsive and helpful than the other agencies I've contacted
  -Timeliness - close to the session was told she'd be here in 10-15 minutes but took ~45
  -Is it her in the pics? - Yes but the pictures seem old. If I'm being honest I find her more attractive than the pics. In the pics she seems like a young slutty model (which is definitely hot) but IRL she is a healthy sexy woman which is an even bigger turn on for me
  -Service - She's amazing. Aside from the acronyms, she rubbed her body against my namesake when we were kissing, she sucked my fingers during The Deed, put my hands all over her body (sometimes idk what to do with my hands), and nuzzled me in between sessions. A true GFE and I hope all the women in TJ give this kind of service
  -English - her profile says "little English" which may as well be a lie, i was struggling with my broken Spanish the whole time and she didn't say a word in English

I would have absolutely no problem repeating, but since this is my first time in Tijuana will try some other chicas first.

[Dcrist0527]

Can you give us some intel on pricing and chica quality please?

It's not cheap. Hopefully I uploaded the picture of their pricing correctly. Chica quality and quantity varies. They do a lineup you can choose from. I've always found 1 or 2 that were very attractive to me. I'm fairly sure you could just politely say I'll be back later if nothing suits you. As I mentioned in another thread, you'll have your choice from between 2 and 10 chicas in the lineup. I'd say most are 7's. And while it's not always important to some, I've found the girls to have great personalities.

[Member #4730]

No I left. It was only a $10 session but its the principal that matters.

It winds up she used to work in a higher end strip club with tourist visitors but "somehow" she wound up on skid row doing $10 tricks. I wonder why.

Yeah bad customer service. She needs to retake customer service 101.

[Artisttyp]

So I take it you didn't get serviced? !

No I left. It was only a $10 session but its the principal that matters.

It winds up she used to work in a higher end strip club with tourist visitors but "somehow" she wound up on skid row doing $10 tricks. I wonder why.

[Member #4730]

I've done this before. It backfired once on me in Guatemala. The chica tried to NEG me on agreed services and we both reached for the cash at the same time. There was a light struggle. She took a few bills but I left with most of them.

Note to self:

Place bills on a high ledge not easily accessible.

So I take it you didn't get serviced? I've only been ripped off by USA Providers. I can just picture waving some cash over my head to show them proof of funds and then doing the deed similar to how greyhounds chase a rabbit around a track. Hitting it from behind while they try to grab the cash over their head. So funny!

[Artisttyp]

If the girl insists on getting paid upfront -- show her the money out and put in place where she can see but not take it, and let her know it is waiting for her once she completes the deed. Always works for me. I would never give her money before the job is done.

I've done this before. It backfired once on me in Guatemala. The chica tried to NEG me on agreed services and we both reached for the cash at the same time. There was a light struggle. She took a few bills but I left with most of them.

Note to self:

Place bills on a high ledge not easily accessible.

[AmorPorFavor]

Never did the haircut. I usually get the 1 hour massage and 1 hour room with jacuzzi package. I can't remember the number. The massages have ranged from just average to spectacular. Usually minimal teasing but one definitely was a very nice pregame. LOL.

Can you give us some intel on pricing and chica quality please?

[Dcrist0527]

I like spas. You ever get a haircut from there? I am very interested in going there. You ever get any of the packages or just straight pay for what you want.

Never did the haircut. I usually get the 1 hour massage and 1 hour room with jacuzzi package. I can't remember the number. The massages have ranged from just average to spectacular. Usually minimal teasing but one definitely was a very nice pregame. LOL.

[Urfikhan]

NEVER pay up front. Always confirm MSOG. Once the money leaves your hands you are no longer in control of the session.

If the girl insists on getting paid upfront -- show her the money out and put in place where she can see but not take it, and let her know it is waiting for her once she completes the deed. Always works for me. I would never give her money before the job is done.

[Artisttyp]

Trips almost here (leave tonight, will post some reports this wk) - in Tijuana is it money up front like in most of the civilized world? I saw some reports on Club HK where hobbyists are kicking themselves for paying up front bc chicas are running off with money after being paid.

Also is there a "standard" # of pops per hour? I know most other places are 2 per hour or more with chemistry, but for example I'm on cumintj's site and only one of the girls seems to have MSOG listed.

Thanks team!

NEVER pay up front. Always confirm MSOG. Once the money leaves your hands you are no longer in control of the session.

[Member #4730]

Trips almost here (leave tonight, will post some reports this wk) - in Tijuana is it money up front like in most of the civilized world? I saw some reports on Club HK where hobbyists are kicking themselves for paying up front bc chicas are running off with money after being paid.

Also is there a "standard" # of pops per hour? I know most other places are 2 per hour or more with chemistry, but for example I'm on cumintj's site and only one of the girls seems to have MSOG listed.

Thanks team!

Some pros request payment up front, while others ask after services rendered. Just have to consider their point of view as they don’t want to provide services and not get paid. I've never had them run off and they provided services. Most will say to negotiate before going up, but I just go with the flow. Some may have chemistry with you and allow MSOG, while others may want to jump out of bed, wash the kitty, and head back down for another customer. I've had luck having chemistry with them during first meeting and then eventually meeting them on a day off and they are overnight sexcapade. Just make sure to take your vitamins and eat your Wheaties.

[HappyPlaces]

I have no idea why that hasn't caught on. A lot of money to be made there.

This is not the same thing by any means. But the New Body Elite massage place is expensive but I like it. The massage is good. But one of the best parts is the jacuzzi rooms. Not a soapy massage. But every time I've paid for the jacuzzi upcharge, it's close to a body to body slide. Twice, I was afraid, yet hoping, for BBFS. Millimeters away. Thankfully, we did not because I would be a nervous wreck for weeks. Just not my thing. But in the moments, I was very weak. LOL.

I like spas. You ever get a haircut from there? I am very interested in going there. You ever get any of the packages or just straight pay for what you want.

[SmallWeinerGuy]

Trips almost here (leave tonight, will post some reports this wk) - in Tijuana is it money up front like in most of the civilized world? I saw some reports on Club HK where hobbyists are kicking themselves for paying up front bc chicas are running off with money after being paid.

Also is there a "standard" # of pops per hour? I know most other places are 2 per hour or more with chemistry, but for example I'm on cumintj's site and only one of the girls seems to have MSOG listed.

Thanks team!

[Member #4730]

Chemistry is the risk of escorts. Unless it's a repeat, you just never know. I had one session with Musas where it lacked chemistry. It still wasn't bad. But Giselle and I just weren't compatible, imo.

I would highly recommend Sandra. Chemistry is obviously different for all but I cannot imagine anyone not enjoying time with her.

Exactly, chemistry is hit or miss whether club, street or escort. I've had good luck so far with club girls so will keep contacting them until my pool dries up.

[Phordphan]

I have no idea why that hasn't caught on. A lot of money to be made there.

This is not the same thing by any means. But the New Body Elite massage place is expensive but I like it. The massage is good. But one of the best parts is the jacuzzi rooms. Not a soapy massage. But every time I've paid for the jacuzzi upcharge, it's close to a body to body slide. Twice, I was afraid, yet hoping, for BBFS. Millimeters away. Thankfully, we did not because I would be a nervous wreck for weeks. Just not my thing. But in the moments, I was very weak. LOL.

Actually, there's not a lot of money to be made. There have been many attempts, over the years, to set up massage parlors in Centro, the ZN, etc. Most have failed. Mermaids is a joke. Some like New Body but it's pricey and YMMV.

Massage works in Asian countries, especially Thailand and Korea, because it's a part of their culture. Everybody goes to massage, legit and otherwise. Most Asian men wouldn't be caught dead parading around town with a hooker. So, massage parlors fit the bill nicely, as it's all behind closed doors and already a part of the culture. Mexico's culture is much like Spain's, and massage really isn't a big part of it.