Tijuana Escort Reports

[KC Questor]

If you want an hour with MSOG, make sure you negotiate that."Una hora con dos veces" (One hour with two times)

(Of course your other option would be two different 30 minute sessions with two different women. More variety, but slightly higher costs.)

[LvHobby]

Another noob question. I had a great time my first time but have been doing much more research. I'm heading there tomorrow evening since I am going to be in OC for Thanksgiving.

I keep hearing about $.2 for an hour. Not sure I can last an hour. I'm sort of a quick hitter. Probably 15-20 min is my max time before I blow my load. If I negotiated an hour with a BG does that include MSOG or 1 shot and just hang out for the rest of the hour?

[Maila]

What are people's thoughts or experiences regarding girls marked as new to escorting or with not a lot of escorting experience?

[LvHobby]

Thinking of checking out Delila or Frida. I love tiny spinners. Ones that look like they are 18-20. Which one is hotter? Which one provides better service? I have read reviews of both on some other boards and the service seemed about the same (good for both) but wanted to get the opinions here.

[Escort4Us]

I SERONGLY DISAGREE! It is not their job to harass American citizens coming back to their own country. I don't care if they are bored. TOUGH SHIT. Too many people are afraid of these assholes! Ask for their supervisor and see how fast it stops. I tell them I go to the clubs. If they ask anything else I say go on your own. That's it. I'm there each week sometimes more. I tell them to look at the screen. This is why the lines are so long!

Eh. You see it as one thing, I see it as another.

We don't have to disagree. But I won't be the one trying to [CodeWord140] off customs by seeing persecuted. Yes, no, thank you. I don't care.

[Maila]

Maila,

The master suite will be fine just make sure to allot some time for the jacuzzi to fill. I found it takes around 45 minutes at least so factor that into your getting to know the girl time. There is a decent restaurant with Ticuan if you want room service and several very good restaurants surrounding Ticuan if you prefer to get out.

Hope this helps,

Burma

Ha, I don't I am really looking to have sex all night. In fact, I think for me, the point of having extended time is to do go slow with the other stuff. But at the same time, if one is paying for 6-8 hours, I expect one might be doing it twice. Or thrice, I suppose. But again, that's a YMMV situation, I understand.

I don't think I'm going clubbing (not a clubbing person) but I don't mind going to a nice restaurant with the girl. Probably just looking for good night out (in?) and some play and fun.

But 400-600 dollars. I don't know. That just seems a lot. And I make good money. But $500 will make me pause any day.

Thanks for your reply. Really appreciate it!

[Burma Jones]

Guys. I booked a room at Ticuan for later in the month. The master suite was only available for one night that weekend, Thursday. So I took it. I figure it's good for a night of fun. For the next day, I could switch rooms or switch hotels, or even go back to San Diego and day trip from there. To be resolved.

I was considering getting one of the MLB girls for the whole night. Overnight block just seems more economical to me. I don't speak Spanish, so the independent CL ads seem out of my reach. I looked at CuminTJ and hottijuana and they charge a lot. I can't justify $400-500 for one time. I don't have those running relationships with the girls at HK / AB, so getting them for an extended period in an outside hotel is probably not possible. So, one of the agencies seems like the only option. Any other than these three I should look at?

Also, does anybody know of girls at MLB that can speak acceptable English? Doesn't need to be be excellent but should be able to have a conversation. I don't think I can go 6-8 hours without talking. If you have overall girl recommendations, that would also be appreciated. I want to be able to have dinner at a restaurant, drink and soak in the jacuzzi, and go at it with her a couple of times.

And how do you guys use your phones there? Last I looked, I lost service a mile in. Another guy at HK confirmed it for me that it disappeared shortly after the border crossing.

Appreciate any help. Hope to report back on how it all went!

Maila,

The master suite will be fine just make sure to allot some time for the jacuzzi to fill. I found it takes around 45 minutes at least so factor that into your getting to know the girl time. There is a decent restaurant with Ticuan if you want room service and several very good restaurants surrounding Ticuan if you prefer to get out.

On the agency front, I have in the past used:

Cumintj. Com.

Hottijuana. Net.

Geishastj. Com.

Playmatesmexico. Com / en.

Nzanetjescorts. Com.

Adultbaja. Com.

I have never used MLB but their overnight rates seem the best. I have read a few reports of guys taking their girls out to clubs and they get too intoxicated to have sex all night. I don't know if the girl will be interested in several sessions during the night or not. It may just be once at the beginning and once at the end. Of course YMMV with each of these and fluent English speaking girls are few but most understand enough to get by. I took a newer phone with me last weekend and Ticuan's wifi worked way better. I normally switch to airplane mode right before crossing the border and use the wifi within the hotel. I also have a Skype account with which to call the agencies and a $5 phone card as a back up for extended calls. I have contacted all of the agencies by e mail and have only had to call one agency due to a tight time frame (check in at 3pm, the girl was scheduled for 4pm).

Hope this helps,

Burma

[Maila]

Guys. I booked a room at Ticuan for later in the month. The master suite was only available for one night that weekend, Thursday. So I took it. I figure it's good for a night of fun. For the next day, I could switch rooms or switch hotels, or even go back to San Diego and day trip from there. To be resolved.

I was considering getting one of the MLB girls for the whole night. Overnight block just seems more economical to me. I don't speak Spanish, so the independent CL ads seem out of my reach. I looked at CuminTJ and hottijuana and they charge a lot. I can't justify $400-500 for one time. I don't have those running relationships with the girls at HK / AB, so getting them for an extended period in an outside hotel is probably not possible. So, one of the agencies seems like the only option. Any other than these three I should look at?

Also, does anybody know of girls at MLB that can speak acceptable English? Doesn't need to be be excellent but should be able to have a conversation. I don't think I can go 6-8 hours without talking. If you have overall girl recommendations, that would also be appreciated. I want to be able to have dinner at a restaurant, drink and soak in the jacuzzi, and go at it with her a couple of times.

And how do you guys use your phones there? Last I looked, I lost service a mile in. Another guy at HK confirmed it for me that it disappeared shortly after the border crossing.

Appreciate any help. Hope to report back on how it all went!

[GolfSexRroll]

Sorry. This worked me up a bit.

He did it to see what you'd do.

He won.

Sack up, just do the game.

And FWIW, people up to no good, get worked up, just in different ways. Just answer the questions.

I SERONGLY DISAGREE! It is not their job to harass American citizens coming back to their own country. I don't care if they are bored. TOUGH SHIT. Too many people are afraid of these assholes! Ask for their supervisor and see how fast it stops. I tell them I go to the clubs. If they ask anything else I say go on your own. That's it. I'm there each week sometimes more. I tell them to look at the screen. This is why the lines are so long!

[Escort4Us]

Sorry. This worked me up a bit.

He did it to see what you'd do.

He won.

Sack up, just do the game.

And FWIW, people up to no good, get worked up, just in different ways. Just answer the questions.

[Maila]

CBP: AS far as your amount of condoms and lube is : IT IS NONE OF THEIR FUCKIN BUSINESS!

Tell me about it. This dude last night was a major CBP asshole! He asked me thrice what I was doing in Mexico. It's none of their fucking business what I was doing there. I am coming into the United States: feel free to ask me what I will be doing there or where I am going and all that.

This guy just seemed to have something up in his ass because he's sitting on guard duty at midnight and these other guys are coming from fondling hot girls. Of course he knows that already. Asked me explicitly if I went to a strip club after I said I was on a day trip and I ate at restaurants (which I did). I chose not to lie and said yes. So, he asked me how much money did you spend? What the fuck is his business how much money I might or might not spend at a strip club? So, I said, if you buy a drink it's $7. Then says, it's okay to go to a strip club, you can tell say that to me. If it was bloody okay, why is he giving people a hard time about it. Fucking bastard.

Sorry. This worked me up a bit. Next time, I'll just add strip club to the list of things I did if they really really want to hear it said out loud.

[GolfSexRroll]

Thank you! Really good information. I've just been more worried about the customs. I've also thought it odd to take too many condoms. I'm wondering if one should just buy that stuff there (condoms, lube, etc.). I'm leaning towards getting my feet wet with an MLB escort even if it isn't for the night. But as you said, Burma Jones, I feel a 2 hour session puts you right there at the $300 mark anyway, so even if you send away the girl after 4 hours, that seems to be more economical. There are far more experienced people here, so I will follow the advice I get.

I'm nil at Spanish, so that's another concern.

CBP: AS far as your amount of condoms and lube is : IT IS NONE OF THEIR FUCKIN BUSINESS!

[Burma Jones]

I'm nil at Spanish, so that's another concern.

If you decide to stay at Ticuan, they do have wifi (it's pretty sucky and drops out constantly) but you can use a translator on your phone or laptop to communicate. Some companies, like cumintj. Com or hottijuana. Net describe if the girls speak Spanish or not. And the advice to call and ask specifically what you are looking for is good. They aim to please and are looking for repeat customers so your satisfaction is important.

I will say that my very first experience was a 6 hour session with one of the companies and the girl spoke fluent English. We spent the first 5 hours talking and went to dinner and didn't get around to the sex until the final hour. It was a good session because she was a nice girl to hang out with (and we've hung out since) but the girls who speak no English provide more sexual bang because the words can't get in the way.

[Phordphan]

Thank you! Really good information. I've just been more worried about the customs. I've also thought it odd to take too many condoms. I'm wondering if one should just buy that stuff there (condoms, lube, etc.). I'm leaning towards getting my feet wet with an MLB escort even if it isn't for the night. But as you said, Burma Jones, I feel a 2 hour session puts you right there at the $300 mark anyway, so even if you send away the girl after 4 hours, that seems to be more economical. There are far more experienced people here, so I will follow the advice I get.

I'm nil at Spanish, so that's another concern.

IMHO, $300 for two hours is insane. Even HK girls will go for about 1/2 of that. Another reason I prefer independents. The girl sees only about half of that amount.

[Rippa]

Who was that escort? And what agency is she from? If you don't mind

Don't mind giving out that intel at all, but damn, I almost avoided passing on my "praise' for the chica in my post as I've recently been advised she's no longer working for the agency. I was afraid someone might ask; it was 'Dulce' with MLB. I have no idea where she might be now. But Sampson's stable was fully stocked with some very nice ladies including some righteous MILF's not so long ago. (My personal favorite 'flavor'). I would suggest you check with him and see what he can do to help.

And BTW, I wouldn't know the man if he walked up and shook my hand, just found him to be a straight shooter and very accommodating.

Have fun, Fellas,

- Rippa