Tijuana Escort Reports

[AerodinamicDog]

I had a repeat with Irina and Padme, I was surprised by Padme because I couldn't find any information about her even tho she posts lots of pictures in the musas forum but after Irina said to me she works with her doing threesomes I pulled the trigger, she was very friendly and allows pictures and recording so I was game.

Conversion rate from pesos to dollar still works well when you have some extra mxn cash.

Made it happen again and this time I went for Irina per recommendations from you and other mongers in their forum, I was eyeing her since her MLB days but she is always posting stuff in the musas forum so I went for it instead besides there is a huge difference in price if we use the convertion trick for extra pesos.

https://www.mexicolindobar.com/irina/

$150 USD with MLB wich turns out to be around 2500 MXN.

https://www.musastj.net/model-irina-60207

$125 USD with Musas which turns out to 2100 MXN.

Using the trick with the extra pesos from the night before at Churrasqueria I changed 2100 pesos and got the $125 and some extra coins which I will save for next trips, so dates with Musas will be costing just a bit more than 2000 MNX instead of 2500 with MLB.

Also, rooms at Hacienda Soler now cost $44 which is getting closer to some other hotel fees, if I plan to stay a whole night or 2 days I rather go and get a room at Caesars and have in and out priviledges and staying closer to la zona and restaurants, I liked Hacienda soler because their rooms have big space but now really a good deal now.

[Artisttyp]

The voice of reason! We appreciate it Cap. I can't stand those smelly bastards. There's usually 20 of them out front smoking cigars and causing a ruckus. The smoke wafts through the entire hotel and it's disgusting. Also, the wives and kids have set up a day care in the atrium area between 5th floor and 7th floor and there are kids hanging out from 8 a-10 p. Everyfuckingday. They are why we can't have a good things. My second choice used to be the Grand but they're almost double now. Anybody recommend anything?

Grand website averages $119 on weekdays. Maybe a few dollars increase but not much.

[Fmojo]

Ticuan is a fairly rough hotel, front yard dirty, lobby bare and sparse, typical of low-class no frills hotels. Guys hanging out in front, acting tense and on alert, smoking, horsing around, talking loudly, staring at people like trying to figure out if they are LEs or enemies coming at them with guns or knives.

Gang bangers, drugs dealers, cartel guys always hang out in number for strength and ready to jump on their tasks. These Ticuan guys look rough and skanky, may be Eastern Europeans or Middle Easterners. They don't look like normal tourists or visitors, more like gangsters hanging out, waiting to do illegal business. I would not mix with them.

The voice of reason! We appreciate it Cap. I can't stand those smelly bastards. There's usually 20 of them out front smoking cigars and causing a ruckus. The smoke wafts through the entire hotel and it's disgusting. Also, the wives and kids have set up a day care in the atrium area between 5th floor and 7th floor and there are kids hanging out from 8 a-10 p. Everyfuckingday. They are why we can't have a good things. My second choice used to be the Grand but they're almost double now. Anybody recommend anything?

[Captain Solo]

Ticuan is a fairly rough hotel, front yard dirty, lobby bare and sparse, typical of low-class no frills hotels. Guys hanging out in front, acting tense and on alert, smoking, horsing around, talking loudly, staring at people like trying to figure out if they are LEs or enemies coming at them with guns or knives.

Gang bangers, drugs dealers, cartel guys always hang out in number for strength and ready to jump on their tasks. These Ticuan guys look rough and skanky, may be Eastern Europeans or Middle Easterners. They don't look like normal tourists or visitors, more like gangsters hanging out, waiting to do illegal business. I would not mix with them.

[AmericanPi]

You with that guy from Iowa that doesn't like looked at?

Imagine that, people come into your hotel, and you get looked at.

Yes. We are together. Very intuitive of you.

Also you're spot on about Iowa. We can go days without seeing a person there so when I go to Tijuana it's a total culture shock that eyeballs fall in my direction. It leaves me confused and scared. You understood my point perfectly. Carry on adding value to the community sir.

[SpeedToys]

Anyone have experiences in quartz? Is it girl friendly?

Because it looks really nice. Even if yelp reviews are only so so. Getting tired of Ticuan and Caesars. They eye you every time you bring in a girl.

You with that guy from Iowa that doesn't like looked at?

Imagine that, people come into your hotel, and you get looked at.

[SpeedToys]

Hey team, saw a thing saying hotel ticuan had been "taken over" by russians and aremenians, like them just hanging out in the lobby and hassling / giving hard stares. Is that an ongoing thing? I travel to relax not get stressed out.

Thanks!

If this bothers you, stay in Iowa. The world outside the central time zone is to tough for you.

You a foreigner, worried that a stranger looked you, in a foreign nation.

[FlacasOnly420]

Hey team, saw a thing saying hotel ticuan had been "taken over" by russians and aremenians, like them just hanging out in the lobby and hassling / giving hard stares. Is that an ongoing thing? I travel to relax not get stressed out.

Thanks!

It was quite a site last weekend when a Hispanic SoCal biker gang pulled up about 30 deep to Ticuan for the holiday and all the Russians were speechless standing around smoking and staring.

Personally I don't find the lobby / elevator congestion as much of an issue as their habit of roaming the halls loudly on their cell phones. Overall annoying, but not a reason to use a different hotel.

[TheMan31]

Hey team, saw a thing saying hotel ticuan had been "taken over" by russians and aremenians, like them just hanging out in the lobby and hassling / giving hard stares. Is that an ongoing thing? I travel to relax not get stressed out.

Thanks!

Yes they are always there. Playing cards, smoking cigarettes' day and night and walking around in their pajamas LOL.

[Baxter Slade]

Hey team, saw a thing saying hotel ticuan had been "taken over" by russians and aremenians, like them just hanging out in the lobby and hassling / giving hard stares. Is that an ongoing thing? I travel to relax not get stressed out.

Thanks!

Yes this is true. But come on man how can you let little things like that stress you out. I always found people watching in the Ticuan lobby enjoyable the only difference is now its harder to find a seat.

But still entertaining to watch this new breed of hotel guests at the reception desk bickering about something with the clerks.

[SmallWeinerGuy]

Hey team, saw a thing saying hotel ticuan had been "taken over" by russians and aremenians, like them just hanging out in the lobby and hassling / giving hard stares. Is that an ongoing thing? I travel to relax not get stressed out.

Thanks!

[JoeSmith068]

So I had some business in LA and had some time to kill, so I decided to check out Tijuana. My original plan was to go two night on a Tuesday and Wednesday, but ended up going on a Saturday for one night and came back Tuesday for another night.

I hesitantly parked my vehicle at the lot located 4570 Camino De La Plaza, in the end it was fine, relatively safe.

I crossed over quickly at the Mexico Tijuna Entrance according to google maps, tbh the crossing confused me a bit.

I was able to find the shuttle quickly that took me to Hotel Rizo, I didn't have reservation and was a bit worried it being a Saturday but was able to get the most basic room. The room was decent for the price, only issue was no instructions how to operate the safe and the sheets were so thin and small I like to sleep with ac and it was terrible. Other than that was modern and clean.

Checked out the&G, was pretty dead but met a MILF who remided me of this Spanish pornstar I like, so decided why not wtf. Negotiated two hours for $150. Was alight nothing special. Ended up kicking her our after an hour didn't feel like a second round. She asked for a tip like $50 bucks I laughed at her and said get out. Think I don't like about Tijuana is everyone wants a god damn tip even the guy who gives out the little robe when leaving the club.

Ended up checking out Chicago ended up leaving causing I couldn't get a drink after waiting like 10-15 min.

HK was crazy lots of 7-10's but just to many people to intense ended up leaving. Went to go check out the SW's most were terrible found a cutie $65 for FS + $6 for the room. Figured not bad here is where it went terrible I think the worst session I had tied with the soapie in Japan. CBJ which I expected but she ripped whole it a wet wipe and put it around by dick, very awkward then went to FS she only allowed this super akward postion, no touching covered her boobs totaly boner killer, told her go back to BJ to finnish off she wanted another $10 said fuck that. I was pissed at this point.

Went to Tropical cause I saw two hotties from there going into my hotel, was a while mostly fuglys but thankfully this tall, skinny girl with glasses sits next to me most I had to turn away. I said fine, she spoke really good english and she saved my night. Ended up partying to 6 am, took her back at 6 am $100, with CBJ was fine cause she was hot and we got along well but I wouldn't repeat as she was def a pro. . Eventually went to the second floor where was more Mexican music, I loved it by 3 am lots of drunk girls topless nude you could give the ma dollar and grope them was not bad. Spent too much money, but what ever.

Tijuana is really a 24/7 party city I checked out around 11 am on Sunday and people were going into HK.

Got the shuttle back to the same crossing I went through to get to Mexico, huge line up and was on no sleep and hung over. Guys said can get you to the front of line for $20 said sure then they tired to ask for $30 told them to fuck off. For me it was worth it. Anyways what a complete scam, all they did was take me to ped west which there was still a line, be it was covered and not in the sun, was close to two hours feeling like shit. Don't fall for that shit.

I came back on Tuesday booked at Ticuan, cause I wanted to to go the escort route ended up ordering two girls from goodgirls as their booker thorugh whatass was really good. Musas didn't respond and Greys took two long.

Took Malala based of a review here and Cali as recommended by the booker. Bother were good fore $115 + tip. BBJ multiple postions etc. Cali did some deep throat. Both were cute maybe 6's. I would recommend but not repeat.

There were some good breweries on Av Revolucion and at and ate dinner at El Doradito Est. 1973 Antojitos Mexicanos a little food stall kind of place. Good portions and the guy spoke english.

Was happy that I did it, but in the I feel like Tijuana is not good value. Being from Canada the USD exchange rate sucks and unless you go the escort route which downside is you never now how they really look like till they show up at your hotel the service sucks compared to asia, and Colombia but even Colombia was hit and miss.

Other than the clubs theres not much else going on in Tijuana.

If I lived in LA or San Deigo maybe go once in a while but IMO to go as a dedicated mongering destiantion would rather save my money to go to somewhere else.

Of course YMMV.

Sorry you kind of had a shitty time.

[JoeSmith068]

First time posting here as I just got my membership, but I've lurked for a while. Anyone had experience with Tijuana Kittens and any girls there such as Michelle or Emily?

[SenorTJ]

I had a session with Margaret prior. Also had similar experience as you described. Tho I didn't mind the oily skin, she did shower.


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When we started to kiss she seemed to not really want to or be into it. When it came to a BBBJ she started gagging immediately.

I had showered prior and I keep good hygiene so I didn't think it was me, not having that problem with other girls prior.

I asked her if she'the do a covered BJ at least, then she said if he can just get to it instead. I did eat the booty and went down.

Pretty girl with a nice body.

But wouldn't want to get again.

Thank you this saves me time and money because her body looks so good. But others provide way better service.

[HormoneMonster]

Booked 2 Goodgirls escorts in the last 2 weeks. Milala was a hot spinner and a good fuck, but when her pussy started lubricating, it smelled like rotten fish, I asked her to take a shower and wash up carefully. Came back to bed the odor was gone for a while, then her pussy started stinking again. I got so disgusted after the first pop, did not want to touch her again.

Booked Margaret de Ensenada from Goodgirls Labor Day Sunday. She was young, nice, clean and firm, fairly pretty with a huge frizzled hairdo, did not know how to make up, did not have the charms of a lady. Her skin and her hair smelled very sweaty, turned me off. Fruit confirmed Margaret would kiss but she tried every way to avoid kissing. She's so crude, not worth fucking. Even street girls in the alley are more attractive and appealing. She's open for OTC dating if any bros can put up with her sweaty odors.

These escorts are just crude street girls. I will not book them again.

I had a session with Margaret prior. Also had similar experience as you described. Tho I didn't mind the oily skin, she did shower.

When we started to kiss she seemed to not really want to or be into it. When it came to a BBBJ she started gagging immediately.

I had showered prior and I keep good hygiene so I didn't think it was me, not having that problem with other girls prior.

I asked her if she'the do a covered BJ at least, then she said if he can just get to it instead. I did eat the booty and went down.

On her briefly as I tend to enjoy doing that.

But experience did not meet the usual expectations. Pretty girl with a nice body.

But wouldn't want to get again.