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[Member #4722]

There's a big difference between "weed" and "drugs". In this situation he should have paid the bribe.

[Phordphan]

Woah. All that for one joint, damn. What year was that? How did you get busted with it? Can anybody give advice as to whether it is safe to bring 1 joint down to smoke in your overnight room at Cascadas or another hotel. When this is all over I'm going to get a room at the Grand Hotel for a couple of nights for escorts. Would it be safe to have and smoke one there? I believe the laws have loosened up recently?

Good idea. Smuggle drugs across an international border. What could go wrong?

[Dickus Maximus]

Woah. All that for one joint, damn. What year was that? How did you get busted with it? Can anybody give advice as to whether it is safe to bring 1 joint down to smoke in your overnight room at Cascadas or another hotel. When this is all over I'm going to get a room at the Grand Hotel for a couple of nights for escorts. Would it be safe to have and smoke one there? I believe the laws have loosened up recently?

I have a few rules for staying safe in Mexico. Number one is: Don't do drugs; don't get involved with drugs. Perfectly innocent people have died because the place they were buying drugs got shot up because the dealer didn't pay his bill or was on the wrong team, or whatever. Even if you aren't getting yourself in trouble with the cartel you're making yourself a target for the police. Sure, you may get away with it. Or you may be collateral damage. Just say no.

Your drugs of choice should be cerveca, tequila, panochita, and nada mas.

Ignore my advice at your peril.

(for some reason the site is rewriting my post. Looks like it is spell correcting. Changed the Spanish for "and" to "why" so I had to put "and" in English).

[Goyo61]

WOW. That is a hell of a story! A guy as work got arrested one time and he was saying in the jail wasn't good. But the paddy wagon trip there sucked big time!

Thanks for the details. Really appreciate.

Goyo.

Since I got picked up downtown they took me to the station in the downtown area where they put you in a holding tank before they transport you in a big group in a paddywagon to the delegacion up by 20 de noviembre. When I first showed up to the downtown jail they took my phone and my belt, and I THINK also all my belongings in my pockets. Then once the paddywagon showed up to transport us to their other jail facility where you serve out your sentence (in my case I was sentenced to 36 hours for 1 joint of reefer) they return your belongings to you. But what happened to me was I was the last one to be loaded up on the paddy wagon and it was so full I couldn't fit so I had to wait a couple hours for the next ride. And when I say I couldn't fit I mean they had that paddy wagon truck full to the brim. I think that thing is meant to hold maybe 15 people, they cram about 25-30 people in that thing. I heard guys in the back screaming in pain and the cops literally have a stick they smack the last guys with to force them into the truck, and they even use a TASER to force the last couple of guys to cram into that thing. Luckily I didn't get hit with the stick or the taser and the cops saw that it was physically impossible for any more bodies to fit in there so they put me back in the holding tank to wait for the next transport but they forgot to get my phone and belongings from me. So technically I could've used my phone while I was in the holding tank...

[AmorPorFavor]

Yup one single joint that's it. I was walking down second street just west of constitution with three gringos and and the Mexican novia of one of them. We were just walking down the street doing absolutely nothing wrong when two cops just swooped in on us like we were freakin terrorists. It was a male and a female cop and the girl who was with us starts going crazy screaming and cussing out the cops while they searched us and found the joint in my pocket.

They put me, the girl, and her gringo boyfriend in the cop car and drove us to a dark back street all the while the chick is screaming cussing out the cops. They then pull over and the male cop goes over to where the female is and is about to do something, it looked like he was about to get physical with her when the gringo boyfriend yells at him and the cop goes over to his side and puts a 3 or 4 punch combo on the dude. I'm sitting in the middle covering my face so I don't get punched too. Then they talk to the crazy chick for a minute until she calms down and they let the couple go and keep me.

Then they drove around for a minute and ask me if I want to pay the "multa" 900 pesos. I had the money but I wanted to get the price down so I tried to bluff like I wasn't scared to go to jail. Pssh THAT was a goddamn mistake! So they called my bluff and drove me to the station and asked me again if I wanted to pay the multa and I said I got 200 pesos. They weren't trying to hear it. They just handed me over to the jail cops and took off into the night. I was thinking ok I guess I get to finally find out what Mexican jail is like..

Fuck! Well I definitely won't be walking around with it now. I'm thinking that a nice hotel or even Cascadas won't do anything to paying customers who are behaving like I always make sure to do and are spending lots of dinero. But definitely will keep it on the downlow. Anybody have any experience with smoking at Cascadas in the rooms or any other hotel? No windows in the Cascadas rooms I've rented to blow out the smoke.

[Jinxx]

Woah. All that for one joint, damn. What year was that? How did you get busted with it? Can anybody give advice as to whether it is safe to bring 1 joint down to smoke in your overnight room at Cascadas or another hotel. When this is all over I'm going to get a room at the Grand Hotel for a couple of nights for escorts. Would it be safe to have and smoke one there? I believe the laws have loosened up recently?

Yup one single joint that's it. I was walking down second street just west of constitution with three gringos and and the Mexican novia of one of them. We were just walking down the street doing absolutely nothing wrong when two cops just swooped in on us like we were freakin terrorists. It was a male and a female cop and the girl who was with us starts going crazy screaming and cussing out the cops while they searched us and found the joint in my pocket.

They put me, the girl, and her gringo boyfriend in the cop car and drove us to a dark back street all the while the chick is screaming cussing out the cops. They then pull over and the male cop goes over to where the female is and is about to do something, it looked like he was about to get physical with her when the gringo boyfriend yells at him and the cop goes over to his side and puts a 3 or 4 punch combo on the dude. I'm sitting in the middle covering my face so I don't get punched too. Then they talk to the crazy chick for a minute until she calms down and they let the couple go and keep me.

Then they drove around for a minute and ask me if I want to pay the "multa" 900 pesos. I had the money but I wanted to get the price down so I tried to bluff like I wasn't scared to go to jail. Pssh THAT was a goddamn mistake! So they called my bluff and drove me to the station and asked me again if I wanted to pay the multa and I said I got 200 pesos. They weren't trying to hear it. They just handed me over to the jail cops and took off into the night. I was thinking ok I guess I get to finally find out what Mexican jail is like.

This happened less than a month ago. But if you're discreet and you're not walking around with it there's no chance of getting in trouble. In your hotel just try to be discreet, blow the smoke out the window or I highly recommend smoking a cannabis vape pen which is way more discreet than actual pot that you smoke in a joint.

The thing is if you're walking around the zona or revolucion the cops might flag you down and search you at any given moment. Collecting bribes from people partying is their bread and butter. I bet they make more from their bribes than what their salary pays. And technically small personal quantities are legal / decriminalized according to Mexican law but apparently Tijuana cops choose not to recognize that. And the reason why is because that's the main source of their income. It's a total racket. The cops get paid by the drug pushers to protect them, then they get paid again to shakedown the consumers.

Just two weeks ago I was in the zona and I was on the phone with my Uber driver trying to figure out where his dumbass was at and I was standing in the street and the cops swooped in on me real quick they had me against the squad car searching me asking me how much I had to drink. They let me go because I was clean that day. But please believe those zona cops are like sharks constantly looking for easy prey.

While I was in the jail I had a conversation with a cop who was pretty cool. He was the one who made it so I got out about six hours early, which was a blessing because I needed to take a shit really bad since I refused to shit in the jail's FILTHY toilets with NO toilet paper. I asked him what he thought about the news that Mexico might fully legalize marijuana similar to California or Canada this year. He shot it down real quick. He didn't like that idea at all. He said it would never happen. Why? Because legalizing weed / drugs would eliminate their main source of income. It would literally be taking food off of his table.

[AmorPorFavor]

Since I got picked up downtown they took me to the station in the downtown area where they put you in a holding tank before they transport you in a big group in a paddywagon to the delegacion up by 20 de noviembre. When I first showed up to the downtown jail they took my phone and my belt, and I THINK also all my belongings in my pockets. Then once the paddywagon showed up to transport us to their other jail facility where you serve out your sentence (in my case I was sentenced to 36 hours for 1 joint of reefer) they return your belongings to you. But what happened to me was I was the last one to be loaded up on the paddy wagon and it was so full I couldn't fit so I had to wait a couple hours for the next ride. And when I say I couldn't fit I mean they had that paddy wagon truck full to the brim. I think that thing is meant to hold maybe 15 people, they cram about 25-30 people in that thing. I heard guys in the back screaming in pain and the cops literally have a stick they smack the last guys with to force them into the truck, and they even use a TASER to force the last couple of guys to cram into that thing. Luckily I didn't get hit with the stick or the taser and the cops saw that it was physically impossible for any more bodies to fit in there so they put me back in the holding tank to wait for the next transport but they forgot to get my phone and belongings from me. So technically I could've used my phone while I was in the holding tank.

So as I'm waiting for the next paddywagon transport they're bringing in new guys that they just picked up off the street and the holding tank starts to fill up again. Well one guy starts talking to me saying that if you give the guards 200 pesos you can get out. Some of these thug looking guys overhear our conversation and one of them decides to try me asking me for money for "el globo" so I gave him like 10 pesos because I was caught off guard then he starts demanding more and we started getting in each others faces about to fight when the guard came over. One of the guys in there told the guard that I had money to pay to get out so the guard comes to me and asks me if I have the money. I check my pockets and I'm missing like 700 pesos that I to this day don't know how I lost it. So now I'm stuck with no money to bribe my way out and I've got these thug guys eyeballing me wanting to take my shit..

Woah. All that for one joint, damn. What year was that? How did you get busted with it? Can anybody give advice as to whether it is safe to bring 1 joint down to smoke in your overnight room at Cascadas or another hotel. When this is all over I'm going to get a room at the Grand Hotel for a couple of nights for escorts. Would it be safe to have and smoke one there? I believe the laws have loosened up recently?

[Jinxx]

Jin. Can you share what the process is like when they take you in and during lockup? Can you call anyone? Do they take your wallet? Other stuff.

Goyo.

Since I got picked up downtown they took me to the station in the downtown area where they put you in a holding tank before they transport you in a big group in a paddywagon to the delegacion up by 20 de noviembre. When I first showed up to the downtown jail they took my phone and my belt, and I THINK also all my belongings in my pockets. Then once the paddywagon showed up to transport us to their other jail facility where you serve out your sentence (in my case I was sentenced to 36 hours for 1 joint of reefer) they return your belongings to you. But what happened to me was I was the last one to be loaded up on the paddy wagon and it was so full I couldn't fit so I had to wait a couple hours for the next ride. And when I say I couldn't fit I mean they had that paddy wagon truck full to the brim. I think that thing is meant to hold maybe 15 people, they cram about 25-30 people in that thing. I heard guys in the back screaming in pain and the cops literally have a stick they smack the last guys with to force them into the truck, and they even use a TASER to force the last couple of guys to cram into that thing. Luckily I didn't get hit with the stick or the taser and the cops saw that it was physically impossible for any more bodies to fit in there so they put me back in the holding tank to wait for the next transport but they forgot to get my phone and belongings from me. So technically I could've used my phone while I was in the holding tank.

So as I'm waiting for the next paddywagon transport they're bringing in new guys that they just picked up off the street and the holding tank starts to fill up again. Well one guy starts talking to me saying that if you give the guards 200 pesos you can get out. Some of these thug looking guys overhear our conversation and one of them decides to try me asking me for money for "el globo" so I gave him like 10 pesos because I was caught off guard then he starts demanding more and we started getting in each others faces about to fight when the guard came over. One of the guys in there told the guard that I had money to pay to get out so the guard comes to me and asks me if I have the money. I check my pockets and I'm missing like 700 pesos that I to this day don't know how I lost it. So now I'm stuck with no money to bribe my way out and I've got these thug guys eyeballing me wanting to take my shit.

It turns out the word "globo" means crystal meth. When the guard goes back up front these bastards pull out a freakin meth pipe and start smoking meth right there in the jail! So a couple hours go by and finally the paddy wagon comes back around and they lead us outside to load us up to transport us. Luckily there weren't as many inmates this time and there was enough room for me to sit on the little bench that runs along the side of the van. Well as soon as we take off one little young dude pulls out his phone and one of the thug guys immediately snatches it out of his hand and just takes it, like with no hesitation. And sure enough him and his buddies tell me to give them my phone, my wallet, and even my shoes. At this point I'm WAY out of my element totally unsure of what the hell is going on. My first reaction is to just give up my things and live to fight another day, so I just gave them my stuff. Then I almost IMMEDIATELY regretted it as anger set in and I started to realize that these guys really weren't sh*t. They were basically bluffing as they could tell I was completely out of my comfort zone. Once reality set in I realized I could've probably whipped these guys asses, but by then it was too late. Once we got to the other jail facility I confronted two of them and neither one of them would stand up to me. Like an idiot I didn't say anything to the cops because I was so mad I wanted to whip these guys myself and get my stuff back without the cops help. Well little did I know they didn't put us all together like I thought they would. They put us in these 6 man cells with 3 tier bunk beds. I never saw the bastards again.

I talked to a guy that told me all those little thug meth smoking dudes hang out around "1st street". So now I'm on the look out for these guys. I swear to god when I catch one of them it's going to be pure action Jackson time. A perfect scenario is if I can catch one of them walking across the street while I'm driving and I just hit him with my car and just keep on going. I'll never forget these guys faces so I don't care if it's a year from now, when I see them it's on like donkey kong. The one thing I have going for me is I'm not really worried about getting in trouble if I do find these guys and crack their heads wide open. If you think about it with all the killings and attacks that happen in Tijuana on a daily basis do you think the cops are going to put any effort into pursuing the attacker of a couple of punk ass druggies? Hell no they're not going to waste 5 minutes looking for me. I'll get away scott free with no worries.


Oh, but to answer your question about a phone call, I imagine you can. I didn't really think to call anybody since I wasn't really that worried about it. I figured worst case senario I spend a day in jail and I get a hell of a life experience. One guy they brought in made a big deal of making a phone call and the guards took him out of the holding tank and he never came back so I think he somehow talked his way out of there or he called somebody to come give up some cash to get him out.

[Phordphan]

Jin. Can you share what the process is like when they take you in and during lockup? Can you call anyone? Do they take your wallet? Other stuff.

Goyo.

Over the past couple of years the daughter of my novia got locked up for 24 hours. Funny stories, but for another thread. Anyway, novia and her father were panicked out because she didn't contact them. The reason was because she was locked up with no phone.

So I, too, am very curious about this. Was her inability to call because they confiscated her phone, or did the battery just die and there was no way to charge it within the cell?

[Goyo61]

Jin. Can you share what the process is like when they take you in and during lockup? Can you call anyone? Do they take your wallet? Other stuff.

Goyo.

Whenever you save a new contact save it as a google contact so when you sign in to google with a new device your contacts automatically transfer. This has saved my arse many times because I freakin lose phones like you wouldn't believe.

Most recently about a month ago I spent 30 hours in Tijuana lock up and some punkass wannabe gangsters ganged up on me and relieved me of my phone, my debit card, and my shoes. I now ride through the zn whenever I get a chance looking for these dudes. I will get my revenge and the beautiful thing is I don't even have to worry about getting in trouble for it(well not by the cops anyway). Tijuana is basically a wide open free for all when it comes to vendettas.

[Jinxx]

Whoa, you got to give us the full story amigo! We've got all the time in the world now. You have our undivided attention.

I can only say this for now, I'm prepared to scour the earth for these motherf*ckers. If they go to Indochina I'm going to be hiding in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in their ass.

Then afterwards I'll go eat me a Royale with cheese. Or maybe a big kahuna burger.

[SenorTJ]

Most recently about a month ago I spent 30 hours in Tijuana lock up and some punkass wannabe gangsters ganged up on me and relieved me of my phone, my debit card, and my shoes.

Whoa, you got to give us the full story amigo! We've got all the time in the world now. You have our undivided attention.

[Jinxx]

Can someone explain to me why what's app doesn't keep all your contacts when you reinstall with the same number. The first time I used it I had a solid 10 numbers on there. I bought a new phone and when I installed it again with the same number I lost everything. I was so pissed. There was one contact that I miss so much. Had the greatest tits and she quit greys girls a couple years ago. I'm hoping when the virus blows over she will make a comeback to raise some cash for a short time.

Whenever you save a new contact save it as a google contact so when you sign in to google with a new device your contacts automatically transfer. This has saved my arse many times because I freakin lose phones like you wouldn't believe.

Most recently about a month ago I spent 30 hours in Tijuana lock up and some punkass wannabe gangsters ganged up on me and relieved me of my phone, my debit card, and my shoes. I now ride through the zn whenever I get a chance looking for these dudes. I will get my revenge and the beautiful thing is I don't even have to worry about getting in trouble for it(well not by the cops anyway). Tijuana is basically a wide open free for all when it comes to vendettas.

[Phordphan]

Can someone explain to me why what's app doesn't keep all your contacts when you reinstall with the same number. The first time I used it I had a solid 10 numbers on there. I bought a new phone and when I installed it again with the same number I lost everything. I was so pissed. There was one contact that I miss so much. Had the greatest tits and she quit greys girls a couple years ago. I'm hoping when the virus blows over she will make a comeback to raise some cash for a short time.

https://faq.whatsapp.com/en/android/20887921

You back the stuff up before you set up the new phone, then you simply restore the backup. I've done it multiple times. Easy peasy.

[Golfster]

Can someone explain to me why what's app doesn't keep all your contacts when you reinstall with the same number. The first time I used it I had a solid 10 numbers on there. I bought a new phone and when I installed it again with the same number I lost everything. I was so pissed. There was one contact that I miss so much. Had the greatest tits and she quit greys girls a couple years ago. I'm hoping when the virus blows over she will make a comeback to raise some cash for a short time.

WhatsApp doesn't save anything in the cloud. That's one of the selling points. Everything is stored on your phone. It only pulls contacts that are stored on the phone, no one can get Facebook to release your conversations as it goes through their servers, but isn't stored there.