Tijuana Escort Reports

[JH 1001]

As promised, here is my trip report from my Summer soiree with some lovely young ladies from Musas.

It's a long read, I know. However, I enjoy writing these things. Plus it's great to re-live the experience as I do so. As always, I'm open to suggestions, comments, etc.

Like a good lad, I decided to rtff. I scoured the Tijuana escorts thread from back to front to get the lowdown on the do's and don't's. What a wealth of info! Thanks to all of you guys who have imparted your sage advice to the rest of us. You, who have so valiantly taken one (or several) for the team, have spared us from the inevitable; A night of sitting in a crap motel with nothing but an empty beer in one hand & our schlong in the other, after the escort we ordered turned out to be a toothless monster, smelling of manteca & stripper perfume, burning with a desire to separate us from our money and our dignity. Unless you're into that sort of thing. No judgement.

About 2 to 3 weeks before the date, I first contacted several agencies (Musas, CuminTJ, MLB, Hot and Sexy Latinas, Queens & Grey's Girls) & told them I wanted a trio and that it had to be with girls that were friendly with each other and got along well. Also, that BBBJ with both chicas at the same time must be part of the plan. I've had enough threesomes where one girl is doing her thing and the other is just sitting and watching, or on her phone, or over there crying in the corner. I also mentioned that I wanted 1. 5 hours & that I would more than likely be going to La Mansion (again, based on reviews in the forum).

Mexico Lindo Bar replied in less than 24 hours with a list of girls available for trios and said that BBBJ and GFE were part of normal service. CuminTJ, Musas and Hot and Sexy Latinas got back to me all within several days. Queens got back to me nearly a week later. Never heard from Grey's Girls. By this time, because of selection, price & what I had read, I decided on Musas.

Based on reviews, I emailed Musas back saying I wanted Brandy and Michelle. Booker replied telling me that he thought that Michelle may or may not be available and would let me know. I replied saying that Bambi would be an acceptable alternative. (Not that Bambi or Michelle are necessarily my type but because I read here in the forum that they all perform well with Brandy. Several days later, I noted two things on the Musas site: 1. Michelle was mentioned in the blog about being out of town & that her eta was still a little up in the air 2. Tokio had once again become available. I had read on the forum that Tokio was outstanding and that the threeway someone had with her and Brandy was out of this world. I wrote back to Musas and re-iterated that if Michelle was not available, that Bambi would be OK and then I also mentioned that Tokio would be an acceptable alternative. They replied that Brandy & Tokio were confirmed. Done deal.

At that point, I also requested that the ladies bring stockings and heels, as this is something that's actually pretty important to me. I've had experiences, both paid for and au natural. That were saved by the fact that this particular fetish of mine can keep me going all night. I was told that they weren't sure if they had them, but it would certainly be requested and that some type of lingerie would be worn. Fair enough, I guess.

Later on, I contacted Musas again, to re-iterate that I wanted to make sure that Brandy was comfortable with the pairing they gave me. In retrospect, I should have just let them do their job, as it may have ended up biting me in the ass, by them denying me access to the Musas Forum (explained later). I'll let you guys be the judge regarding my theory on this one.

Two days before the date, I wrote again, just confirming that we were on. They replied with confirmation. Then, finally, the day arrived. I hit the road with the thought of two chicas in stockings forcing me to drink mas why mas tequila while they rode me like a hobo on a railroad car. However, on the way from LA to Tijuana, the traffic sucked some pretty serious ass. What the hell was going on? Comic Con and its caravan of nerds dressed as aging Harry Potters was fucking my shit up and I was livid. What should have been a 3 hour drive turned into nearly 5 hours. I contacted Musas once again to say that I was going to be late for the appointment that I had set 3 fucking weeks earlier. I apologized and mentioned that I was happy to pay some kind of late fee, if necessary. They got back to me and told me there was no need. But, they mentioned that there had been a change in plans: Tokio was sick and had all of her appointments cancelled. Brandy had been paired with Ashley. I was told that they got along well together, that they would bring stockings and heels and that I would love everything about it. How could I argue?

After a quick stop in San Ysidro for some bubbly and other refreshments I finally made it over the border and to La Mansion. I paid to have a room for the whole night (it was a weeknight) and told them that I would be expecting 2 guests, for which I had to pay a little extra. During that time, I had gotten back to Musas with a couple of updates as to my whereabouts and then again to get them my room number when I arrived at La Mansion. Then, I set to work with cleaning up and making the room a proper love nest, with candles, music, etc.

I hit up room service for towels (another poster had suggested this), plus got some ice, tequila and some beers. Ice and drinks came but no towels. Oh well, I would try again later. After showering, I lit the candles, started the music, put the champagne on ice and waited. Before long, a knock at the door. Towels, I thought. But no! A cute, thin, very young looking chica said Hello, and gave me a kiss on the cheek. She introduced herself as Ashley. I chatted with her for a moment, using my poor Spanish and she mentioned that Brandy would be coming along soon. Ashley's face, while not necessarily my type, is certainly very attractive. While thin, she is quite shapely. Ashley led me to the window to show me that the cops were outside and that there was some type of commotion going on. We never found out what it was, however, during our time together, the girls mentioned some time ago, a guy had murdered a girl at that very hotel. Don't don't Duuuuun.

Ashley then called room service and, in Spanish, requested more towels. While she was showering another knock at the door. The towels? Much to my surprise, it was Brandy. Again, a hug and kiss, exchange of names and quick pleasantries. While Ashley only spoke Spanish, Brandy's English was near perfect. As Ashley got out of the shower and Brandy got in, she and Brandy gave each other big friendly hugs and then chatted a mile a minute with each other in Spanish. I overheard a little but for the most part, I really tried not to eavesdrop. Appearance-wise, Brandy did not look at all like her photos on the Musas site, however this wasn't necessarily a bad thing. In fact, she looked quite a bit like the photos of Angie on the site. She was a lot taller than the site described, probably about 5'7" or 5'8'. On the site her hair is quite dark, but this young lady had dirty blonde hair. Also, she had larger tits than the way it appeared on the site. None of those bad things, as far as I was concerned. But honestly, the first two things I noticed were: 1. She had a really beautiful face with sexy, full lips & 2. She had a really, really big, phat ass. Nothing wrong with that!

The ladies finished showering (the extra towels never arrived) and before coming to the bedroom, put on their lingerie. For Brandy, this meant some tan colored stockings that went up to her knees (the kind your grandma used to wear), panties and no heels. But Ashley had on a black bra, a sexy black g-string and thigh high fishnet stockings. Super hot. No heels though (Whatever the case, I realized that they tried and I was ready for what was about to go down.

The champagne and tequila went over well, along with the candles and music. They told me that they really appreciated that I had gone to the effort of doing all of this for them. They also mentioned that they liked the fact that I was clean and smelled nice (the little things go a long way, fellas). We joked a lot and I tried to keep it really fun for them by making them laugh the whole time they were with me. I made an effort to not make it all about me trying to get it in and get it off as quickly as possible. It seemed to work to my advantage. But as I have so little experience with escorts, it's hard for me to say. However, at a couple of points during the evening, they re-iterated that they were enjoying their time with me. At first I said "you say that to all the guys", to which they replied, "Oh no, not true!" and they even recounted some experiences they had with guys who smelled bad, were not clean and were otherwise unsavory. It certainly made me happy that they seemed to be enjoying themselves with me.

The ladies then asked me to join them in the bed & to get right in between them. Yes! We kissed back & forth a lot, Ashley first, then Brandy. Lots of sweet, soft kisses and full on DFK, while we caressed each other and whispered to each other, still keeping the atmosphere fun and easy-going. At one point a couple of things happened that I will keep in the bank for some time to come: 1. As the 3 of us made out and continued talking, somehow, the subject of my being vegetarian came up. To this Brandy said, "You're not vegetarian tonight!" and she smacked & grabbed that big ass of hers, showing me just how much carne she had to offer. Holy fuck. That was so goddamn hot. The 2nd thing coming up.

When I got into the bed, I already had my shirt off and after a lot of kissing and touching, the ladies took my pants off while I lay there in the bed. As they both sat at either side of me on their knees, Brandy pulled my underwear off and immediately told me that she was impressed (whether she says that to all of the guys or not, I don't know), however, that coupled with her hands stroking me while Ashley had her tongue down my throat made me really fucking hard. Before long, Brandy leaned down and began sucking on me, giving me a wonderful BBBJ. Ashley held Brandy's long hair back to make sure it wouldn't get in the way while she sucked me. Soon Ashley joined in, sucking my balls while Brandy continued blowing me. Then they switched and this is where the 2nd item that will remain in my bank comes into play: Ashley began sucking and while she did, I asked Brandy to come up close to me. She and I began passionately kissing while Ashley continued to suck on me. At one point during this time, Brandy and I looked over at Ashley while she was sucking my cock. She was down on all fours, with her ass up. Brandy then pointed out Ashley's ass to me and said "Look how beautiful". We both gazed lovingly at the crack of Ashley's gorgeous ass, as it was sticking up in the air. It was perfectly framed by her black panties. The black fishnet stockings really accentuated her beautiful thighs. We just admired those beautiful ass cheeks while Ashley sucked my raging hard on.

After a while, Brandy went back to sucking and Ashley and I made out. Finally, Brandy looked up at me and said, "I think you're ready. " Ashley reached over for a condom and Brandy put it on for me. Brandy then climbed on top and gently rode me. While we fucked, I continued kissing both her and Ashley and I used my hands to play with Brandy's clit. The fuck was nice. Fairly soft and easy. After a bit, Brandy dismounted and Ashley whispered in my ear "otro condom". With the new cover on, Ashley climbed on top and rode me, really grinding down onto me. As she rode, she took my hands and put them around her neck, implying that she wanted me to throttle her. I gripped onto her and as I did, I pushed up into her extremely hard, which she really seemed to enjoy. While she rode, she grabbed hold of my balls, at one point, really fucking hard. I finally had to take her hands off as I thought she was going to crush my boys. Funny, how the quieter, sweeter girl liked the rough stuff. Next time, I would be more comfortable exploring this even further, but for now, during our first time together, I was afraid of going way too far with her. After some time, she dismounted and they both lay down on the bed next to each other and we set to work using the toys I had brought along for the session.

As they lay there, side by side, both with vibrators on their clits, I entered both of them with fingers and pressed upwards toward their g-spots. It didn't take long before Ashley was moaning and tensing up. I said to Brandy, "look baby, she's going to come. " Brandy looked over at Ashley so sweetly and we both talked to her, urging her to come. She began to moan louder and her body convulsed. I felt her pussy grip my fingers like a vice as she came really hard. Using her hands and caveman groans, she let me know that she needed my fingers out, just before collapsing into Brandy's arms where she cuddled against her, like a baby. Fucking incredible.

I told Brandy, "it's your turn". She still used one of the two vibrators I had brought (however, it seemed like it may have been quite a bit less powerful than the one Ashley had been using) and I continued with my fingers and added in some DATY. After a while of her seeming to enjoy it but not really getting any closer to coming, I asked her what she needed and if there was anything special that I could do for her. She told me that she was OK. Fair enough, I thought. Also, I was aware of the time. Next time, I will most definitely book a longer session.

With both of them still lying next to each other, I asked Brandy if I could do some Russian, which she was happy to offer. Her tits are nice and big but not quite big enough to provide what I needed in that particular position. Hey, that's just me.

We joked and laughed a little more, drank some more and I asked them how much more time we had, which they told me about 5 more minutes or so (We had actually gone a little over, at this point.) This was my cue, so I lay back while they sat on either side of me and we all used our hands. I asked them both to talk to me, which Brandy did. She mentioned to Ashley that I wanted them to talk to me, but Ashley didn't seem quite comfortable with it. As I laid back, they both worked on me, taking turns kissing me, while Brandy kept telling me, "dame tu lechita". Finally, I shot really hard, all the way up onto Ashley's chest & upper arm.

While they showered, I ordered more beer and tequila, which ended up being just for me, as they both said that they had to work in the morning (next day was a Friday).

Before leaving, I tipped them both well. I asked them what I could do to let the agency know how satisfied I was with their service They both mentioned that I should write a review. I assumed that they meant on the Musas Forum.

The first thing I did was to email the booker at Musas and tell him how satisfied I was with everything. I then requested a log-in for the forum. Since then I have emailed Musas several times requesting a log-in but have never received a reply. Did I do something wrong, like ask too many questions from the very beginning? I seem to remember reading something about the admin at Musas getting pissed off with some clients & refusing to deal with them anymore. Not sure if I have fallen into this category but I certainly hope not. This is where I ask for your guys' opinions. Any suggestions from the forum?

The Run Down:

Brandy, beautiful face with big lips. Also, big, big ass and big tits. OK with dirty talk. Very sweet and seemed to have a good time. Maybe not quite as much as Ashley, though.

Ashley, very cute, young looking, thin but well proportioned. More aggressive when fucking. Seems to enjoy things a little harder. Seemingly not comfortable with dirty talk. Watching her come while Brandy and I helped her and urged her on was a truly beautiful experience.

Would repeat with both in a fucking heartbeat.

JH.

[ParfOrTheGame]

I was going to review another on the musas website but that place has been hijacked by some idiot named max the. That guy is probably the most annoying monger in the history of mongers.

I digress.

Lizbeth Musas.

Phenomenal massage.

Great blowjob.

Great kisser.

Cute.

Def baby damage but skinny.

Misty musas.

Ugly face (sorry).

Cute body.

Great tits.

Spinner.

Good kisser.

Only got a blow job from her.

She did well. Couldn't take it all in. Plays with balls.

Greys Odalis.

Looks like pocohontas LOL.

Great blow job. CIM.

Great sex.

Amazing kisser.

Sex 10/10.

She makes a lot of noises albeit probably fake.

I would repeat.

Greys Evelyn.

Cute face.

Curvy skinny.

Goood kisser.

Good descent blowjob needs advice from client.

Good sex not over the top.

No baby damage.

I would repeat.

Greys Vanessa.

Skinny really really skinny.

Great blow job.

Face 3 out of 10.

Good kisser.

Sex not bad but wanted more blowing since that is her speciality.

I don't say this about most but she has an ugly pussy LOL. I don't know. It wasn't nice like the rest.

Enjoy.

[KC Questor]

What's a recommended reasonable hotel for TLN? Mansion / Premier rent rooms for 8 hours only, and TLN can bump it into being charged for 2 x. Anything else other than the standard Tiucan?

Mexico Lindo bar has this list of suggested hotels / motels:

http://www.mexicolindobar.com/tijuana-hotels-motels/

It includes many of the hotels listed by previous posters.

The Grand Hotel and the Pueblo Amigo are both chica friendly and are on par with the Ticuan.

I love Pueblo Amigo because it is also a casino and so you don't have to check guests in at the front desk. They just walk in like they are going to the casino and then go to the elevators. Very discreet.

Another option for discretion is Villa de Zaragoza. It is a motel, so your room opens onto the courtyard / parking. Your guests can go straight to your room.

[Fmojo]

What's a recommended reasonable hotel for TLN? Mansion / Premier rent rooms for 8 hours only, and TLN can bump it into being charged for 2 x. Anything else other than the standard Tiucan?

The Grand Hotel and the Pueblo Amigo are both chica friendly and are on par with the Ticuan.

[Jackie888]

Depends on where you want to be. Hotel Caesar is in the middle of everything and has been mostly remodeled. I heard from one of the agencies that some girls don't like to go there. The reception maybe gives them a hard time or something.

I want to get away from the busy downtown.

Looking for a recommendation around maybe near Mr. Pampas. The food area.

Or by the Playas. Near the ocean.

[Artisttyp]

Depends on where you want to be. Hotel Caesar is in the middle of everything and has been mostly remodeled. I heard from one of the agencies that some girls don't like to go there. The reception maybe gives them a hard time or something.

I simply asked the desk staff what the deal was with chicas and she said YES but you need to keep it on the down low and no revolving door of chicas.

I would say if you have a favorita book for 2 . If you plan on changing socks everyday then look someplace else.

You might also want to consider La Quinta across the street. Same owners and they told me yes with escorts.

Espana and L Elgante also said ok. Neither of those two are luxurious though.

[John Clayton]

What's a recommended reasonable hotel for TLN? Mansion / Premier rent rooms for 8 hours only, and TLN can bump it into being charged for 2 x. Anything else other than the standard Tiucan?

Depends on where you want to be. Hotel Caesar is in the middle of everything and has been mostly remodeled. I heard from one of the agencies that some girls don't like to go there. The reception maybe gives them a hard time or something.

[Jackie888]

Locals hardly ever do TLN. Why would they? They live in Tijuana. And culturally they wouldn't be caught dead parading around town with a hooker. So, I'm not sure there is a "locals" price. I know $400 is a ton of money to your average Tijuana working stiff, perhaps several weeks of salary. 200 peso paraditas exist for a reason.

What's a recommended reasonable hotel for TLN? Mansion / Premier rent rooms for 8 hours only, and TLN can bump it into being charged for 2 x. Anything else other than the standard Tiucan?

[Artisttyp]

Give us some game then player! Where is the link to the agency with the 10's for 1000 mxp? .

Sorry no such thing. You need to keep hitting the 100's.

I said it wasn't worth the money you are spending.

The other option is to find your own girls which many of us do. That would be a huge money saver for you. No agency can compete with that.


If you did succeed you could *probably do a TLN or offer one for under $200 as a guesstimate. I have a hard time seeing a chica who is off the clock turn that down.

Good Luck

[BMo814]

OR Maybe try harder. Do Better?

Not everyone needs to waste money.

Give us some game then player! Where is the link to the agency with the 10's for 1000 mxp? As long as they ain't just getting took everyone got their price points they comfortable with. From what I see the market been set in Tijuana so I don't see how anyone wasting money if you pay a price that's already set.

[ScottHall]

OR Maybe try harder. Do Better?

Not everyone needs to waste money.

Do better at what? LOL. That's the price to play the game. Guys go to Tijuana to spend money on drinks and girls. 100+++ bucks for a good time isn't a big deal to most of us. They can either afford it or know how to budget. If that's a waste of money to you then I don't know why you go.

[Jim0129]

So what is the local price for a TLN on avg?

The price for a local for TLN is the same as everybody else's, I'm a local and I don't get any special treatment, most people here think that there is a special price for us but there's not, you can get a lower price for a girl that you have a steady business relationship with, and for locals it's easier because they speak spanish and they can visit them more frequently than americans but it is not because they are locals, as anybody here can tell you, if you invest time and money with a girl you can start getting little perks, it is the same for everyone.

Anyone who got a lower price for TLN it's because he spent the time and money with the girl, if you have a good relationship with a girl and frequent her you will eventually get there.

[Artisttyp]

1,400 pesos + 400 for some extras +500 for the room at premier. That's 2,300 pesos, which is 115 bucks. That's big bucks? Maybe you're better off staying at home and ordering dominos. This hobby isn't for the tight.

OR Maybe try harder. Do Better?

Not everyone needs to waste money.

[SenorTJ]

I've had TLN with gals from both Tijuana and Mexicali. Anywhere from 3-4 hundred is the going rate. With the right lady it's a bargain and too short. However, with the wrong lady it could be hell and an eternity. I only TLN with a gal I've had before that was fun.

Just my 2 cents.

Quoting Charlie Sheen, I'm not paying to screw, I'm paying for her to leave! That's why I don't do TLNs.

[BMo814]

1,400 pesos + 400 for some extras +500 for the room at premier. That's 2,300 pesos, which is 115 bucks. That's big bucks? Maybe you're better off staying at home and ordering dominos. This hobby isn't for the tight.

That's how I feel my guy! I dong knock those who do it more economically but I do it kinda big, I like Moët I stay at an overpriced hotel and I do TLN my point was only saying be reasonable in your expectations of Tijuana, that you most likely won't get a 10 but there are some cool 7-8's that take direction well for as low as 80 for the hour or as much as 400 for 8 hours (not my offer, market prices) . I have seen some 10's at HK but for 80 for 15-20 min I'the rather pay and escort and take my time.