Tijuana Escort Reports

[Artisttyp]

Amairani from CuminTJ aka Katia from MLB.

I had my eye on this Flaca for a while but the pictures on both sites indicated a personality problem to me, but that became the least of my troubles.

Booked for an overnight. She took the bus from way out, almost near Tecate and arrived very early. Spotted her in the lobby around 9:30 but waited for the planned time.

Upon entry she was pleasant but reserved and dressed very conservatively. Button up long sleeve sleeve shirt tucked into jeans. Lots of distance between us on the couch. About 20-30 minutes in I suggest she showers while I fill the jacuzzi. She's in there a while and ends up dropping a deuce which mixes horribly with the steamy shower air. I was gagging when I used the bathroom after her. But at least she showered.

Fun times in the jacuzzi are at a snails pace, we move to the bed, flip her to doggy and that's when the fish smell smacks me in the face, even after a shower and thorough fingering in the jacuzzi. This isn't a minor case of rotten tuna. I'm literally rearing my had and shoulders back as far as I can and smashing like a rabbit in hopes of exploding and freeing myself from this prison. Mission accomplished a few minutes later and I run to the bathroom. After removing the condom I realize my hands are now stained with her juices. I don't understand how she can't smell it. I washed my hands multiple times over the next hour before it was gone. All this and it's not even midnight.

The fishy fanny ends up getting us all at some point.

I had her a few weeks ago. She had the same smell then. Seems like this is a chronic issue. Best to get it taken care of before sending her out again.

To me it smelled more like chlorine or maybe it was chlorine from the water over her pussy smell. I just went with it.

[CaliGuy33]

Amairani from CuminTJ aka Katia from MLB.

I had my eye on this Flaca for a while but the pictures on both sites indicated a personality problem to me, but that became the least of my troubles.

Booked for an overnight. She took the bus from way out, almost near Tecate and arrived very early. Spotted her in the lobby around 9:30 but waited for the planned time.

Upon entry she was pleasant but reserved and dressed very conservatively. Button up long sleeve sleeve shirt tucked into jeans. Lots of distance between us on the couch. About 20-30 minutes in I suggest she showers while I fill the jacuzzi. She's in there a while and ends up dropping a deuce which mixes horribly with the steamy shower air. I was gagging when I used the bathroom after her. But at least she showered.

Fun times in the jacuzzi are at a snails pace, we move to the bed, flip her to doggy and that's when the fish smell smacks me in the face, even after a shower and thorough fingering in the jacuzzi. This isn't a minor case of rotten tuna. I'm literally rearing my had and shoulders back as far as I can and smashing like a rabbit in hopes of exploding and freeing myself from this prison. Mission accomplished a few minutes later and I run to the bathroom. After removing the condom I realize my hands are now stained with her juices. I don't understand how she can't smell it. I washed my hands multiple times over the next hour before it was gone. All this and it's not even midnight.

The fishy fanny ends up getting us all at some point.

Sorry for your bad experience, nothing worse then tuna pussy and you had to smell here poop on top of it LOL.

Smelly vaginas has been an on-going topic on the Tijuana threads to the point where there's something to Latinas having this issue many a times. I rarely come across smelly vaginas in Asia (Asian girls) so you do the math.

[CaliGuy33]

I haven't looked at the MLB site for awhile now so not sure. I do know they share some of the same girls so it could very well be her.

I emailed Mundo immediately when it happened last night but so far I have received no response. At this point I doubt I will.

I was the first client of Algae. She is on the busty / tamalona side THICK but very pretty. Her personality is very sweet. She has been in the game for a few months now so the "new" is pretty much gone but she is willing to please. She is a sweet girl. No problem with any services that were pre- requested.

I'm pretty certain it's the same Dulce as they look the same.

I may take a flyer on Algae, I likely only have time for one session when I'm down there so I want to make it count.

[FlacasOnly420]

Amairani from CuminTJ aka Katia from MLB.

I had my eye on this Flaca for a while but the pictures on both sites indicated a personality problem to me, but that became the least of my troubles.

Booked for an overnight. She took the bus from way out, almost near Tecate and arrived very early. Spotted her in the lobby around 9:30 but waited for the planned time.

Upon entry she was pleasant but reserved and dressed very conservatively. Button up long sleeve sleeve shirt tucked into jeans. Lots of distance between us on the couch. About 20-30 minutes in I suggest she showers while I fill the jacuzzi. She's in there a while and ends up dropping a deuce which mixes horribly with the steamy shower air. I was gagging when I used the bathroom after her. But at least she showered.

Fun times in the jacuzzi are at a snails pace, we move to the bed, flip her to doggy and that's when the fish smell smacks me in the face, even after a shower and thorough fingering in the jacuzzi. This isn't a minor case of rotten tuna. I'm literally rearing my had and shoulders back as far as I can and smashing like a rabbit in hopes of exploding and freeing myself from this prison. Mission accomplished a few minutes later and I run to the bathroom. After removing the condom I realize my hands are now stained with her juices. I don't understand how she can't smell it. I washed my hands multiple times over the next hour before it was gone. All this and it's not even midnight.

The fishy fanny ends up getting us all at some point.

[FlacasOnly420]

I agree for the most part. I could have done two things.

1. Interviewed her again BEFORE she removed any clothing then sent her home with just cab money OR.

2. Called Mundo from the room. That's not my style though. Once it gets to that point I lose all interest and my only concern is kicking them out of the room.

Thanks for that. I feel bad posting bad reviews but this example shows me their importance.

[Artisttyp]

Artiste,

Sick to hear you got screwed by a CuminTJ escort.

I was in Colombia last year. Colombianas there were nice, sweet, gentle, almost meek. Venezuelanas were the opposite, hardened, rude, thieving, aggressive.

If you had negotiated services in details with Mundo, you should have warned her about the consequences of failure to deliver on contract, called Mundo up to complain, refused to pay or made him refund in full. That way bad girls would deliver or get punished. Otherwise she will go on screwing other customers. Tijuana is not Colombia where anything goes. Tijuana has strict rules and enforcement by the power that be. Escort agencies have to pay steep taxes to the cartels like every business in Mexico, illegal or not.

Perhaps you should try Vennie escorts to see if they deliver satisfaction. BTW did she have a fishy pussy and stinky culo?

I agree for the most part. I could have done two things.

1. Interviewed her again BEFORE she removed any clothing then sent her home with just cab money OR.

2. Called Mundo from the room. That's not my style though. Once it gets to that point I lose all interest and my only concern is kicking them out of the room.

[Artisttyp]

I appreciate this report. Is this the same Dulce that is on the Mexico Lindo site as well? She's been on my radar a long time as I find here cute and attractive. Glad to know to pass.

Looks like there are no face pics of Algae? How would you rate her face and body?

Appreciate any intel.

I haven't looked at the MLB site for awhile now so not sure. I do know they share some of the same girls so it could very well be her.

I emailed Mundo immediately when it happened last night but so far I have received no response. At this point I doubt I will.

I was the first client of Algae. She is on the busty / tamalona side THICK but very pretty. Her personality is very sweet. She has been in the game for a few months now so the "new" is pretty much gone but she is willing to please. She is a sweet girl. No problem with any services that were pre- requested.

[CaliGuy33]

Been using Cumintj lately but that ended tonight. I reserved two girls for two different nights. Last night was Algae and she was a sweetheart and completed all her tasks.

Tonight was DULCE. Now when I booked her I failed to see that she was Colombian. After going to MDE several times I am well aware that those who make it out on the travel circuit are sharks and service tends to suck. I confirmed that tonight. The sad part is I have back and forth emails with Mundo specifying exactly this and he assured me she does all the services and is a favorite with clients.

When she walked in I immediately picked up a bad vibe from her. I started licking her pussy then she clamped my head with her thighs so I couldn't get my tongue in there too far. Just lying there like a dead fish. Then when I went to lick her ass she said NO. I lick pussy and ass for at least 4 o minutes. She wouldn't let me. At that point I knew I was done. I paid her $150 and told her to get out NOW.

Just a waste of time and money. Sad since I am an amazing client to have. I stay with people for years. I am the type of client people dream of having and holding on to.

I am open to make it right but if not they just lost a really good customer.

I appreciate this report. Is this the same Dulce that is on the Mexico Lindo site as well? She's been on my radar a long time as I find here cute and attractive. Glad to know to pass.

Looks like there are no face pics of Algae? How would you rate her face and body?

Appreciate any intel.

[CaliGuy33]

Not my thing usually either, but they were quite nice. Didn't mind the nipples pointing different directions.

LOL I can't stand the lop sides nipple hehe. To each their own.

[Captain Solo]

Artiste,

Sick to hear you got screwed by a CuminTJ escort.

I was in Colombia last year. Colombianas there were nice, sweet, gentle, almost meek. Venezuelanas were the opposite, hardened, rude, thieving, aggressive.

If you had negotiated services in details with Mundo, you should have warned her about the consequences of failure to deliver on contract, called Mundo up to complain, refused to pay or made him refund in full. That way bad girls would deliver or get punished. Otherwise she will go on screwing other customers. Tijuana is not Colombia where anything goes. Tijuana has strict rules and enforcement by the power that be. Escort agencies have to pay steep taxes to the cartels like every business in Mexico, illegal or not.

Perhaps you should try Vennie escorts to see if they deliver satisfaction. BTW did she have a fishy pussy and stinky culo?

[Artisttyp]

I have been growing increasingly suspicious of Colombians. GPS almost guaranteed. Even my regular up here in LA has great service but a bad attitude 80% of the time.

Everywhere in the world besides Colombia it is almost 99% guaranteed bad service:

Costa Rica.

Panama.

Curacao.

Tijuana.

Etc. Colombians who make it out ALWAYS provide horrible service. It's just how things go.

[FlacasOnly420]

Been using Cumintj lately but that ended tonight. I reserved two girls for two different nights. Last night was Algae and she was a sweetheart and completed all her tasks.

Tonight was DULCE. Now when I booked her I failed to see that she was Colombian. After going to MDE several times I am well aware that those who make it out on the travel circuit are sharks and service tends to suck. I confirmed that tonight. The sad part is I have back and forth emails with Mundo specifying exactly this and he assured me she does all the services and is a favorite with clients.

When she walked in I immediately picked up a bad vibe from her. I started licking her pussy then she clamped my head with her thighs so I couldn't get my tongue in there too far. Just lying there like a dead fish. Then when I went to lick her ass she said NO. I lick pussy and ass for at least 4 o minutes. She wouldn't let me. At that point I knew I was done. I paid her $150 and told her to get out NOW.

Just a waste of time and money. Sad since I am an amazing client to have. I stay with people for years. I am the type of client people dream of having and holding on to.

I am open to make it right but if not they just lost a really good customer.

I have been growing increasingly suspicious of Colombians. GPS almost guaranteed. Even my regular up here in LA has great service but a bad attitude 80% of the time.

[Artisttyp]

Been using Cumintj lately but that ended tonight. I reserved two girls for two different nights. Last night was Algae and she was a sweetheart and completed all her tasks.

Tonight was DULCE. Now when I booked her I failed to see that she was Colombian. After going to MDE several times I am well aware that those who make it out on the travel circuit are sharks and service tends to suck. I confirmed that tonight. The sad part is I have back and forth emails with Mundo specifying exactly this and he assured me she does all the services and is a favorite with clients.

When she walked in I immediately picked up a bad vibe from her. I started licking her pussy then she clamped my head with her thighs so I couldn't get my tongue in there too far. Just lying there like a dead fish. Then when I went to lick her ass she said NO. I lick pussy and ass for at least 4 o minutes. She wouldn't let me. At that point I knew I was done. I paid her $150 and told her to get out NOW.

Just a waste of time and money. Sad since I am an amazing client to have. I stay with people for years. I am the type of client people dream of having and holding on to.

I am open to make it right but if not they just lost a really good customer.

[FlacasOnly420]

I looked up Sarahi, I like the tiny body but those bolt ONS are a turn off for me.

Not my thing usually either, but they were quite nice. Didn't mind the nipples pointing different directions.

[CaliGuy33]

Hey, long time lurker, first post. Hope I'm doing this right.

Try 87 lb MILF Sarahi on MLB. Huge enhanced bolt ONS.

If you're looking for natural I ran into a street girl at the west side of the ally last visit named Karla. About as big as my right leg.

I looked up Sarahi, I like the tiny body but those bolt ONS are a turn off for me.