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  1. #4252
    Quote Originally Posted by Artisttyp  [View Original Post]
    I haven't written a trip report in a while. Mainly because all I do is pay for sex. Not much else to it. However tonight I have a story and a first.

    Booked a date through CuminTJ. Girl showed up on time but I was a little upset about an email I received earlier so my mind was somewhere else. Suddenly I notice she is A LOT heavier than her photo so I proceed to get even more agitated which is no bueno.

    She is one of these "carry tons of shit " people and I hate when chicas take over my bathroom sink and make it into a junk shelf. She starts spreading out her shit then as she de robes I get even more doubt that I can " do this " to the point where I finally throw down $20 on the sink and said bye please leave. ***** wasn't going to back down to my scrawny ass so she stood her ground and mentioned POLICIA. Fuck that. I tried giving her $20 to leave but when I heard Policia and $150 my dick got hard REALLY FAST cause I knew I was out $150 !! She was on the phone with the agency and her driver.

    Anyway after I paid I asked her if she wanted to fuck now it's all good. She started laughing and one thing lead to another. We wound up having make up sex and it was actually very good. I proceeded to be serfdom to her fat ass as she farted at whim. I didn't flinch! And I wound up finishing in a very fishy compromising situation.

    She said she never argued with a client then had sex with him. It was a first for her and for me.

    The End.
    I don't know if you're aware but none of us pay for sex here. It's like Love Connection here.

  2. #4251

    The ANGRY Fuck / The SWEET Release

    I haven't written a trip report in a while. Mainly because all I do is pay for sex. Not much else to it. However tonight I have a story and a first.

    Booked a date through CuminTJ. Girl showed up on time but I was a little upset about an email I received earlier so my mind was somewhere else. Suddenly I notice she is A LOT heavier than her photo so I proceed to get even more agitated which is no bueno.

    She is one of these "carry tons of shit " people and I hate when chicas take over my bathroom sink and make it into a junk shelf. She starts spreading out her shit then as she de robes I get even more doubt that I can " do this " to the point where I finally throw down $20 on the sink and said bye please leave. ***** wasn't going to back down to my scrawny ass so she stood her ground and mentioned POLICIA. Fuck that. I tried giving her $20 to leave but when I heard Policia and $150 my dick got hard REALLY FAST cause I knew I was out $150 !! She was on the phone with the agency and her driver.

    Anyway after I paid I asked her if she wanted to fuck now it's all good. She started laughing and one thing lead to another. We wound up having make up sex and it was actually very good. I proceeded to be serfdom to her fat ass as she farted at whim. I didn't flinch! And I wound up finishing in a very fishy compromising situation.

    She said she never argued with a client then had sex with him. It was a first for her and for me.

    The End.

  3. #4250
    Quote Originally Posted by AmericanPi  [View Original Post]
    Man the first time I saw a girl crawl up on the sink and clean her V I almost pooped myself. It was nuts. It was so trashy and low class and then I realized where I was and with who.
    I've seen guys wash their junk in the sink in a washroom at an FKK in Germany, the same sink used by guys to brush their teeth and what not. Shit happens everywhere and by all types.

  4. #4249

    Make up

    Quote Originally Posted by LuvMexicanas  [View Original Post]
    I think there are more intriguing options on the roster. Also, she's high mileage as she's been with agency for years.
    She looks very different with and without make up. Personally didn't think the oral was much to praise. She has a nice flaca body if that's what you're into (like me).

  5. #4248
    Quote Originally Posted by TheMan31  [View Original Post]
    I had to polity decline once I saw that face photot. But I am curious about her fellatio. So if I get bored enough and run out of option I'll give her a spin. Why not right.
    I think there are more intriguing options on the roster. Also, she's high mileage as she's been with agency for years.

  6. #4247

    Yea

    Quote Originally Posted by LuvMexicanas  [View Original Post]
    Here's what I wrote about her in this thread back on 5-27-22: "If you like an occasional spinner like I do, her body delivers. She's maybe five feet stretched out and 95 pounds if that. Very lean and tight body. She had the cleanest pussy I've encountered in quite a long time and velvety smooth to stroke. I'm not big and my cock looked like a thick porn star dick splitting her in half in doggy because she's just that small. However, she has a not so trivial case of butterface. I should have known because the agency photo was of her all dolled up so when she arrived without makeup safe to say I was underwhelmed. Still, I enjoyed fucking her into oblivion pinning her legs back to her shoulders so there's that. Time to head out for some beers in Centro".
    I had to polity decline once I saw that face photot. But I am curious about her fellatio. So if I get bored enough and run out of option I'll give her a spin. Why not right.

  7. #4246

    Exactly right

    Quote Originally Posted by TheMan31  [View Original Post]
    I'm a head guy but her face just doesn't do it for me.
    Here's what I wrote about her in this thread back on 5-27-22: "If you like an occasional spinner like I do, her body delivers. She's maybe five feet stretched out and 95 pounds if that. Very lean and tight body. She had the cleanest pussy I've encountered in quite a long time and velvety smooth to stroke. I'm not big and my cock looked like a thick porn star dick splitting her in half in doggy because she's just that small. However, she has a not so trivial case of butterface. I should have known because the agency photo was of her all dolled up so when she arrived without makeup safe to say I was underwhelmed. Still, I enjoyed fucking her into oblivion pinning her legs back to her shoulders so there's that. Time to head out for some beers in Centro".

  8. #4245

    Paola

    Quote Originally Posted by WonderWhy  [View Original Post]
    Had Paola come to me. Very petite with a nice personality. Small up top but nice tush. She was responsive to my requests and did not rush. Excellent head. Main event was good as well.
    I'm a head guy but her face just doesn't do it for me.

  9. #4244
    Quote Originally Posted by TheMan31  [View Original Post]
    Feds got to them. LOL just kidding.

    They change their url every now and then. Not sure why.
    URG changes because the owner doesn't want to pay the hosting site. So they get a 6 month trial and then switch to another site. Been that way for years with them.

  10. #4243

    Tried a new one from Goodgirls

    Had Paola come to me. Very petite with a nice personality. Small up top but nice tush. She was responsive to my requests and did not rush. Excellent head. Main event was good as well.

  11. #4242
    Quote Originally Posted by TBoneSlice  [View Original Post]
    Good Girls disappeared again. Anyone know the new page?
    https://goodgirls.catalog.to/s/goodgirls/hola/35s

  12. #4241

    On the run

    Quote Originally Posted by TBoneSlice  [View Original Post]
    Good Girls disappeared again. Anyone know the new page?
    Feds got to them. LOL just kidding.

    They change their url every now and then. Not sure why.

  13. #4240

    Good Girls

    Good Girls disappeared again. Anyone know the new page?

  14. #4239

    Bird bath

    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainSolo  [View Original Post]
    I have seen a few HK chicas climb up the sink, pee into it, then wash their faces and pussies, perfectly normal for girls from the back country.
    Classic bird bath. LOL!

  15. #4238
    Quote Originally Posted by Ctytek  [View Original Post]
    Your "rules" don't apply to mongering in Mexico. It's just paranoid fear mongering.
    Just because your paranoid doesn't mean someone isn't coming for you.

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