Tijuana Escort Reports

[Phordphan]

The thing is I don't think they just bug foreign girls. I flew back from Acapulco with a fav before and she kept on telling me that when we go thru customs that I was not to be next to her or else she will be harassed. Well I didn't listen and sure enough when they knew that we were together they pulled her to the side and went thru her stuff more and asked her a bunch of questions. She wasn't very happy with me that day.

Also last week when I flew out they had a big line of Americans being stopped to make sure to pay your FFM fee. I had to go off to the side and just walk by as to not pay. Luckily they had so many in line that they didn't notice me.

Last thing with the foreigners is most of the time when I return I arrive around 10 pm and don't see anyone checking passports or anything so these girls must be coming when they are more strict and have staff on hand.

I have flown to Puebla, Cancun, Acapulco and Puerto Vallarta with a local girl. I have never, ever, received any additional scrutiny. I'm not sure why you would go through Customs on a domestic Mexican flight, or are you referring to the bag x-ray when leaving?

[LuvMexicanas]

That's the punk ass officials at the Tijuana airport who give foreign chicas a hard time upon arriving at Tijuana. Those sorry ass lowlife pieces of shit have no right to be hassling chicas or trying to ask for a goddamn US Visa. I feel like going to Mexico City and flying back to Tijuana with a hot foreign chica just so I can be there when those bastards try some shit. I'm going to go completely off on them. What can they do ban me from the airport?

Does anyone know if the security approach in Mexican airports is akin to airports in the States? The States is my only point of reference (I fly half the weeks in every year) and your constitutional rights against illegal search and seizure, and arrest are greatly diminished in an airport, so in the States they can do a hell of a lot more to you than just ban you from an airport if go off on an official. Whether Mexican airports take a similar hardline approach, I have no idea.

[Sol12]

That's the punk ass officials at the Tijuana airport who give foreign chicas a hard time upon arriving at Tijuana. Those sorry ass lowlife pieces of shit have no right to be hassling chicas or trying to ask for a goddamn US Visa. I feel like going to Mexico City and flying back to Tijuana with a hot foreign chica just so I can be there when those bastards try some shit. I'm going to go completely off on them. What can they do ban me from the airport?

The thing is I don't think they just bug foreign girls. I flew back from Acapulco with a fav before and she kept on telling me that when we go thru customs that I was not to be next to her or else she will be harassed. Well I didn't listen and sure enough when they knew that we were together they pulled her to the side and went thru her stuff more and asked her a bunch of questions. She wasn't very happy with me that day.

Also last week when I flew out they had a big line of Americans being stopped to make sure to pay your FFM fee. I had to go off to the side and just walk by as to not pay. Luckily they had so many in line that they didn't notice me.

Last thing with the foreigners is most of the time when I return I arrive around 10 pm and don't see anyone checking passports or anything so these girls must be coming when they are more strict and have staff on hand.

[Gregyyr]

Which should be a strong incentive to learn some Spanish.

Mongers who want to learn a bit of Spanish the book on the left in the image attached "Hot Spanish", is great. It's all sayings around sexuality that you will never see in a standard Mexican language book (on the right).

If you want more info on it just search for "Hot Spanish for guys and girls" in Amazon and you will find it. (would post a link but I don't think they let you on the board?

G.

[Member #4730]

Thanks to the posters for sharing new agencies. I was trying to find some affordable long time options like in Thailand.

[MamaGuevos]

I'm a BM on another board and there is one review of Jade that says she's great and she speaks English. If you ask Dennis about her services before you make the appointment, he will be transparent with you in regards to her services.

Of course, one cannot be too picky about a chica that does incall at 7 am, but this is wonderful news. In fact, Dennis did confirm to me that she was GFE, but as a newbie to Tijuana, I was looking (and received!) confirmation.

It is interesting to me that while the agency does not have the prettiest girls in Tijuana, mexicolindobar is the only agency I found that guarantees GFE service. It is about $50/ HR more than most agencies, but not having to hassle over blow jobs and kissing is worth the extra. In my experience in other countries, GFE is easy enough to find in bars (Dom Rep)/ boites (Brazil) and on the street, but 1/3 the girls do not deliver despite their promises. The big exception are clubs where sampling the girls (generally limited to DFK) is permitted prior to going to a room. I remember fondly many evenings at Bomboa in Sao Paulo getting my tonsils massaged to the point that when we got to the room, foreplay was entirely unnecessary.

I guess I need to RTFF, but if any of the clubs allow this, I would be interested in knowing which ones.

[Fmojo]

Anyone have experience with this chica? I have been promised by the management at MLB that all their girls are GFE (I think they define GFE as meaning that BBBJ and DFK are on the menu). However, reading the reviews on ***, this is clearly only partly true. She has agreed to see me at 7 am on the day that I leave Tijuana, but I am only interested if she is truly GFE. A short review of her services would be appreciated.

I'm a BM on another board and there is one review of Jade that says she's great and she speaks English. If you ask Dennis about her services before you make the appointment, he will be transparent with you in regards to her services.

[Fmojo]

Just perusing these sites. It seems that the one hour rate for MLB is indeed overly pricey for the market; however the overnight for $300 seems like an incredible deal that kinda just craps all over the competition.

Just going by pictures / rates / defined services it looks like Grey's and Sweetgirls have great value for the 1 h deals but worried about (a) are the pictures accurate and (b) I am the whitest man in the universe and they don't mention English acumen anywhere.

Google translate is your friend. Personally, I don't like Greys because they sent me one requested face picture several years ago and none since. I've seen good reviews for some of the Sweetgirls chicas and you may want to try Musas as well since most of their chicas are in the 1600-1900 range.

If you choose to do an overnighter with MLB, there are several ladies there that speak English. Good luck!

[MamaGuevos]

Anyone have experience with this chica? I have been promised by the management at MLB that all their girls are GFE (I think they define GFE as meaning that BBBJ and DFK are on the menu). However, reading the reviews on ***, this is clearly only partly true. She has agreed to see me at 7 am on the day that I leave Tijuana, but I am only interested if she is truly GFE. A short review of her services would be appreciated.

[Phordphan]

(b) I am the whitest man in the universe and they don't mention English acumen anywhere.

Which should be a strong incentive to learn some Spanish.

[SmallWeinerGuy]

MexicoLindoBar is probably the top agency in Tijuana but also the priciest.

I would also suggest checking out CumInTJ as they have a pretty good reputation and are a little less expensive than MLB.

Just perusing these sites. It seems that the one hour rate for MLB is indeed overly pricey for the market; however the overnight for $300 seems like an incredible deal that kinda just craps all over the competition.

Just going by pictures / rates / defined services it looks like Grey's and Sweetgirls have great value for the 1 h deals but worried about (a) are the pictures accurate and (b) I am the whitest man in the universe and they don't mention English acumen anywhere.

[Jinxx]

The girls I'm talking about spend most of their time traveling from city to city with a main base usually in CDMX. So most go to most big cities in Mexico and even some smaller ones. Hardly any come to Tijuana and I still haven't figured out why. Especially the non Mexican pros, I'm not sure how strict the customs guys are in Tijuana airport on screening this girls out. This girl in question said she was denied going to Tijuana because she didn't have a Visa for the US. So I just wonder if they try to keep immigrants from coming into Tijuana thinking that they are working or trying to get asylum. The girl I was with in CDMX want the to come to work in HK but she heard that they wouldn't hire non Mexican girls. Yet recently I seem to hear that they might of loosened that policy.

BTW on the taco thing when I visited CDMX or most places in Mexico and order tacos they are small as shit compared to what I get ate Tacos El Gordo. So they might be a little cheaper but you have to eat twice as many.

That's the punk ass officials at the Tijuana airport who give foreign chicas a hard time upon arriving at Tijuana. Those sorry ass lowlife pieces of shit have no right to be hassling chicas or trying to ask for a goddamn US Visa. I feel like going to Mexico City and flying back to Tijuana with a hot foreign chica just so I can be there when those bastards try some shit. I'm going to go completely off on them. What can they do ban me from the airport?

[Sol12]

Thanks for the tip on Tacos El Gordo. My place for tacos called Charly's has increased their prices to 30 pesos per taco. I feel bad for the locals when all the Americans living in and visiting Tijuana drive so much board expense pressure across nearly every facet of the economy.

Just FYI it's been a few years since I've gone to the this place so the prices might have gone up. Also they have a few locations in Tijuana and the best is up the one in the Postal area of Tijuana which is kinda of on your way to the airport if you cross at San Ysidro. I've also heard good things about Tacos a Franc which is closer to the Zona. Yes I always felt bad for the people that had to live in Tijuana and work in Tijuana because you see a lot of discrimination among those that can cross the border and those who cannot and with so many people able to work in SD and live in Tijuana it screws up pricing for the less fortunate. I would always offer to buy items in the US for friends of the GF so they don't have to pay so much for the same item in Tijuana.

[LuvMexicanas]

The girls I'm talking about spend most of their time traveling from city to city with a main base usually in CDMX. So most go to most big cities in Mexico and even some smaller ones. Hardly any come to Tijuana and I still haven't figured out why. Especially the non Mexican pros, I'm not sure how strict the customs guys are in Tijuana airport on screening this girls out. This girl in question said she was denied going to Tijuana because she didn't have a Visa for the US. So I just wonder if they try to keep immigrants from coming into Tijuana thinking that they are working or trying to get asylum. The girl I was with in CDMX want the to come to work in HK but she heard that they wouldn't hire non Mexican girls. Yet recently I seem to hear that they might of loosened that policy.

BTW on the taco thing when I visited CDMX or most places in Mexico and order tacos they are small as shit compared to what I get ate Tacos El Gordo. So they might be a little cheaper but you have to eat twice as many.

Thanks for the tip on Tacos El Gordo. My place for tacos called Charly's has increased their prices to 30 pesos per taco. I feel bad for the locals when all the Americans living in and visiting Tijuana drive so much board expense pressure across nearly every facet of the economy.

[Jackie888]

Not really 300. They bumped up the 1400 girls to 1600 (but no one wants to see them anyways).

They bumped the 1600 girls to 1700 and the 1800 girls to 1900 so basically, $5 more.

Jackie. Who had the stinky pussy? Enquiring minds want to know!

I can't remember her name and she is no longer working. I just remembered paying a premium for her company. 1800-1900. On top of the stinky pussy, she refused to do oral. I should have taken the hint and booted her ass out.