Tijuana Escort Reports

[Ctytek]

I wouldn't generalize from one bad experience. And it doesn't sound like you've done your homework, frankly. Svanna's stats are posted on Musas website, she is listed as size 5/ see. Did you expect a spinner with those stats? The smell part is inexcusable, but that's extremely rare. Nearly all girls from reputable agencies that I've been with are impeccable hygiene, most took shower right before the session. Do your homework, use reputable agencies and read reviews.

You will do better on average with escorts than HK, where 4 times out of 5 you get a dead fish shark, who just wants to take your money in shortest amount of time possible, and be out of the room.

Decided to try something new this time around and went for escorts, one from mileroticos and two from Musas. Let's just say I'll stick to HK from now on. The first girl from mileroticos was surprisingly attractive. Until she took off her clothes and had the worst baby damage I've ever seen. Not my proudest nut but at least her pussy was as tight as a clam when I started choking her to release my pent-up regret. Then had a threesome from Musas with red velvet and svanna. Both overweight girls I wouldn't even pay street girl rates for but at least the double BJ was a fun experience. Their faces were unfortunately mediocre as well. If Svanna is considered a top 5 girl ever at Musas I'm shocked at the standards you gentlemen have. The kicker was svanna's lady hole reeked of rotten tuna fish and smelled like the fish processing plant at Ensenada. If you've ever been to valle de Guadalupe you've smelled it and it's not a good smell. All in all, wish I spent that money at HK with one of my regulars.

[Sosa23]

This is exactly where escort by escort and agency by agency reviews can help others. Although you posted a report from a trip a few weeks ago, it lacked specifics except for one of the four escorts you sessioned with. Why not post a report per escort? Which agency refused to provide a face photo? Don't take this the wrong way, I appreciate your recent report considering the fact so many post nothing, but we should post the good, the bad and the ugly to help each other. As the goes, a smart man learns from his mistakes. A wise man learns from the mistakes of others.

OK, point taken. Here's a brief overview of the 4 escorts I saw on recent trip:

1) Liz at Musas. Very beautiful, all natural, and perfect curves (but not quite a spinner). Probably 24 ish. Showed up 45 min late, and was clearly quite tired and agitated from prior appointment. That said, she put her all into things once we got started, but she requested cutting the session short, and was really not into things between activity. I think she would be a great time, and was physically and facially very pretty, but I would clarify with booker to make sure I was first appointment before booking again. Just bad luck on my part, and the booker shouldn't have overbooked her.

2) Yahaira at Grey's. See my review below. Right on time and close to perfect in all regards. 19-20 ish, spinner, beautiful, classy, etc. That experience would cost 5 x in the states!

3) Hanna at Sweet Girls Tijuana. Similar to Yahaira, right on time, but maybe a notch or two down in all regards. For those into all natural 18-19 spinner types, tho, definitely go for it. I didn't repeat on this trip, but would in subsequent trips.

4) Julie at Musas. Was 30 min late (a trend for Musas? Facially she just wasn't up to my standards. I feel like a got burned by relying too much on Musas board on this, and they don't send face pics. Anyhow, a nice 22 ish girl with a great body, but I just have higher standards facially so wouldn't repeat.

[Captain Solo]

PsilocyBin,

That's very good tips to the bros to avoid escorts with fake pics, ugly faces, lumpy, obese bodies, loose, rotten pussies.

You cannot even pay me to spend 2 minutes with those ugly, low-class women. I am surprised quite a few bros still waste time and money on them.

A lot of bar girls and street girls are nice, clean, young, healthy, beautiful, smelling good, feeling good. Most would spend 1 or 2 hours in your rooms, sometimes overnight, may cost a little more than the cheap, fake, rotten escorts, but you would know exactly whom you are taking to bed, so won't be surprised andassaulted by their ugliness and dead-fish smelling pussies.

Their faces were unfortunately mediocre as well. If Svanna is considered a top 5 girl ever at Musas I'm shocked at the standards you gentlemen have. The kicker was svanna's lady hole reeked of rotten tuna fish and smelled like the fish processing plant at Ensenada. If you've ever been to valle de Guadalupe you've smelled it and it's not a good smell. All in all, wish I spent that money at HK with one of my regulars.

[Psilocybin69]

Decided to try something new this time around and went for escorts, one from mileroticos and two from Musas. Let's just say I'll stick to HK from now on. The first girl from mileroticos was surprisingly attractive. Until she took off her clothes and had the worst baby damage I've ever seen. Not my proudest nut but at least her pussy was as tight as a clam when I started choking her to release my pent-up regret. Then had a threesome from Musas with red velvet and svanna. Both overweight girls I wouldn't even pay street girl rates for but at least the double BJ was a fun experience. Their faces were unfortunately mediocre as well. If Svanna is considered a top 5 girl ever at Musas I'm shocked at the standards you gentlemen have. The kicker was svanna's lady hole reeked of rotten tuna fish and smelled like the fish processing plant at Ensenada. If you've ever been to valle de Guadalupe you've smelled it and it's not a good smell. All in all, wish I spent that money at HK with one of my regulars.

[Jackie888]

Even going with reputable escorts with good reviews I've had girls show up looking like dogs and smelling even worse. I've had some good ones too. It's hit or miss and I think noobs should avoid escorts and probably go to the zona. Unless your an ex alcoholic who doesn't want to be in bars or allergic to cigarette smoke or some shit like that. Moe.

Yep. Got a smelly. That was the last straw. On my drive back to the border, I stuffed a covid wipe full of alcohol up my nostrils and scrubbed it to get rid of the odor. Likely just a yeast infection. Nevertheless, it was the last straw.

[LuvMexicanas]

I had very good luck with requesting face photos on recent trip to Tijuana. All but one agency would provide. And the girl matched the photo each time. If she didn't, I would have sent away. And frankly, for 1 of the times I didn't get a photo, I did get burned with a dog.

This is exactly where escort by escort and agency by agency reviews can help others. Although you posted a report from a trip a few weeks ago, it lacked specifics except for one of the four escorts you sessioned with. Why not post a report per escort? Which agency refused to provide a face photo? Don't take this the wrong way, I appreciate your recent report considering the fact so many post nothing, but we should post the good, the bad and the ugly to help each other. As the goes, a smart man learns from his mistakes. A wise man learns from the mistakes of others.

[MemoeNasty]

KCQ, I highly value your opinion, and I like escorts. However, Jackie made the following comment:

"With escorts, you do get value. On the other hand, you can also get a real dog. ".

How in the world do you avoid the dogs?

Even going with reputable escorts with good reviews I've had girls show up looking like dogs and smelling even worse. I've had some good ones too. It's hit or miss and I think noobs should avoid escorts and probably go to the zona. Unless your an ex alcoholic who doesn't want to be in bars or allergic to cigarette smoke or some shit like that. Moe.

[Sosa23]

KCQ, I highly value your opinion, and I like escorts. However, Jackie made the following comment:

"With escorts, you do get value. On the other hand, you can also get a real dog. ".

How in the world do you avoid the dogs?

I had very good luck with requesting face photos on recent trip to Tijuana. All but one agency would provide. And the girl matched the photo each time. If she didn't, I would have sent away. And frankly, for 1 of the times I didn't get a photo, I did get burned with a dog.

[Lefeu]

I respect your opinion, but I am the opposite. I like escorts because you get them for an hour or more. So you have plenty of time to get to know them, in a quiet comfortable space. You can get romantic, and after the sex is done you can take time to cuddle, chat, and relax (or go again). In the bars, it's too loud and distracting for me to chat with the girls, and they are too focused on persuading you to go to the room. Then when you are done they are up and showered and gone.

I love the bars, but for the reason you mentioned -- spending time with a hot girl on my lap, her tongue down my throat and her hand down my pants. I have no illusions that it is *anything but* a client and escort transaction. It's still fun, but I'll use that time to get interested and then order an escort for the evening.

KCQ, I highly value your opinion, and I like escorts. However, Jackie made the following comment:

"With escorts, you do get value. On the other hand, you can also get a real dog. ".

How in the world do you avoid the dogs?

[KC Questor]

Now that the bars have reopened, I am retired from the escort scene. With escorts, you do get value. On the other hand, you can also get a real dog. But the worst thing about escorts is that there is almost no time to get to know a girl, flirt, and actually spend time with her. It is clearly a client and escort transaction. And as an admitted romantic, I miss a chica on my lap with a tongue in my mouth, her hand in my pants, and my hands up her blouse.

I respect your opinion, but I am the opposite. I like escorts because you get them for an hour or more. So you have plenty of time to get to know them, in a quiet comfortable space. You can get romantic, and after the sex is done you can take time to cuddle, chat, and relax (or go again). In the bars, it's too loud and distracting for me to chat with the girls, and they are too focused on persuading you to go to the room. Then when you are done they are up and showered and gone.

I love the bars, but for the reason you mentioned -- spending time with a hot girl on my lap, her tongue down my throat and her hand down my pants. I have no illusions that it is *anything but* a client and escort transaction. It's still fun, but I'll use that time to get interested and then order an escort for the evening.

[Sosa23]

Got back from first trip to Tijuana a few weeks ago after completing vaccination, and over a year away from the hobby. Saw 4 escorts and 4 girls in HK. The one that stood out by far was Yahaira at Grey's. She was stunningly beautiful, couldn't have been older than 20, had amazing service, and was just a very sweet and somehow classy girl to top it off. I spent 2 hours with her, and frankly would have spent the rest of my trip if she had any more openings (she said she doesn't work Fri or Sat). She was up for extras listed on their website at stated cost. I really can't recommend her enough. She reminded me of the encounters I've had in Montreal (beautiful, sweet, local girls with great service). The other encounters I had in Tijuana ranged from meh to good, but not worth summarizing in detail here. Yahaira, however, is who I will think about breaking my post-covid cherry.

[Jackie888]

Now that the bars have reopened, I am retired from the escort scene. With escorts, you do get value. On the other hand, you can also get a real dog. But the worst thing about escorts is that there is almost no time to get to know a girl, flirt, and actually spend time with her. It is clearly a client and escort transaction. And as an admitted romantic, I miss a chica on my lap with a tongue in my mouth, her hand in my pants, and my hands up her blouse.

[Captain Solo]

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[LuvMexicanas]

OK, first let's start with timeliness which is often a sore subject when Mexicanas are involved. When she messaged me on Whatsapp that she'll arrive in 35-40 minutes, I said to myself yeah right. Well guess what, she showed up in 45 minutes which is fuckin early as far as I'm concerned and we're talking 11 pm on a Sunday night no less! She's cute in person but when she walked in it was clear she's not 18 years old as stated in her ad. I'm guessing mid-20's. The service was good, not great. Solid BBBJ and she took it well in multiple positions. Would I repeat, probably not. Having said that, if you're in a pinch late on a Sunday night due to an escort flaking on you, you could do a heck of a lot worse. As you will see in the ad, it's not the same girl as in the photos of Ivet that I've attached so my guess is it's a group of chica amigas, so kind of like an agency. Contact info is easy just search Mileroticos in Tijuana for Ivet and one ad pops up. The photos are ones she sent me with her pricing (1600/ HR) and services info via Whatsapp.

[LuvMexicanas]

This is 100% true! The super hot ones never last long and a little game goes a long way to have a great UTR girl. Is this Venus or Honey? Or is she a more recent girl?

No and no.