Tijuana Escort Reports

[LuvMexicanas]

OK, point taken. Here's a brief overview of the 4 escorts I saw on recent trip:

1) Liz at Musas. Very beautiful, all natural, and perfect curves (but not quite a spinner). Probably 24 ish. Showed up 45 min late, and was clearly quite tired and agitated from prior appointment. That said, she put her all into things once we got started, but she requested cutting the session short, and was really not into things between activity. I think she would be a great time, and was physically and facially very pretty, but I would clarify with booker to make sure I was first appointment before booking again. Just bad luck on my part, and the booker shouldn't have overbooked her.

2) Yahaira at Grey's. See my review below. Right on time and close to perfect in all regards. 19-20 ish, spinner, beautiful, classy, etc. That experience would cost 5 x in the states!

3) Hanna at Sweet Girls Tijuana. Similar to Yahaira, right on time, but maybe a notch or two down in all regards. For those into all natural 18-19 spinner types, tho, definitely go for it. I didn't repeat on this trip, but would in subsequent trips.

4) Julie at Musas. Was 30 min late (a trend for Musas? Facially she just wasn't up to my standards. I feel like a got burned by relying too much on Musas board on this, and they don't send face pics. Anyhow, a nice 22 ish girl with a great body, but I just have higher standards facially so wouldn't repeat.

Great info man. If you want to take luck out of the equation and be the first batter up, morning appointments are the ticket. I'm surprised Musas wouldn't send you face pics. I primarily use Goodgirls and when I request a face photo, they send it. I wouldn't book an appointment without it. There are many agencies out there so if Musas is refusing to comply, I'm sure other agencies out there would be more than happy to have your business. There are perks too if you develop a good reputation through repeat business. For example, an agency might send you photos of a new chica who hasn't hit their website. So many girls quickly realize that selling ass is not for them and don't even make it a week so never appear on the agency's website. Thus, you have a chance to bang out a fresher girl, practically a virgin.

[LuvMexicanas]

Decided to try something new this time around and went for escorts, one from mileroticos and two from Musas. Let's just say I'll stick to HK from now on. The first girl from mileroticos was surprisingly attractive. Until she took off her clothes and had the worst baby damage I've ever seen. Not my proudest nut but at least her pussy was as tight as a clam when I started choking her to release my pent-up regret. Then had a threesome from Musas with red velvet and svanna. Both overweight girls I wouldn't even pay street girl rates for but at least the double BJ was a fun experience. Their faces were unfortunately mediocre as well. If Svanna is considered a top 5 girl ever at Musas I'm shocked at the standards you gentlemen have. The kicker was svanna's lady hole reeked of rotten tuna fish and smelled like the fish processing plant at Ensenada. If you've ever been to valle de Guadalupe you've smelled it and it's not a good smell. All in all, wish I spent that money at HK with one of my regulars.

You tried something new, but you went about it the wrong way. Someone new to escorts has no business on Mileroticos. Second, your agency selections were a miss. As an experienced escort hobbyist, I could have told you they'd be fat and high mileage. Also, with regard to stinky pussies, that happens in the bars too even if you use the finger bang test, assuming she lets you during ficha time. I've had girls pass that test and even smell fine once you get them upstairs. It wasn't until I started pumping her in perrito that I noticed a stench unleashed from the depths of her pussy. I think the most prolific poster on the Tijuana threads and idol to all naive newbies even had a similar experience in HK and made a big deal of it in a post. I would have found it and included it but it's difficult when you have a guy who seems to write a post every four hours to entertain the bros. Hehe.

[ScottHall]

Decided to try something new this time around and went for escorts, one from mileroticos and two from Musas. Let's just say I'll stick to HK from now on. The first girl from mileroticos was surprisingly attractive. Until she took off her clothes and had the worst baby damage I've ever seen. Not my proudest nut but at least her pussy was as tight as a clam when I started choking her to release my pent-up regret. Then had a threesome from Musas with red velvet and svanna. Both overweight girls I wouldn't even pay street girl rates for but at least the double BJ was a fun experience. Their faces were unfortunately mediocre as well. If Svanna is considered a top 5 girl ever at Musas I'm shocked at the standards you gentlemen have. The kicker was svanna's lady hole reeked of rotten tuna fish and smelled like the fish processing plant at Ensenada. If you've ever been to valle de Guadalupe you've smelled it and it's not a good smell. All in all, wish I spent that money at HK with one of my regulars.

This is just a rookie mistake. Both of these girls are size 5, which is a heavy girl. Size 3 and below is what you wanted. Your tune would have been a lot different if you had picked Polly and Bambi. But I do think that musas roster is lacking right now.

[Ctytek]

I wouldn't generalize from one bad experience. And it doesn't sound like you've done your homework, frankly. Svanna's stats are posted on Musas website, she is listed as size 5/ see. Did you expect a spinner with those stats? The smell part is inexcusable, but that's extremely rare. Nearly all girls from reputable agencies that I've been with are impeccable hygiene, most took shower right before the session. Do your homework, use reputable agencies and read reviews.

You will do better on average with escorts than HK, where 4 times out of 5 you get a dead fish shark, who just wants to take your money in shortest amount of time possible, and be out of the room.

Decided to try something new this time around and went for escorts, one from mileroticos and two from Musas. Let's just say I'll stick to HK from now on. The first girl from mileroticos was surprisingly attractive. Until she took off her clothes and had the worst baby damage I've ever seen. Not my proudest nut but at least her pussy was as tight as a clam when I started choking her to release my pent-up regret. Then had a threesome from Musas with red velvet and svanna. Both overweight girls I wouldn't even pay street girl rates for but at least the double BJ was a fun experience. Their faces were unfortunately mediocre as well. If Svanna is considered a top 5 girl ever at Musas I'm shocked at the standards you gentlemen have. The kicker was svanna's lady hole reeked of rotten tuna fish and smelled like the fish processing plant at Ensenada. If you've ever been to valle de Guadalupe you've smelled it and it's not a good smell. All in all, wish I spent that money at HK with one of my regulars.

[Sosa23]

This is exactly where escort by escort and agency by agency reviews can help others. Although you posted a report from a trip a few weeks ago, it lacked specifics except for one of the four escorts you sessioned with. Why not post a report per escort? Which agency refused to provide a face photo? Don't take this the wrong way, I appreciate your recent report considering the fact so many post nothing, but we should post the good, the bad and the ugly to help each other. As the goes, a smart man learns from his mistakes. A wise man learns from the mistakes of others.

OK, point taken. Here's a brief overview of the 4 escorts I saw on recent trip:

1) Liz at Musas. Very beautiful, all natural, and perfect curves (but not quite a spinner). Probably 24 ish. Showed up 45 min late, and was clearly quite tired and agitated from prior appointment. That said, she put her all into things once we got started, but she requested cutting the session short, and was really not into things between activity. I think she would be a great time, and was physically and facially very pretty, but I would clarify with booker to make sure I was first appointment before booking again. Just bad luck on my part, and the booker shouldn't have overbooked her.

2) Yahaira at Grey's. See my review below. Right on time and close to perfect in all regards. 19-20 ish, spinner, beautiful, classy, etc. That experience would cost 5 x in the states!

3) Hanna at Sweet Girls Tijuana. Similar to Yahaira, right on time, but maybe a notch or two down in all regards. For those into all natural 18-19 spinner types, tho, definitely go for it. I didn't repeat on this trip, but would in subsequent trips.

4) Julie at Musas. Was 30 min late (a trend for Musas? Facially she just wasn't up to my standards. I feel like a got burned by relying too much on Musas board on this, and they don't send face pics. Anyhow, a nice 22 ish girl with a great body, but I just have higher standards facially so wouldn't repeat.

[Captain Solo]

PsilocyBin,

That's very good tips to the bros to avoid escorts with fake pics, ugly faces, lumpy, obese bodies, loose, rotten pussies.

You cannot even pay me to spend 2 minutes with those ugly, low-class women. I am surprised quite a few bros still waste time and money on them.

A lot of bar girls and street girls are nice, clean, young, healthy, beautiful, smelling good, feeling good. Most would spend 1 or 2 hours in your rooms, sometimes overnight, may cost a little more than the cheap, fake, rotten escorts, but you would know exactly whom you are taking to bed, so won't be surprised andassaulted by their ugliness and dead-fish smelling pussies.

Their faces were unfortunately mediocre as well. If Svanna is considered a top 5 girl ever at Musas I'm shocked at the standards you gentlemen have. The kicker was svanna's lady hole reeked of rotten tuna fish and smelled like the fish processing plant at Ensenada. If you've ever been to valle de Guadalupe you've smelled it and it's not a good smell. All in all, wish I spent that money at HK with one of my regulars.

[Psilocybin69]

Decided to try something new this time around and went for escorts, one from mileroticos and two from Musas. Let's just say I'll stick to HK from now on. The first girl from mileroticos was surprisingly attractive. Until she took off her clothes and had the worst baby damage I've ever seen. Not my proudest nut but at least her pussy was as tight as a clam when I started choking her to release my pent-up regret. Then had a threesome from Musas with red velvet and svanna. Both overweight girls I wouldn't even pay street girl rates for but at least the double BJ was a fun experience. Their faces were unfortunately mediocre as well. If Svanna is considered a top 5 girl ever at Musas I'm shocked at the standards you gentlemen have. The kicker was svanna's lady hole reeked of rotten tuna fish and smelled like the fish processing plant at Ensenada. If you've ever been to valle de Guadalupe you've smelled it and it's not a good smell. All in all, wish I spent that money at HK with one of my regulars.

[Jackie888]

Even going with reputable escorts with good reviews I've had girls show up looking like dogs and smelling even worse. I've had some good ones too. It's hit or miss and I think noobs should avoid escorts and probably go to the zona. Unless your an ex alcoholic who doesn't want to be in bars or allergic to cigarette smoke or some shit like that. Moe.

Yep. Got a smelly. That was the last straw. On my drive back to the border, I stuffed a covid wipe full of alcohol up my nostrils and scrubbed it to get rid of the odor. Likely just a yeast infection. Nevertheless, it was the last straw.

[LuvMexicanas]

I had very good luck with requesting face photos on recent trip to Tijuana. All but one agency would provide. And the girl matched the photo each time. If she didn't, I would have sent away. And frankly, for 1 of the times I didn't get a photo, I did get burned with a dog.

This is exactly where escort by escort and agency by agency reviews can help others. Although you posted a report from a trip a few weeks ago, it lacked specifics except for one of the four escorts you sessioned with. Why not post a report per escort? Which agency refused to provide a face photo? Don't take this the wrong way, I appreciate your recent report considering the fact so many post nothing, but we should post the good, the bad and the ugly to help each other. As the goes, a smart man learns from his mistakes. A wise man learns from the mistakes of others.

[MemoeNasty]

KCQ, I highly value your opinion, and I like escorts. However, Jackie made the following comment:

"With escorts, you do get value. On the other hand, you can also get a real dog. ".

How in the world do you avoid the dogs?

Even going with reputable escorts with good reviews I've had girls show up looking like dogs and smelling even worse. I've had some good ones too. It's hit or miss and I think noobs should avoid escorts and probably go to the zona. Unless your an ex alcoholic who doesn't want to be in bars or allergic to cigarette smoke or some shit like that. Moe.

[Sosa23]

KCQ, I highly value your opinion, and I like escorts. However, Jackie made the following comment:

"With escorts, you do get value. On the other hand, you can also get a real dog. ".

How in the world do you avoid the dogs?

I had very good luck with requesting face photos on recent trip to Tijuana. All but one agency would provide. And the girl matched the photo each time. If she didn't, I would have sent away. And frankly, for 1 of the times I didn't get a photo, I did get burned with a dog.

[Lefeu]

I respect your opinion, but I am the opposite. I like escorts because you get them for an hour or more. So you have plenty of time to get to know them, in a quiet comfortable space. You can get romantic, and after the sex is done you can take time to cuddle, chat, and relax (or go again). In the bars, it's too loud and distracting for me to chat with the girls, and they are too focused on persuading you to go to the room. Then when you are done they are up and showered and gone.

I love the bars, but for the reason you mentioned -- spending time with a hot girl on my lap, her tongue down my throat and her hand down my pants. I have no illusions that it is *anything but* a client and escort transaction. It's still fun, but I'll use that time to get interested and then order an escort for the evening.

KCQ, I highly value your opinion, and I like escorts. However, Jackie made the following comment:

"With escorts, you do get value. On the other hand, you can also get a real dog. ".

How in the world do you avoid the dogs?

[KC Questor]

Now that the bars have reopened, I am retired from the escort scene. With escorts, you do get value. On the other hand, you can also get a real dog. But the worst thing about escorts is that there is almost no time to get to know a girl, flirt, and actually spend time with her. It is clearly a client and escort transaction. And as an admitted romantic, I miss a chica on my lap with a tongue in my mouth, her hand in my pants, and my hands up her blouse.

I respect your opinion, but I am the opposite. I like escorts because you get them for an hour or more. So you have plenty of time to get to know them, in a quiet comfortable space. You can get romantic, and after the sex is done you can take time to cuddle, chat, and relax (or go again). In the bars, it's too loud and distracting for me to chat with the girls, and they are too focused on persuading you to go to the room. Then when you are done they are up and showered and gone.

I love the bars, but for the reason you mentioned -- spending time with a hot girl on my lap, her tongue down my throat and her hand down my pants. I have no illusions that it is *anything but* a client and escort transaction. It's still fun, but I'll use that time to get interested and then order an escort for the evening.

[Sosa23]

Got back from first trip to Tijuana a few weeks ago after completing vaccination, and over a year away from the hobby. Saw 4 escorts and 4 girls in HK. The one that stood out by far was Yahaira at Grey's. She was stunningly beautiful, couldn't have been older than 20, had amazing service, and was just a very sweet and somehow classy girl to top it off. I spent 2 hours with her, and frankly would have spent the rest of my trip if she had any more openings (she said she doesn't work Fri or Sat). She was up for extras listed on their website at stated cost. I really can't recommend her enough. She reminded me of the encounters I've had in Montreal (beautiful, sweet, local girls with great service). The other encounters I had in Tijuana ranged from meh to good, but not worth summarizing in detail here. Yahaira, however, is who I will think about breaking my post-covid cherry.

[Jackie888]

Now that the bars have reopened, I am retired from the escort scene. With escorts, you do get value. On the other hand, you can also get a real dog. But the worst thing about escorts is that there is almost no time to get to know a girl, flirt, and actually spend time with her. It is clearly a client and escort transaction. And as an admitted romantic, I miss a chica on my lap with a tongue in my mouth, her hand in my pants, and my hands up her blouse.