Tijuana Escort Reports

[HormoneMonster]

Most sane people would never have sex with a hooker condom or not.

Live life Eat azz.

Haha yessss! I've been lucky enough to have most of the girls I interact with let me taste that booty. I would advise tho on making sure they shower first at your presence. There was 2 girls who didn't shower but seemed clean once I was down there, and I went to town both on the garden and back alley. Ended up pretty sick after. Still will continue to eat, but more carefully.

[Artisttyp]

Tried to celebrate the end of a long fucked up relationship with some state side debauchery. Everywhere I go the girl is +50 lbs and +10 years from pics. Hell, I'm not even picky. If they were honest, they would have my money. But expecting a 7 and getting a 4 is a different feeling then walking up expecting the 4.

So fuck it, I'm headed to Tijuana. Planning the shotgun approach to debauchery. Try a little bit of everything. HK and Chicago's of course. NB Elite Spa cause I love spas. A legit spa cause I love spas. Musas and maybe, this is were I turn to my more experienced Tijuana brothers, CuminTJ.

There is this one lady, Sitlali, who reminds me of an old married coworker. That would be hot in a very different way. Problem is, no date on pics, no forum like Musas. I don't want +50 lbs and +10 years spoiling my Tijuana fun time. Any of you veteran Tijuana punters who share my enthusiasm for both pretty young things and mature ladies met with Sitlali? Are CuminTJ pictures usually accurate?

Cumintj is very hit and miss.

[Faken]

Tried to celebrate the end of a long fucked up relationship with some state side debauchery. Everywhere I go the girl is +50 lbs and +10 years from pics. Hell, I'm not even picky. If they were honest, they would have my money. But expecting a 7 and getting a 4 is a different feeling then walking up expecting the 4.

So fuck it, I'm headed to Tijuana. Planning the shotgun approach to debauchery. Try a little bit of everything. HK and Chicago's of course. NB Elite Spa cause I love spas. A legit spa cause I love spas. Musas and maybe, this is were I turn to my more experienced Tijuana brothers, CuminTJ.

There is this one lady, Sitlali, who reminds me of an old married coworker. That would be hot in a very different way. Problem is, no date on pics, no forum like Musas. I don't want +50 lbs and +10 years spoiling my Tijuana fun time. Any of you veteran Tijuana punters who share my enthusiasm for both pretty young things and mature ladies met with Sitlali? Are CuminTJ pictures usually accurate?

[Artisttyp]

These morons quote you a base price of roughly 2200 to 2400 mx then they let you haggle with the girl for bbbjs and all the rest. This is becoming common. Shut it down immediately.

Who the F would pay escort prices to haggle for services?

[Artisttyp]

To each their own, of course. But there's virtually no amount of money you can pay me to lick the ass of a girl that sees a different set of dicks on the daily.

Most sane people would never have sex with a hooker condom or not.

Live life Eat azz.

[AmericanPi]

Buzzkill.

Most of their girls don't do dates past 6 pm. That doesn't work for me because it interferes with my day.

Bummer.

Not to mention a lot of them don't let you lick their ass.

To each their own, of course. But there's virtually no amount of money you can pay me to lick the ass of a girl that sees a different set of dicks on the daily.

[TheMan31]

Buzzkill.

Most of their girls don't do dates past 6 pm. That doesn't work for me because it interferes with my day.

Bummer.

Especially on the weekends. The options are terrible. All the good ones are off.

[AerodinamicDog]

Ok so keeping up with my trip reviews, I saw Sandy from Cumintj and was pleased because she was very close waiting for my arrival, which gives her extra points and she was totally worth every penny, of course the agency has very few lookers and Sandy is not on her 20's but she does look good and in great shape, besides her service was the top of the cherry with good kissing, and a hell of a view when she was trying to do deeper and deeper during BBBJ, we did all the poses we could think off but there was a big problem and that was I couldn't finish because of the V, that sucked but she was a trooper and did her best.

Total damage was $150, if you want to change to pesos they give you the option but I didn't because of the time, and besides I was thinking on paying in dollars too for my next date, but the casa the cambio would give me around 2,500 MXN for $150 which is not that bad and she deserved it for her good service. http://cumintj.com/girls/sandy.

Next one was Ana from Musas, now this one was a surprise, she does have surgery in her breasts but that was to reduce them not to make them bigger, they did felt very natural and for a curvy girl she has a very small waist, nothing better than a curvy natural girl. I would say she is HK quality without the plastic which makes it even better, she was on time and we introduced and then passed to a quick shower. She did BBBJ on her knees in front of the mirror, then we switched and ate her for about 10 minutes. We went directly to doggy and superman but my arms got tired during this position so we tried CG and man those are HUGE, I was in busty paradise and when we did mish she was getting really vocal and I couldn't hold back watching her boobs going up and down with her pretty face while we were DFK until I nutted. I was getting tired again but managed to get my but at last, she was a trooper for the whole hour.

Total damage was $125, which would be like 2,000 MXN if changing to pesos at the casa the cambio, a pretty good deal so if you have some pesos from the ATM I suggest you change them to dollars, which I did after going for dinner at La Perla and getting some pesos fromt heir ATM to pay, so a pretty good deal if you use this tactic to save some money, still gave her a tip for milking me. https://www.musastj.net/model-ana-56926.

Escorts have a better value now than bargirls, not that $120-$150 are what most of the girls are asking then I'm trying to change the move and get more action for the same buck, so I found that with escorts I can pay $150 tops but I get BBBJ and an hour, so double the time and bbj which not all of the girls in the clubs give, and better yet if you have some extra pesos in your wallet and change them to pay in dollars, this trick has gotten me greater deals with Musas saving me some cash for hotel or Uber.

I was in Tijuana last week and used your advice after having dinner at Lion Fish with my rita and some other friends that came here to party but only me and another ordered girls, the check was huge because of all the people so with the money that was left from the check and some Pesos I already had I told my favorita to help me change them to dollars, gave me something like 200 USD for about 250 USD for about 4,100 Mexican pesos, and with that managed to pay for 2 dates with Musas, then the cost was 2000 pesos for each which was a better deal than most for the quality.

Which other 2 girls did you saw? I got Paola and Sandy.

[Artisttyp]

Buzzkill.

Most of their girls don't do dates past 6 pm. That doesn't work for me because it interferes with my day.

Bummer.

Not to mention a lot of them don't let you lick their ass.

They finally found someone for me.

[Artisttyp]

Buzzkill.

Most of their girls don't do dates past 6 pm. That doesn't work for me because it interferes with my day.

Bummer.

Not to mention a lot of them don't let you lick their ass.

[Kinkster214]

Hey fellas!

I had some dental work done recently and am due back in a week for some follow up work. On my previous visit I saw chicas before the dentist so I didn't have to worry but this time, I'd like to see a chica but I'm missing my front tooth, hence the follow up dentist visit. I don't know how awkward it will be to schedule a chica. Has anyone experienced a similar situation? I've been told the only thing they care about is getting paid but I like to experience some intimacy and kissing. The wound is all closed up now so it only looks goofy but I'm worried it might negatively affect my session. What do you all think? Thanks in advance for understanding my predicament.

My first Tijuana visit was the result of a dental appointment. I was missing 4 front teeth. Three escorts in 48 hours and could not have been happier with the service, including DFK.

Promise she is counting your dollars not your teeth while lying beneath you getting railed.

[Socker]

I'd like to see a chica but I'm missing my front tooth, hence the follow up dentist visit.

Some synchronicity here. I'm also w out a front tooth and heading down to have a new one glued on. I'm hoping when I see them for the repair they will have a spare front cap I can use until the permanent one is ready 3 days later. It's no fun being toothless and it looks ridiculous. Best of luck.

[TheMan31]

Hey fellas!

I had some dental work done recently and am due back in a week for some follow up work. On my previous visit I saw chicas before the dentist so I didn't have to worry but this time, I'd like to see a chica but I'm missing my front tooth, hence the follow up dentist visit. I don't know how awkward it will be to schedule a chica. Has anyone experienced a similar situation? I've been told the only thing they care about is getting paid but I like to experience some intimacy and kissing. The wound is all closed up now so it only looks goofy but I'm worried it might negatively affect my session. What do you all think? Thanks in advance for understanding my predicament.

Women are humans and have preferences. Hookers but still women at the end of the day.

Take that as you will jajajaja.

[Captain Solo]

Most bar girls, may be escorts too, have dental veneers or implants, teeth light up in black light.

The chicas will not be looking at your teeth. I don't see any problem.

[Donle213]

Hey fellas!

I had some dental work done recently and am due back in a week for some follow up work. On my previous visit I saw chicas before the dentist so I didn't have to worry but this time, I'd like to see a chica but I'm missing my front tooth, hence the follow up dentist visit. I don't know how awkward it will be to schedule a chica. Has anyone experienced a similar situation? I've been told the only thing they care about is getting paid but I like to experience some intimacy and kissing. The wound is all closed up now so it only looks goofy but I'm worried it might negatively affect my session. What do you all think? Thanks in advance for understanding my predicament.