Tijuana Escort Reports

[Jinxx]

Great post. A more complete picture of Medellin would have mentioned the daytime casa scene in downtown. I agree Parque Lleras is massively overrated, you couldn't pay me to go to Parque Lleras when Plaza Botero is better choice 98% of the time. Also, the racial makeup is different in MDE with many black and mulata Colombians along with the majority whites, as well as being flooded with Venezuelans. The scene in Tijuana is more concentrated, and somewhat less racially diverse (I know about the community of Hatians in TJ but not many of 'em are cute working girls).

There's a bar where the Hatians hang out on Coahuila just west of HK across the street a couple doors down. I poked my head in there one night and saw some black chicks dancing to some African sounding music. Didn't get a good look at them to see how cute they were. If anyone reading this manages to bang a Hatian chica in Tijuana and writes a review I'll personally reimburse you the amount it cost you. Just pm me your bitcoin address.

Plaza botero area is great for street action and seedy bars, but is NOT for the faint of heart especially after dark. I definitely love going there but I wouldn't recommend your average gringo to venture into those parts.

The "casas" and the "Facebook" semipros are what make medellin unique to Tijuana, as far as the monger scene.
Neither of which exist in Tijuana as far as I know.

[Frogg]

I went to Medellin 3 years ago. Lured by all the stories of hot Latina goddesses lurking on every street corner. Man, was I in for a disappointment. I don't regret the trip however, because I got to see a part of the world I'd never seen before . . .

Great post. A more complete picture of Medellin would have mentioned the daytime casa scene in downtown. I agree Parque Lleras is massively overrated, you couldn't pay me to go to Parque Lleras when Plaza Botero is better choice 98% of the time. Also, the racial makeup is different in MDE with many black and mulata Colombians along with the majority whites, as well as being flooded with Venezuelans. The scene in Tijuana is more concentrated, and somewhat less racially diverse (I know about the community of Hatians in TJ but not many of 'em are cute working girls).

[DramaFree11]

I went to Medellin 3 years ago. Lured by all the stories of hot Latina goddesses lurking on every street corner. Man, was I in for a disappointment. I don't regret the trip however, because I got to see a part of the world I'd never seen before. But if you're expecting to see hotties everywhere, don't go because the chicas are equal to or even a notch below Tijuana.

I landed at MDE late at night. By the time I was cleared by Customs and arrived at my hotel, it was past 1 am. Still though, I was giddy with excitement thinking of all the opportunities that lie ahead. So I hopped into a cab and was driven to the only strip club that was still open at that hour or so I was told. It was called El Paisan. It was on the 2nd floor of a little building in a run down area of centro. The club had the feel of a run down racetrack, kind of reminded me of the Caliente in the alley. Maybe a dozen or less chicas, nothing above a 6. Had a beer then just crashed at my hotel. It was called Hotel Deportista. It was decent, reasonably clean but rooms were tiny. At $11 dls / night I couldn't complain.

Next afternoon I woke up and decided to explore centro and Parque LLeras. So I went around centro walking. It was a nice day so all the outdoor vendors were open for business and streets were packed with people. I must've walked past 100,000 people that day. And I saw ONE chica that I'd say was a 7. Every other 18-35 why / o female I saw was 2-6 range. I was mystified to say the least. So I rode a cab to Parque Lleras. It was mid afternoon so there wasn't a lot of people out at the parque. It's more of a night spot. The parque is basically a tiny patch of grass and trees. But the surrounding area is concentrated with trendy bars, eclectic restaurants and the like. This is supposedly ground zero of the semi-pro scene.

Great report, I agree 100%. MDE is way overrated. I agree with everything you said.

[ClamSlammer]

Thanks. This is completely off topic but is Medellin worth the extra investment if I already have Tijuana? How does the lovely Natasha stack up against the girls you met over there?

I went to Medellin 3 years ago. Lured by all the stories of hot Latina goddesses lurking on every street corner. Man, was I in for a disappointment. I don't regret the trip however, because I got to see a part of the world I'd never seen before. But if you're expecting to see hotties everywhere, don't go because the chicas are equal to or even a notch below Tijuana.

I landed at MDE late at night. By the time I was cleared by Customs and arrived at my hotel, it was past 1 am. Still though, I was giddy with excitement thinking of all the opportunities that lie ahead. So I hopped into a cab and was driven to the only strip club that was still open at that hour or so I was told. It was called El Paisan. It was on the 2nd floor of a little building in a run down area of centro. The club had the feel of a run down racetrack, kind of reminded me of the Caliente in the alley. Maybe a dozen or less chicas, nothing above a 6. Had a beer then just crashed at my hotel. It was called Hotel Deportista. It was decent, reasonably clean but rooms were tiny. At $11 dls / night I couldn't complain.

Next afternoon I woke up and decided to explore centro and Parque LLeras. So I went around centro walking. It was a nice day so all the outdoor vendors were open for business and streets were packed with people. I must've walked past 100,000 people that day. And I saw ONE chica that I'd say was a 7. Every other 18-35 why / o female I saw was 2-6 range. I was mystified to say the least. So I rode a cab to Parque Lleras. It was mid afternoon so there wasn't a lot of people out at the parque. It's more of a night spot. The parque is basically a tiny patch of grass and trees. But the surrounding area is concentrated with trendy bars, eclectic restaurants and the like. This is supposedly ground zero of the semi-pro scene.

Over the next week, I visited Lleras 3-4 more times. Once on a Saturday night the parque was absolutely packed. I tried to stand out like an obvious tourist and sat myself on a bench trying to look as lonely as possible. I had on a Brioni cashmere sportcoat along with Sutor Mantellasi oxfords and looked like I had money to burn. But I wasn't approached by a single semi-pro. After a couple hours getting ignored, I decided to walk around a bit. I was approached exactly twice. Once by a pair of chicas well past their expiration date. One looked like your traditional Colombian 45 why / o. The other was Black and maybe 35. They asked where I was going and I said "my hotel" and they asked if they could join me. I was like "no" and scurried off. Then later there was a small group of middle-aged ladies all wearing the same pink t-shirt. I thought they were out raising awareness for some cause. But they were hookers. One of them approached me and offered a proposition which I quickly declined as she was well past her prime. Lleras has a reputation for semi-pros on the prowl but honestly I didn't see it. And I'm quite adept at spotting hookers, undercover or otherwise. But during my trip, I didn't see much of a scene.

Over the next few days I visited the well-known puta bars-Phase II, La Isla, San Diego Show. Phase II is often written about on puta forums. I went there 3 times. I wasn't impressed. I remember beers being expensive, like $7 dls each. Talent was so-so. No better than Adelita's. La Isla is on top of a big hill with spotlights aimed at the sky. It has a modern and edgy feel to it. A lot of stainless steel inside. Kind of like Malquerida but much, much bigger, probably 4 x the size of CC. But the talent was marginal. Maybe 120-150 chicas inside, with the vast majority in the 6-7 range. The last club I went to was San Diego Show which was in centro. It was a smaller club about the size of AB and had a seedier feel to it which I prefer. There was one chica that I found extremely attractive, an 8. 5 in my book. Got her to come back to my hotel with me and paid her nothing but taxi fare. Didn't get any action though as we were both wiped out when we got back to the hotel at 5 am and she had to leave at 9 am to set up her son's birthday party. Kept in touch for a few months via WhatsApp but never saw her again.

Tijuana beats MDE hands down as far as talent at the bars. I'd wager HK by itself has better talent than all the MDE bars combined on any normal weekend. The nice thing about MDE bars is that the meseros don't constantly try to hustle you. They basically leave you alone unless you call them over. I was at San Diego Show one night and this puta sat with me for over an hour and not one single mesero approached my table. The bad thing about MDE bars is that after every stage routine, the chica makes her rounds to every table begging for a tip. Tropical Bar does this too. It gets annoying after a while. Standard tip is $2000 COP which was about $.65 dls at the time. So if you sit around for two hours you're likely to dish out $10-$12 dls in stage tips. Not a lot of money but I just don't like it when strangers ask for money.

I stayed a 3 nights at Medellin Plaza, formerly known as La Mansion. It's basically two mansions a couple blocks apart that were converted into a hotel. The hotel bar is called "La Cueva" which is only open to registered guests and invited putas. On any given night there were 8-25 putas. Some were okay looking but overall I didn't feel it. Almost all of them were very young, like 18-19. And they acted their age. All giggly and stupid. And they wore typical teenager clothes like jeans, regular blouses and sneakers. It was like walking into a high school cafeteria trying to pick up on the 18 year old seniors. Not like the 18 year olds at HK who walk around topless or in skimpy lingerie. Room was expensive like $100 dls / night. There's only like 25 combined rooms so it feels more like a private club than a hotel open to the public. You get to form some camaraderie amongst mongers pretty quick.

So overall, Tijuana vs MDE:

Cost: Unless you live in Miami or Houston, Tijuana would be cheaper to get to. Lodging is much more expensive in Tijuana. Puta cost is maybe 20% less in MDE.

Food: Food in MDE sucks. Tijuana is far superior.

City: MDE is more affluent and offers more culturally than Tijuana. The Poblado area is far nicer than Zona Rio or Chapultepec. I'd greatly prefer to spend a week in MDE over Tijuana.

Climate: I was in MDE in November. Weather wasn't much different than Tijuana. But watch out for the altitude because MDE is in the mountains and the air is quite thin.

Putas: I'd say the putas in the MDE bars have a much better attitude than bar putas in Tijuana. Tijuana putas sit down and attempt to fleece you right away by asking for $9 dls drinks and gulping them down every 7 minutes. I didn't get any type of hustle vibe from any MDE bar puta. The one escort I did order in MDE was very accommodating and aimed to please. As far as looks are concerned, MDE is vastly overrated. The putas are not extraordinarily hot. In fact, I'd say you'd find many more 8+ putas in Tijuana bars than in MDE. As far as semi-pros are concerned, despite all I read about, I didn't see it in MDE. I didn't tap into the Internet semi-pros at all (FB / SA / CC / Tinder) because frankly I was too lazy to set up fake accounts and follow up on all the leads. I wanted a ready-made mongering apparatus and thought that the bars and Parque Lleras would suffice. Overall, MDE was a mongering disappointment. Way too hyped for a marginal talent pool. Even the civies on the street, the difference in hotness with Tijuana is negligible. I'd even say that the civies at Alebrije are a notch above the civies at LLeras on any given weekend.

Overall, if you want to experience something different and not just mongering, yes go to MDE. Minus the cost of airfare, MDE is cheaper to visit. But if your only motive is to monger, skip it and head to Tijuana instead. Unless you want to spend time and effort to develop a puta social media presence in MDE, which may open up a vast array of doors of which I am not yet privy to.

[Jinxx]

When did you go?

Putas accept bitcoin?

Please share friend.

I was there in 2017. I witnessed first hand the huge protests and riots of people trying to overthrow the government. I'm almost positive the secret police was following me around. A couple of times I was on the verge of going to the US embassy to request protection.

No the putas don't do Bitcoin, but I used Bitcoin to change my dollars into bolivares the local currency. It's not like Colombia or Mexico where you just go to normal currency exchange / casa de cambio. Back then it was a MAJOR pain in the arse to exchange money. But if you can pull it off you get to enjoy the ridiculously low prices I mentioned. I heard nowadays Venezuela is becoming dolarized, so maybe it's easier now. But at the same time it might not be as cheap as it was.

[LivingFossil]

Since we're comparing cities, you guys can always try Caracas. If you happen to have a non-US passport and know how to trade bitcoin I highly recommend Caracas. Massage parlors? Bang a hottie for about 3 dollars. Escorts? GFE with a hottie for 5-10 dollars for an hour. A decent hotel room for about $4 a night.

When did you go?

Putas accept bitcoin?

Please share friend.

[Duncan216]

When I was in Caracas the "mongering infrastructure" was most definitely in full effect. Strip clubs, massage parlors, agencies, indys, and I only scratched the surface.

I'm completely mystified that you couldn't find any "bangable girls". I saw "bangable girls" literally everywhere I went, I couldn't get away from them if I tried.

And you rate the "girls" of Tijuana above Caracas? Whoa you just blew my mind with that one. Let's compare revolucion in Tijuana to sabana grande or Las Mercedes in Caracas. In my experience Tijuana comes nowhere near Caracas for hot chicks. But yes you're right many chicas already left to Spain Mexico Colombia to sell poon, but there are still plenty remaining in Venezuela. It's like they have an endless supply of gorgeous women.

And yes cucuta is freakin awesome if you want Venezuelan chicks without actually having to go to Venezuela. I give you credit though you must have some big steel balls going to these places in search of booty. I like your style. Let me know next time you're in Tijuana I'll buy you a beer and we can trade war stories. 😉.

Yeah definitely. I'll PM you on my next monger trip to Tijuana. Always got mad respect for people who go that extra step for the monger.

I also had Money issues there. I had to bribe a local to borrow his ATM card but it had crazy low limits so I had to bribe someone else with a better ATM card to act as my ATM machine. Getting cash was too hard for me esp since my Spanish was kinda bad. Trading Crypto for Bolivars via bank transfer was easier and faster than in mexico or Colombia with ATMs though.

If I had the same experience with you in Caracas, I'd most likely still be there today.

[Jinxx]

I've been to Caracas Venezuela and a few other Venezuela cities. Most of the hot girls left. The monger infrastructure isn't there so I wasted a lot of time trying to find bangable girls. The girls were cheap but weren't hot and GFE was okay, the hotels were also cheap but some hotels didn't have hot water. Also using Ethereum instead of bitcoin proved to be faster and less expensive in trades. I have a US passport but the visa experience was difficult. Lots of stuff to collect and a visit to the Venezuelan consulate. If I had to rate cities by just girls it would be Medellin - Tijuana - other cities - Caracas.

I have heard that the Colombia boarder city of Cucuta is a pretty hot place for cheap action on the news but haven't been able to verify.

When I was in Caracas the "mongering infrastructure" was most definitely in full effect. Strip clubs, massage parlors, agencies, indys, and I only scratched the surface.

I'm completely mystified that you couldn't find any "bangable girls". I saw "bangable girls" literally everywhere I went, I couldn't get away from them if I tried.

And you rate the "girls" of Tijuana above Caracas? Whoa you just blew my mind with that one. Let's compare revolucion in Tijuana to sabana grande or Las Mercedes in Caracas. In my experience Tijuana comes nowhere near Caracas for hot chicks. But yes you're right many chicas already left to Spain Mexico Colombia to sell poon, but there are still plenty remaining in Venezuela. It's like they have an endless supply of gorgeous women.

And yes cucuta is freakin awesome if you want Venezuelan chicks without actually having to go to Venezuela. I give you credit though you must have some big steel balls going to these places in search of booty. I like your style. Let me know next time you're in Tijuana I'll buy you a beer and we can trade war stories. 😉.

[Duncan216]

Since we're comparing cities, you guys can always try Caracas. If you happen to have a non-US passport and know how to trade bitcoin I highly recommend Caracas. Massage parlors? Bang a hottie for about 3 dollars. Escorts? GFE with a hottie for 5-10 dollars for an hour. A decent hotel room for about $4 a night.

Medellin blows Tijuana away in the semi-pro, non-pro categories. In Medellin and Caracas I'm constantly amazed by the beauty of the women just walking around in public, in Tijuana not so much. Speaking of non-pros I highly recommend San Diego over TJ. Just hop across the border San Diego shopping malls, restaurants, bars are crawling with hot friendly women. If you have decent looks and some game San Diego is a playboy's paradise. Big booty Latinas, hot Asians, gorgeous blondes SD has it all and then some.

I've been to Caracas Venezuela and a few other Venezuela cities. Most of the hot girls left. The monger infrastructure isn't there so I wasted a lot of time trying to find bangable girls. The girls were cheap but weren't hot and GFE was okay, the hotels were also cheap but some hotels didn't have hot water. Also using Ethereum instead of bitcoin proved to be faster and less expensive in trades. I have a US passport but the visa experience was difficult. Lots of stuff to collect and a visit to the Venezuelan consulate. If I had to rate cities by just girls it would be Medellin - Tijuana - other cities - Caracas.

I have heard that the Colombia boarder city of Cucuta is a pretty hot place for cheap action on the news but haven't been able to verify.

[Dcrist0527]

In Medellin and Caracas I'm constantly amazed by the beauty of the women just walking around in public

Absolutely! It's pretty amazing. I spent an hour or so most nights walking through Lleras. And I couldn't go 20 steps without walking by an amazing beauty.

If you have decent looks and some game San Diego is a playboy's paradise.

And therein lies the reason I hunt in Tijuana. LOL.

[Jinxx]

Since we're comparing cities, you guys can always try Caracas. If you happen to have a non-US passport and know how to trade bitcoin I highly recommend Caracas. Massage parlors? Bang a hottie for about 3 dollars. Escorts? GFE with a hottie for 5-10 dollars for an hour. A decent hotel room for about $4 a night.

Medellin blows Tijuana away in the semi-pro, non-pro categories. In Medellin and Caracas I'm constantly amazed by the beauty of the women just walking around in public, in Tijuana not so much. Speaking of non-pros I highly recommend San Diego over TJ. Just hop across the border San Diego shopping malls, restaurants, bars are crawling with hot friendly women. If you have decent looks and some game San Diego is a playboy's paradise. Big booty Latinas, hot Asians, gorgeous blondes SD has it all and then some.

[DramaFree11]

Great response and that's the great thing. There is someplace for all of us.

One clarification from my original post. My $125 included GFE for a TLN. I agree, $125 will get you a great experience at HK for 45 minutes. Again, everyone has their own priorities. But the amount of time is important to me. It allows for time to build rapport, which for me, is a key to a quality session. I have had some TLNs from a few cuties from Adelitas for $150. So it can be found in Tijuana. But $125-$175 is the most you'll spend for a TLN in MDE.

Also, my preference is for natural as well. I actually dislike those obscene, big asses. I do not have a preference for bony spinners. So I think, generally, I found MDE bodies to be perfect for me. Though, yes, I agree, if you are a big ass fan, MDE has a nice selection for you.

I have considered Russia. The language barrier scares me. I speak at least enough Spanish to get by. Russia seems next level as far as logistics. MTY? I'm intrigued. LOL.

MTY is real good for long term, if you have a decent budget, very under rated. No sex tourists, decent weather, food is OK, nothing like Tijuana, but you can find some real stunners. GFE very possible there, kind of the norm.

[Duncan216]

That is a loaded question, and one I meant to add my two cents in on another thread here.

First, Natasha is hot in my opinion. When it comes to appearance, that's always subjective. But I would put her a solid 8 or 8.5. Service was a 9.

Now, as for Medellin, to me it is a bit of apples and oranges. Overall, the girls as a whole were hotter in Medellin. Again, subjective. But I was blown away by the numbers of 8's, 9's and legit 10's. If HK is the gold standard of Tijuana as far as looks, and I believe it is, I think Medellin wins. That's not a knock on HK! It's a compliment to Medellin.

My time there was spent at a lot of the higher end bars. So, I think that's a fair comparison, at least as far as environment. I spent time at Gustos and La Isla. Neither are cheap but they are certainly no more expensive than a good party at HK. I was told to plan to spend around $190 for TLN for a top notch girl at Gustos. You would have a hard time getting that deal with a top notch HK girl. I paid $125 for TLN from Gustos for what I would consider a top notch girl.

For me, I was there about 4 days, if I recall correctly. Even in that short of visit and accounting for airfare, Medellin was cheaper than Tijuana. Obviously, depending on where you fly from, that's important. And certainly, the longer you stay there, the better off you'll be price wise.

Medellin is also a nicer city. I felt safe. People were awesome. Getting around the city was easy and inexpensive, if not time consuming. No problems at all.

Great report! I've been to both and I agree with. Also like to add the casas are super cheap around 50 k cop which is like 12-14 bucks now for I think 30 minutes. The service isn't great. They have a line up like a massage place and you pick the girls. There were a few times where I just picked half of them at once. Should be on everyone's bucket list to be with 5 or so girls that look like top notch bar girls at once. Three times a day. For like a month.

I only got two escorts in MDE, one from facebook and one from an online ad. I can confirm the GFE experience was lacking. My Spanish is really bad though so that could be something to consider.

[DramaFree11]

Good report, appreciate your thoughts. I do have a different take, and you can read about in my previous reports. I did not like the day casas at all in MDE, very low end and depressing. The Higher End places were definitely better, but I can definitely have a GFE experience at HK for $125. If you are paying more then $125 in MDE with traveling expenses it would be more expensive. When I went flights were more expensive not sure now and have zero desire to go back. The combination of Tijuana, MTY and Russia is way better for me. I did not find the girls attractive in MDE, but I prefer the more natural look. I do appreciate your opinion.

I do think if you can get a flight under $600, MDE is worth the experience. More then $600 I would say no go to Russia or other destinations, unless you love the Big Asses.

Also, 8-10, in MDE, I say very few. A lot of normal girls. In my eyes 9's /10's are high end models or celebrities, these are definitely not available to foreigners or short term visitors in Colombia.

[Dcrist0527]

Good report, appreciate your thoughts. I do have a different take, and you can read about in my previous reports. I did not like the day casas at all in MDE, very low end and depressing. The Higher End places were definitely better, but I can definitely have a GFE experience at HK for $125. If you are paying more then $125 in MDE with traveling expenses it would be more expensive. When I went flights were more expensive not sure now and have zero desire to go back. The combination of Tijuana, MTY and Russia is way better for me. I did not find the girls attractive in MDE, but I prefer the more natural look. I do appreciate your opinion.

I do think if you can get a flight under $600, MDE is worth the experience. More then $600 I would say no go to Russia or other destinations, unless you love the Big Asses.

Great response and that's the great thing. There is someplace for all of us.

One clarification from my original post. My $125 included GFE for a TLN. I agree, $125 will get you a great experience at HK for 45 minutes. Again, everyone has their own priorities. But the amount of time is important to me. It allows for time to build rapport, which for me, is a key to a quality session. I have had some TLNs from a few cuties from Adelitas for $150. So it can be found in Tijuana. But $125-$175 is the most you'll spend for a TLN in MDE.

Also, my preference is for natural as well. I actually dislike those obscene, big asses. I do not have a preference for bony spinners. So I think, generally, I found MDE bodies to be perfect for me. Though, yes, I agree, if you are a big ass fan, MDE has a nice selection for you.

I have considered Russia. The language barrier scares me. I speak at least enough Spanish to get by. Russia seems next level as far as logistics. MTY? I'm intrigued. LOL.