Tijuana Escort Reports

[Member #4722]

Does La Mansion, or Motel Premier require you to leave your ID? Trying to stay as anonymous as possible while I'm down there, different name etc.

For La Mansion if you drive I think they take down you license plate. If you enter on foot they hold your passport until you leave.

[WombatEd2]

GoodGirls has an email address on their site, but they don't respond to email inquiries.

I emailed them a week ago, and they didn't answer.

[Jackie888]

Does La Mansion, or Motel Premier require you to leave your ID? Trying to stay as anonymous as possible while I'm down there, different name etc.

Avoid La Mansion. They got a scary thug manager.

Use Luxor, Premier instead.

[FapPat]

Does La Mansion, or Motel Premier require you to leave your ID? Trying to stay as anonymous as possible while I'm down there, different name etc.

[Captain Solo]

Jackie is correct, Mexican guys prefer thick women, like those depicted in orgies in ancient Greek and Roman paintings. Most bars in Tijuana have thick women, only HK has a larger share of slim, lanky girls favored by foreigners. If you stand outside Cascada, you will see Mexican guys go to hotel continuously with mostly thick, heavy women. Here are the pics of an ancient roman orgy, a thick model and a lanky one to my taste.

Mexicanas get thick due to fairly good availability of starchy corn in their diet, and their greasy and starchy food, coupled with the sweet Coca Cola and various sugary drinks they gulp down all day. Mexicans seem to like to indulge in immediate pleasures and not care about their long term health. In contrary due to mostly economic factors, most Asian women remain slim all their lives due to their low intakes of food of all kinds and sugary drinks.

The slim HK rejects are known to give good discounts for sessions. You just have to ask!

[Jackie888]

Seems like Mexico is the land of thick women. The rejected skinny ones end up at HK and Chicago. I would say that most Tijuana girls start chunking up fairly early. Must be something in the tortillas.

[KC Questor]

Can anyone recommend any thick escorts in Tijuana? I've searched a few escort sites and haven't found any. I'm looking for a curvy and thick woman with a big ass. I know there aren't too many in Tijuana, but curious if anyone has seen a woman like that.

100% Karina at MLB.
http://www.mexicolindobar.com/karina/

Also, Queens literally has a "big ass" setting on their search. It returns these ladies: KAREN, LOLA, MARTELL, DASHA, ALMA, BELLA

[JH 1001]

Can anyone recommend any thick escorts in Tijuana? I've searched a few escort sites and haven't found any. I'm looking for a curvy and thick woman with a big ass. I know there aren't too many in Tijuana, but curious if anyone has seen a woman like that.

Thanks!

Phordphan definitely knows his stuff & makes a very good suggestion here, as well:

"Check the independents. CL, Locanto, SexyTijuana, Mileroticos. You'll find something you like but it takes a lot more legwork and effort. It's not for the lazy, and you'll need some Spanish. ".

There are lots of thick indies, in fact more than the 2 or 3 you'll find at most agencies. I've found some pretty decent indies myself & I like thick chicas. I'm not sure how thick you want to go but be aware, there are some really big gals out there just waiting to gobble you up for a snack. My suggestion is take the photos that indies post with a healthy dose of reality. Remember that they try to show their best angles in those 4 or 5 photos. I've run into a couple of indies that looked perfectly thick for me in the photos but ended up being the size of defensive linemen when they showed up at my hotel door. Also, the term "gordibuena" often bandied about in those posts, in my experience, means "a couple of rolls short of the Michelin Man".

I hope we've been able to help.

JH.

[JH 1001]

Can anyone recommend any thick escorts in Tijuana? I've searched a few escort sites and haven't found any. I'm looking for a curvy and thick woman with a big ass. I know there aren't too many in Tijuana, but curious if anyone has seen a woman like that.

Thanks!

Not too many thick, curvy women with big asses in Tijuana? Why, my dear boy, I beg you to continue your research!

Tijuana is full, FULL, I say, of chicas fed a strict diet of manteca & cheap lager, which, if able to get past the protruding beer-gut area, lovingly makes its way down to the posterior.

Study after study has shown that squeezing a big, fat ass into a skirt or jeans 2 sizes too small is a regular part of the female mating ritual in this part of the jungle.

Now, my young student, *directs pointer to chart on wall* for your homework, I assign to you the study of these fine specimens:

Brandy at Musas, Martell at Queens, Reyna at Mexico Lindo Bar, Jade at CumInTJ, Alicia at Hot and Sexy Latinas. (Some of these I have researched at length, on multiple occasions, & have had the opportunity to probe deeply during analysis).

I expect a full report on my desk ASAP! (With dirty details for extra credit).

You can thank your professor later!

JH.

[Phordphan]

Can anyone recommend any thick escorts in Tijuana? I've searched a few escort sites and haven't found any. I'm looking for a curvy and thick woman with a big ass. I know there aren't too many in Tijuana, but curious if anyone has seen a woman like that.

Thanks!

Check the independents. CL, Locanto, SexyTijuana, Mileroticos. You'll find something you like but it takes a lot more legwork and effort. It's not for the lazy, and you'll need some Spanish.

[OlderMan4U]

LOL, I've actually done this. After a session, I used google translator to tell the escort I was going to a movie and if she would like to come with. We went to the Galeras Hipdromo one. They didn't have any VIP movies that I hadn't seen yet, but they did have a normal movie so we went to that one. During the movie she put her legs on top of mine and I think I was suppose to feel her up while we watched the movie but I didn't do much of that. When the movie was over, I didn't feel like going for another hour so I dropped myself off at the hotel via uber and told the uber guy to take her wherever she wanted.

I'd say it wasn't the best experience but I didn't take advantage of the situation (making out and feeling her up). Could be because we had just gotten done with a session so it might be a good idea to do it before the session? She didn't charge me for taking her to the movies so it didn't cost me anything. I think she just thought a 2nd session might happen.

You might be able to take one to a strip club (maybe not in zona norte).

Sure. The Cinepolis VIPs are nice. There's one in Hipodromo and one in Plaza Rio. They have a "love seat" setup so you can snuggle. Prices are quite reasonable compared to CA movie prices.

La Fogata for their "Trio LOS Panchos" style group. Good music, the bar area is nice and it's not loud to the point where you can't talk.

Caliente dog track is fun on occasion. Have a drink, bet on the dogs, maybe win a few bux.

Loads of great dinner / cocktail spots all over Tijuana.

Antigua Bodega de Papel has local musicians most evenings. Check their Facebook page. I think they're doing the Vagina Monologues at this point, but that won't last forever.

Great tips, thank you.

[Zeek123]

Can anyone recommend any thick escorts in Tijuana? I've searched a few escort sites and haven't found any. I'm looking for a curvy and thick woman with a big ass. I know there aren't too many in Tijuana, but curious if anyone has seen a woman like that.

Thanks!

[Member #4722]

Do you guys know where can we find Russian Escort in Tijuana? For how much?

Thanks!

Team Geisha has had a couple in the past maybe you can contact them and ask if any Russian lady's are planning a visit.

[Chator]

Do you guys know where can we find Russian Escort in Tijuana? For how much?

Thanks!

No, not possible. You can try Thailand or Europe, possibly Germany.

[Kit002]

Do you guys know where can we find Russian Escort in Tijuana? For how much?

Thanks!