Tijuana Escort Reports

[Captain Solo]

She's curvy, light skin, with big tits, sexy legs and she squeals near climax.

Give her some lips stick and perfume. She's listed in the escort site Pig Farm.

The assholes are known to bait with hot pics then switch to filthy pigs. When rejected, they abuse the clients.

[Artisttyp]

Was the picture completely different than what they sent. What agency was it.

One was Vixens. All you get are weird angle faceless photos. Usually not a problem from a decent agency. I respect the girls' privacy as long as the agency delivers the goods.

The second agency I will keep to myself. I enjoy their services very much and don't want to rock the boat. When I booked I was on the streets so I couldn't really spend time looking on their site at pics. They have been 100% for me minus this one day. However this girl had NO business selling her body. Seriously. I like cottage cheese on ass and even a few divits but huge calves and BBBW's IMO are not escort material.

[TheMan31]

I have sent girls home but be prepared for a barrage of texts from the booker and some angry back and forth. I have only done it twice. The two women IMO should not have been hired as escorts. To be honest they looked like pigs with make up. I just couldn't find any use for them in bed and I was shocked that they even sent them to me.

On the other hand some of the best sex I've had in Tijuana is from girls in the escort scene. For guys who focus more on sex than the club / party vibe it's the way to go. I've been over the bars for several years now.

You just need to find the right agency AND more importantly know that YOU WILL get a dud every now and then so learn to deal with it..

That's the bad thing about some of the more ghetto sites. The booker advertises just about any girl because they get paid to do so. Too much about the bottom line.

[TheMan31]

Do you have a link to the Greygirls website? Lots of people report having difficulty contacting them. Including me.

Thanks.

http://greysgirls.cuties-sites.com/girls/

Send the an email or whatsapp message. Know what you want.

If you ask questions they may block you like they did me LOL.

[TjBrazil]

I have sent girls home but be prepared for a barrage of texts from the booker and some angry back and forth. I have only done it twice. The two women IMO should not have been hired as escorts. To be honest they looked like pigs with make up. I just couldn't find any use for them in bed and I was shocked that they even sent them to me.

On the other hand some of the best sex I've had in Tijuana is from girls in the escort scene. For guys who focus more on sex than the club / party vibe it's the way to go. I've been over the bars for several years now.

You just need to find the right agency AND more importantly know that YOU WILL get a dud every now and then so learn to deal with it.

I like nice hotels rooms chill lights and being king of my own domain. Works for me.

One girl I gave $20 to leave. The fatter one I gave $50 I wanted her out of my room so badly.

Was the picture completely different than what they sent. What agency was it.

[Artisttyp]

greys girls. All the others are so-so to bullshlt. But I have patient so I deal with it.

Do you have a link to the Greygirls website? Lots of people report having difficulty contacting them. Including me.

Thanks.

[Artisttyp]

I've been coming to Tijuana for many years but have always just gone to the bars. Never have tried the escort scene, mostly because I like to see the merchandise before I buy, which is primarily the advantage of the bars.

Trouble with the bar scene is it's just not as good, nowadays, as it used to be (or as affordable), and I'm tempted to try one of the escort services. The only trouble is that I'm extremely picky in terms of my type, and the main question I have is that, if you don't like a girl, can you just send them away without paying? Should you give them some money for the inconvenience? Thanks in advance for any replies.

I have sent girls home but be prepared for a barrage of texts from the booker and some angry back and forth. I have only done it twice. The two women IMO should not have been hired as escorts. To be honest they looked like pigs with make up. I just couldn't find any use for them in bed and I was shocked that they even sent them to me.

On the other hand some of the best sex I've had in Tijuana is from girls in the escort scene. For guys who focus more on sex than the club / party vibe it's the way to go. I've been over the bars for several years now.

You just need to find the right agency AND more importantly know that YOU WILL get a dud every now and then so learn to deal with it.

I like nice hotels rooms chill lights and being king of my own domain. Works for me.

One girl I gave $20 to leave. The fatter one I gave $50 I wanted her out of my room so badly.

[TheMan31]

I've been coming to Tijuana for many years but have always just gone to the bars. Never have tried the escort scene, mostly because I like to see the merchandise before I buy, which is primarily the advantage of the bars.

Trouble with the bar scene is it's just not as good, nowadays, as it used to be (or as affordable), and I'm tempted to try one of the escort services. The only trouble is that I'm extremely picky in terms of my type, and the main question I have is that, if you don't like a girl, can you just send them away without paying? Should you give them some money for the inconvenience? Thanks in advance for any replies.

I have never sent them away but I have heard you can give them a 20 and send the out the door.

For me I just close my eyes and make the best of it. The power of the mind my friend LOL. I'm serious by the way.

If you have high standards with time or performance you might want to use MLB or greys girls. All the others are so-so to bullshlt. But I have patient so I deal with it.

[HK Monger]

I've been coming to Tijuana for many years but have always just gone to the bars. Never have tried the escort scene, mostly because I like to see the merchandise before I buy, which is primarily the advantage of the bars.

Trouble with the bar scene is it's just not as good, nowadays, as it used to be (or as affordable), and I'm tempted to try one of the escort services. The only trouble is that I'm extremely picky in terms of my type, and the main question I have is that, if you don't like a girl, can you just send them away without paying? Should you give them some money for the inconvenience? Thanks in advance for any replies.

[TheMan31]

Was about to book her as a last minute replacement and then saw this review.

Good Girls was very understanding. I appreciate their communication and patience.

Emily is complete garbage had her two weeks ago. Never again.

Word to the wise I kicked paris out early. Only got head because she had warts all over her pussy and she is super Americanized LOL.

All the other girls I had besides Emily, Mendy and miss Wart pussy (paris) . Have been wonderful.

Might I add Paris has a great body size. I like a little meat sometimes but the disease pussy is a huge turn off for me. Fellas you have been warned!

When I questioned her nasty asset she had the nerve to tell me. "well just put on a condom then". She is disgusting working like that and I hope you guys are not eating that chick out.

Paris. Nice body, cute face but nasty pussy.

I have more for you all later.

[FlacasOnly420]

Allllright,

So I headed down in Tijuana over the weekend and used GoodGirls escort service. I've been eyeing their girls for a long time now and was really optimistic after some good ratings left here. I had booked a girl whom I really wanted to try out for a while, who does CIM. She was at first confirmed but then I received a message about 30 min before the appointment time that she wasn't picking up her phone. The agency asked if I wanted to get someone else, out of the few options given I ended up picking Emily. I asked if she did CIM which they replied she did.

She got there around 1230, and got a 1 HR service.

I would not recommend her at all!

When she arrived we talked for a bit about the wills and wonts. She said that she Does Not do CIM. Which already was a disappointment, nor did she accepted the rim job done to her. We did some light DFK and noticed she had bad breath. As I started going down on her also noticed a type of sweaty stench. (She didn't shower before the session) During her BBBJ, she drooled like a St. Bernard which was great, but just did the O shape with her mouth and went up and down, very mechanical like, very little to no tounge. She wouldn't DT and when I would try to push her head down more she wouldn't go for it. After a few min I just wanted the sesh to finish so we went at it missionary. One thing for sure, she sure has a very tight squeeze to her. After a few pumps I was done. I COB, and washed up after.

It was 80 for "the hour" but I was glad it was all over right at the 30 min mark.

I ended up getting a street girl later that was which was a whole lot better (see the review for that one in street Girls).

I still have hope for the agency as they have had pretty good girls before, but def stay clear of Emily.

Was about to book her as a last minute replacement and then saw this review.

Good Girls was very understanding. I appreciate their communication and patience.

[TheMan31]

Well I booked Mendy last minute and she arrived 30 minutes late and tried to get me to pay her Uber. I just gave her money from the donation. She took a quick shower and when she came back she was not really attractive and had a weird smell. We just didn't have chemistry and junior just wasn't into it. After 15 min. I just got up and showered and told her I was finished. I gave her the full donation agreed upon, but will not repeat. Other mongers may have better experience, but just a heads up. It was waste of time and money, but escorts are really a hit or miss. At least in the clubs you can see and feel what you are getting into, even then it could be hit or miss. YMMV with this one, but suggest saving your pesos and trying different chica or agency.

I had her as well. Puss was dry. But I got my money's worth LOL won't call her back because of her stinky pussy and attitude. It's like she really does not want to do the job.

She has this resting ***** face LMAO!

[Artisttyp]

Well I booked Mendy last minute and she arrived 30 minutes late and tried to get me to pay her Uber. I just gave her money from the donation. She took a quick shower and when she came back she was not really attractive and had a weird smell. We just didn't have chemistry and junior just wasn't into it. After 15 min. I just got up and showered and told her I was finished. I gave her the full donation agreed upon, but will not repeat. Other mongers may have better experience, but just a heads up. It was waste of time and money, but escorts are really a hit or miss. At least in the clubs you can see and feel what you are getting into, even then it could be hit or miss. YMMV with this one, but suggest saving your pesos and trying different chica or agency.

She was on my list. Thanks for the info!

[LuvMexicanas]

Well I booked Mendy last minute and she arrived 30 minutes late and tried to get me to pay her Uber. I just gave her money from the donation. She took a quick shower and when she came back she was not really attractive and had a weird smell. We just didn't have chemistry and junior just wasn't into it. After 15 min. I just got up and showered and told her I was finished. I gave her the full donation agreed upon, but will not repeat. Other mongers may have better experience, but just a heads up. It was waste of time and money, but escorts are really a hit or miss. At least in the clubs you can see and feel what you are getting into, even then it could be hit or miss. YMMV with this one, but suggest saving your pesos and trying different chica or agency.

That didn't happen to me with her but I could see others having a lackluster experience with her. Don't think I'll repeat with her but I will say this though, her pussy is as tight as I've split open in quite some time.

[KBToys]

Well I booked Mendy last minute and she arrived 30 minutes late and tried to get me to pay her Uber. I just gave her money from the donation. She took a quick shower and when she came back she was not really attractive and had a weird smell. We just didn't have chemistry and junior just wasn't into it. After 15 min. I just got up and showered and told her I was finished. I gave her the full donation agreed upon, but will not repeat. Other mongers may have better experience, but just a heads up. It was waste of time and money, but escorts are really a hit or miss. At least in the clubs you can see and feel what you are getting into, even then it could be hit or miss. YMMV with this one, but suggest saving your pesos and trying different chica or agency.