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10-26-22 16:50 #3780
Posts: 3851Originally Posted by SeaBeeJoe [View Original Post]
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10-26-22 04:24 #3779
Posts: 644Aldrete
Originally Posted by Artisttyp [View Original Post]
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10-25-22 18:26 #3778
Posts: 3851Originally Posted by CaptainSolo [View Original Post]
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10-25-22 18:02 #3777
Posts: 6519Tijuana Frat house PPP
That's our new frat house in Tijuana, pussy, pussy, pussy.
Rent includes fine food by chef Artiste and all the pussies you want to stick your dicks into.
Seniors are welcomed to party and have fun with hot young girls everyday. Just make out wills to leave all their assets to the frat house when they kick the buckets.
Hell, this is a far better life than going to ivy league schools to earn degrees in medicine, law, finance ect. Most of my undergrad schoolmates are living their shit life with their old, mean ugly, sexless wives in the cold, wet, boring, expensive hell holes on the East Coast.
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10-25-22 17:37 #3776
Posts: 6519Aldrete
Artiste.
You may like Aldrete as she lets you eat her ass, but to me she looks just too fake with her big boobs. Women with obvious fake assets just turn me off. My dick just shrivels every time I look at chunky, lumpy women with huge pumped up boobs and asses. I hope you enjoy fine dining at her ass.
Man, you really live it up in Tijuana with all the leather clothes and hand bags you bought.
Also from Tijuana Kittens I did the Porn Start on offer. Aldrete. She showed me her movies before we did the deed. I will search pornhub for them in a second. Her video company is Sexmex.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...h62aeaa18d6bee#1.
She was a little spinner and was very excited about what she was doing. She had just arrived to Tijuana from an Expo in CDMX. $170 for the hour. I enjoyed myself.
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10-25-22 17:30 #3775
Posts: 3851Originally Posted by Jackie888 [View Original Post]
I have been here 8 years now from NYC and EVERY YEAR something else gets taken away from me. First parking down at the border. Then it was Coaster service etc. Etc. As I get older you respect TIME more. FUCK giving the USA more of my time. It's Valuable. I don't NEED to be in America for anything but Dr's appointments.
We are blessed to have Mexico on our border. It has revitalized me several times over. I would like to give something back whether it be just my income or perhaps a volunteer opportunity will arise.
I have lived in a 3 bedroom house for 8 years. The same rent these days would cover a small studio apartment in downtown SD. You think I will leave this house with a tail between my legs accepting smaller digs for the same price? Hahahahahaaha NO.
Fuck The USA. They do it to themselves.
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10-25-22 13:59 #3774
Posts: 2420Originally Posted by Artisttyp [View Original Post]
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10-25-22 08:35 #3773
Posts: 432Originally Posted by Artisttyp [View Original Post]
Just booked a week $200 cheaper than third party sites.
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10-25-22 08:30 #3772
Posts: 432Originally Posted by Fmojo [View Original Post]
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10-25-22 04:05 #3771
Posts: 3851Originally Posted by SeaBeeJoe [View Original Post]
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10-25-22 03:46 #3770
Posts: 200Originally Posted by Jackie888 [View Original Post]
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10-24-22 20:08 #3769
Posts: 2420All night jacuzzi room
Can some one recommend me a jacuzzi room for an all nighter that won't break my bank account? Outside the zona norte. I know that the love motels offer them, but it is kinda pricey since they only rent them out 4 hours at a time on the weekends.
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10-24-22 18:16 #3768
Posts: 644Tijuana Apartment
Originally Posted by Artisttyp [View Original Post]
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10-24-22 17:48 #3767
Posts: 190Originally Posted by LuvMexicanas [View Original Post]
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10-24-22 00:45 #3766
Posts: 3851The Litterbox Lives Again / The House of The Holy/Starring in Mutant Ninja Turds
I haven't written a full review in a while but since I mainly focus on escorts these days I will write it here.
I live in SD but always had a second home down in Tijuana (A Litterbox) prior to Covid. I left shortly after it hit. Too many Covid risks down there at the time. I am proud to say however that I just remedied that situation a few weeks ago by signing a new lease on an apartment and a new lease on life as far as I am concerned. FUCK SD and Fuck the USA I am moving all my shit down to Tijuana.
Anyways stayed at the Ticuan for 11 nights before I found my new pad / litterbox. A few of the regulars told me to book a "deluxe" room to avoid the noise coming from nightclub Las Pulgas. I arrived at 11:30 am on a Monday and they tried putting me in a suite RIGHT ABOVE LAS PULGAS. HELL NO. I wound up taking a Junior Suite in the other building FAR away from noise. So I asked them how do I know this when ordering a room online and they said I would need to reserve it first then call the hotel after to specify which room. I asked if I could call the hotel and book directly and oddly enough she said NO only by travel websites. Odd because they do hand out a Ticuan business card with their email on it. If you walk in and ask for a room prices are much cheaper $73 Mon., Tues., wed for my suit on Thurs it was $94 on weekends was $127. Hotels fuck com charged me $145 EVERY NIGHT.
Anyway I have been going to the Ticuan for years but never actually stayed there. Only to eat or pick someone up.
I like it but the hot water turned luke warm very fast and there were issues with their room safe. One night the front desk guy had to manually open the safe up for me which brings cadence to what I have said before on this website. ALL HOTELS have a master key and to lock your shit up even if it is in a safe.
Ask for a room in the NEW BUILDING To be away from noise.
I had a few girls over without any issues letting them in.
I used Tijuana Kittens twice. Maiai was fabulous. Very beautiful brown skinned girl gave me top notch service for $120 plus $20 tip. She has a really firm ass and legs. I was feasting all over that shit. All the goodies included.
Also from Tijuana Kittens I did the Porn Start on offer. Aldrete. She showed me her movies before we did the deed. I will search pornhub for them in a second. Her video company is Sexmex.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...h62aeaa18d6bee#1.
She was a little spinner and was very excited about what she was doing. She had just arrived to Tijuana from an Expo in CDMX. $170 for the hour. I enjoyed myself.
Then got in touch with MLB told them what I wanted. They sent Bridgett. Unfortunately we did not hit it off that well. She locked herself in the bathroom for a good amount of time when she got into the room and during the start of sex she kept her dress at midriff like a street girl. It was a real turnoff. When I was eating her out she was looking at the cartoons on the TV. I 've had some good luck with MLB but also a handful of not so good sessions. It's really been 50/50 for me.
Next session was with HotTijuana (Tania) . Went with Valentina. Plump / thick girl next door type which was fine for me. She was easy going and appreciated the business and pretty much let me do anything I wanted to her. Eat ass pussy kiss on mouth fingers run ass etc.
Then for the grand finale I left my apartment for one night in a suite at the Gran Hotel with a view of the golf course and a two hour date with one of the Tijuana Kittens girls. Nice way to spend my 53 Bday. When the chica arrived she went right to lying on the bed stomach first, lifted up her skirt. So I kneeled down to put my face in her ass. She knew I wanted to huff her odors she was saving for me after sitting on a plastic car seat on her way to see me. I taught her well.
So then I checked out of the Ticuan after 11 days. Oh yeah I was also playing golf during these days. I am back in the game again. $50 private lessons at Club Campestre.
Found an apartment signed a lease in two days. FUCK SD. Starting fixing it up with blankets towels decorations etc. Until I was able to move in. Settled into my new apartment and feel very blessed to have the privilege of moving to Tijuana. I do a lot more living there in 3 weeks than I do in 3 years in San Diego.
I went restaurant hopping everyday. Ate like a King. See pics below and then the icing on the cake is when I filled out my Global Entry renewal when I got home it was approved in TWO DAYS. I am good until 2028.
Life is getting better. Live Life Eat Ass. Thanks for reading.