Tijuana Escort Reports

[AmericanPi]

Been doing the Tijuana escort thing for a while now. Figured I'd give another agency a try. Tried Adult Baja.

Wow. This was possibly the worst experience with any business of any type I've had in years.

Agreed on a girl. Ana (proprietor) was cagey from the get-go. Very non-committal. Should've seen the signs. Made appointment for next day. Next day arrives. 1 hour before appointment, she tells me she's sending a different girl. Way too late to make other arrangements. I ask for pic of new girl. Just bad. Took the L and gritted my teeth and went with it.

Had appointment for next day also. Yes I should've canceled but I had the appointment. Shocker of all shockers. An hour before, tells me she's sending another girl. I asked for pic, it was not acceptable, and this time I put my foot down and say no. I'm getting as hot a girl or I'm not interested. She sends me photos of her weak little circle and then. Get this. Starts sending me pics of girls I recognize from other agency! Who knew they knew each other. That was interesting.

Anyways, after 2 last-minute bait and switches I have learned a few lessons.

1. This agency sucks.

2. They borrow from other crappy agencies or just pull street chicks.

3. Paying more does not mean better quality.

4. Cut your losses when you see things hitting the skids.

5. Stick to agencies you've had good experiences with.

[MamaGuevos]

Does anyone have experience with this chica? She has quite a body!

Assuming that she is not a post-op trannie (does anyone know? I have had some great experiences with female weight lifters. They have all had amazing sexual appetites. The last one I met was a Brazilian at New Scandalo in Malaga Spain. I was doing this chica doggie and about 10 minutes into it, she grabs my dick, pulls off the condom and sticks it in her ass. I wasn't certain how to respond to this moment, so I just kept going. It was certainly a moment to remember.

She ended up texting me repeatedly from Sao Paulo the next year, requesting airfare to the USA (she said she had a visa). I had a few chuckles imagining her pumping iron at the family oriented suburban gym where I am a member!

[MamaGuevos]

I am looking at some of the escorts on GoodGirls Tijuana, and some offer "MHM" as an extra. Can someone tell me what this means? I have gone through 10 pages of definitions on the Urban Dictionary, and somehow I doubt this is supposed to mean "Mexican Hot Mama". Thanks!

[BMo814]

Communicate with MLB PRIOR to going down to Tijuana so you connect via email. Then when in Tijuana simply use the email to communicate. You cannot access the MLB webpage down in Mexico.

MLB is probably the #1 on time most reliable service in Tijuana.

For me it is; shows the pics; best tln price; wide selection only had one chick I didn't dig from mlb (she is no longer advertised there).

[Artisttyp]

That's strange about no response from Mexico lindo bar the scheduler and I think owner Dennis is always responsive. One time I had a plane leave late from Bay Area to SD causing me to arrive late and he communicated with me consistently and the chick was there when I arrived. I like their service I like tln and you can't best the $300 deal at least that's what it was when I was there last August.

Communicate with MLB PRIOR to going down to Tijuana so you connect via email. Then when in Tijuana simply use the email to communicate. You cannot access the MLB webpage down in Mexico.

MLB is probably the #1 on time most reliable service in Tijuana.

[BMo814]

• CuminTJ - 130/ h.
  
  Booking: 5/5 - easy on WhatsApp, very responsive, fluent English, transparent comms.
  Photos: Very clear and very accurate. For Avi I assumed they were just bad photos and she might be super hot based on profile specs but that was not the case.
  Honey Service: 3/5. Acronyms were there except digits. Unshaved V which was surprising. English was nonexistent, service was mechanical.
  Avi Service: 2.5/5 this was an AM appointment and she had morning breath, skillwise I didn't feel like she knew what she was doing.
  Repeat: These performances weren't great but I'll have no problem using this agency again based on the ease of logistics and the high quality of the service I received last trip.

• Musas - 105-125/ h.
  
  Booking: 3/5 - whatsapp, generally responsive, understood English but not very professional or communicative.
  Photos: This was a bait and switch (or the photos were really old), I was expecting a petite pale blonde girl but received a curvy dark hair dark skin chick with an enormous back tattoo.
  Nadia Service: 2/5, 40 minutes late, didn't want to kiss, was lacking skillwise.
  Repeat: Maybe as a last resort. The pictures weren't even close.

• HotTijuana - 130-150/ h.
  
  Booking: 4/5 - easy through email, very responsive, comms were sparse but I didn't have any issues. Minus 1 because the website is from 1999.
  Photos: Photos are accurate but old. Bio says she's 24 which is a joke, she looks mid 30s. She's still hot though just more experienced pornstar than young model.
  Mavin Service: 4.5/5 good V and great headgame, knows her way around a D. English was OK. My favorite session.
  Repeat: Looking forward to it!

• MexicoLindoBar -150/h
  
  Booking: 0/5 - No whatsapp. I sent emails several days in advance and also when I arrived, they never responded which is surprising given their price point. This happened on my last visit too so wont bother with these guys again.

That's strange about no response from Mexico lindo bar the scheduler and I think owner Dennis is always responsive. One time I had a plane leave late from Bay Area to SD causing me to arrive late and he communicated with me consistently and the chick was there when I arrived. I like their service I like tln and you can't best the $300 deal at least that's what it was when I was there last August.

[TheRev]

Polly is a great choice. She's been around for a couple of years but she's one of the best providers in Tijuana. The only downside is that most girls will be a letdown after trying her. Don't expect that kind of mileage from other girls. But it's almost impossible to keep a list of active girls because they don't stick around for very long. Most girls only hang around for a few months, a few weeks, or even a few days. And the reality is that nobody really posts reviews because guys probably want to keep their favoritas to themselves.

Thanks for the heads up, I made the trip this past weekend and you were spot on, Polly is a can't miss. I'm not sure anyone is interested in a full review as there must be hundreds on this thread, but as a note she is probably as close to what you would think a porn star would be like, she can do anything you ask, and is not shy about anything. Eye contact as she DTs and sloppy as it should be. Again not a full review but just agreeing that she is a must see if you have not seen her before.

[John Clayton]

https://goodgirls.catalog.to/s/goodg...odgirls-tj/xqj

You're welcome!

Awesome! You are the bomb, thanks!

[Brotha LuvBone]

I'm not as experienced as the other brothers, but I thus happened a few weeks back, and they returned with a new link. I think they have a lot of turnover and trouble keeping their page updated.

I'm also coming through this Tuesday and Wednesday, and was looking to use their service.

There are plenty other options though, it seems.

https://goodgirls.catalog.to/s/goodg...odgirls-tj/xqj

You're welcome!

[Turgid]

What's up Turgid, have you stopped visiting Colombia? I have been enjoying Tijuana, but may plan a trip to MDE in the summer. I heard prices have been creeping up tho.

Haven't travelled since March, 2020. I resume this year with first trip being a warm up in the Dominican Republic. MDE's rocking right now and I should be down there just around the time you'll be there. I'm a casa man though and I intend to leave no stone unturned.

[ComesAndGoes]

Hate to be facetious but why pay for 50/60 yr olds? Its so easy to get them for free. With younger non-pros its harder to get them and also harder to get rid of them.

Where do you get them for free in Tijuana?

[Brotha LuvBone]

I will be heading through Tijuana on Friday. The Goodgirls website link has gone dead for me. Does anyone have a working link, or the phone number?

I'm not as experienced as the other brothers, but I thus happened a few weeks back, and they returned with a new link. I think they have a lot of turnover and trouble keeping their page updated.

I'm also coming through this Tuesday and Wednesday, and was looking to use their service.

There are plenty other options though, it seems.

[LuvMexicanas]

If you can dance well La Estrella Salon de Baile on Calle Sexta between Revo and Madero has several MILFS who go to meet guys and dance. Even if you are just willing to learn going to Gloria Bar in the Zona and dancing numerous songs with MILF types can lead to interesting in the room type experiences. I feel these two places are worth a shot.

MLB Escort Agency has some older mom MILFS. Although not as old but they fit the type.

I agree getting your pinga sucked by a granny BBBJ can be an awesome experience.

Interesting that you brought up La Estrella. As I was walking an escort to lunch, we walked right by it and she mentioned that I should take her dancing there.

[John Clayton]

I will be heading through Tijuana on Friday. The Goodgirls website link has gone dead for me. Does anyone have a working link, or the phone number?

[BlackThought]

Have you seen a MILF by herself and chatted her? I do it all the time. As recently as yesterday I was walking and said good morning to a slim one. We struck up a conversation but it got no further than that; I like to bang young hotties which I have to pay for. I can't recall meeting a GILF.

What's up Turgid, have you stopped visiting Colombia? I have been enjoying Tijuana, but may plan a trip to MDE in the summer. I heard prices have been creeping up tho.