Tijuana Escort Reports

[SeaBeeJoe]

NEVER pay up front. Always confirm MSOG. Once the money leaves your hands you are no longer in control of the session.

I paid up front in the past and I always regretted it ALWAYS!! I never do it now in fact I always insist on paying after, they the Chica says no I look for another girl.

[SeaBeeJoe]

Found this girl on MundoSexAnuncio, last digits 182, offering griego sin condom. I already had a week booked at Hotel Pueblo Amigo, so I reserved time with her. Frickin terrible!

Booked at 10 pm but took 2 hours to get here.

Checked in rather than just walking to the elevator.

Had to get cash from me to run back down and pay the Uber.

8/10 head.

Girl did not know how to ride a cock! Just hopped on top and sat there jiggling.

Put it in her butt using her lube and she couldn't take it more than a minute.

I came but now my fingers and cock have a funky smell that I need to power wash off!

I hear you bro I fucked like 4 girls from Musas and three of them had horrible stinky vaginas, smelled like 10 day old canned tuna. The bright side is the cutest one didn't have a stinky pus and was a great lay, only 18 at the time and dressed like a school girl with horned rimmed glasses. Her name was Revel. I repeated a few times with her.

[Punanista]

Hello gentlemen,

First time poster and visitor to Tijuana here.

I guess this is my first chance to make my dreams come true. Will fly in from CDMX to Tijuana on Sep 4th weekend late night. Been reading the different threads on various stuff and as a noob, I salute thee vets for your experiences posted here.

I'm 36 but still require the help of Tadalafil which is a cialis knock off to last longer, although Jr has no problems getting up. As I read, the Piri mercado seems like a good place to acquire pills but that is not going to be open by the time I land at 11.30 pm. Same with the liquor stores. I know pills and liquor don't go well together but I'd always like to keep them in the room for the visitor. Guess I can't get them both for Saturday night. Anyway to over come this?

Also, I'm planning to stay one night in a zona hotel to check KH, AB and the SGs and the next day in either Ticuan or Motel Premier to book agencies. Since this escapade might be a one time thing, I'm tempted to book one of their themed rooms. Any advices?

I will surely post my experiences when I'm there. Thanks in advance.

[SmallWeinerGuy]

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[JohnLucid]

Found this girl on MundoSexAnuncio, last digits 182, offering griego sin condom. I already had a week booked at Hotel Pueblo Amigo, so I reserved time with her. Frickin terrible!

Booked at 10 pm but took 2 hours to get here.

Checked in rather than just walking to the elevator.

Had to get cash from me to run back down and pay the Uber.

8/10 head.

Girl did not know how to ride a cock! Just hopped on top and sat there jiggling.

Put it in her butt using her lube and she couldn't take it more than a minute.

I came but now my fingers and cock have a funky smell that I need to power wash off!

[Phordphan]

I did, he said there is a nice hotel called american hotel, and took Holiday Inn behind la mansion, they are charging $110/ night. But I only need it couple of hrs. So decided to go to AB. But thanks, now I know where to go. Hope Villa Dorada and Motel Via are chica friendly!

The driver recommended a Hotel. You wanted a Motel. In Mexico there is a difference Hotels are just that. Hotels. Motels are short-time places that normally rent in 4-hour increments (there are overnight possibilities during the week at some). The are all "chica friendly," as that's the reason they exist. Villa Dorada and Via are both Motels, as are La Mansion and El Premier.

[Santij]

There are all sorts of hotels in the area. Couldn't you have asked your taxi driver to recommend a couple of others? Motel Via is just down the Via Rapida from Premier. Villa Dorada is just down the via rapida from Motel Via. Motel Tijuana is right in the 5 why 10 area. Motel Paraiso is right in Centro, although it's a dump compared to the others. There are about 10,000 other, smaller, motels. You'll see the signs all over advertising rooms starting around 200 or 300 pesos.

The motels get really busy around 8 pm, although I'm surprised they had zero rooms. They might also be short staffed during the week, They may not be able to keep the rooms cleaned fast enough.

I did, he said there is a nice hotel called american hotel, and took Holiday Inn behind la mansion, they are charging $110/ night. But I only need it couple of hrs. So decided to go to AB. But thanks, now I know where to go. Hope Villa Dorada and Motel Via are chica friendly!

[Captain Solo]

Train only runs 2 or 3 trips per day, costs more and takes longer, sometimes late. It stops at the depot in downtown SD and you have to take the trolley to the border.

Buses run about every hour from 6 AM to 10 PM from LA straight to San Ysidro. Besides Greyhound there are other discount bus lines on the same route. Google them.

Car is the quickest and more flexible with time going and returning. Traffic is tame, just be careful with pot holes and high curbs that can really damage your car. With SENTRI cars can cross back within 10-15 minutes, without SENTRI the car line is 2 to 3 hours wait every night.

[SmallWeinerGuy]

I don't like the idea of having a car in Tijuana or leaving a car at the border for days at a time so I took a greyhound.

• General Tijuana logistics
  -Greyhound from LA to TJ - 7/10 - price is excellent, drops you off right at the ped bridge.
  -The only reason I didn't take a train was because all the talk of "trolley" turned me off (I assumed like a san Francisco cable car) but upon passing it, it looks basically like a regular train which seems great so maybe I'll do that next time
  -Hotel Ticuan seems good so far, my only complaint is they've blocked the web domains for MLB and CuminTJ (maybe some others) so more hassle than it needs to be. Luckily I already had karelia at CIT lined up before my trip

• Karelia @ CuminTJ
  -Booking - a breeze through whatsapp, the booker was much more responsive and helpful than the other agencies I've contacted
  -Timeliness - close to the session was told she'd be here in 10-15 minutes but took ~45
  -Is it her in the pics? - Yes but the pictures seem old. If I'm being honest I find her more attractive than the pics. In the pics she seems like a young slutty model (which is definitely hot) but IRL she is a healthy sexy woman which is an even bigger turn on for me
  -Service - She's amazing. Aside from the acronyms, she rubbed her body against my namesake when we were kissing, she sucked my fingers during The Deed, put my hands all over her body (sometimes idk what to do with my hands), and nuzzled me in between sessions. A true GFE and I hope all the women in TJ give this kind of service
  -English - her profile says "little English" which may as well be a lie, i was struggling with my broken Spanish the whole time and she didn't say a word in English

I would have absolutely no problem repeating, but since this is my first time in Tijuana will try some other chicas first.

[Dcrist0527]

Can you give us some intel on pricing and chica quality please?

It's not cheap. Hopefully I uploaded the picture of their pricing correctly. Chica quality and quantity varies. They do a lineup you can choose from. I've always found 1 or 2 that were very attractive to me. I'm fairly sure you could just politely say I'll be back later if nothing suits you. As I mentioned in another thread, you'll have your choice from between 2 and 10 chicas in the lineup. I'd say most are 7's. And while it's not always important to some, I've found the girls to have great personalities.

[Member #4730]

No I left. It was only a $10 session but its the principal that matters.

It winds up she used to work in a higher end strip club with tourist visitors but "somehow" she wound up on skid row doing $10 tricks. I wonder why.

Yeah bad customer service. She needs to retake customer service 101.

[Artisttyp]

So I take it you didn't get serviced? !

No I left. It was only a $10 session but its the principal that matters.

It winds up she used to work in a higher end strip club with tourist visitors but "somehow" she wound up on skid row doing $10 tricks. I wonder why.

[Member #4730]

I've done this before. It backfired once on me in Guatemala. The chica tried to NEG me on agreed services and we both reached for the cash at the same time. There was a light struggle. She took a few bills but I left with most of them.

Note to self:

Place bills on a high ledge not easily accessible.

So I take it you didn't get serviced? I've only been ripped off by USA Providers. I can just picture waving some cash over my head to show them proof of funds and then doing the deed similar to how greyhounds chase a rabbit around a track. Hitting it from behind while they try to grab the cash over their head. So funny!

[Artisttyp]

If the girl insists on getting paid upfront -- show her the money out and put in place where she can see but not take it, and let her know it is waiting for her once she completes the deed. Always works for me. I would never give her money before the job is done.

I've done this before. It backfired once on me in Guatemala. The chica tried to NEG me on agreed services and we both reached for the cash at the same time. There was a light struggle. She took a few bills but I left with most of them.

Note to self:

Place bills on a high ledge not easily accessible.

[AmorPorFavor]

Never did the haircut. I usually get the 1 hour massage and 1 hour room with jacuzzi package. I can't remember the number. The massages have ranged from just average to spectacular. Usually minimal teasing but one definitely was a very nice pregame. LOL.

Can you give us some intel on pricing and chica quality please?