Thread: Meat Loaf in Nicaragua
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03-30-10 17:05 #1129
Posts: 4Inspirational speaker
This is said so perfectly!
I have believed this always!
Originally Posted by Meat Loaf
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03-30-10 15:40 #1128
Posts: 2374Originally Posted by Meat LoafLast edited by Golfinho; 03-31-10 at 14:27. Reason: punctuation correction
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03-30-10 13:55 #1127
Posts: 2149Grading / Rating Females, pt. 1
Just like school, five (5) grades are available: "A", "B", "C", "D", and "F".
(Below are some of the characteristics of each grade.)
Grade "F" Hoes:
Fat and sloppy.
Skinny and wrinkle.
Economically poor.
Family of leaches.
Liars
No Ambition.
Ugly.
Stupid.
Worthless; No Loyal.
Children by Multiple Fathers.
"Baby Daddies" of ill-repute (ie. criminals, unemployed, substance abuse, etc.)
Grade "D" Hoes:
Debt.
Ugly.
Stupid.
Liars.
Sloppy body.
Family of leaches.
Children by Multiple Fathers.
Grade "C" Hoes:
Employed.
Industrious Family.
Debt.
Functional Family.
Occupational Potential.
College Degree.
Children.
Grade "B" Hoes:
Debt.
College Degree.
Conversation.
Physical Fitness.
Seductive.
Career / Professional.
Family Lineage.
Children.
Grade "A" Hoes:
Net Worth.
No Children.
No Cellulite.
College Degree with Advanced Degrees.
Language Fluency.
Career / Professional.
Cultured.
No Children.
Above are some sample qualities of each grade level.
Truth is, most of the population is active in the market of "D", "C", and "B" Hoes! Grade "A" Hoes are not given access to pikers: Grade "A" hoes are the leaders of society, bonafide.
So, what you have are some Grade "D" Hoes placing you on the caballo program. Along with society and legislation. The same holds true for Grade "C" and Grade "B" Hoes.
I, Meat Loaf, am honestly a Grade "C" (ie. 77%) - Grade "B+" (ie. 86%). I can only dream and write posts about getting a Grade "A" Hoe from the Nicaraguan and USA Elites. "I must work my jelly" which has a bitter flavour of racism and oppression. So, I must compete against caballos for Grade "D", Grade "C", and Grade "B" Hoes.
I'm getting more-and-more "cold" on a B.I.T.C.H. Why? It's about S.U.R.V.I.V.A.L.
What are your qualities for the various grade levels, ISG Lurker?
Too Short, "Pimpology": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNiou...eature=related
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03-30-10 13:40 #1126
Posts: 2149The Male Must Be Down-and-Dirty
To win in the arena of male - female relations, the male must be "Down and Dirty." Why? 'Cause the deck is stacked against the male to an almost insurmountable level.
Female Development: (1) Born and nurtured into thinking that appearance is everything. (2) The programming of a wedding, which is a "trap" or "long-term p*ssy rental." (3) The notion that bearing offspring is somehow an admirable feat and that it is the only sign of a womanhood. In contrast, manhood simply involves paying the bills (ie. supporting your wife and offspring.)
Societal Enforcement: (1) The marriage contract will place the male at 50% exposure. (2) Child support will place the male at a 20% annuity. (3) Upon divorce, the male is evicted. (4) Upon custodial separation, which the male never had custody, he can obtain "visitation."
Male Gender: Males are caballos and don't learn until it's too late. When males awaken they realize that their productive years (ie. 20s - 50s) were exploited by a female who was born and nurtured into selling the p*ssy to the highest-bidder and with the least duties. They want "bobos."
In short, the deck is stacked against the male by the (1) female gender who represent 50% of the population. Seeking approval from the "enemy" will never enable the male to "win." (2) Society leads the male astray via legislation that blatantly tells him in text (ie. black-and-white letters) that the male is disposable in all activities concerning male - female relations. (3) The male gender (ie. fathers, uncles, friends, associates, and others) are all caballo and therefore are pulling their respective loads. Either they are in misery and want company; they are uneducated concerning females; or they are dazed-and-confused and step inline for pay-2-play.
To "win" with females the male must be down-and-dirty!
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03-30-10 13:29 #1125
Posts: 2149Originally Posted by Zingadoon
I don't know which is more valuable: (1) Meat Loaf Cock Tales / Tells / Tails or (2) Visual and Audio Stimulation?
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03-29-10 20:56 #1124
Posts: 2374Originally Posted by Meat Loaf
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03-29-10 14:11 #1123
Posts: 2149Continuuosly Expanding Oportunities (C.E.O.)
Originally Posted by Eric7
Glad to see that you are still around.
If you notice the time of my postings they always happen around 5 - 8 a.m. when I'm getting set-up at my computer for the North American workday.
It only takes me a few minutes, less than 30, to write these posts and stories. Besides, I use it a little "batting practice" to push the envelope on ISG.
I do have "bad news" for those admirers of my postings: Meat Loaf will no longer post stories. Instead, Meat Loaf is entering the field of photography and video with signed 'release forms" which will enable Meat Loaf to build-up photo galleries.
SLR Cameras, lenses, umbrellas, reflectors, canvases, light kits, props, and models / actors will gain Meat Loaf's focus.
Meat Loaf will allow his camera(s) to do the communicating!
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03-28-10 20:25 #1122
Posts: 2374Originally Posted by Meat Loaf
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03-28-10 11:20 #1121
Posts: 140Legendary
Dude
I cannot hold back any longer.....
You are a legend in your own mind, and what a mind it must be.
I can only respect a "C.E.O." as you claim, that has as much time to devote to all the various topics on this board.
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03-28-10 10:52 #1120
Posts: 2149Originally Posted by Zingadoon
I tell them hoes to give me a "B.J." for free! I don't offer to pay them anything. I stopped that. Why? 'Cause they are so voludo(a) (ie. lazy) that they want the easy way out.
They have 0% effort and are more than happy to lay on their back for up to 1-hour and earn C$300. If they were wait staff that would require 6-days of 8-hour per day labour for such earnings.
Everyone knows that Meat Loaf has money! All of the hoes know that Meat Loaf aint giving them any of his money. These hoes get angry and jealous when they see Meat Loaf on the circuit and not purchasing their whares. Or worse, hit the p*ssy 1-time and keep moving on to the next vicho.
I like "Zingadoon."
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03-27-10 17:22 #1119
Posts: 2374Originally Posted by Meat Loaf
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03-27-10 12:04 #1118
Posts: 2149Acero
Acero (ie. steel) is the generalization of Meat Loaf. Not too ashamed to ask a Nicaraguan for un peso. Not too ashamed to knock on a Nicaraguan's door in search of a free meal. Not too ashamed to make Nicaraguans pull caballo.
I am not going to be bringing G8 money into Nicaragua and not have them generate for my presence within this Land of Lakes and Volcanoes.
Pinche.
Acero.
Tacano.
Don't ask 'cause you aint getting sh*t and that goes for ninos, abuela y putas.
Meat Loaf operates with 0% heart and is cold and hard as steel (ie. acero.)
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03-27-10 12:01 #1117
Posts: 2149They Stole my Ice Cream
The other day I had them "chicken heads" at the mansion and gave them US $4 to purchase groceries at the neighboring venta. They attacked my kitchen. They found a package of "Kool Aid" and chose to make themselves a drink, without permission. Water, agua lada, was and always is available. Them hoes asked for some Coca-Cola and I told them, "Hell No!"
After I boned the Chela on one of my King Size beds within the mansion under the cool breeze of aire conditioning, she asked if she could have some ice cream. I told the hoe, "Hell No!"
Two (2) days later I went into the freezer to eat myself some ice cream that was purchased with G8 earnings. To my surprise, I found a spoon inside of the ice cream container.
Nicaraguans.
Just like the mangos they stole from my tree.
It wasn't enough that I was nice and them hoes cook my lunch which they were also privy to indulge, but they had to steal some "Kool Aid" and ice cream too boot.
That's why I give them- Nicaraguans- as little as required to get the job done / goodies!
I saw the hoe on the street this week and she asked me for a soda. I told her, "Hell No!" She replied that I am acero (ie. steel.)
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03-27-10 11:48 #1116
Posts: 2149Originally Posted by Zingadoon
It is so much work finding these Chicas Nicas; listening to their lies; listening to them ask the Gringo for money; and other contact. It is work! Full-time.
The last time I was on the circuit for Chicas Nicas was in December 2009. Now, I'm returning to the game with more focus and intensity.
I must separate the wheat from the chaff.
I'll take a G8 hoe and USA-hoe any day of the week over a Chica Nica. They are 100% expense with 0% reward other than my sense of grandeur.
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03-26-10 20:39 #1115
Posts: 2374Originally Posted by Meat Loaf