Meat Loaf in Nicaragua

[Meat Loaf]

I tell you that the color of one's skin when of a darker hue means you're never forgotten or ignored.

Flew out of Mexico City Benito Juarez airport to the USA. Although I've been in-and-out of Mexico for the past several weeks, my immigration status was "mojado (ie. Wetback) from the trip last week. In a reciprical manner, I was their country illegally and had to pay a fine of US $100.

As I paid the fine, la Migra Mexicana made a phone call to the Policia Federal and other Mexican government databases to verify any outstanding warrants. They also ran my fingerprints.

Although I preside with corporate offices in the country of Mexico; although I earned an MBA in Mexico; although I've legally lived in Mexico for 6+ years, it never amazes me as to stereotypes / prejudice / racial profiling concerning law enforcement.

What made me think that skin-tone/ racial profiling / stereotypes were at play? The other people that were paying their US $100 fines were of lighter hues and I did not hear nor see la Migra calling Policia Federal to check for outstanding warrants. Only Meat Loaf received such attention. Why? You know why!

Within the past few weeks I've documented the acts of law enforcement in North America when Meat Loaf is concerned (ie. Skin tone.) In contrast, Nicaraguan law enforcement never molested Meat Loaf. Instead, Nicaraguan law enforcement preys upon those of a lighter hue. It felt great to witness / benefit from "reverse discrimination." I miss those "good 'ol days."

The funny thing is that I am one of the most documented individuals both domestically and internationally and therefore find the attention I receive from law enforcement as nothing more a societal show of the "Black Man" under the watchful eye / thumb of law enforcement due to their / our "criminal propensities." That's what makes the situation absurd: Embarrassment. Racial profiling with a 500-year track record!

[Golfinho]

Truth is: p*ssy is p*ssy and no female is better than the next.

When you f*ck women, more than 1, it is all the same!

Bianca Jagger, ca. 1970. A prime Grade "A" Nica! Seek 'Best of Breed' in whatever country you visit. For Fun. Only. What more is there to it: Marriage? Caballo? That enters not at all into the equation.

Go for quantity over quality, and you conclude: 'p*ssy is p*ssy and no female is better than the next.'

[Meat Loaf]

Keep on postin'.

You need to place all of your posts in a book.

It'll sell a kahmillion copies!

Yeah, Jinotega is small, that's half the reason I want to go.

If my girl comes with me great, if she comes later great, if she stays with her family and garbage dump of over 20 years for a backyard, well that's just fine too.

It has always amazed me. These people, everywhere in the region, would NEVER wear a shirt two days in a row without washing it first. Meticulous in their clean dress and appearance. Yet, all over, you step into their homes and it's cobwebs upon the ceiling and walls, spitting on the floor, filth and disorder just everywhere.

I know there are exceptions.

I learned early on that readers do view my postings as literary works. This was blessed upon Meat Loaf by "Julio Frippo" who came to Managua bearing his published book, a stack of prior Meat Loaf posts bound in a binder, and other gratitude.

Many people do print their favorite Meat Loaf post for bedtime readings!

I never read my postings after I write them! I write them on the spot and keep progressing forward. Many use Meat Loaf posts as education while some may be plotting Meat Loaf's demise in the area of "Character and Fitness."

Lots of you guys are avid readers of all subjects and I never realized that until I met many of you. And then these gentleman present to me their respective published works in magazines, books, and other formats.

Hence, I guess ISG is more than just a location for Meat Loaf to brag-and-boast, but serves as a literary community with the dominant theme being sex / "tricking" / etcetera.

[Meat Loaf]

Sr. Meatloaf,

In the scorecard of '300 - 500 vichas slain!', provide breakdown per Grade of 'Ho?

(We can scale adjust to account Nica factor)

Grades Available: A, B, C, D, F

Truth is: Every female, in the eyes of society, is an "A. " Just look at divorce court, child custody court, child support court, domestic violence, "single mom" glamour, etcetera.

You the male are the "F" based upon income and caballo status. If you pull any load for a female and her offspring then you may raise your grade. Of course, giving her your paycheck may also raise your grade.

Truth is: P*ssy is P*ssy! Why? 'Cause as the male you are the caballo or society's soccer ball to be punted around. Hence, p*ssy is p*ssy and no female is better than the next.

If you are a sucker, like most of you readers, and signed away your freedom and masculinity for 1-piece of p*ssy, then when you do get a piece of a**, you want the best. Of course, you don't qualify for the best.

When you f*ck women, more than 1, it is all the same!

It is nothing more than a simple transaction!

To answer your question, "Zingadoon: " Almost all girls in Nicaragua are Grade "D" or Grade "F". Why? No occupation, no education, multiple offspring by looser Chicos Nicos, no aspirations, the kangaroo pouch, and other Nicaraguan Societal Characteristics. FACT.

So, Nicaragua is nothing more than a p*ssy junk yard where you scavage for product to recycle.

Look wise: Only about 5. 7 different facial and body structures exist in Nicaragua.

A b*tch that looks good with the above grade is still garbage in the eyes of Meat Loaf.

Fat hoes, skinny hoes, brown hoes, white hoes, dumb hoes, dumber hoes: It doesn't matter 'cause it is a simple transaction.come-and-Go. Transaction. Too many people want a transaction to become a lifetime purchase in numerous societies.

When I say transaction, I am referring to the interaction and not exchange of monies.

In contrast, Mexico City has Grade "A", Grade "B", and of course Grade "F" hoes, but the "F" hoes are looked upon and recognize that they are loosers. Hence, we don't interact.

Nicaragua is nothing more than bullsh*t b*tches looking / expecting a "free ride. " And Meat Loaf won 'cause he didn't pull caballo or provide any hoe the refuge program for her 3-generations of "do nothings! "

Sincerely,

Meat Loaf

[Golfinho]

Nothing impressive to Meat Loaf after 4-years of Chicas Nicas and 300. 500 vichos slain!

Sr. Meatloaf,

In the scorecard of '300 - 500 vichas slain!', provide breakdown per Grade of 'Ho?

(We can scale adjust to account Nica factor)

[BluntForceTrauma]

Keep on postin'.

You need to place all of your posts in a book.

It'll sell a kahmillion copies!

Yeah, Jinotega is small, that's half the reason I want to go.

If my girl comes with me great, if she comes later great, if she stays with her family and garbage dump of over 20 years for a backyard, well that's just fine too.

It has always amazed me. These people, everywhere in the region, would NEVER wear a shirt two days in a row without washing it first. Meticulous in their clean dress and appearance. Yet, all over, you step into their homes and it's cobwebs upon the ceiling and walls, spitting on the floor, filth and disorder just everywhere.

I know there are exceptions.

[Meat Loaf]

I would think these posts should be in the Mexico forum.

Yeah, I thought about that, but Jackson has not issued my own thread void of geography. Hence, I will continue to post on my thread although it says Nicaragua.

Also, to start over on a new thread is of very little value since Meat Loaf posts are all about how Meat Loaf is mongering / living.

[Iddfs]

I would think these posts should be in the Mexico forum.

[Meat Loaf]

After approximately 1-week of searching for a space heater, I reprieved. After approximately 3-weeks of being cold (ie. 55. 70F. Degrees), I reprieved.

Sitting my canton with blanket and cold, I gained the courage to leave! My taxi driver has learned of my dislike for Cd. Mexico. I have learned a lot about how I will / want to live my life!

First, I'm born and reared in Chicago, USA, and cannot justify living in any city where the mid-summer (ie. July) temperature requires winter coats, boots, and 2. 3 layers of clothing!

I gained the courage to leave my house in search of warmer weather: With 1-pair of sweatpants, 1-pair of blue jeans, and 1- pair of sweat shorts, I ventured a few blocks to a "clip joint. "

I saw this "clip joint" in the taxi as I searched for a store that sold space heaters.

Mc Frank: http://www.uoutube.com/watch? V=CGDx...wsM&playnext=1

I entered the joint after walking a few blocks in the rain. Typical USA-style strip club. The waiter gave me the drink menu: After reviewing the drink menu, I decided that it was going to be a "Big Drink" night. Entonces, I exited and went to the ATM.

With MX $4000 / US $320 in hand, I returned!

Ordering Buchannas for MX $1, 500 / US $120, I grabbed a seat!

Memories of Cd. Juarez and the Narcos that drink Buchannas was my thought!

[b]PIMP: http://www.Youtube.com/watch? V=gRv4...wsM&playnext=1

Eager to serve "carne blanca, " the waiter brought over hoes. After a few I instructed him to "deme lugar. "

Persistence, persistence, y persistence proved the day: A sexy, chichona, nalgona, piernota con tortillas grandes y pelo rubio sat down alongside Meat Loaf.

Viewing my bottle of Buchannas made the hoes assume that I was foolish in spending habits and they too could fleece a player. Negra!

The b*tch convinced Meat Loaf to purchase her a beer for MX $195 / US $16. I know! I know! Believe you me, I know! Nonetheless, I made the purchase. Over the course of the evening I purchased the hoe US $200 in beer.

I justified this evening's expense as a one-time event. For I, Meat Loaf, do not spend money on hoes for sight, but maybe for some p*ssy. But p*ssy is free so I can't pay-to-play.

I decided that I had nothing to loose and opened-up on the chavala. I told her about Meat Loaf in Nicaragua. She was intrigued. I even revealed to her that I f*cked about 500 girls within 4 years! She was impressed and cautious.

We spoke about suckers like you that trick all of their money! We spoke about how "Big Pimpin'" is fun! She spoke about how she enjoys fleecing suckers like you, but acknowledged that I, Meat Loaf, am no sucker.

JRay513, "She Pay Me: "http://www.Youtube.com/watch? V=Frop...ext=1&index=21

To the table alongside me was some young guey buying table dances for MX $100 / US $8. I could not justify such a waste of money just to grope a hoe. Gringo please.

We spoke for approximately 7-hours at my expense. She gave me her digits. All in all it was not worth the expense of MX $4, 000 / US $320, but was and will serve as a 1-time expense for Mexico City.

This veteran clucker was sweating a P. I. M. P. All night for a US $8 beer and I finally bought her one 'cause she did not have 1 client all night. During her beer a good rap song came on and Meat Loaf started to dance. Some gueys in front of me started joking with me. The hoe jumped the gun in an attempt to defend Meat Loaf from this hospitality and threw ice cubes at the gueys. The big guey raised up and started cursing out the puta. Management came over and told the hoe she was fired. Meat Loaf drank the rest of her beer as to not engage in alcohol abuse.

A few minutes later Meat Loaf joined their table and conversed. Jokes and other gestures were had. They informed me to visit "Queens" in Zona Rosa for "Top Flight" cum buckets. Upon their departure they gave me the remnants of their tequila bottle which was 50%.

At my table at 5 am, I sat drinking Buchannas and Tequila. Por fin, I left the establishment.

Walking back to my alchante / crib / canton, Mexican police rolled up on Meat Loaf.

Policia Chilanga: Hey guey, por que estas tomando en la calle.

Meat Loaf: No estoy tomando, caminando a mi casa.

Policia Chilanga: Cuidate guey.

Meat Loaf: Claro que si oficiales.

All-in-all it was a non-special evening. I must confess that after crushing 300. 500 p*ssies within 4-years, I do not get impressed or excited about p*ssy. It's all the same and recyclable as I discussed with the hoe who earned US $200 for drinking beer with Meat Loaf.

I told her about my image and reputation and that I cannot be a sucker like you, but this purchase served as research or consultation.

I must admit that last night's events have given Meat Loaf the charge / energy needed to attack these chilangas on the street. Entonces, I went to Bellas Artes this morning via the subway and was scoping the rucas hard.

Will Meat Loaf win in Cd. De Mexico? Probably not. Why? Lack of interest as he counts the days on the calendar for departure to Brazil and a warmer climate.

[b]JRay513, "I Need a ****": http://www.youtube.com/watch? V=A1WM...eature=related

[Meat Loaf]

It is too cold for Meat Loaf to reside in Mexico City. Daily, in the month of June, the temperature is 55 - 70 degrees. The populace SURVIVE with parka jackets, boots, and sweaters. And it is the dead of Summer!

With concrete walls and tiled floors, your housing unit will be colder than the outside temperature. Not being able to live in such a manner, I went to Walmart to purchase a space heater in July!

As I hailed a taxi from Walmart in downtown Mexico City, I noticed SW wearing "coochie cutter" shorts in the cold and hold an umbrella to fight the rain.

Around the corner were more hembras (ie. wh*res.)

¿Cuanto vale? 200 - 300 pesitos.

How convenient, make grocery and other purchases at Walmart and purchase a piece-of-p*ssy upon exit.

For Meat Loaf, purchasing prostitutes in Mexico is foolish! There are so many chavas (ie. 50 million with 50% under the age of 18) that a male can and should juggle females. Gigalo!

Building a stable of 3 - 5 chilangas via the dating circuit is more beneficial and economical than P4P which can cost anywhere from US $20 - US $200 cada polvo.

No thanks, I'll get hoes the old fashion way: Mouthpiece!

[Meat Loaf]

Made another trip to Matamorros - Brownsville, North America, and stood in line for 1-hour to pass US Customs. The clerk was investigating everyone similar to a proctologist. My turn came.

Migra Gringa: What were you doing in Mexico?
Meat Loaf: I live in D.F.
Migra Gringa: How long have you lived there?
Meat Loaf: Two weeks.
Migra Gringa: What do you do for a living?
Meat Loaf: (I know people of ignorance have a hard / difficult time believing that I perform the occupational endeavors that I maintain, but that's why they are "bananos" or desechable. In the words of my confident, "they can't believe you especially the way you dress in jogging suits and gym shoes similar to Al Sharpon in the old days." LOL. Travel attire is for comfort.) The answer was given.
Migra Gringa: Go over to secondary inspection.
Migra Gringa at Secondary: Do you have drugs, weapons, or edibles?
Meat Loaf: No.
Migra Gringa at Secondary: What are you going to do here?
Meat Loaf: Response was given.
Migra Gringa at Secondary: (She wrote down my itinerary onto a note pad.) You may enter your "home country" or "country of citizenship", the USA.

Meat Loaf enters the USA and attends his appointments. At every intersection, Meat Loaf notices law enforcement following his person. This occurred for about 45-minutes.

Did la Migra Gringa write down my itinerary and notify other law enforcement officials to follow my footsteps or was this a coincidence?

I aint got time for the nonsense and ignorants: Drugs? That's "chump change" compared to the US $300 million that changes hands daily in the CBOT Grain Room within 3:45 minutes. Guns? Concealed Carry Handgun licenses are available to applicants with reciprocity throughout the US.

Patience is Required for the Ignorant!

[Meat Loaf]

USA-based acquaintances of ignorance and / or caballos attempt to lure / educate Meat Loaf as to benefits of USA-based residence to void!

At age 35, I'm catching my stride of power, economics, and international exposure. My position within the USA is moot and well protected. That's first-nature while overseas represents new markets, challenges, and opportunities. But these acquaintances are competitive with Meat Loaf on the soil of the fruited plain: I crush them anyway and maintain my position among the "Top 5%" anyway, from abroad!

So, I look and listen to these caballos of similar age with a few more years. And these caballos may believe that they are achieving, but they are actually losing. What other choice do they have: For if they attempt to enter my realm they will get destroyed upon "caballo exit" and fail due to lack of preparation. While they pulled caballo, I developed and built infrastructure for "Alpha Male" dominance.

Caballos: Married and with children at age 35. For their lifetime earnings and assets are exposed to a 50% assessment upon departure. For the child support assessment of 20% of future monthly earnings for 20-years. When they depart the female, they will be at "ground zero" having to develop their flock / crew / stable of females to date / romance / f*ck. Worse yet, they will be financially uncompetitive in the chase for females. Worser than that, they will be mentally / emotionally scared from the dissolution of their caballo role. In summary, they are trapped! And screwed!

Meat Loaf: I have 0% female legally attached to my lifetime earnings and assets. I have 0% exposure on the 20% assessment of future earnings. I am much more advanced and competitive to slay p*ssy. And then I'm international which allows me to choose my game / market / victims / or hoes, whereas they are stuck with their purchase and "buyer's remorse" is non-admissible for males!

For any advice / attempt / conversation they attempt to offer / create is "failed discourse. "

While the married caballo at 35 looses value with time, mongering Meat Loaf gains!

While they pull the cart of another and many times society, I am unattached to anyone's load.

Simply stated, the caballo is not competitive. For they may spend all of their money attempting to gain / keep access to their #1 girl; I am unemotional to any female!

Misery loves company: Caballos love a full stable of companions.

While the hoes chase Meat Loaf to fleece his lifetime earnings, Meat Loaf plays the hoes as disposable!

While hoes desire to reign Meat Loaf for caballo, Meat Loaf "bucks a b*tch" in the chest!

As I catch stride, hoes with prior experience making caballos think they can make another. Hoes looking for the "free ride" based upon a lifetime of work and calculations find a closed door! And let's not forget that females loose value with age.

So, a girl married to a caballo who possesses 35 years of age is to in her thirties and loosing value with each day. Hence, hoes with diminishing value are desirous of leeching onto someone with increasing value.

Hoe Please!

And the caballo is forced to rebuild again, except he has her leeching for 20-years based upon child support payments.

Now, why would I even engage a "caballo trainer"?

Caballo males loose value w/ time: Single males gains value w/ time: Females loose value w /time.

Everytime I hold communication with USA-based caballos, I am re-affirmed that "Mongering Meat Loaf" made / is making the correct decision!

Go Caballo Go, I'm Jealous!

[Meat Loaf]

Noticed a cute-and-juicy morena in the row before me. To my left, across the aisle was a young guedo. The bus was about 15% occupied.

I fell asleep as we passed through a Mexican Army checkpoint located within the city of Matamoros. Four hours later I arose and saw the morena hermosa reclined alongside the guedo. She was laughing, they were reclined side-by-side, and the bus was dark as no lighting was being used during the madrugada. I knew something sexual was going to "pop off. "

In my seat located directly across the aisle, I turned my body 45 degrees as to engage in voyerism! She talked, he listened. I could not help but tell myself that this guy is working hard by listening to her talk for the four hours I was asleep. At first I was a little jealous, but then I asked myself if I could or would listen to her talk for 4-hours? No, I would not have the patience.

I knew something was going to happen.

About 1-hour into my viewing, he made a move: Face-to-face, side-by-side, and fully reclined 165 degrees they began to kiss. The kissed for about 2-hours with him mounting her to "dry hump. "

The sexual frustration of Meat Loaf accumulated. And I thought she was cute to boot.

After 5-hours of listening to her talk, play with her cellphone, and another 2-hours of kissing, I lost my respect for this novato. F*ck the hoe is what I signaled to him from my seat.

She is necia and was on him like "too tight underwear, " "white on rice, " or a white-USA girl on NBA players! Too much work for Meat Loaf.

I kept hoping and waiting for him to pull out his "pancho. " For I, Meat Loaf, would have presented her my barra de carne to eat in the seat.

They began to masturbate one another through the clothing and thought something could jump off then. I was beginning to tire of watching this voyerist moment, but kept my my clued on them for free entertainment.

As her stop, San Luis Potosi, approached she made her move. She took the guedo into the female bathroom for about 15-minutes. They returned and I stated, "por fin! "

San Luis Potosi arrived and she gave him a kiss of endearment. For some reason, she couldn't make eye contact with Meat Loaf as I said, "adios morena linda. "

Immediately, I asked what and how this happened. He said, "no se: un regalito de viaje. " "A la puta, " was exclaimed by Meat Loaf.

He told me that she invited herself into his seat within ten minutes of leaving the bus station. She was hungry for some "bus ridin' lovin'. " 23 years of age is what she possesses. The exchanged contact information.

He and I discussed these events that I witnessed and he experienced. He will call her next week in Matamoros for some more action, but knows that she is necia and to keep her at a distance.

We both laughed at how it was him and not I to be chosen for this regalito of suck-and-f*ck in the bus bathroom, but that's how the lottery goes.

How often does she do this 'cause she started her conquest / gift / need for attention 10-minutes after leaving the bus station? Then again, genital warts are lifetime luggage so I am not too jealous or upset.

Meat Loaf need to score 1-week into his Mexican relocation!

[Meat Loaf]

Arrived in Matamoros and did what I had to do in Brownsville, Texas, USA, concerning technology and returned to Matamoros.

With that Meat Loaf confidence you have grown to admire, I went into the barrios and pulled-up a chair at a few different cantinas. Talking with the "gueys, " I drank Carta Blanca Caguamas and listened to Nortenas. Ate some good food: Enchiladas verde con bistec.

Later that day I made my way to two strip clubs: Ceviche and Elite.

Viewing Mexican hoes is such a nice relief after viewing Chicas Nicas for 4-years. Chicas Nicas aren't really that cute, but since that's what you see everyday they grow on you. Only about 5. 8 facial and body structures exist in Nicaragua.

The strip clubs were nothing spectacular. They play a mix of Mexican and USA rock-n-roll songs. The broads were stripper quality and the ambiance was one of USA standards.

Discovered one wh*re house during the day selling services for MX $400 / US $35 cada polvo. Not bad! Compare to Nicaraguan prices of C$ 150 / US $8, it is a markup, but then one earns more in Mexico and therefore it is only a little more expensive. 100% better quality of existence and lifestyle.

I did not partake in any vicho. I was up there to handle my business and that's it.

In summary, nothing is jumping off in Matamoros other than the drug war. After my recent trip to Cd. Juarez, Chihuahua, Mexico, a few weeks ago and witnessing the boredom, it appears that the Mexican. USA border aint doing much in the arena of putas. It isn't worth a "trip to hit."

Good hot weather, pregnant chavas, nd close proximity to the USA is what they were offering. Nothing impressive to Meat Loaf after 4-years of Chicas Nicas and 300. 500 vichos slain!

[Meat Loaf]

Entering the border state that boasts the cities of Nuevo Laredo, Reynosa, Matamoros, and Tampico is Tamaulipas. Many may know of Tamaulipas as the border state along the Gulf of Mexico or as the home of the "Las Zetas" drug cartel. Just on Tuesday, 70 dead bodies were discovered!

So, the Mexican Army is fighting the drug war in Tamaulipas and walks the streets with AK-47 and M-16 military weaponry! They also are looking for loads of illegal narcotics headed for the USA where the "dope fiens" reside.

Once you arrive in Tamaulipas you will notice Military bases set-up alongside the highway. Temporary tent cities.

La Migra Mexicana boards the buses and checks Meat Loaf's passport, yet again. I am beginning to become real comfortable with Mexican Immigration officials "checking out" My detention based upon visual skin tone. I encourage them to view that "Business Visa" stamp: I encourage them to look at the Mexican government identification from Cd. Juarez.

Mexican Army officials board the buses with AK-47 in hand to view the passengers in search of "rabbits running scared. "

I found it pretty interesting that they checked pasaporte documenation al norte, but it is what it is.