Meat Loaf in Nicaragua

[Chilicabro]

finding other internationalist is a challenge unless one is in certain locations like panama city, rio de janiero, new york city, london, and possibly mexico city.

i have been a man of "leisure" for years, finding a dependable wing man is a pain in the ass, you are almost certain to pay them a salary.

few people can take off on a days notice for a week, maybe 2, maybe a month, you never know, once the ball starts rolling it can be hard to stop.

my best wingman was with me for many years before peer pressure forced him to marry (very well i might add, now he is a man of leisure). he had one very serious problem, he was hung like a horse (a real big horse), took us a year or so to figure out how to work things, any time we visited a putaria or had 2 girls he would give me a 30 minute head start, there was sure to be trouble once he pulled his pants down.

one time we were in a putaria in southern mexico, cab driver put us on it, we walked in the door and both of our eyes saw one thing, the prettiest puta either had ever seen, he knew i would take her, the selection was remarkable considering the area we were in is not known for lookers, how is it that you can remember a puta from 15 years ago, man do i remember her.

my wingman gave me my 30 minutes, i heard he and his puta occupying the adjoining room, i was enjoying my time with the prettiest puta, but in bed she was not experienced, her looks made it worth while. there was a little "window" between the rooms, i had seen it when we enetered the room, never thought much about it. i told my new friend a show was about to go on, so we cracked the window and took a peek.

sure enough the girls eyes looked like saucers when my friend disrobed. she was a trooper, but the screaming brought the mamasan calling, she beat my wingman with a broom for trying to kill her daughter.

a minute later we were both in the street, dark barrio and no idea which way to walk. he remarked on my pretty puta and showed me a piece of paper that she had scribbled her # on during the confusion.

[Meat Loaf]

As I settle into my life in Argentina, I inquired as to the price of airfare throughout South America. (It should be stated that from any USA commercial center the commercial fares around the world are approximately US $1, 000. Markets such as Chicago, LAX, Atlanta, Houston, Miami, New York, Dulles, etcetera. Therefore, the prices to follow are nothing exceptional but nothing but pocket change. In the USA they are the price of beer.)

This is getting good and better- Argentina!

Understand that B. A. Is not a mongering location. The P4P will cost you hundreds of dollars per polvo. This is a place for lifestyle.

Round-trip from B. A. To the following:

Brasil, US $200.
Urugauy, US $100.
Paraguay, US $100.
Chile, US $200.
Ecuador, US $700.
Venezuela, US $600.

I always slept on Argentina, but not anymore! Hopefully, I will be successful and I am confident that I will thrive in South America. Gotta' bring down my Mexican running buddies since all of Mexico salivates for Argentina.

South America.

[Meat Loaf]

Prior Meat Loaf posts discussed how in North America a car is nothing special and actually required for SURVIVAL. In South America (ie. Brasil, Argentina) it is a luxury.

Meat Loaf needs a car because Meat Loaf is a Gringo. Meat Loaf is tired of taxi cabs, buses, and subways throughout Latin America and is willing to pay whatever price is required for car rentals.

I inquired into renting a car and the monthly prices range from US $2,500 to US $5, 500 per month. The biggest car available, Toyota Hilux, and it is US $5,500 per month! (In Nicaragua to purchase this car new is US $27,000 and monthly rental is US $2,000.) To purchase a car in Argentina is not much better: Anywhere from US $30,000 to US $150,000, used!

Mitsubishi Pick-up for US $35,000.
Nissan Frontier for US $40,000.
BMW X6 xDrive50i for US $140,000.
Audi A3 for US $33,000.
Dodge Ram 2500 Laramie Quad Cab 4x4 for US $46,000.
Mercedes Benz Clase B 200 for US $36,000.

This is what I mean when I say that one must be successful in their domestic country before they can be successful in Latin American.

Obviously the person purchasing a vehicle is making a commitment to live in Argentina for a significant amount of time. The only way to justify such a purchase in on the corporation books!

[Meat Loaf]

Mr Loaf do you get bored with it? Most guys get a few weeks a year to go play, but you, like myself are living it, day in and day out, year after year.

The barrio girl I got was just as likely to stab me as give me head, why would I take a chance with such an abundance of pussy available. I was bored.

Bored can get you killed, badly injured, or at the least robbed, your Brazil trip is a good example.

The lifestyle is sometimes a burden, I have considered giving it up, but it is all I know. Travel around to foreign countries and foul up the female population.

Writing this I am considering what to do this afternoon, I know already. I will walk out the door, start making small talk, cracking jokes, smiling at the chicas, stop for a few beers, maybe invite a lady to join me, the conversation will quickly turn vulgar, she will or she won't, no big deal either way, there will be another waiting to take her seat (talking about non-pros). The whole business is like being sprayed by a skunk, you just cannot wash off the smell.

Somedays I really crack myself up, once your in your in.

"Chilicabro," is a great guy!

Being an international person is not easy! There is a lot of sacrifice with being an internationalist.

There are a few ways to be an international traveler: (a) Backpacker which has 0% value, (b) English-teacher which is almost as bad as being a backpacker, (c) government employee which is a little better than English-teacher, and (d) pioneer which is the preferred method.

Being a pioneer (ie. Meat Loaf) is a lot of work and involves sacrifice. One of the jobs is having to always "start from scratch" in every new location. Making new friends, finding new girls, preventing from being a victim, learning the local culture, and etcetera.

As a pioneer it is best to operate with a "seamless transition." This is what Meat Loaf is developing. This is when you and your team travel and arrive into new locations and operate as if you never left your headquarters. "Seamless transition" is what the USA-military has around the world: They send their troops and equipment into a new country to steal their resources without missing a step. This is how one should operate if pursuing the International Lifestyle.

To be international and do it right is expensive. Expect to spend US $15,000 plus per month in living expenses. That is US $180,000 per year: The USA government considers such a person "the rich" and taxes them at the highest rate. This is the person O'Bama talks about paying "their fare share."

Another challenge is finding quality people to befriend. There are so many caballos on the earth that it is a waste of your time when in XYZ location to associate with caballos. Why? They can't do anything for themselves. They can't travel; they can't take the day off and get drunk with you; they can't explore the country with you; and they can't visit you when your next location arrives. Therefore, caballos are 100% temporary and should not receive any of your funds.

Finding other internationalist is a challenge unless one is in certain locations like Panama City, Rio de Janiero, New York City, London, and possibly Mexico City.

To truly get this game down of being an internationalist takes years of learning, practice, mastery, and execution. It does not come overnight as evidenced by Meat Loaf's ten (10) years of experience. It may take me another two years before I am operating with a "seamless transition."

As "Chilicabro" stated, "what else do I know."

For me, I do not even want to associate with USA-caballos on USA-soils. What are we going to talk about? Their credit card payment and dreams of a Sandals Resort Vacation? For Meat Loaf, I am better than the average USA-caballo. Why? My pedigree. USA-caballos can and will only hold me down and back.

With such a pedigree it intimidates most people for it reminds them that they failed in life. They never escaped the neighborhood they were born; expanded their tongue via language; and never pursued their dreams. Instead, they love their family.

"Chilicabro," most guys get 2-weeks per year and they spread those 10-days over 365 days therefore they never have anytime to travel. And being a vacationer really doesn't count in the book of Meat Loaf. I don't like tourism.

When you are an experienced international or global resident, respect is given at the highest levels of government which makes it a little easier to adjust. As a global resident with pedigree, you become a wanted and valuable commodity for the world.

The challenge is to shake and avoid caballos(as).

[Meat Loaf]

Mr Loaf were you in Mex when they still had train service? One of my favorite all times memories is taking a girl on the all night train from Oaxaca to DF, had a sleeper room, whole wall was a window, fucked most of the way, drinking cheap mezcal from a bag, window shade up, we looked at the people as they looked at us. I think it was $50 or something along those lines. Wish I was young again, those were the days.

Arrived DF put her in a taxi to the bus back home and I went to the airport. I still think about her, I was young as was she. I wish everyday could be like that one, just like a made for tv movie (except for the fucking and mezcal).

The only train I know about in Mexico is the train in Chihuahua where you visit gold and silver mines.

Just 2 months ago I was in Matamorros going back to DF and this girl on the bus gave the passenger next to me a blowjob and some p*ssy before her departure in San Luis Potosi. I wrote about this event on the Meat Loaf in Nicaragua thread.

Mezcal: I remember those days when I was broke living in Cd. Juarez eating Marias Cookies for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. To add variety I applied Valentina Chile. Mezcal that cost MX $9 / US $0.90 per pint.

[Chilicabro]

I just booked a flight to Mexico City for US $1, 000 to purchase a new wardrobe. While booking the flight I inquired as to the cost of flights to Sao Paolo, Brasil, and they are US $200 roundtrip.

Readers of Meat Loaf posts know that Meat Loaf is a fan of Brasilian Funk and Sao Paolo is the capital of this music form. Therefore, Meat Loaf will operate in Buenos Aires y Sao Paolo.

It's getting good and better.

Mr Loaf were you in Mex when they still had train service? One of my favorite all times memories is taking a girl on the all night train from Oaxaca to DF, had a sleeper room, whole wall was a window, fucked most of the way, drinking cheap mezcal from a bag, window shade up, we looked at the people as they looked at us. I think it was $50 or something along those lines. Wish I was young again, those were the days.

Arrived DF put her in a taxi to the bus back home and I went to the airport. I still think about her, I was young as was she. I wish everyday could be like that one, just like a made for tv movie (except for the fucking and mezcal).

[Meat Loaf]

"Chilicabro" has already learned this important fact about Chicas Nicas: You treat Chicas Nicas with 100% animal instinct!

You do not do any wining-and-dining or talking about career aspirations or anything into the future. All that you do with Chicas Nicas is bend them over and stick it in.

Chicas Nicas are socialized to serve as semen depositories. They don't think about what they are doing or what someone else is doing to them. All that they think about is that someone is mounting them. As a female animal they assume that is what is suppose to happen.

For reference, look at the animal kingdom. Male doggs humping a b*tch; ducks; horses; and every other animal.

In Nicaragua, the male must think and consider himself an animal and the female the receptical.

Save all of the "sweet talk" for you USA-wife when she has you in court for the 50 / 20 / 20 / plus.

[Meat Loaf]

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[Meat Loaf]

This report was deleted because Meat Loaf is not permitted to post any reports that contain any references to anyone's race OR that contain any derotogary references to working girls.

[Meat Loaf]

I just booked a flight to Mexico City for US $1,000 to purchase a new wardrobe. While booking the flight I inquired as to the cost of flights to Sao Paolo, Brasil, and they are US $200 roundtrip.

Readers of Meat Loaf posts know that Meat Loaf is a fan of Brasilian Funk and Sao Paolo is the capital of this music form. Therefore, Meat Loaf will operate in Buenos Aires y Sao Paolo.

It's getting good and better.

[Chilicabro]

Mr Loaf do you get bored with it? Most guys get a few weeks a year to go play, but you, like myself are living it, day in and day out, year after year.

The barrio girl I got was just as likely to stab me as give me head, why would I take a chance with such an abundance of pussy available. I was bored.

Bored can get you killed, badly injured, or at the least robbed, your Brazil trip is a good example.

The lifestyle is sometimes a burden, I have considered giving it up, but it is all I know. Travel around to foreign countries and foul up the female population.

Writing this I am considering what to do this afternoon, I know already. I will walk out the door, start making small talk, cracking jokes, smiling at the chicas, stop for a few beers, maybe invite a lady to join me, the conversation will quickly turn vulgar, she will or she won't, no big deal either way, there will be another waiting to take her seat (talking about non-pros). The whole business is like being sprayed by a skunk, you just cannot wash off the smell.

Somedays I really crack myself up, once your in your in.

[Meat Loaf]

Overlooking Buenos Aires from a US $200 suite per night; eating filet mignon steaks from room service; and drinking mini-bar wines, liquors, and champagne is how Meat Loaf rebounded from the petty theft of Salvador, Brasil, South America.

Clothing in Buenos Aires is expensive! It will cost several thousands of dollars to re-wardrobe for my Buenos Aires lifestyle. Experience tells me that it may be cheaper to fly to Mexico City and purchase wardrobe over a few days.

As I move into my penthouse in Buenos Aires, I contemplate: What is missing in the life of Meat Loaf at this stage?

All that Meat Loaf is missing is his stable of three (3) dedicated hoes to accompany Meat Loaf as he travels the world, the maid, and my airplane to facilitate easy travel. Security guards as to prevent Meat Loaf from wasting his time with nonsense and "a few good wingmen" is too come as well.

3 days into Buenos Aires, Meat Loaf is optimistic. And may even establish a corporate office in the city since Meat Loaf presides over a international corporation already.

Let's Go Hard in Buenos Aires!

[Meat Loaf]

Source: https://www.cia.gov/library/publicat...k/geos/ar.html

Land Area: Slightly less than three-tenths the size of the US.

Terrain: Rich plains of the Pampas in northern half, flat to rolling plateau of Patagonia in south, rugged Andes along western border.

Natural Resources: Fertile plains of the pampas, lead, zinc, tin, copper, iron ore, manganese, petroleum, uranium.

Population: 40,913,584 (July 2010 est.)

Age Structure: 15-64 years: 63.5% (females 13,029,265)

Median Age: Female: 31.3 years (2010 est.)

Net Migration Rate: 0 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2010 est.)

Urbanization: Urban population: 92%

Total Fertility Rate: 2.33 children born/woman (2010 est.)

HIV/AIDS - people living with HIV/AIDS: 120,000 (2007 est.)

HIV/AIDS - deaths: 7,000 (2007 est.)

Ethnic Groups: White (mostly Spanish and Italian) 97%, Mestizo (mixed white and Amerindian ancestry), Amerindian, or other non-white groups 3%

GDP (purchasing power parity): $548.8 billion (2009 est.)

GDP - per capita (PPP): US $13,400 (2009 est.)

Unemployment Rate: 8.7% (2009 est.)

Population Below Poverty Line: 13.9%

[Meat Loaf]

So I told the first hoes that I purchased the AR $70 for about Meat Loaf on International Sex Guide and she got excited!

I told her that I and my associates, ISG Senior Members and Lurkers, travel the world f*cking b*tches. She was happy and excited for the opportunity to meet new clients.

I told her that if she acts right and give Meat Loaf a "super discount" that I might be able to reciprocate graciousness.

When she heard about International Sex Guide activities, she immediately wanted a role in the legacy of bandwidth.

All good wh*res are looking for a talented P.I.M.P. For confirmation, ask your wife / girlfriend / sister.

Meat Loaf on ISG.

[Meat Loaf]

overseas i am way more aggressive than on domestic soil. why? because i worked hard and a long-time to reach latin america. i aint allowing someone who has not worked to "get over" on me. i eager "get loose" in latin americas because it's my goal and again, i worked hard to get here.

caballos are made by law enforcement force or by volunteering. law enforcement uses the threat of incarceration to make caballos or they "capture" and imprision to caballo. you have a choice if you allow law enforcement to intimidate you and thwart your refusal to be "captured. " 500 years of of kidnapping educated me better. i prefer how "the boys" get loose on the mexican-border and have law enforcement running scared.

caballos volunteer for the position "on the street" due to fear on getting loose. can't nobody "on the street" make you caballo if you get loose: your reluctance to get loose is caused by the fear of law enforcement caballo.

years of meat loaf posts have documented numerous acts of violent crime witnessed and participated by meat loaf. here is a short list:

1. the double-murder on my block in managua. 7 vs. 2 shootout.
2. armed robbery at bus stop in managua. 2 ladrones vs. 1 school girl in-front of the police station on carr. norte.
3. hamburger stand owner shoots at 4 ladrones.
4. managua brothel owner shoots attempted thief.
5. mini-super owner shoots ladron.
6. stripped naked a ladron and tied him to the street pole for 2-hours under the hot sun in managua.
7. machetazo at gringo-owned bar in granada.
8. numerous street fights against ladrones in managua.
9. attempted home invasion thwarted in granada via beer bottles thrown at ladrones.
10. successful home invasion in granada.
11. high speed chase by police in el salvador.
12. taxi drivers vs. passerby street fight in tapachula, chiapas, mexico.
13. street fight in casco viejo, panama city.

"luvblkwomen, " these are just some of the violence witnessed and experienced by meat loaf during since year 2007.

if you are not ready to fight-and-die in latin america, do not come. one for sure cannot live here.

lesson learned in chicago: "he who throws the first punch usually wins! "

if you have not been a victim of crime in latin america then you have not spent much time on the soils.

here are a few episodes that happened to meat loaf friends in latin america.

1. armed home invasion and "hog tied" by deportees in panama city.
2. burglary in managua.
3. armed assault of 3 vs. 1 in managua.
4. assault in managua.
5. aggravated home invasion in granada, nicaragua.
6. armed carjacking in managua.
7. carjacking in masaya, nicaragua.
8. kidnapping in cd. juarez, mexico.
9. aggravated assault in granada, nicaragua.
10. assault in granada, nicaragua.

if meat loaf associated with gringos in latin america this list would be longer, but meat loaf socializes with the populace and therefore doesn't know too many gringos.

what will you do for the p*ssy?