Meat Loaf in Nicaragua

[Meat Loaf]

Priceless.

So, are we to conclude that a Nica threatened you? For posting on ISG or for posting self-glorifying fantasies on ISG?

What country has more "Gringo Envy" and is the most reliant upon the USA for survival?

Think deeply!

Summarize your countries and ponder which country has the most "Gringo Envy?"

I will not answer this question for you: I submit this question for all to submit suggestions and justifications.

This question is the foundation for your expat existence. Why? 'Cause the amount of "Gringo Envy" throughout the populace will directly determine / affect your "overall enjoyment" within the host country.

[Chinchuliar]

Playto. verb, masculine.

Priceless.

So, are we to conclude that a Nica threatened you? For posting on ISG or for posting self-glorifying fantasies on ISG?

[Meat Loaf]

Methinks you may have misunderstood my enquiry. I wasn't asking why you post your interesting tales, I was asking what caused the mysterious announced break with the cryptic clues

As for why I post - I'm just a show-off.

Playto. verb, masculine. To initiate talking bullsh*t; starting nonsense conversations for the express purpose of creating confusion, uncertainty, intimidation.

In Nicaragua, most of the threats you encounter will be 100% playto. The possiblity of playto developing into actions of consequence is real, but normally removing yourself or the person from your sphere mutes such banter.

Playto is what caused the temporary retirement.

Hopefully, playto is all the transpired and not declaration(s) of future intent.

[Piper1]

To answer your question concerning "temporary retirement" I must ask you, a seasoned veteran of five (5) year ISG postings, "why do you post?"

Myself, I'm addicted to keys and sharing what most are affraid of- Risk, Independance, Transparancy, and the laws of Nature (ie. Alpha Male.) Again, to really answer your question I must ask you, "why do you post?"

Cordialmente.

Meat Loaf

Methinks you may have misunderstood my enquiry. I wasn't asking why you post your interesting tales, I was asking what caused the mysterious announced break with the cryptic clues

As for why I post - I'm just a show-off.

[Meat Loaf]

Mr Loaf - I also follow your posts from time to time - fun reading, and you put a lot of work into your interesting reports. I'm curious what happened to cause your temporary retirement recently. Reading between the lines it seemed that someone had threatened to 'out' your identity, and maybe worse (eg legal action?) Care to share? What happened to make you feel safe again?

Estimado (Dear) Mr. Piper1:

What an honor it is to receive your readership: Veteran ISG Senior Member "Piper1" reads Meat Loaf posts and he himself or she herself has over 3,700 posts to their credit. Remarkable it is to have such a quantity!

Mr. Piper1, following my posts "from time to time" is not acceptable! Daily consumption is suggested and required of you to guide these lurkers into legacy status. Hell, these lurkers really need a "set" or "pair."

To answer your question concerning "temporary retirement" I must ask you, a seasoned veteran of five (5) year ISG postings, "why do you post?"

Myself, I'm addicted to keys and sharing what most are affraid of- Risk, Independance, Transparancy, and the laws of Nature (ie. Alpha Male.) Again, to really answer your question I must ask you, "why do you post?"

Cordialmente.

Meat Loaf

[Piper1]

Mr Loaf - I also follow your posts from time to time - fun reading, and you put a lot of work into your interesting reports. I'm curious what happened to cause your temporary retirement recently. Reading between the lines it seemed that someone had threatened to 'out' your identity, and maybe worse (eg legal action?) Care to share? What happened to make you feel safe again?

[Chinchuliar]

You'll enjoy it's copyrighted...content.

Careful with those apostrophes, Meat Writer.

(But then wobbly punctuation never held Jane Austen back.)

[Meat Loaf]

Meat Loaf,

I have read all your articles. You write brilliantly and always provided good substantial information for the community on this forum.

You will be missed terribly.

God Bless YOU!

Captain,

Thanks for the kind words!

I enjoy writing these reports and have been advised by "Nica Bound" that a greater need exists for such community information. Hence, I'm writing a book on Nicaragua for your purchase and further education. ISG will soon become a forumn for sexual exploits as is it's mission with community commentary being provided within the "book." You'll enjoy it's copyrighted, trademarked, and professionally published content.

Thus far volumes of information have been revealed on this board by "Me" and with the "little piece of the game" delievered, you too can win!

I hope you enjoy the future postings as we will begin to explore and learn the beauty of Nicaragua (ie. real estate developments, golf courses, charities, cities, upper-class socieity, marinas, etcetera.)

Keep reading and thank you.

Meat Loaf

[Meat Loaf]

Guess even the great minds of literature have to take a break once in a while........

You are correct! That brief two (2) week break was a nice reprieve. Not being "live" or "real time" was a nice vacation.

Unfortunately, too many guys are lost and seco (ie. dry) without the guidance delivered by Meat Loaf.

I've demonstrated the buffet of panacho during year 2007; the reality of crime during year 2008; and now, year 2009, I will discuss the "beauty" of Nicaragua and its attractions.

[Nica Bound]

Guess even the great minds of literature have to take a break once in a while........

[Meat Loaf]

Does your wife, girlfriend, or female sexual partner provide you with a well-balance meal? If you're not having tres platos the answer is no.

Beans (ie. frijoles): This is anal sex due to the resemblance of beans (ie. fecis.)

Carne (ie. meat) / Concha (ie. fish; clams): Thisi is vaginal sex.

Leche (ie. milk): This is either breast milk or male ejaculation.

Tres Platos: If you're woman isn't providing tres platos on her menu, she really wants you to starve and be malnurished. Hence, you read Meat Loaf posts for mental sexual satisfacation.

P.S. Watching the French Open tennis match and that thick girl Cibulkova looks good! Nice thick legs and a pretty face.

[Meat Loaf]

Respectfully Meat Loaf, while I have enjoyed your posts immensely and consider you an ISG legend, if I had a choice between Rosie Palm and living with three psychotic Nicaraguan hookers who are cycling together, I'd definitely choose Rosie.

Tiny 12,

Statements as above will only produce an all expense paid vacation to Granada for more flattery!

Three trabajadoras: You must enact similar Human Resource techniques such as monthly reviews, fines, mandatory overtime, etcetera to manage the foolishness (ie. Nicaraguan emotions.)

[Meat Loaf]

On Saturday, I made the 40-minute trip into the city where my name is legendary!

Una chavala bien sexy asked me, "Why haven't you f*cked me?" I've known her and have admired her for approximately four (4) months. She's sexy with those mechas (ie. highlights in her hair.) Her nose reminds me of those Aztecas. ¡Gonzo!

I do want to f*ck her, but am a little intimidated. What? Yes, I am a little intimidated. Why? 'Cause I like to lay down good d*ck and I'm not sure if she'll allow me to f*ck her properly. Why wouldn't she? 'Cause she's a lesbian.

Anyway, she asked me the above question and I responded, "Don't worry, I'll f*ck you soon too!"

While she was wondering why we haven't f*cked after four (4) months, I was propositioned to make an ametuer pornographic movie with her compeition. And her competition has p*ssy lips that resemble Jimmy Walker (ie. J.J. from Good Times.) All Meat! Her competition earned two (2) orgasms and added to the mystique of Meat Loaf.

Options, options, options: How many of us have options?

[Meat Loaf]

Managua: Every male is fat with a "beer belly" that resembles 8-months panzona. The easy access to fried food products (ie. rice, enchiladas, tacos) and a plethora of motorcycles, buses, and taxi cabs contributes to el panzon.

Managua: You will find approximately 40% "darkies," 20% chele, and 30% pana (ie. canela.) I don't know the different shades of skin 'cause I'm from the USA and it's real simple up there- Black vs. White. We don't waste time with shades of skin.

Granada: Every males is slender /athletic. The use of bicycles is a mandate and the long city blocks makes a two (2) block trip a 1/2 mile journey.

Granada: Approximately, 70% of the population is dark! If you are scared or don't like the site of dark skin, poverty stricken, Spanish-speaking persons, Granada is not the place for you. The "darkies" are the population.

[Meat Loaf]

Dancehall King "Sizzla" says it all in "Solid as a Rock!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCWawwIiA1I

Chivatas (ie. soverign snitches,) chismosos (ie. gossipers,) and "cock blocks" attempted to stop me, and did for a while (ie. Meat Loaf "Final Post.")
Or was it a rouse? Quien sabes, but sitting directly across from me at the executive desk was where it went down (ie. extortion and intimidation via jurisprudence.)

As in the USA, legal action is perpetuated against the ignorant and defenseless! Ultrama (ie. overseas) it is worse due to language, custom, and lack of legal knowledge. This is why retaining a legal team upon arrival is mandatory.

I enjoy writing on ISG and accept the "negative association" of such postings. Don't knock me 'cause I'm getting p*ssy and you have chosen manogomy. That's your choice. And the choice of many chavalas is Meat Loaf. Don't hate, Congratulate!

Let's summarize this episode and previous posts with a good listening to Sizzla!

Let's get back to work! And remember Meat Loaf posts are written in Real Time for maximum effect / reality! No other person brings their readership into the condom, into the streets, and into the society as does Meat Loaf through his "Real Time Postings."