Meat Loaf in Nicaragua

[Meat Loaf]

I wrote this piece in an attempt to further expound upon the reasons why Nica pussy just may be a better bargain than good old Yankee pussy at $7.50/ejaculation. That is not to say that Nica or any other pussy on the global stage is without its share of risks as well as rewards. Hopefully my contribution will help Mr. Meat Loaf in his assessment of gringo risk vs reward regarding Nica/Latin American women vs US women.

Involvement with women brings some attendant risks wherever you do it. If you marry or have children with a woman in the USA or Latin America there will be severe economic consequences. Either way you’re going to be a horse pulling a cart or carriage. So what is the difference? The difference between the USA and L. America is how determined and efficient the state is at finding you and applying those economic sanctions.

In the US the system is designed to punish the noncustodial parent. “Noncustodial parent” is really code for the male parent since in most cases the woman is awarded custody. The judicial system will make sure that the man’s financial situation is severely constrained. As the noncustodial parent prepare to see your standard of living sink to unbelievable lows while your custodial ex-wife or ex-girlfriend’s standard of living improves considerably thanks to your financial support. She will also receive much more favorable treatment under tax laws. Her child support income will be tax-exempt (it’s based on your pre-tax dollars and you pay the tax), she will have head of household filing status and possible eligibility for the earned income tax credit (http://www.urban.org/publications/407347.html#sec1). Remarriage and fathering more children cannot reduce your obligated support payments for previous children. This guarantees that the woman’s child support and, or, alimony payments do not decrease. It also serves as a strong disincentive to the man’s starting a new family.

Can you live on 40-48% of your income after taxes? That is what you’ll have to do after the US courts get done with you. In Latin America the system isn’t designed specifically to punish the man or to seek him out through tax, social security, labor, and transportation systems. The women know that the system has better things to do than tracking down ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends and making them pay for el nene. They will be happy to accept a fair sum of money given willingly rather take their chances with the system. Like I said either way you’re going to be a caballo. You may as well choose your barnyard.

This Post Will Not Be Ignored: "Cocha Monger" enlightens "Dumb A*S Sons-of-B*tches."

[Meat Loaf]

So she attempted to move-in yesterday with four duffle bags! 'Oh no, puta.

The pussy was good texture, but I knew it would get boring. The cula was good too. The "BJ" skills were lacking comared to the second-to-last chava I've had. She would "BJ" for hours at a time, 3 times per day.

The problem for our separation is that fact that her Spanish is too advanced / intricate for me! The humor of her statements left too much confusion. It was nobody's fault, but the reality. Maybe this is also the reason why in 2008, we had a few threesomes and I kicked her out of my house with instructions not to return. She told me that's why she didn't return per my instructions.

Today, I have this girl from Saturday starting. Starting? What's her job? Cook "Me Loaf," clean "Me Loaf," planchar mis sabanas, y "Servicio al jefe." A fair salary was negotiated.

When you bless ladies with "M.E.A.T. L.O.A.F.", the d*ck talks for itself. Who speaks for you? Yeah, he doesn't have much to say!

Do you supply a work uniform? Yes, a bath towel that they wrap around their breasts and waist. This allows for easy access!

She's cool and will visit on Mondays and Fridays, starting next week.

FRIENDS : How many of us have them?

[Meat Loaf]

Are you scared to chase after the p*ssy that you want to f*ck?

Are you scared of:

(1) Her family protectionism?
(2) Her country?
(3) Her neighborhood?
(4) Her power as a female?
(5) Your ability to survive (ie. gain employement / income)?
(6) Learn her language?
(7) Re-learn society?
(8) Re-produce yourself for the local community?
(9) Leave "friends" and "family" behind in the naturalized country?
(10) Learn your capacity?

And Etcetera. Are you scared of the above?

You can allow and empower others to dictate the placing of your schlong or you can write / control your own existence and destiny! Dictate = (ie. incarceration where homosexuality is the only option, USA Prison System; Revocation of Passport; Child Support Payments; Alimony; Credit Card Debt; Occupational Location; Her Family; Her Neighborhood; etcetera.)

You're scared to go after your desire / dream / reality! You like the thought, but not the act(s.) That's cool, but accept this as the fact of your personality. Likewise, accept the fact that you have a "subsistance job" paying US $24,000 - US $60,000: SURVIVAL.

You failed professionally! You failed in romantice, which is why you read ISG. You do not have to fail in fulfilling your lifelong dream of Latin America!
You Gringos are in or approaching the "Golden Years," so are you going to die with a list of failures? Probably so, you're accustomed to loosing and being controlled by other!

God is Good.

[Meat Loaf]

In the photo section there is ample representation of the Chicas in Nicaragua. I would rather fu*k than take photos any day. I had one new Sony camera stolen (my fault).

Nicaragua is not for the average gringo and the Meat Loaf forum deals with the realities of living the dream, on the ground, from an expat perspective. This is very different from the average four day sex tourist.

Having spent four months in-country last year and one this year I could not claim to be a Nicaragua expert. My experience mongering and working in Central, South America and the Caribbean over two decades did not prepare me for Nicaragua.

It required three weeks of constant observation and help from the locals to recognize street danger here. I thought I was prepared.

One night in Bogata at 3am I step outside from a club, snuggling with a hot Paisa Chica (non pro) on the sidewalk. She was feeling no pain from three hours of drinking and other substances. The chemistry between us was good and she agreed to go to my apartment and continue partying. Once outside a Colombian on a Harley Davidson asks me some questions about Linux. Twenty yards away, across the street, we all notice two groups of feuding narcos pull out handguns and square off. People clear the sidewalks and give them room. We don't move or stop our conversation. A hot girl, looming gun battle, Linux, all in the same moment. Just a regular night in Santa Fe Bogata.

So what am I trying to say? Nicaragua is distinctively different from Colombia, Costa Rica, and other countries where most would monger. My first impression of the Nica chicas was not favorable. I was spoiled due to my attraction to the more traditional Latinas from Colombia, Venezuela, Costa Rica, and Mexico etc. With time in-country their look and incredible personal interaction, I became hooked.

As for the danger decide for yourself. If you do not speak Spanish and know Managua go to only mainstream locations. Always look for the older cab drivers as they may be less intent on robbing you.

Glad to see you returned to the International Sex Guide.

XDred is a monger / gentleman that is approaching the status of "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame" inductee DrDewman!

As you know XDred, there are more cocheras than coches in Nicaragua and it's hard to estacionarse.

The local hoes liked XDred. I enjoyed my time spent with XDred, except for that day he got drunk and started talking stupid sh*t. Fortunately, we were able to get him back on track.

XDred had more "teenies" and "twenty-somethings" chasing his schlong than a college football star.

XDred speaks / writes / shares the truth concerning the streets of Managua. Hell, they tried to "pull his card" on his 6th day of Nicaragua expereince. (Read the post, "XDred" thwarts assailants.) XDred sqaushed that sh*t with ease!

I miss mongering with XDred: Come Back Soon!

God is Good.

[Meat Loaf]

interesting posts, thanks meat loaf. when you say bids above, do you mean they went to jail for contract hits (murder), and got less than 2 years?

on the street, you hear things. in the news, you see things.

2 years: how long was gringo, eric volz waiting trial?

you can ride pine in the usa for 2 year waiting trial as well.

it's all the same when you're property (ie. citizen) of the government.

going rate, us $ 60 per day (usa federal system)

that's the value of your physical possession payable by the usa government.

if you're in the demographic that usa locks-up, (ie. poor whites, blacks, latinos, native americans) then la pinta is your community.

i write this 'cause "lots of hatred" exists. the populace is upset 'cause some family member in the demographic was "played dirty" by the usa. so, when the tables can be turned, they will be turned.

who are your peers? this is the realities of your peers. your community!

security? survival. understanding. not patronizing. genuine character. establishing your ground. being a "real mf."

this is what build security, not the tarifa ni "vic."

street criminal jobs are the same around the world!

"the chickens are coming home, to roost!"

this is the reality of guilt by associaiton, (ie. color, citizenship, etcetera.)

* i watch way too much nypd blue, law and order, csi, the shield, the first 48 hours, fletch, agitha christi, msnbc, dateline nbs, lou dobbs, etcetera. with all of this fodder, it is no reason my posts are entertaining. *

[Meat Loaf]

It should be said that I'm a big fan of research. Learning all that I can about various people and societies is great!

I do not intend to offend anyone with these posts! I am only exchanging ideas to be consumed as thoughts or debates. I profess that no person or group is superior or inferior than another and that all are given respect automatically. Only after dis-respect has occured does an individual begin to loose stature.

Treat a man as a man: Treat a human being as a human being!

Some topics are pure acedemic, while others are realized acts.

I write these posts in third person so that an individual who chooses to be offended or praised may opt for such sentiments, while another may be oblivious.

I write this "Revelation" as we may discuss some sensitive topics that some may choose not to be luminated.

Much respect is extended to every strati of the domestic society and every citizen. May we all be so blessed as to experience and communicate "tales," fiction or non-fiction, as a "guest." May one never forget the virtues of hospitality!

I, "Me Loaf," recommend all human beings to visit and help develop the Land of Volcanoes.

God is Good: Nicaragua is Blessed.

[Tiny 12]

You may recall the post I wrote a few months back about how I, "Me Loaf," know of four (4) people who were victims to murder!

You may also recall how I know buys that have gone to the pinta / el preso / la celda for their bids (under 2 years,) and have re-hit the street.

Interesting posts, thanks Meat Loaf. When you say bids above, do you mean they went to jail for contract hits (murder), and got less than 2 years?

[Xdred]

I should keep my mouth closed since I have never posted a pic.

With your ridicule Member #2964, I will learn when to "zip it!"

In the photo section there is ample representation of the Chicas in Nicaragua. I would rather fu*k than take photos any day. I had one new Sony camera stolen (my fault).

Nicaragua is not for the average gringo and the Meat Loaf forum deals with the realities of living the dream, on the ground, from an expat perspective. This is very different from the average four day sex tourist.

Having spent four months in-country last year and one this year I could not claim to be a Nicaragua expert. My experience mongering and working in Central, South America and the Caribbean over two decades did not prepare me for Nicaragua.

It required three weeks of constant observation and help from the locals to recognize street danger here. I thought I was prepared.

One night in Bogata at 3am I step outside from a club, snuggling with a hot Paisa Chica (non pro) on the sidewalk. She was feeling no pain from three hours of drinking and other substances. The chemistry between us was good and she agreed to go to my apartment and continue partying. Once outside a Colombian on a Harley Davidson asks me some questions about Linux. Twenty yards away, across the street, we all notice two groups of feuding narcos pull out handguns and square off. People clear the sidewalks and give them room. We don't move or stop our conversation. A hot girl, looming gun battle, Linux, all in the same moment. Just a regular night in Santa Fe Bogata.

So what am I trying to say? Nicaragua is distinctively different from Colombia, Costa Rica, and other countries where most would monger. My first impression of the Nica chicas was not favorable. I was spoiled due to my attraction to the more traditional Latinas from Colombia, Venezuela, Costa Rica, and Mexico etc. With time in-country their look and incredible personal interaction, I became hooked.

As for the danger decide for yourself. If you do not speak Spanish and know Managua go to only mainstream locations. Always look for the older cab drivers as they may be less intent on robbing you.

[Meat Loaf]

You have your own thread and you have not one pic posted on it.
Then you nasty mouth photos posted by others.

Didn't you ever learn a photo is worth more then a thousand words.

I should keep my mouth closed since I have never posted a pic.

With your ridicule Member #2964, I will learn when to "zip it!"

[Meat Loaf]

Recent "Me Loaf" posts have detailed how for the same US $60,000, one can replicate the "Playboy Mansion" in any other Latin American market without the security concerns.

Mexico City: US $60,000 aint shit!
Jaco Beach, Escazu, Costa Rica: US $60,000 aint shit!
Paitilla, Marbella, Dorado, el Canal, Panama: US $60,000 aint shit!
Cartagena, Cali, Medellin, Colombia: US $60,000 aint shit!
Sao Paolo e Rio de Janeiro, Brazil: US $60,000 aint shit!

Nicaragua: US $60,000 is shit and you could loose your life over its image!

Security. What delincuente, with intelligence, is going to travel internationally to "pull a jack move" on a US $60,000 lifestyle. A damn fool! And like a damn fool, you the honest citizen, get the right and are encourage to "split that fool's wig!"

Security. Only dumb delincuentes from the local market would attempt a "jaack move" on the US $60,000 image. And that fool would know / should know / or will find out, that an attempt "to pull a jack move" will be met fiercely!

Only delincuentes in your home market that are foolish to the streets and their families future would try. Why? 'Cause you've already beat them to the punch.

Who's on payroll? (1) Legally licensed to carry a gun! (2) Legally registered with your embassy. (3) Legally licensed within the community. (4) Known and mantener the police officers in your district: Get that special police access (Code 4.) (5) Known and mantener the local politicians. (6) Say what's up to the street: Put some work in on the street. (7) Armed-security gets contracted for the residence and street. (8) Build your social network of "loyal" and "honest" associates.

In contrast, those not successful, don't do shit within their communities except go to work and back home. Spend more on credit cards. Call the police and receive service.

Fact: You guys are not ready for the poorest Spanish-country in the world!
And you thought a Latino is a Latino, or the sterotype that all Latinos = Mexican 'cause you're in the USA. Mexico is just as rich as Canada. Nicaragua is the exact opposite. What's the difference between Mexico and Canada? One group is Brown, the other is White. One group speaks English, the other Spanish. One group invests within their country, the other flee.

Lots of Laughs: Lots of Truth!

With security measures as described, any delincuente in any country, is facing a powerful machine. And if successful, the delincuente has a powerful "victim." This is all assuming that step #1- el cuente suya- runs out of ammo. The second clip gets emptied. Sus compadres unload to zero. And then you get secuestered.

These security measures are the same security measures that "any" successful Gringo should have in place within the USA. In your neighborhood, do you sponsor the police? Do they know your name as to prevent bullsh*t tickets? Are you on any city boards? Ok, so you aint doing sh*t in your hometown: Agreed! Do you support your right to personal protection, the Second Ammendment? Do you have a home security system, and car alarm, and home / renters insurance? In Nicaragua that's called, armed security guards. Do you know the guys that hang out on your neighborhood corner? How about at the McDonalds? Do you know your "local bad guys?" If not, you'lll meet as a victim.

These are "security measures" that are undertaken by anyone successful within their home community. It (the game) doesn't change throughout this hemisphere.

Pick anybody that's successful in the USA, and they have bodyguards, too!

If you aint rolling with bodyguards in the USA, you aint doing shit! Are they concerned about the attention? No, it's called "celebrity." Are they changing-up their ganancia? No. They keep los cuetes bien cerquita!

In conclusion Tiny 12, US $60,000 in Nicaragua = US $1.8 million in the USA.
Is someone with US $1.8 million in annual disposable income protected by security guards?

What do you think?

If the delincuentes think / believe / watch you spending cash of US $1.8 million per year in living expense, are they going to "try a jack move?"

DAMN SKIPPY THEY WILL! Welcome to the USA.

[Member #2964]

You have your own thread and you have not one pic posted on it.
Then you nasty mouth photos posted by others.

Didn't you ever learn a photo is worth more then a thousand words.

[Meat Loaf]

so you're on the streets of nicaragua, are you scared to say, "what's up" to the homies?

i recommend that to truly understand your society one should visit the pinta!
catch a case, do your bid! don't pay bribes. don't pay bond. and you will visit during trial.

tipitapa, nicaragua: this is the pinta where most capitalinos get sent to serve out their bids. it's horrible if you have no money: it's alright if you have money! hay putas, mota, yeo, comida casera, music, wuado. it could be puro bacanal! extortion exists like every prison, so don't get too stupid with "the vic."

cost of food per inmate is us $0.50 per day spread over two (2) meals.
clase calor! no hay camas. you're family must bring your food, daily.

who are your peers? take a visit and you will meet individuals from all of latin america. who do you think your peers will be?

cedeso, mexico: this pinta is listed as comparison. hay nortenas, yeo, mota, burritos, putas, mezcal. it's horrible if you have no money: it's alright if you have money! extortion exists like every prison, so don't get too stupid with "the vic."

who are your peers? take a visit and you will meet individuals from all of latin america. who do you think your peers will be?

usa / state dept. of corrections: this pinta is listed as comparison. hay mota, yeo, hooch, homosexual sex (prostitution.) it's horrible no matter what: no freedom! extortion exists like every prison, so don't get too stupid with "the vic."

who are your peers? racial minorities (ie. black americans, latinos, peckerwoods / ab.) who will save you?

usa immigration jail: after gettting released from the usa prison or during immigration detention, you can do a stretch approaching 9 months. these 9 months aren't too much different from 9 in the aforementioned. why? people are applying through usa immigration court, fighting, deportation or extradition to a foreign-country: these people want to become usa citizens or continue residing in the usa.

some.

the others are deep into their professional careers!

many hide behind their societies social strati and when that security blanket is removed / revoked, they're naked among those they benefitted from via the oppression. if you're an oppressor, by default of piel, it will be a daily experience. if you're accustomed to oppression, it will normal living! those that are visible targets in the wrong country or tank will learn their character quickly and often.

so what i'm saying is, "you need to meet and spend time wit the homies on the street 'cause when it's time to check into government housing, you'll be capable of relating." this is another layer of the "street security team," tiny 12.

i list this post because if you're not prepared to enable someone to meet their higher power, you will become prey. if you are willing to get tried by 12 versus carried by 6, "la pinta" could be your reality.

murder conviction in nicarauga is only a 25 year sentence!

aggravated (ie. use of a weapon) conviction(s) in the usa are 10 years per count.

possession of "el cuete" in mexico is a multa o the option of "polvo o plata!"

what country is safer in your opinion? are you strong enough to "do your time?"

who are your peers in nicaragua? los deportaron! (the deportees.)

[Meat Loaf]

Meat Loaf, While I've never considered spending significant time in Nicaragua, I have given some thought to security in Latin America. Specifically, I've wondered if the people you hire to protect you could end up extorting money from or kidnapping you. I guess there are two ways to play it -- either you (a) keep a low profile and try to fly under the radar of the bad guys, or (b) you pay for security which in itself is going to raise your profile and let the bad guys know you've got money.

Since you've hired security, you've thought about this. What are your thoughts on finding people to protect you that won't screw you, and whether the plusses of security outweigh the minuses?

Thanks

You may recall the post I wrote a few months back about how I, "Me Loaf," know of four (4) people who were victims to murder!

You may also recall how I know buys that have gone to the pinta / el preso / la celda for their bids (under 2 years,) and have re-hit the street.

You may also recal the post I wrote a few months ago about how I know people who are going to el preso on a frequent basis.

You must be prepared and ready to introduce "some fool" to God!

[Meat Loaf]

Obviously, I cannot disclose my security measures!

Mexico City is the kidnap capital of the world with 3,000 per annum.
Colombia in the south.

Let's just say that one should run the streets- get gangster- and then elevate their stature.

I would not recommend low profile, especially if your skin is not the color of the populace. They already think you're rich: You better prepare for the nonsense.

Employees? They can become victim to gangsterism and your local power (ie. police, politics, business, etcetera.) When overseas, you must go beyond your domestic lifestyle.

Professional Bodyguards of professional quality are US $40,000 per year.

Executive insurace policies of US $250,000 payout are US $500 per month.

[Meat Loaf]

Meat Loaf, While I've never considered spending significant time in Nicaragua, I have given some thought to security in Latin America. Specifically, I've wondered if the people you hire to protect you could end up extorting money from or kidnapping you. I guess there are two ways to play it -- either you (a) keep a low profile and try to fly under the radar of the bad guys, or (b) you pay for security which in itself is going to raise your profile and let the bad guys know you've got money.

Since you've hired security, you've thought about this. What are your thoughts on finding people to protect you that won't screw you, and whether the plusses of security outweigh the minuses?

Thanks

Obviously, I cannot disclose my security measures!

Mexico City is the kidnap capital of the world with 3,000 per annum.
Colombia in the south.

Let's just say that one should run the streets- get gangster- and then elevate their stature.

I would not recommend low profile, especially if your skin is not the color of the populace. They already think you're rich: You better prepare for the nonsense.

Employees? They can become victim to gangsterism and your local power (ie. police, politics, business, etcetera.) When overseas, you must go beyond your domestic lifestyle.