Meat Loaf in Nicaragua

[Meat Loaf]

For the past week I've molested (groped) a hefty heffer for free. She always would remind me that the p*ssy is for sale, but I'm too cheap to rent p*ssy at the going rate. Instead, I offer sex-employment opportunities on a weekly salaried basis.

Her skin is beautiful, but plenty. Her face is gorgeous, but chubby. Her personality is amable (pleasant.) Her wardrobe is nice. In sum, she's alright, except for the weight- 250 plus!

While drinking beer I enjoy a piece of p*ssy in my hand; a breast in my hand; or my d*ck in their hand. After two (2) weeks of the above exchange I fealt guilty. I fealt that I should give the girl some financial compensation.

After making a run to the ATM to load-up the bolsillos (pockets) I returned to thw casa de citas (wh*rehouse.) The wh*res were hungry. (Everyone is broke due to the long weekend for the mayoral elections.) Over the past two (2) weeks I have not seen her get rented so I fealt (possible mispelled) sorry for her.

At her side I asked if she wanted to suck some d*ck for 30-minutes or one-hour. She replied whatever I wanted as long as I rent the p*ssy.

Understand, I don't mind f*cking mediocre b*tches 'cause as the customer I'm always correct and can't be wrong. Besides, the wh*res like it when I help someone who's not making any money- charity.

I purchased one hour of p*ssy access 'cause the p*ssies, two, I wanted were not available. We entered the room and I derobed. The Loaf was average. She derobed and I witnessed more roles than Pilsbury. Don't laugh 'cause most of you guys are fat and sloppy too, yet those "hot" girls still f*ck you. Don't be judgemental!

She layed next to me and I began fingering her p*ssy. Experience has taught me that fat girls can suck good d*ck due to their fat mouths and their lust for placing anything into their mouths- ie. food. Her p*ssy was hot. Her p*ssy had chubby lips. Her p*ssy had a little hair. Her p*ssy was deep. She spread those legs wide open so I could finger her with three (3) dedos (fingers.) After analyzing her lust, I roled on top of her.

I placed the Meat Loaf inside that womb. I layed pipe in her. It was hard work manuevering 250 pounds. It was hard work but doable. Early-on I was hitting places inside her p*ssy that she didn't know existed. I excavated her womb like noone ever has or does. I gave her the first orgasm. Her eyes were so happy for my d*ck skills. Her passion was so high for the Meat Loaf. Her desire for more Meat Loaf access was stated through non-verbal communication.

Meat Loaf offers all of the women, worldwide, a 2-to-1 guarantee: Meat Loaf gives all women the first two (2) orgasm before he gets one (1.) They like that.

After her first I rested for three minutes. I gave her the second. During intermission we discussed how I have "dick control." Meat Loaf can regulate when he cums. Hoes like "dick control." They all get impressed by a man that guarantees 2 orgams before earning his first. They remember dick of such caliber.

After I shot my load we conversed where her true personality was shared along with contact information.

(She was referred to me by another wh*re who I fucked last week so this was a "see-it to believe-it fuck: She wanted to see if what the other girl said was true. And it was and is.) She did state that I'm too confident and boast too much about how good the dick is, but she validated it as being true. There is no better feeling than when a female compliments the quality of your dick and how she wants unlimited access to it. It's an everyday thing for Meat Loaf.

From 18 to 80, blind, cripple, and crazy is the criteria of whom shall be blessed with Meat Loaf.

[Meat Loaf]

So one of the lucky ladies from last week that I blessed with "Meat Loaf" was seen last night. While spending time with some "new" carnales in their neighborhood, we held down the neighborhood corner store (pulperia.) I witnessed her walking towards the store and thought, "how small the world is." She made her purchases of eggs, bread, and leche: During her transaction she turned around and saw it was I, Meat Loaf.

Immediately upon seeing my handsome-self she walked over with instructions: Don't tell anyone that you know me from the wh*rehouse seven (7) blocks away. I live in this neighborhood, just a few houses down. My reply was of course not. Then she asks in a loud voice for everyone to hear if I was at the wh*erhouse earlier.

The ass was lackluster and will not be sampled again. Since I know her 'hood hopefully she'll give me some free advertising on how juicy and good the "Meat Loaf" is so that I may keep my expenses low.

In Nicaragua, someone may tell you that they are a doctor, lawyer, of other professional, but they too are freelancers in wh*reism.

[Meat Loaf]

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