Meat Loaf in Nicaragua

[Meat Loaf]

Returning to the US $200 per night hotel suite was posponed as Meat Loaf entered this location again.

For the first time in life Meat Loaf met a girl from Paraguay. I know they are poor there and was impressed by her young and juicy meat.

The Meat Loaf of yesteryear liked his hoes (a) poor, (b) hungry, and (c) with 0% options. The Meat Loaf of today likes his hoes (a) young, (b) with money, and (c) etcetera.

A few pats on the a*s and Meat Loaf returned to the hotel completing his first night of Buenos Aires socialization.

I like Buenos Aires, but not "Shows."

[Meat Loaf]

Entered and the hoes became excited. The fish was on the hook and ready to eat was their mentality.

Meat Loaf ordered a beer at the bar. A blonde approached the bar and sat within earshot of Meat Loaf. Within minutes conversation commenced.

The usual was discussed. She spoke and gave Meat Loaf wisdom concerning Buenos Aires for about 30-minutes. As her reward, Meat Loaf purchased her a drink for AR $70 / US $17. Alegre was she.

As she attempted to "earn a living, " more amorous communicae was offered. She quoted AR $400 / US $100 for the vicho.

After about 45-minutes I told the hoe to bounce and save the p*ssy for a different day.

She's cute as are all of the girls in Argentina.

ASIDE: Argentina has some very pretty girls! Almost all of the girls in Argentina are pretty! I like Argentina and want me a white girl in my bed 24-hours per day, 7-days per week and for free.

There are so many good looking white girls in Argentina the the "numbers game" will keep Meat Loaf busy with p*ssy. Meat Loaf is not going to P4P in Argentina. Meat Loaf is going to "mack on the street" in Argentina.

Meat Loaf has "Jungle Fever"!

The first lady that befriended Meat Loaf on his first entrance was invited to a beverage for exhibiting hospitality. AR $70. We conversed 100% sex and pornography. She presented to Meat Loaf her tattoos. Meat Loaf expressed his interest in taking her photos. She agreed. Meat Loaf will return to escort the hoe to Meat Loaf's Mobile Photography Studio including muslims, props, and various lenses and cameras.

Within this establishment the natural Meat Loaf of Nicaragua came alive and the hoes became attracted and intrigued. Meat Loaf's "pimp game" was re-birthed.

[Meat Loaf]

With AR $1,000 in the pocket Meat Loaf enters the fifth location on a Friday night.

About 10 young hoes dancing to reggaeton were present. More of Meat Loaf's atmosphere is this locale.

With caution, Meat Loaf asked the price of beer and other requirements for consumption. AR $20 / US $5 was the expense. Happy was Meat Loaf for finally finding some value in Buenos Aires.

A chava approached Meat Loaf and informed the extranjero that p*ssy is AR $300 / US $75.

Meat Loaf drank the beer and returned to the fourth location.

[Meat Loaf]

Entered this location but only after asking with clarity the price of beer and other requirements for consumption. AR $30 / US $7. 50 per beer.

Entered the locale and sat at the bar. Observed about 10 females of 30-years plus and one young hoe.

Quiet and cautious, Meat Loaf drank his beer. A clucker approached and was informed of Meat Loaf's lack of interest.

Checked my wallet and had enough for one more beer. Getting fleeced of US $50 here and US $50 there begins to accumulate.

Ordered a second beer, but only after the hoes were informed of Meat Loaf's trepidation concerning P4P.

Desirous of more beer, Meat Loaf walked to the ATM where he learned the truth that contradicted prior Meat Loaf posts. Alegre, Meat Loaf returned to the general vicinity.

[Meat Loaf]

More educated and cautious, I was guided by the concierge of a different sector with non-pros. Boarded a taxi and somehow took the taxi driver's recommendation which was more of this "Show" bullsh*t.

Accosted on the street by some hoes passing out flyers to their respective "Show. " After 10-minutes of sales pitch and limited understanding, I entered the locale. Again, the hoes ran the same technique as at the first location. When the drinks came, Meat Loaf raised up.

Confrontation occurred. The "pit boss" instructed Meat Loaf that the fruit juice for the females was AR $80 per chica times 2 plus Meat Loaf's fruit juice at AR $40. It's the promotion. Total price US $50.

The job of the females is to explain the "drink menu" to you for AR $80 minimum.

After 15-minutes of the "pit boss" explaining that I had to pay and was not going to leave the establishment, I began to understand. Unlike the first location where Meat Loaf walked out, this was not to be allowed.

Blocking the narrow walkway was his fat body and the two hoes. When he removed the items from his hand and adjusted his rings, I knew they were serious.

Meat Loaf read the menu and the promotional card given to Meat Loaf by the hoes on the street soliciting clients. It was all printed on the card and as policy. Meat Loaf began to understand the Buenos Aires style of putaria.

"Show" does not mean strip club, but means massage parlor.

Meat Loaf paid AR $200 / US $50 for the fruit juices; opted for a beer; consumed the beverage; said goodbye to the "pit boss"; and walked across the street.

Management informed Meat Loaf of a AR $10 cover and was escorted by an African to other "clip joints. "

[Meat Loaf]

Bro',

you were not lying about the the least beneficial endeavors requiring the most work.

I am completing a course in preparation for the Ph.D. programs I seek to enter and came across a professor who takes his course way too serious. He's all about what I call "busy work."

I aint got the time nor patience for "busy work." I'm the "real world" applying action and not theory. (O'Bama knows 100% theory and no action.)

I said f*ck it: Telephoned the non-USA university and told them to f*ck that course 'cause I aint got the time for that nonsense.

This mofo' wants academic submissions almost daily and under certain in-depth criteria.

Everyone in academia knows that I aint got time for "busy work." Instead, take this tuition money and scholarship program and internship program and alumnus status in exchange for the degree is Meat Loaf modus operendi.

That p*unk a*s fool almost had me in the Buenos Aires suite paying US $200 per night for the entirety of this weekend doing his nonsense instead of the streets hunting hoes. I got priorities.

"Golfinho," if it were not for (a) personal ambition and (b) the production of a strong executive summary I would not endure the pain of Post-Baccalaureate and Doctoral Studies.

Punk B*tch got me for tuition money, a little of my time, and an extra semester of work under a different professor.

I also have family competition from my cousin, 1-year my junior, who is a medical surgeon in the USA. She possesses the highest degree within my generation.

Meat Loaf wants the glory!

[Meat Loaf]

Still in search of education, Meat Loaf wandered the neighborhood of San Nicolas, Monserrat, and San Telmo. Meat Loaf came across another lugar.

Prepared and informed as the business practices of Buenos Aires, Meat Loaf pushed the hoes off of him and sat at the bar. Meat Loaf confirmed the price of 1-beer to be AR $40 / US $10. With curiosity, Meat Loaf purchased a beer and sat at the bar observing the four wh*res working.

"Chunky Monkey" "Skinny Minnie" and two others sat on the sofa across from Meat Loaf. They inquired as to Meat Loaf's citizenship and Mexico was exhaled. Concerns were expressed as to my raza. I kept with the truth.

(I hate when people ask where I am from since I am from all over Latin America. Additionally, exclaiming that one is a Gringo will only increase your expenses on everything. Never do I state that I am a Gringo: Never!)

Inquired as to the pricing of their services and the Buenos Aires style of putaria was responded. "We work for drinks. " The drinks are offered at various prices and connotate various "services"

I do not participate in such nonsense! For if you buy a b*tch a AR $480 / US $120 drink, what guarantees do I have in the bedroom. Instead, be honest and state how much for the p*ssy and for how many minutes.

I completed the Quilmes beer which is garbage and left to wander the barrios.

[Meat Loaf]

Spoke with the hotel's concierge staff as to where I can find a strip club to indulge in adult beverages and view naked b*tches dancing. He told me the general area within Buenos Aires. Meat Loaf went on his first day of exploration.

Accosted by the street peddler, he took me to this clip joint around the corner.

Entered with him and a broad attacked me. Hustling fast she took me to the couch. Next thing I know another hoe sits alongside Meat Loaf without invite and places my arm around her chunky body.

The madam brings over 2 juices and 1 beer without Meat Loaf instruction.

Of course, Meat Loaf kept asking about pricing from his first steps into the locale. The wh*res wanted to play dumb since I do not speak, "Castachano. "

"Castachano"? What the f*ck it that. Don't be making up languages to make yourself feel special or different, Argentina. You speak Spanish, but goofy!

The hoes kept double teaming and took the liberty to order themselves another fruit juice without Meat Loaf instruction. More importantly, the male or customer places the order and not any other associate. (It seems that this the Buenos Aires style of hustling and it's a dirty form of business.)

Cabronas instructed the madam to being over the check. The check stated AR $525.

You got Meat Loaf confused with some sucker if you think I'm going to pay US $145 for some fruit juice. And especially since I did not order the items.

Meat Loaf raised up. The madam wanted to play dumb and attempted to extort Meat Loaf. Conversation was held for 15 minutes and Meat Loaf wore tired. I gave them AR $100 for my beer that cost AR $40 and walked out.

Ready to kick some a*s of the male employees within the establishment was Meat Loaf. I told them to call the police 'cause I am not going to pay anything for something I didn't order.

US $25 for a beer and a hustle conversation: No thank you! And like slavery, never again.

Buenos Aires are some dirty and dishonest hustlers: First Impressions.

[Meat Loaf]

Won't be long and Mr Loaf will come to his senses and get back where he belongs, fouling up cheap pussy in Nicaragua. It must be done. I am trying to pick up the slack but just last week the price of beans doubled and now twice as much pussy is needy. Mr Loaf where are you when these pitiful *****s need you most.

Stop fucking around in the jungles of South America, get up here, rent a compound and get these *****s in line. I just got kicked out of the second hotel in a week (neither of which I was actually staying in). Medellin Mansion? How about the MGA Projects?

Meat, they need you man, these bitches are hungry. Bring Beans.

"Chili-Pepper," believe me that I contemplate my return to Managua almost daily, but I must explore other countries throughout the world.

To build my confidence in being a "Global Resident," I will reside in various countries.

Frijoles aumentar en precio? Hay Dios Mio.

Yeah, it's been about 3 months since I left Nicaragua and it feels like years ago.

If the quality of the people were better and more respectable I would return. It's no fun being "rich" in Nicaragua when no other guys are "rich" and we can't floss our wealth after a short day at work.

I miss the corporate office and would need to import some "real hitters" into Nicaragua just to keep me sane. I miss "bragging and boasting" about how many loans I wrote this week; or how much I pulled out of the CBOT Corn Pit; or how much I collected in fees for "XYZ."

When I return to North America several months into the future, I'm going to feed the beast! F*ck white hoes; raid their bank accounts; crush coochies; and give them the peace sign as I enter another second and third world country.

Then again, C$150 equates to wealth.

[Meat Loaf]

Yes, it's low and limited.

Within the past decade, Argentina had a "bank run" and therefore prevents this from happening again.

Within the past decade, the Argentina government siezed / froze the pension and retirement funds located within the country as to prevent capital flight.

A Gringo without an ATM or credit card in Latin America has 0% value and is living dangerously! With such low allowances, every Gringo is living dangerously and especially if hoarding large amounts of cash via daily withdrawl maximums.

I was given some mis-information someone.

How did I find out? Last night, I was visiting several "clip joints" and had to reload since I wanted to get consume more beer for US $8 per glass.

[Chilicabro]

Won't be long and Mr Loaf will come to his senses and get back where he belongs, fouling up cheap pussy in Nicaragua. It must be done. I am trying to pick up the slack but just last week the price of beans doubled and now twice as much pussy is needy. Mr Loaf where are you when these pitiful *****s need you most.

Stop fucking around in the jungles of South America, get up here, rent a compound and get these *****s in line. I just got kicked out of the second hotel in a week (neither of which I was actually staying in). Medellin Mansion? How about the MGA Projects?

Meat, they need you man, these bitches are hungry. Bring Beans.

[Meat Loaf]

Bro',

you were not lying about the the least beneficial endeavors requiring the most work.

I am completing a course in preparation for the Ph.D. programs I seek to enter and came across a professor who takes his course way too serious. He's all about what I call "busy work."

I aint got the time nor patience for "busy work." I'm the "real world" applying action and not theory. (O'Bama knows 100% theory and no action.)

I said f*ck it: Telephoned the non-USA university and told them to f*ck that course 'cause I aint got the time for that nonsense.

This mofo' wants academic submissions almost daily and under certain in-depth criteria.

Everyone in academia knows that I aint got time for "busy work." Instead, take this tuition money and scholarship program and internship program and alumnus status in exchange for the degree is Meat Loaf modus operendi.

That p*unk a*s fool almost had me in the Buenos Aires suite paying US $200 per night for the entirety of this weekend doing his nonsense instead of the streets hunting hoes. I got priorities.

"Golfinho," if it were not for (a) personal ambition and (b) the production of a strong executive summary I would not endure the pain of Post-Baccalaureate and Doctoral Studies.

Punk B*tch got me for tuition money, a little of my time, and an extra semester of work under a different professor.

[Meat Loaf]

Meat Loaf, you have to remedy this. These people now know that Black USA can be "gotten". One of the few things Black USA has going for it in traveling the world is the Hollywood propaganda that Black USA can be dangerous and violent. Black USA can usually travel anywhere, anytime, and be safe. The bad rep precedes us in this aspect.

Now, because of you, word will spread. Black USA is not all that big and bad and can be made carne molida just like White USA. No fear of violent retribution necessary.

Yes, you are 100% correct which is why Latin America is so much fun for Black-USA. Where Gringos are hunted and fleeced at sight, Black-USA is ignored. In Mexico, Black-USA is a 50% / 50% proposition.

Gringo-respect for the Atlantic Ocean Beach House ownership is the only reason none of Meat Loaf's tactics were executed. Had Meat Loaf not "played" Gringo overseas with Gringo-overseas ownership, the Salvador, Brasil, experience would have been 100% different. But because this Gringo is "trapped" amongst the natives with the "ball-and-chain" of real estate ownership, Meat Loaf chose not to "get the spot hot" for Gringo-ownership to continue "chasing the dream. "

Meat Loaf took 1 for the Gringo team living overseas amongst the natives. Gringo-ownership knew, understand, and was gracious for Meat Loaf's demeanor and "taking 1 for the Gringo team. "

(Remind me to write about gullible Gringos who own real estate overseas. Very important mentality to understand.)

[Meat Loaf]

Yes, it's low and limited.

Within the past decade, Argentina had a "bank run" and therefore prevents this from happening again.

Within the past decade, the Argentina government siezed / froze the pension and retirement funds located within the country as to prevent capital flight.

A Gringo without an ATM or credit card in Latin America has 0% value and is living dangerously! With such low allowances, every Gringo is living dangerously and especially if hoarding large amounts of cash via daily withdrawl maximums.

[Meat Loaf]

Administration is not permitting Meat Loaf to make direct and blatant references to race and ethnicity. Therefore, Meat Loaf will incorporate "covert" references as currently used in the dominant population. This will require intelligence by Meat Loaf readers to understand their meanings.

Everywhere I turn are attractive females!

Argentina females have the average age 30 just as Brasil except the Argentina females look better. The Brasilian females had too much meat due to their genes, but the genes of the Argentinian are more slender or "flat a*s. "

Within the first few days of residence, Meat Loaf has started to "mack" the females and is gaining results.

Maybe I'll shoot some loads in Argentina, but I must check the benefits of pulling caballo via females in the country of Argentina.