Meat Loaf in Nicaragua

[Chocha Monger]

Forget about that marriage contract.

Forget about that divorce settlement.

Simply expose yourself to child support payments for 18 - 25 years and you'll be better off. 17 - 20% for the first child, 3 - 5% for the second child, and 2% for all children subsequent. Visitation? Take the generic plan of every other weekend in the city of residence of the mother.

Or get "Guerilla P.I.M.P." and inject your b*tch with the birth control shot and prevent the child support exposure. Vasectomy is not recommended: Why snip your nutts due to procreation fears.

This is how you win as a male! After a few years of the b*tch failing to convince you to marry her, she may or may not leave. If she leaves, you already have other hoes in rotation so you don't suffer much. In contrast, when she leaves after divorce you'll be damaged and emotionally distraught for years to decades.

Loaf,

Snipping their nuts is the best protection some guys can have against themselves. Some guys are tender under the zipper and they easily fall for declarations of love and devotion from their grillas. They wouldn't put the effort into giving birth control shots. There is also a risk that the birth control shot could be a fake bought from a Chinese pharmaceutical company.
http://chinabounder.********.com/200...cheap-its.html

If you like busting raw nuts in her guts it's best to get splayed and neutered. This small investment will pay for itself thousands of times over a lifetime.

[Hog Dog]

Simply expose yourself to child support payments for 18 - 25 years and you'll be better off. 17 - 20% for the first child, 3 - 5% for the second child, and 2% for all children subsequent.

It´s always good to know about volume discounts.

Thanks for the tip!

[Meat Loaf]

Meat Loaf,

You manage hoes like a corporate pimp. Fortune 500 Human Resources mangers would be proud. Churn and burn are buzz words of the day. Like all commodities pussy needs to be rotated on a regular basis or it gets stale or spoiled. Hoes come to play and then be on their way. Your catch and release policy also demonstrates excellent corporate stewardship of natural resources. Everyone can have fun without depleting vital pussy resources.

Forget about that marriage contract.

Forget about that divorce settlement.

Simply expose yourself to child support payments for 18 - 25 years and you'll be better off. 17 - 20% for the first child, 3 - 5% for the second child, and 2% for all children subsequent. Visitation? Take the generic plan of every other weekend in the city of residence of the mother.

Or get "Guerilla P.I.M.P." and inject your b*tch with the birth control shot and prevent the child support exposure. Vasectomy is not recommended: Why snip your nutts due to procreation fears.

This is how you win as a male! After a few years of the b*tch failing to convince you to marry her, she may or may not leave. If she leaves, you already have other hoes in rotation so you don't suffer much. In contrast, when she leaves after divorce you'll be damaged and emotionally distraught for years to decades.

[Meat Loaf]

Meat Loaf,

This War On Drugs is a waste of money. The US has been fighting the sale of street narcotics for decades with nothing to show for it except huge additions to the budget deficit. A better route would be legalization, regulation and taxation. The model already exists for alcohol, tobacco and firearms. It will general revenue and create jobs. More importantly it will loosen the noose around the necks of black and Hispanic USA. Tax payers will no longer have to pay for the incarceration and removal of these narco-entrepreneurs from the community. Of course, the kingpins will not favor this as it will cut deeply into their profit margins. Colombian cocaine can be purchased for $1500/kilo and retailed in the US for $66,000/kilo. Pakistani heroin can be purchased for $2,600/kilo and retailed for $130,000 in the US. At these profit margins the cartels are probably lobbying Congress to keep the narcotics trade illegal.

Americans spend approximately $60 billion on narcotics purchases each year. About $10 to $30 billion of this is repatriated to Latin America annually. How can you eliminate a business that is recession proof and can lose up to 90% of its profits and still remain profitable? About 6 million Americans spend $100-$500 per week on illicit narcotics. Partying in America has become synonymous with getting high. If you have drugs you will get pussy. A lot of fine women are dropping their drawers for a hit of cocaine or ecstasy. A lot of gringa backpackers with shaved muffins are not roughing it to absorb Latin American culture. They’re out to mooch off cheap cocaine and cannabis.

When I moved from the Managua ghettoe to the "Gringo Friendly Confines" a lot of my Managua associates commented on how (1) white people / Gringos are there just to do cocaine and (2) pedaphilia.

As an alumnus of a major USA university, I saw white kids getting high everyday and every night. I never witnessed drug abuse until I went to the "white man's university." (The Black USA at the university are on athletic scholarships, therefore they are drug tested for performance enhancing dosages). After university, I went to Wall Street & La Salle Street where I witnessed even more illicit drug abuse. (Here, they would purchase pounds of marijuana and half-kilos of nieve (ie. snow).) Of course, nobody around these locales is Black USA or Hispanic USA, including the dealers: Everyone is white. Later on, I found myself in the "Drug-Trafficking Capital of North America"- El Paso, Texas, USA, - Cd. Juarez, Chihuahua, Mexico, (ie. El Paso del Norte), where I hardly witnessed any drug abuse. Drug trafficking yes, drug usage no. Have you heard of Juarez? It was the maquilla (ie. NAFTA assembly plants) capital of North America a few decades ago.

One must accept the fact that not everyone can do the same thing. Different rules apply for different people. White people can get caught in possession of drugs and walk away. Black & Hispanic USA can get caught or planted with drugs and "do a bid." This is why "Rent a Gangster" will explode in your face and "Hate Crimes" will / are perpetrated against white people / Gringos in Latin America.

While rock-and-roll music has glamourized drug usage (ie. cocaine, heroin, crank, marijuana, etcetera) since the 1960s, when rap music started to glamourize marijuana in 1990 it became a shock. It became that everyone Black USA is a drug addict. When rap music began to glamourize street level cocaine / crack sales, they encouraged knuckleheads to pursue that career and incarceration path.

Everyone knows that Black USA can't import that stuff. The stuff comes in via white people and Hispanic USA. The drug traffickers are the USA government / CIA as evidenced in Congressional Testimony (ie. Iran - Contra Affair).

Drugs employ too many people at the expense of people we (ie. the USA) doesn't care about- Black USA & Hispanic USA. Therefore, it's a win / win situation: Employment for white USA; incarceration for Black USA and Hispanic USA. They never have to see the impact.

The "War on Drugs" is simply a different form of slavery. And when these minorities are locked-up, they obtain commercial employment for US $0.80 per day. How close to slavery / US $0.00 per hour in labour costs can you get? And how far can they, the incarcerated 2 million residents, go with chains and shackles and watch towers? 2,000,000 x US $6.40 (ie. US $0.80 per hour x 8 hours) = US $ 2, 800,000 per day in inmate wages for the commercial contract / governmental budget allocation. The expenses of the institution and corrections officers is mute since it serves as law-and-order government spending. That's not a bad deal.

Australian was founded for the above. And they were white Englishman & Irishman. Same game, different customer.

[Meat Loaf]

This is shocking. I can’t believe gringos would treat poor mom and pop this way. I guess some guys will do anything to get a nut. After all, coke fiends rob and kill their own parents to support their habit. Could it be that pussy is as strong as cocaine in its addictive properties?

This reminds me of another monger prowling the hutongs of China in search of cheap vagina while teaching “Engrish”(sic). A lot of ISG Lurkers and mongers are enjoying the benefits of G7 citizenship without paying into the pot. They’re the first ones to run to the embassy demanding to be saved when the shit hits the fan.

You meet lots of people who have lived their entire adult lives overseas. They are not like myself, self-made, independent men. Instead, they reside under the USA government's thumb by teaching English or working as a government contractor. They know 0% about SURVIVING overseas 'cause their experience is 100% within a bubble.

Although they amass 50 or 60-years of age, they know as much as a college freshman when it involves overseas residency.

For these 50 and 60-year old living off of mommy and daddy, they will do anything not to go back to the USA where they were losers to begin with. That USA divorce jaded them. Those child support payments hurt them. Their unattractive appearance ensures they will get 0% p*ssy, especially the young stuff. They have 0% hope in the USA: They have 100% confidence in Nicaragua with US $10.

It is this reason why I dislike Granada. Suckers like the above are prevalent in Granada. These losers think that they are doing something and this is without Spanish fluency. So we know they aint doing sh*t.

This is just more evidence of farsantes (ie. phonies).

Slim Thug, "Self-Made": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZOTE...eature=related

[Chocha Monger]

Meat Loaf,

This War On Drugs is a waste of money. The US has been fighting the sale of street narcotics for decades with nothing to show for it except huge additions to the budget deficit. A better route would be legalization, regulation and taxation. The model already exists for alcohol, tobacco and firearms. It will general revenue and create jobs. More importantly it will loosen the noose around the necks of black and Hispanic USA. Tax payers will no longer have to pay for the incarceration and removal of these narco-entrepreneurs from the community. Of course, the kingpins will not favor this as it will cut deeply into their profit margins. Colombian cocaine can be purchased for $1500/kilo and retailed in the US for $66,000/kilo. Pakistani heroin can be purchased for $2,600/kilo and retailed for $130,000 in the US. At these profit margins the cartels are probably lobbying Congress to keep the narcotics trade illegal.

Americans spend approximately $60 billion on narcotics purchases each year. About $10 to $30 billion of this is repatriated to Latin America annually. How can you eliminate a business that is recession proof and can lose up to 90% of its profits and still remain profitable? About 6 million Americans spend $100-$500 per week on illicit narcotics. Partying in America has become synonymous with getting high. If you have drugs you will get pussy. A lot of fine women are dropping their drawers for a hit of cocaine or ecstasy. A lot of gringa backpackers with shaved muffins are not roughing it to absorb Latin American culture. They’re out to mooch off cheap cocaine and cannabis.

[Chocha Monger]

meat loaf continues to deliver posts of quality that teach mongers worldwide what not to do. the stories are true of how other mongers- babosos (ie. fools)- volunteer for financial exploitation enforced by g8 legislation (ie. marriage contract, child support, alimony, etcetera). hopefully you will wise-up and give thanks to meat loaf for helping you save you the ridicule and embarrassment of pulling caballo for a worthless chica.

peer group cannot be stated enough.

i met a gringo of usa affluence who "fell in love with a chica nica" 1.5 years ago. she is a widow to a retiree and receives his military and social security pensions. she married the last mark as he approached his death bed. the groom is from the same metropolis as meat loaf. his family are literally my neighbors in the usa and we all share the same occupations of glamor. they are my usa peers both in residence, occupation, education, and some social.

although his family attempted to "talk him out of marrying her," he would not listen. this was to be his third wedding. the prior-marriages were formed in a similar manner- mail order brides. and look how they went.

her reputation precedes her around town and she earned the nickname, "loca jota" for her erratic behavior when not medicated. "classic baboso" gives the family an allowance which mantener (ie. financially supports) the unemployed and non-interested in employment brother, the mother (ie. grandmother), and the unemployed bride. his remittance approaches us $1,000 per month.

what's really funny is that "classic bobo" lives in a cold metropolis and his bride has never left the "gringo friendly confines" where the weather is 95 degrees daily. how will she survive the windy city?

the day before the wedding "classic bobo" ran around nicaragua to acquire the proper governmental documents enabling his bride to gain access to the usa refugee program. he was more serious about getting married than she was.

the most elegant restaurant in town is the former home of william walker, the gran francia restaurant. for any granadina to gain access into the restaurant is an accomplishment. for any granadina to have an "all expense paid" meal and wedding at the gran francia is "hustle skills" or success. for any gringo to pay for the above is "classic bobo."

they got married, his third and her second. she earned a steady lifetime payment stream from the first marriage via usa legislation. her pensions are automatically disbursed and she will never be worried about its delivery via bank wire. now, she has the usa marriage license to a foreign-citizen. go caballo, go!

who will she talk to up north? can she survive the weather? is it worth her effort considering she already gets the pensions, remittances, and has usa legislation in her favour. what is he reaping? a latina.

this is too common of an a gringo experience; and too common of a granada perception of gringos and their stupidity. this story was the laugh of the town for that week and the following week. he was back up north at his caballo job and she was walking around town looking "dusty."

as the previous post, this is classic gringo / bobo.

this story should be called “dos bobos.” he gets to pull caballo and she gets to lose her secure benefits and live in a frigid climate. there are no winners.

[Chocha Monger]

i met another gringo, your peer, in his 60s visiting granada with the intent of mongering. i found it funny and inquired into his story. he is an avid isg lurker.

what makes his story entertaining is that he (1) took an airport shuttle 2-hours to the usa airport, (2) boarded the airline in the usa for costa rica, (3) deplaned in costa rica, (4) boarded tica bus for granada, and (5) arrived with enough luggage for a 1-month visit.

he came as the tourist season began and was "blown away" by early-twenty somethings offering p4p. like you, he chases age: unlike the females that meat loaf lays, these were some non-attractive "cluckers."

he was comfortable in his purpose of "tricking" and was mature in his quest. he visited meat loaf's mansion and witnessed a few "hangers on."

this gringo went through all of the above transportation modes just to monger is a non-mongering locale. he could do the same thing in his usa metropolis via dominicans and puerto ricans, and look a lot better than nicaraguans.

bus, planes, & automobiles just to monger. ¡hay dios mio!

loaf, did you school that isg lurker on the basics of logistics? i'll be using this story as an example of bad supply chain management and poor sourcing.

[Chocha Monger]

I had a Chica spend the night about 1-month ago. She doesn't have a chance with Meat Loaf due to my lack of respect for her parenting skills. The child is four (4) year old and she calls him, "baby." The child is four (4) years old and she gives him formula / Similac / Nido / a bottle. This is another example of how females do not have an innate parenting skill nor do they know best. I found this disgusting, but nonetheless I let her get a polvo.

It was morning and I was riding the "Executive Desk." She sat on the sofa with little conversation. Time with her is pesa and not a fluid interaction. Knocking at my door was female friend of three (3) years. She entered with loads of energy. I told "baby's momma'" to hacer amistad with the female friend of three (3) years. She responded that she does not like to make friendship: She responded that she is a loner with limited-to-zero friends at present. I, Meat Loaf, found more disturbing and combined with her parenting skills an automatic dismissal of future interaction. With pressure, I got her to vacate the premises within minutes.

As my associate sat at the "Executive Desk" for morning coffee and "I Can Pour My Own Goddamn Drink," they smirked at how one leaves and the other enters. They giggled at how the two (2) Chicas passed by each other in the foyer and that's how a man should live. They knew that the d*ck was / is in demand and that they are auditioning or attempting to maintain access.

For the friend of three (3) years, this is a given as we have executed threesome for the past three (3) years and she even knew my girlfriend / live-in of 1.5 years.

Since this exchange, "baby's momma'" has been calling up to five or ten times per day. She gets ignored. Being the gentleman that I am, I told her that I'm a womanizer / lady's man (ie. mujeriego) and that she's better off with someone else. She said that irrelevant and non-material. She said she loves me for who I am. Can't blame her. For she loves me just as you, ISG Lurker, love Meat Loaf. Unfortunately for her, she can't read International Sex Guide and get her fix of Meat Loaf sexual exploits and existence.

One Enters while the other Leaves.

Meat Loaf,

You manage hoes like a corporate pimp. Fortune 500 Human Resources mangers would be proud. Churn and burn are buzz words of the day. Like all commodities pussy needs to be rotated on a regular basis or it gets stale or spoiled. Hoes come to play and then be on their way. Your catch and release policy also demonstrates excellent corporate stewardship of natural resources. Everyone can have fun without depleting vital pussy resources.

[Chocha Monger]

It's a shame and rather common for 50-year old Gringos to be living off of mommy, still. Irrelevant of income, 50-year old Gringos will leach onto their mothers and fathers to support their offshore existence.

For many, if they ever went back to the USA they would be guaranteed not to get any p*ssy. At least in Nicaragua, they can purchase p*ssy for a fair price and think they are successful with the ladies.

Mommy simply wants her son to be happy and will remit Social Security checks and spousal death insurance earnings to her son. Failing in Granada, mommy sends her son to a country or city where they were last happy or eager to explore.

This is a mother's love and for some Gringos, they will financially exploit their retired and Senior Citizen parents for their offshore experience. The sad thing is that these Gringo's really should be in the USA where they can seek medical attention and earn their own nest egg for the attempt at Nicaraguan existence. These Gringos are not even competitive!

A Mother's Love.

This is shocking. I can’t believe gringos would treat poor mom and pop this way. I guess some guys will do anything to get a nut. After all, coke fiends rob and kill their own parents to support their habit. Could it be that pussy is as strong as cocaine in its addictive properties?

This reminds me of another monger prowling the hutongs of China in search of cheap vagina while teaching “Engrish”(sic). A lot of ISG Lurkers and mongers are enjoying the benefits of G7 citizenship without paying into the pot. They’re the first ones to run to the embassy demanding to be saved when the shit hits the fan.

[Meat Loaf]

I'm too tired to post as of late, but will in the future.

Topics Coming Soon: (1) 3-some; (2) mature white tourist gets loafed; (3) one comes in, another leaves; (4) 19-year old gets loafed; (5) retired Gringo takes buses and planes to chase cheap p*ssy; (6) white-on-white crime; (7) tourists take over Granada; (8) 2-white Gringa backpackers move into Meat Loaf mansion; (9) Nicas hunting / locking-up dumb a*s Gringos for houses; and (10) a few more stories (ie. retired Gringos living off of mommy-and-daddy, still; high-society; French pedicure; Thanksgiving Dinner; the power of words (Rev. Wright; N-word); just another Black guy; US $40,000 extortion; the same 'ol wh*res acting like beauty queens; ).

I can't remember, but I think I've f*cked 8 females in the past 2-weeks!

That's what good d*ck will do for you.

I've posted all of the above topics.

[Meat Loaf]

It's a shame and rather common for 50-year old Gringos to be living off of mommy, still. Irrelevant of income, 50-year old Gringos will leach onto their mothers and fathers to support their offshore existence.

For many, if they ever went back to the USA they would be guaranteed not to get any p*ssy. At least in Nicaragua, they can purchase p*ssy for a fair price and think they are successful with the ladies.

Mommy simply wants her son to be happy and will remit Social Security checks and spousal death insurance earnings to her son. Failing in Granada, mommy sends her son to a country or city where they were last happy or eager to explore.

This is a mother's love and for some Gringos, they will financially exploit their retired and Senior Citizen parents for their offshore experience. The sad thing is that these Gringo's really should be in the USA where they can seek medical attention and earn their own nest egg for the attempt at Nicaraguan existence. These Gringos are not even competitive!

A Mother's Love.

[Meat Loaf]

I had a Chica spend the night about 1-month ago. She doesn't have a chance with Meat Loaf due to my lack of respect for her parenting skills. The child is four (4) year old and she calls him, "baby." The child is four (4) years old and she gives him formula / Similac / Nido / a bottle. This is another example of how females do not have an innate parenting skill nor do they know best. I found this disgusting, but nonetheless I let her get a polvo.

It was morning and I was riding the "Executive Desk." She sat on the sofa with little conversation. Time with her is pesa and not a fluid interaction. Knocking at my door was female friend of three (3) years. She entered with loads of energy. I told "baby's momma'" to hacer amistad with the female friend of three (3) years. She responded that she does not like to make friendship: She responded that she is a loner with limited-to-zero friends at present. I, Meat Loaf, found more disturbing and combined with her parenting skills an automatic dismissal of future interaction. With pressure, I got her to vacate the premises within minutes.

As my associate sat at the "Executive Desk" for morning coffee and "I Can Pour My Own Goddamn Drink," they smirked at how one leaves and the other enters. They giggled at how the two (2) Chicas passed by each other in the foyer and that's how a man should live. They knew that the d*ck was / is in demand and that they are auditioning or attempting to maintain access.

For the friend of three (3) years, this is a given as we have executed threesome for the past three (3) years and she even knew my girlfriend / live-in of 1.5 years.

Since this exchange, "baby's momma'" has been calling up to five or ten times per day. She gets ignored. Being the gentleman that I am, I told her that I'm a womanizer / lady's man (ie. mujeriego) and that she's better off with someone else. She said that irrelevant and non-material. She said she loves me for who I am. Can't blame her. For she loves me just as you, ISG Lurker, love Meat Loaf. Unfortunately for her, she can't read International Sex Guide and get her fix of Meat Loaf sexual exploits and existence.

One Enters while the other Leaves.

[Meat Loaf]

i met another gringo, your peer, in his 60s visiting granada with the intent of mongering. i found it funny and inquired into his story. he is an avid isg lurker.

what makes his story entertaining is that he (1) took an airport shuttle 2-hours to the usa airport, (2) boarded the airline in the usa for costa rica, (3) deplaned in costa rica, (4) boarded tica bus for granada, and (5) arrived with enough luggage for a 1-month visit.

he came as the tourist season began and was "blown away" by early-twenty somethings offering p4p. like you, he chases age: unlike the females that meat loaf lays, these were some non-attractive "cluckers."

he was comfortable in his purpose of "tricking" and was mature in his quest. he visited meat loaf's mansion and witnessed a few "hangers on."

this gringo went through all of the above transportation modes just to monger is a non-mongering locale. he could do the same thing in his usa metropolis via dominicans and puerto ricans, and look a lot better than nicaraguans.

bus, planes, & automobiles just to monger. ¡hay dios mio!

[Meat Loaf]

meat loaf continues to deliver posts of quality that teach mongers worldwide what not to do. the stories are true of how other mongers- babosos (ie. fools)- volunteer for financial exploitation enforced by g8 legislation (ie. marriage contract, child support, alimony, etcetera). hopefully you will wise-up and give thanks to meat loaf for helping you save you the ridicule and embarrassment of pulling caballo for a worthless chica.

peer group cannot be stated enough.

i met a gringo of usa affluence who "fell in love with a chica nica" 1.5 years ago. she is a widow to a retiree and receives his military and social security pensions. she married the last mark as he approached his death bed. the groom is from the same metropolis as meat loaf. his family are literally my neighbors in the usa and we all share the same occupations of glamor. they are my usa peers both in residence, occupation, education, and some social.

although his family attempted to "talk him out of marrying her," he would not listen. this was to be his third wedding. the prior-marriages were formed in a similar manner- mail order brides. and look how they went.

her reputation precedes her around town and she earned the nickname, "loca jota" for her erratic behavior when not medicated. "classic baboso" gives the family an allowance which mantener (ie. financially supports) the unemployed and non-interested in employment brother, the mother (ie. grandmother), and the unemployed bride. his remittance approaches us $1,000 per month.

what's really funny is that "classic bobo" lives in a cold metropolis and his bride has never left the "gringo friendly confines" where the weather is 95 degrees daily. how will she survive the windy city?

the day before the wedding "classic bobo" ran around nicaragua to acquire the proper governmental documents enabling his bride to gain access to the usa refugee program. he was more serious about getting married than she was.

the most elegant restaurant in town is the former home of william walker, the gran francia restaurant. for any granadina to gain access into the restaurant is an accomplishment. for any granadina to have an "all expense paid" meal and wedding at the gran francia is "hustle skills" or success. for any gringo to pay for the above is "classic bobo."

they got married, his third and her second. she earned a steady lifetime payment stream from the first marriage via usa legislation. her pensions are automatically disbursed and she will never be worried about its delivery via bank wire. now, she has the usa marriage license to a foreign-citizen. go caballo, go!

who will she talk to up north? can she survive the weather? is it worth her effort considering she already gets the pensions, remittances, and has usa legislation in her favour. what is he reaping? a latina.

this is too common of an a gringo experience; and too common of a granada perception of gringos and their stupidity. this story was the laugh of the town for that week and the following week. he was back up north at his caballo job and she was walking around town looking "dusty."

as the previous post, this is classic gringo / bobo.