Stupid shit in Medellin

[El Mechanico]

I've been trying to use the Medellin forum while I'm here and for some reason some of you guys seem to think that criticizing or reviewing other guys posts on the pussy threads is what this forum is about. It's not, and doing that creates and environment that inhibits growth of the forum because seriously people don't want to deal with your bullshit.

So here's the deal, post it here. You can post all of that stupid, idiotic shit here. The "Medellin Reports" thread is now criticism free.

A2

A2, why not just block / delete / suspend for 60 days / increase fees for anyone deemed an antagonist! Some derive self worth & self importance from trying to bring everyone else down. It is on every board I'm on, mongering and others! Just a suggestion.

El Mechanico.

[Mr Enternational]

Man, thank you soooooo much, why didn't I just think about that? Why didn't I just think about kicking a chick out of my room and demanding that they bring me a new one in a casa that I had never, ever been to before in my life?

Why wouldn't I do that, hmmmmm. Well maybe for starters since I fucking live in South America and have a pretty good handle on how Latins think, maybe, just maybe in the back of my mind I was was unsure of how that would have been received by the management. Maybe, since I was there with a buddy of mine and he goes there often and I was unsure of the etiquette I didn't want to take the chance on damaging the good reputation he had developed in that house? You may or may not be aware of this but all over Latin America you are judged by the company you keep.

Sorry man but this is so funny on so many levels. You live in South America and you KNOW how Latinas think, yet you are UNSURE how management would have taken it that you are a customer and want to get what you paid for? And what is all of this etiquette and being judged by the company you keep shit? You were in a HOREHOUSE, not a meeting with the head of state. If every monger was like you and did not want to rock the boat by complaining about the chick then shit would go on and on and never get fixed.

[Admin2]

You should have kicked her out of the room, and told papasan to bring another girl. That's why you go to casas rather than street.

Man, thank you soooooo much, why didn't I just think about that? Why didn't I just think about kicking a chick out of my room and demanding that they bring me a new one in a casa that I had never, ever been to before in my life?

Why wouldn't I do that, hmmmmm. Well maybe for starters since I fucking live in South America and have a pretty good handle on how Latins think, maybe, just maybe in the back of my mind I was was unsure of how that would have been received by the management. Maybe, since I was there with a buddy of mine and he goes there often and I was unsure of the etiquette I didn't want to take the chance on damaging the good reputation he had developed in that house? You may or may not be aware of this but all over Latin America you are judged by the company you keep.

Mostly though, I didn't do it because it wasn't that important. I don't come here for vacations, this is my life, there is always more pussy and now that three other guys have chimed in about her she will make less money and I fucking GUARANTEE you that Sofi wasted no fucking time at all in telling her about the money she missed out on. I know that because, like I said, I live down here, I understand Latinas. The first one may have made 20 K for a shitty session but the second one made 75 K for a good one and no doubt she was talking about it in the break room.

So anyway, thanks for being a fucking douche and motivating me to make this thread. I suggest you start posting all the stupid shit you think people want to read here because I'm going to make it a mission to sit on your posts for awhile. Guys like you fuck up forums like this and I'm kinda sick of it happening. I've been here for a month and I've met a lot of guys and the number one reason for the guys who don't use the forum is assholes like you.

A2.

[Blue Touch]

You should have kicked her out of the room, and told papasan to bring another girl. That's why you go to casas rather than street.

Long hair, tattoo of some latin phrase on her right side. Avoid, literally the worst hooker I have ever fucked in Latin America. Wanted 100 k for a BBBJ, passed, was looking at her phone while she sort of pumped my dick. Then kind of blew me, more like sticking my cock in a glass of warm water than getting a BJ.

My dick was mostly hard so I started fucking her and the whole time she was reaching between her legs to make sure the condom was on asking me if I was finished.

I gave up after ten minutes and she tried to tell me I had been there for a half hour.

Literally the worst session I've ever had in Latin America.

[Admin2]

I've been trying to use the Medellin forum while I'm here and for some reason some of you guys seem to think that criticizing or reviewing other guys posts on the pussy threads is what this forum is about. It's not, and doing that creates and environment that inhibits growth of the forum because seriously people don't want to deal with your bullshit.

So here's the deal, post it here. You can post all of that stupid, idiotic shit here. The "Medellin Reports" thread is now criticism free.

A2

[Sailor Jim]

Gringos never were a particular target. Of course they do try to get over on us from time to time.

The limpieza social (social cleaning) has targeted prostitutes. But that is nothing new.

2010 limpeaza was not a big deal and this year there was not one at all. No gringos were maimed or killed. There is no reason to fear this. Just stay out of bad areas, especially at night and you will be fine. If you are still worried have a local with you.

[Tom 33]

This may all be true, but the impression I got from reading this thread, was that they were killing gringos, and girls servicing Gringos. However, I was talkng to some people from Colombia, and I was discussing the heavy security at the airport coming back, which actually made me feel more comfortable that The plane wasn't going to be blown up or flown into a building somewhere, had to do with the article you shared.

Gringos never were a particular target. Of course they do try to get over on us from time to time.

The limpieza social(social cleaning) has targeted prostitutes. But that is nothing new.

[Kodyhead]

I am glad that you had a good time. However, President Uribe apparently does not share your opinions:

You can find many articles similar to this in English in http://colombiareports.com/.

We have some very serious problems these days in Medellín.

This may all be true, but the impression I got from reading this thread, was that they were killing gringos, and girls servicing Gringos. However, I was talkng to some people from Colombia, and I was discussing the heavy security at the airport coming back, which actually made me feel more comfortable that The plane wasn't going to be blown up or flown into a building somewhere, had to do with the article you shared.

[Tom 33]

I got back, and this thread was blown way out of proportion, as of May 2009.

I read numerous reports on this site, got all excited about Medellin, bought tickets, reservation at El Castillo, and came close to canceling the trip after reading this thread. I am glad I didn't.

I am glad that you had a good time. However, President Uribe apparently does not share your opinions:

Colombia's National Police Commissioner Oscar Naranja returned to Medellin Tuesday to lead the fight against the criminal gangs of drug traffickers, whose dispute over the control of illegal businesses has unleashed an increase in violent deaths in the country's second largest city.

The anarchy of the largest criminal gangs in the department Antioquia aroused after the capture of crime bosses 'Don Mario' and 'Douglas, President Uribe said Monday before announcing he was sending Naranjo to Medellin for the second time. Medellín saw a sharp increase in violence also before the arrest of these drug lords.

After reviewing the situation of violence in Medellin with the military and police commanders, Uribe stressed that the authorities can not reconcile with those criminal gangs, or deal with appeasement, but demand all determination to solve this problem.

Last weekend at least five people were assassinated in the capital of Antioquia: two while driving in their car and three others in an elevator in the South of Medellín.

It is the second time this year Naranjo is dispatched to Medellin, where violence continued despite his earlier visit and severe security measures."

May, 2009

You can find many articles similar to this in English in http://colombiareports.com/.

We have some very serious problems these days in Medellín.

[Kodyhead]

Hi guys,

I am going to Medellin in a few weeks, has there been any update about this threat?

Or have they killed everyone in this thread?

I got back, and this thread was blown way out of proportion, as of May 2009.

I read numerous reports on this site, got all excited about Medellin, bought tickets, reservation at El Castillo, and came close to canceling the trip after reading this thread. I am glad I didn't.

[Relapse1952]

I don't have a dog in this discussion, but last night the old woman said she heard Medellin was putting a 1000 new police on the street.

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[Frank Casio]

Yes, I have my doubts as do most Paisas. You ought to try your fluent Spanish and actually speak to the people who live here.

Vigilantism is alive and well in Colombia - unfortunately.

Do you even know who controls la Mayorista? Hint: It isn't the police.

Tom,

The police allows whoever they want to control, La Mayorista or any place where drugs are tolerated! I'm there all the time Tom, where are you? Hidden and tucked away in El Poblado? Of course the Police is not going to deal the drugs themselves! Wherever in Medellin there is a tolerence for drugs in small amounts, the police allows some of these "underworld elements" to control the trade! What else are they going to do, sell it themselves? The police is there to control the situation and prevent "violent" crimes!

I know all the people in control of La Mayorista (the lower escalon), they run away like scared rats everytime the police decides to raid them, and if the police is in a good mood, they might allow them to pay a $500, 000cop fee to keep on working! If their in a bad mood or hear to many complaints regarding these folks, they arrest them! The police is there to protect the people and control the situation! It's a tolerance area for prostitution and small amounts of drugs!

Like El Periodista in El Centro where they actually sell "marihuana joints" openly! You see all the "preppy kids" there smoking their joints! Again, the police is there to protect and control the situation, not to sell drugs, hence, somebody else has to do it and it's not going to be your "local school Teacher"! In any of these areas, if the local dealer starts to get out of hand, they dissappear, like the last one in La Mayorista "El Raton" ("the rat", thus nicked named because he looked like a "rat"), and somebody nicer, attracting less attention to himself, is put in his place!

Does that answer your question Tom? Regarding if I know whose in charge of La Mayorista! Do you think I can be there 2-3 times a week for a year and not know! I don't associate with them, but I know who they are!

Frank Casio!

[Ricker]

... Do you even know who controls la Mayorista? Hint: It isn't the police.

Funny you mention that.

Last time I was at the Mayorista, I saw a chica that I know from there sobbing.
She's the little but large chest morena that Col Bog loved so.

Anyway, she had just been banned from the Mayorista by "los muchachos" for fighting with another chica.

She said she would be harmed if she came back "sin permiso" (permission).

[Tom 33]

Did anyone really think Colombia´s Military Police could not protect its citizens from a handfull of frustrated "Vigilantes" ?

Frank Casio !

Yes, I have my doubts as do most Paisas. You ought to try your fluent Spanish and actually speak to the people who live here.

Vigilantism is alive and well in Colombia - unfortunately.

Do you even know who controls la Mayorista? Hint: It isn't the police.

[Frank Casio]

It was in Medellin that Uribe and his Military Police first destroyed the Escobar Cartel. He uses the Military as Police in the whole country to fight even the all powerful FARC which used to dominate all the highways, back when nobody could leave the cities without putting themselves in danger! This was less than 8-10 years ago! That's why we are all here now, because the Military Police protects the whole country!

The same Military police that patrols all the highways and byways exiting the cities in Colombia, is the same Military police that patrols the streets in Medellin, keeping them safe! They're all over El Centro and La Mayorista, and they are not corrupt like in Costa Rica and Brazil where Americans are afraid of them! Often they go after the cocaine dealers to arrest them in front of everybody, never consumers, since there is a degree of tolerance towards consumption of Cocaine and Marihuana in small quantities ! They shake down the "traffickers", and unfortunately sometimes they do accept a little bribe here and there, they're not perfect, but they keep them on their toes! Not only don't they harrass the normal citizen, but protect them and are quick to response to any act of violence! Colombia's Military often moves their police force around, specially when they suspect that they're getting to "cozy" with the local drug dealers! They just re-shuffle them so they lose all of their connections, very smart!

Colombian police are taught to "serve and protect", from the Chief In Command, President Uribe, who, by the way, Colombians want to re-elect to a 3rd term, but unlike Chavez, Uribe, believes and respects "democracy"! The Military Police here is praised and encouraged to "Protect and Serve", and they take pride in doing this! They're hawks at protecting the subway system, I've been turn away at least once and questioned another time for looking a little "too tipsy"! They just told me to hop on a bus or a taxi where less restrictions apply! They were nice enough to direct me to the bus stop for Envigado from El Centro! This was at 4AM in the morning when the subway re-opens! I was being a "typical Paisa" and was trying to safe on the "Taxi Fare"!

This "Pride" to "Protect and Serve" comes straight from "The Top", from the man who destroyed the Cartels and saved and restored Colombia, Presidente Uribe! With a little help from good old USA (4 billion US$ given to President Uribe by the last administration to fight "terrorrism", and protect our "american's asses" down here), for which I'm thankfull for!

On a lighter note, my first house in El Trianon, Envigado was very closed to a house owned by Escobar's Mom! Escobar is now burried in Itagui, near La Mayorista and The International Club (Sriptease Bar)! When Escobar's entire Cartel was destroyed, many of the little shops in Envigado which where used to launder money for Escobar, found themselves with a business and cash that nobody ever claimed!

The cartel was wiped off the face of the Earth, and apparently the police didn't have enough records to know which businesses where legite, hence, a few locals, quite a few, found themselves set up for life! So in Envigado, a very quiet community, no prostitution, Zona Rosa "La Bota Del Dia", like Parque Lleras, you will never Know which shop owner once laundered for Escobar ! Many people did that "back in the days" (a little Lancaster,PA slang) !

Frank Casio!

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Hey Guys,

Sunday News "Head Lines" from El Colombiano, "SECURITY DEFEATS FEAR IN THE STREETS"- fears from the Social Cleansing Pamphlet ! This has been my whole point (read above) !

Point Made ! This government´s security defeated a 20,000 strong FARC and relegated it to the Jungles and Venezuela ! Did anyone really think Colombia´s Military Police could not protect its citizens from a handfull of frustrated "Vigilantes" ?

Frank Casio !