2006 Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Travel And Mate]

First timer so be gentle.

I've used this board to great results, for a first timer, and so feel I ought to give something back.

Spend a nice 90 minutes with an Indi call Luana Mel (use google). All is on the menu, except no BJTC, nice enough girl, the big and sturdy type, not the tall spinner you will see in her pictures. Apartment very basic but hot shower and clean towel available. A common problem, for me at least, is the brazilian women's hairy legs and arms. Is there a shortage of razors in Brazil, has all the wax gone missing?

Then went to Monte Carlos on a Wednesday evening. Great place, 25 girls, some 8s a lot of 7s. Had Horrana for a wonderful trip around the world, ending in a smooth Greek. Good girl, fun to be with. 322 Reais got me a girl for 40 minutes (after a wonderful sexy 30 minutes play time in the lounge), room, 3 showers, a decent massage and 2 cold waters.

They also charged me 12 Raeis for drinks I did not have, I protested and left it to them as tip instead. Seems to be common practice.

Can’t beat Brasil in price/quality.

[El Greco]

Joking.... you are not going to be able to cash in any Dollars in banks in Copacabana... You must use cambios to exchange Dollars...
Be very careful not to use your c/cards anywhere in Brazil except for ATM´s..

You do not want to have your vacation spoiled by someone stealing your card info and using it to your credit limit..... bring cash, ATM cards, and if you must travelers checks as an emergency backup only. Travelers checks have the worst exchange rate in Brazil.....

Not necessarily true. I have been using my credit card extensively for years now around Brasil, two three times a day, even in massage parlors, with no problem whatsoever.

El Greco

[Voyajer1]

Gentlemen: Going over the things I haven't done yet, I realized I haven't done a threesome. Going over my research of places mentioned, I decided to try something different: Belprazer (Website http://www.belprazer.com/). I saw the prices mentioned before on another forum. I thought it was too good to be true. So I went ahead and checked it out. It's Located on Rio Branco 185, room 2114.
As soon as I got there, the receptionist did not waste any time. She had the girls present themselves immediately. Remember I told you that the price seems too good to be true. It gets better: For a 4 hand massage as it is called for 40 minutes, 100 reals. For a full hour: 120 reals. Freaking SOLD!!! I grabbed Crystal (25y/o I think, 5'1", 35B/C - 26 - 38, lots of tatoos, flat tummy, big bunda) and Priscila (26 y/o, 5'5" at least, 36C - 25 - 38, Flat tummy, long legs, serious ass).

After taking showers, the session began. It went extremely well. The ladies worked well as a team. Priscila was by far the most erotic girl I've seen at any establishment during this trip. She was very spontaneous, while the other was more limber. Cristal has a lot of stamina, she was the more aggresive of the two; boy could she move! She just kept going and going. While doing one the other was stroking, DFK'ing, or just soffucationg me with their breasts. Everytime I switched ladies, they changed condoms. If I went soft, well they just sucked away until I was good to go. I think we went though 6 condoms :-). I ran out of possitions to engage these ladies, so I just started over a new rotation to keep the variety going. Priscila got me to release, what a mega babe! I had a ball and it sure as hell didn't break the bank.

On the website, click on "Valores" so you can verify the prices mentioned. I think I have to make a repeat visit to this place. Fellows, where else could you have a foursome for a full hour for less than $60? I love this country.

The facilities are air conditioned, there is a community bathroom upstairs where you can take a shower before and after the deed. The rooms have a twin size bed, nice clean sheets, and towels for every customer so you can get nice and close to the ladies you chose. Gentlemen, enjoy!

[Bubba Boy]

Holy shit batman those prices are outrageous.

2bedroom 2 bath 1400 square feet for USD$400,000 on Francisco sa. You could buy the same apartment in the same building for R400,000, maybe cheaper - then renovate to the same standard for another R50,000.

The apartment I sometimes rent is bigger, has a great view, is on the top floor, is in a better location and is currrently for sale for R400,000 - totally renovated. Add another R50,000 to bring it up to a western standard and it would be the shit!

[Shemp]

I think the reports of the demise of Luomos as a good option are premature. I was there last night & I received;

1) a hot meal-chicken, beans, rice, pasta
2) a hot shower-took a nice 10 minute shower after the cabine
3) a hot phuck-Bianca, a loira who'll suck you long time & loves it in the ass
4) a cold beer-reasonably priced for a termas

The line-up overall was not the best I've ever seen but there were a # of doables.

I saw the wicked female manager once in the relax room wagging her finger at one of the garotas but hey she was in there by herself on a chaise lounge trying to sleep. If I was the manager I would be wagging her ass out the door if she was sleeping on the job.

Overall the place had a good energy, many garotas dancing & garotas lingering long-time with customers-no pressure to keep moving.

I will return this weekend because I had a good experience.

Shemp

[Member #4217]

Are a disgrace these GDP's are asking for 200R-300R for ST-TLN and they are all out of their minds. Me and my buddy are down here right now I speak the language decently because I speak spanish, my buddy and I are young mongers and in shape, and these *****s will not budge down on thier prices, we are offering 150R but some wont do bbbj (what is the world coming to) fuck them hoes, we went to Centro yesterday afternoon and fucked GDP's for cheap, Im done with the Copa scene, it is going to be strictly Termas and Centro from now on for me. I also visted VM during my trip it is filthy and nasty, and I will never go there again to each his own, I didnt come to Brasil to fuck with nasty as hoes.

I thought it was outragious 2 nights ago when a GDP asked for R350 at Balcony, but last night me n my bud were there. And one asked for R400!

I almost fell over! And, the night before at HELP I left at about 3:30, the place still has many stunners, and many girls, very few guys left, and the mediocre ones are still asking for R300.

But, I have noticed that a number of these girls, after going home alone, are starting to turn up at Balcony. No entry fee!

After I left Balcony last night, in shock at the R400 price, I turned the corner and got a nice GDP for R150 TKN. Photos in photo section.

Another bud and I went to VM, a few days ago, in the late afternoon, and there were several stunners. He did one for R25, and says he will post a couple photos soon.

I returned for an early afternoon look around, and came accross a cute girl, and went against my usual rule and diod her there. R25, or R30 incuiodo "culo"
Culo is not really me, so I did the R25, but as I was pounding away, I added the extra R5 to the tab!

She told me to return with my camera, so I may do that. She also gave me her number, and said if I have any buds interested in cute with anal, they could call her. So, if you are in Rio and want her number, PM me.
R25 vs R300! Streets are not clean, but there are some fine girls. You just have to look for them.

As for me, I am sorta tied to this girl I met a few years ago right now, so it cuts back on my night-time activities. But, she works until 6, so I do have my afternoons.

Oh, and for those who pay those high prices, check this out:

My cute 19 year old, with those great tits works Mon - Fri, 8 - 6, cooking and cleaning the entire building, does the cooking, serving and cleaning for any special events, for no extra pay.

She does this for R300 per month!

So, when your girl tells you R150 or R200 is "muita pouco", think about this girl who could walk out of HELP every night with R300 or more, working for R300 per month!

Sort of puts things in perspective for me!

tom

[Pana Nyc]

Are a disgrace these GDP's are asking for 200R-300R for ST-TLN and they are all out of their minds. Me and my buddy are down here right now I speak the language decently because I speak spanish, my buddy and I are young mongers and in shape, and these *****s will not budge down on thier prices, we are offering 150R but some wont do bbbj (what is the world coming to) fuck them hoes, we went to Centro yesterday afternoon and fucked GDP's for cheap, Im done with the Copa scene, it is going to be strictly Termas and Centro from now on for me. I also visted VM during my trip it is filthy and nasty, and I will never go there again to each his own, I didnt come to Brasil to fuck with nasty as hoes.

[Full Throttle]

Haven't noticed many Help reports lately. Are all of the senior mongers present simply waiting out the high season until prices go back to normal? It doesn't look like the dollar will be worth a damn anytime soon. This year, we'll probably have all the Americans on the Veranda and the Europeans inside Help. Might be some gringo-filled subways heading to Centro!

...And I was the only guy there it was about 9:30 Friday evening, probably about 6-7 women ranging from 6-7 YMMV... I ordered a gin an tonic the bartender gave me a can of tonic cost 4R I had to make it very clear I wanted Gin and she charged another 8R for that...

The bartender asked if I wanted to buy her a drink I said no, went to [CodeWord140] came back and she had a beer. It ended up on my tab 8R which sort of ticked me off upon departure...

Beers were $4R last I was there, and no premium for garota drinks. Your experience implies 2 very called strikes. I hope they at least go down swinging on the 3rd...

By the way, there is another massage pace on Rio Branco 156. I observed 4 gentlement enter this red carpeted hall and a scantilly clad gal. It was apartment 3330. Someone may wish to explore this place at their convenience.

I think we have conveniently sampled Mariana, Mel and this tiny girl whose name eludes me. Thanks for the kudos!

[Pipe Layer99]

Things that make you go hmmmmm?

Just read the previous report about LuxoRio. Funny how a guy chimes in with only 1 previous post.

If anyone is considering buying property in Rio, do the same things you would do in the U.S. That means shop around, do your homework, and by all means dot all the i's and cross all the t's, to include getting a lawyer.

As always have fun and play safe. Donnie D

[RioStevens]

It might not be legal to use escrow accounts as this is not the proper way to pay the apto owner. It might also be illegal to handle the documents/paperwork outside Brazil. They might not have real estate license.
This is just what I heard about LuxoRio. I could be totally wrong.

I've actually met with the people at LuxoRio [http://www.luxorio.com] previously as well as seen some of their properties (about 1 year ago - July 2005 during an amazing trip to RDJ). It is an intensely professionlly (Gringo) run organization and they were a very impressive business especially for what I'm used to finding in Brazil. The properties were magnificent - expensive for sure but one might argue well worth it - and the one property that I contemplated purchasing was sold 5 days after I looked at it to another Gringo (a Brit).

Apparently they do offer title insurance and everything is done through the States with lawyers, accountants, etc. from some extremely reputable companies (I remember PricewaterhouseCoopers was somehow involved, can't get much more legit than that). So for your comments on the company being somehow "illegal" with what they are doing, it would seem impossible for a company like PWC to be involved if the whole thing hadn't been thoroughly research and approved. That's the extent of my knowledge of the company and situation, but if it helps somebody here, great.

That's my two cents on the company. Now let's return to the discussion on the GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS in RIO which is why we're all here!!!!

[Trippleecks]

Joking.... Cambios always exchange 100.USD notes... no problem....

[Sperto]

Maybe it depends. I have taken out multiple 600 reais dozens and dozens of times. It was with both my BofA card and Citibank card. However it has been a couple of months since I did that, so maybe they changed.

I think you're right. It propably depends on your bank and your card. The daily limits I mentioned is what the ATM's showed me. I thought that was the same for all foreign card, my mistake.

[Rio Bob]

So I take it that there is no re-entry to Help on the same night? You have to pay a cover each time?

If so, I'll certainly want to be pretty damn sure of a girl before I take her out of there in the first place.

DB

Officially there is no reentry to Help but try to say hello to the door man on the way in so he sees your face. On the way out say good night or see you later. If you have to come back tell him you had to step out for a moment and you already paid and you want to come back in. Most of the time it works but sometimes not. As far as the girls go I would imagine lots of these guys in Help get benefits from working there and these girls are hustlers by trade so they may be able to make their way in too but not always. There is no stamp on your hand so once you’re out your out and re-entry is only if you pay again.

[Rio Bob]

Travelers checks have the worst exchange rate in Brazil.....

In Rio there is an American Express office in the Copacabana Palace Hotel, actually on the outside to the left a little. If you want to bring American Express Travelers Cheques then this office will give the official exchange rate of that day. But it is true that most Cambois in Rio will give you a bad rate but if you prefer to bring Cheques de viagem's then this is a good solution.

[Voyajer1]

Following all the reports some of you gentlemen posted, let me tell you about my miss adventures:

I went to Villa Mimosa! Following Tom and Jerry 527 recomendation, I dressed down to look loke a local. I think I over did it; bums were giving me their loose change! Anyways, I went down there with no money, I was just trying to take in the sights, when I saw this gal with an ass that just begging for attention. I said, WTF, let's go to the Hotel Canario. Thinking about it, I remember that I had no cash (No cash no ass! ). The last thing I was doing in that environment was to pull out a credit card. So I went back to my hotel all the way back to Copacabana, came back to the same spot, and guess what happened? No f*ck%ng girl! Nevertheless, I did not give up. I have been to Villa Mimosa 3 times looking for this gal and I still couldn't find her. But one always have to look on the bright side. This is Rio. So I went to River Center Massagen and had a full hour session with Mel (19 y/o). She has a serious body, small waist, nice tits (35'Bs), flat tummy and yes, ass for weeks. Full body massage, sex, the whole for 115 reals.

After another failed attempt, I went to 4 X 4, my first time downthere. I was all psyched about going in there. I changed into the robe they provide, took a shower, I mean I was ready to go! I walked into the main boite and. Not a soul sat by me for almost 15 minutes! Now, this isn't my first time in a terma. I just found the proceedings rather peculiar. Maybe it was the time of day (2: 30pm and there were only three customers, including me). Anyway, Daniela (24y/o, morena) ran into me just before I left the joint. She is well traveled (Had a British boyfriend once), and speaks some English. She proceeded to explain that despite the place being a *****house, some of the gals still think they are all of that, acting all stuck up (WTF? ). She is your typical brazilian type: Full tan lines (Nice! ), small waist, flat, flat tummy, big tits (36 see or D, natural), big bubble butt and the tightest snatch I've ever sampled. Great service, spent 245 reals on drinks, program, etc.

Thank you Exec Talent for the heads up on L'uomo. They ain't seeing me coming through their doors; they were going to be my first option. Thanks TNJ527 for some insight on Villa Mimosa and your directions (You were right on the money); if 4 X 4 has big round asses, this place has some stuff straight out of a cartoon. Thank you Full Throtle for Centro Tour reports. Thank you all for making things this easy for me, I had a blast so far.

By the way, there is another massage pace on Rio Branco 156. I observed 4 gentlement enter this red carpeted hall and a scantilly clad gal. It was apartment 3330. Someone may wish to explore this place at their convenience.

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