2007 Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Brugal8]

I am sure I saw some posts somewhere on Vitoria (Espiritos Santos) with details of monger joints but can´t find thm using search. Anyone details please? (1st hand or second hand). Otherwise I just get sore feet walking the docks or pi**ing off taxi drivers.

Don´t think I´ll make Fortaleza for a few months yet - but top of list for later in the year.

Very nice city with mongering to be done as all of Brazil

Free lancers on the net : www.ilhadoprazer.com.br


Boites: Playman www.playman.com.br

Stardrink www.stardrink.com.br



There are more places these are the most famous ones anymore info let me know by PM

[El Greco]

i am sure i saw some posts somewhere on vitoria (espiritos santos) with details of monger joints but can´t find thm using search. anyone details please? (1st hand or second hand). otherwise i just get sore feet walking the docks or pi**ing off taxi drivers.

don´t think i´ll make fortaleza for a few months yet - but top of list for later in the year.

was there 4 years ago for 3 days on my way to porto seguro by car. stayed on the beach front on a business like gf hotel infront of some short of a "triangle area" full of bars and restaurants. a taxi driver took us to an upscale boite near by. i think its name was mensclub or something like that.
it was a house with garden infront with lots of nice girls that were dance stripping for 30r. take out was 250r at the time. another night another taxidriver took to an other boite for seamen. lots of veteranas there.

further down on the beach road we could find many sw and a motel on the far side of the road. price was 50r.

on a friday and saturday night we hit a place called "maxiplace". it was a large complex of discos,bars and restaurants. fantastic freebies there if you have the looks and speek the language. check it out anyway

i'm sorry that i can not remember more specific info. a taxi driver can help you more.


el greco

[Jan 156]

I am sure I saw some posts somewhere on Vitoria (Espiritos Santos) with details of monger joints but can´t find thm using search. Anyone details please? (1st hand or second hand). Otherwise I just get sore feet walking the docks or pi**ing off taxi drivers.

Don´t think I´ll make Fortaleza for a few months yet - but top of list for later in the year.

[Jan 156]

I find it wierd that the girls that want you to pay upfront, and you say NO, that they would rather just not have a session and leave with no money, instead of giving a great session and getting some money. Is it common for guys to be ripping these girls off recently, and that is why they want the money up front? Because we all know that the girls will be quick to not give a good session if they already have the cash. At least the odds will be against the guy of getting his money worth.

Chris H

Hi Chris - if there is any connection betwen your question and my recent post, I should point out that the place I was reporting on might equally be called ScumBagCity - so there is simply a higher proportion of nutters, druggies etc there, even if some of them are lookers and some of them are neither drugis or nutters. I wouldn´t infer anything statistically from it.

If a girl asks for money up front there´s a choice. You can negotiate hard (the Dodger philosophy lol), you can smooth-talk ´em (the Enternational philosophy), or you can just tell ´em to f*ck off.

I think it´s finding what suit you best and what you feel like in the situation. Dodger has a very different style to me but he´s a smart cookie. Enternational could melt the hind legs off an arctic polar bear. I have a go at either of these approaches when I am in the mood, but I think, on average, a girl who asks for money up front, is not the kind of girl I am going to get a good session with unless I want to go through a lot of hassle and even then it might be a throw of the dice. I had had a few beers and just wanted to cut the cr*p. I did have second thoughts about the second girl (girl in tights), especially as she was pleading with me to stay - maybe I should have given her time to change her mind (this often works).

(NB Dodger and Enternational, all respect and excuse me for over-simplifying some of your more refined tactics lol!)

[Chris H]

I find it wierd that the girls that want you to pay upfront, and you say NO, that they would rather just not have a session and leave with no money, instead of giving a great session and getting some money. Is it common for guys to be ripping these girls off recently, and that is why they want the money up front? Because we all know that the girls will be quick to not give a good session if they already have the cash. At least the odds will be against the guy of getting his money worth.

Chris H

[Dodger Bulldog]

He's worked and lived in Rio for 6 years rather than a wide-eyed newbie so has plenty of yardsticks to judge her by.

It is perfectly appropriate to state that your friend gave an excellent report on Jackie. People deserve to hear more than one side and are entitled to use all information to make up their own mind.

Each person can decide for himself it sounds like she is someone worthwhile to consider investing a hundred dollars or more. Especially in light of the fact that there are hundreds of other choices who are readily available.

When someone says "YMMV" it is helpful to know just how wide that variance might really be. It is hardly a valid excuse for a girl to give shitty service, even if she only does it every now and then.

For Edward M, and me, and the next guy who gets caught on the downside of that performance curve, it doesn't help at all that someone else had a good time a couple weeks ago, does it?

Nonetheless, to try to embellish your point by making an ad hominem attack on a "wide-eyed newbie" is questionable. It isn't necessary to attack someone else's credibility to make your own point.

You make it sound that if only I had more experience, I would have found her rules and her lies to be "excellent, anything goes," sexy blissfullness. I apologize that they didn't do the trick for me.

I guess I'm just too naive to know what is good for me.

Even though you have about as many reports to your name as the number of countries I have had experience in, I don't think it should reflect on your friend's information. He has his yardsticks and I have mine. Although, you may want to reconsider who you call a "wide-eyed newbie."

I have a friend who told me he doesn't bother reading ISG any more because it has degenerated into a series of personal attacks, instead of providing much solid information. Unfortunately, I had to admit he has a point.

DB

[Almotu]

Unfortunately, she is gorgeous and any guy that hasn't been with her before will go for it once she gets her hands on his **ck. She's all flash and no heart.

[Ardgneas]

I was that other guy that said the session with Jackie was just average and she did not get a lot of repeats. Actually it was another garota that told me she never gets repeat business so take that comment with a grain of salt. What I didn't like about Jackie was that she had a lot of rules. It could have just been with me though.

As always it depends on the chemistry with the girl. I was there 2 weeks ago with a friend who sessioned with Jackie and described it as "excellent" and "anything goes". He's worked and lived in Rio for 6 years rather than a wide-eyed newbie so has plenty of yardsticks to judge her by.

That same night I turned down Angelica a good looking blonde with a great body as I didn't like her personality and she insisted on speaking English. I've no doubt she would have been a poor session for me although others here may have had a great time with her.

[Jan 156]

what do you do when you luck-out at nogueira?

last night was very busy. reasonable number of hotties, but high level of well-heeled young guys as well. my regular gfe shares a knowing wink with me after a quick kiss – she is out to cache some of the high payers who will dole out three times what i pay her. and for less than a quarter of the time. great watching her work. she doesn’t drink so can operate with a warmth backed up by precision that most of the girls lack. and she looks stunning. yet it still takes her half an hour. a bit later i check out with a young cutie. she is so sweet and has an´innocent´ style – the way out of town girls sometimes are. but back at the apartment alarm bell one goes as she asks for a red bull. i give her one and start giving her a back rub. but right then asks for money up front. i stand up, throw her 20r for a taxi and tell her to clear off. she backtracks and says let’s be friends and i tell her fine, and hurry up and go.

but back at nogueira the chairs are on the tables. drat! round to rana´s. several of the nog dregs are lapping up the skol (only large cans available but then again only 3r). but it looks like a scene from a tarantino movie. there’s the character (man? woman? i can never remember which) dressed with beads and bands and weirdo garb as if just wandering out of the jungle. there’s an overly aggressive woman that my friend assures me has not got a penis. there’s a refined, sophisticated woman (we are talking by 5am+ standards in prado) who speaks good english and would be my first choice except she is a little older than i usually go for. she seems out of place but no doubt wants to keep working. there’s a crazy neighbour from a couple of years ago. she always comes on to me and scares other girls off by making out she’s invested time (which she hasn’t – i always get away from her as fast as i can). there are a couple of soft-featured guys who look just too keen to make eye-contact for my heterosexual liking. a blonde who looked gorgeous in nogueira looks hard-bitten in daylight. i am settling on a girl who dances fantastic samba, white tights, and great tits that occasionally need assistance to pop back into the skimpy top. she is very good looking, by any light. only downside is she has been up all night perhaps. make-up still perfect but there are several beer marks on the white tights. i figure maybe get her in the back door of the apartment to save face.

there is a hiatus of about half an hour which is an almost-lock-in. the shutters go down, leaving just a small opening of a door, which one customer makes a hurried dash for. a good looking blonde is ostentatiously introducing some substances into her arm. a bit later the shutters are up again but we are getting encouraged to drink up – owner wants to go home.

everyone re-locates next door. (the bar next to rana´s that has no name over it.) a brasilian monger is getting friendly with the sophisticated lady. everyone seems to know him. soon i find myself getting into a car with them and girl-in-tights. how much has he been drinking? i don’t know. i figure the car is far to expensive for him to risk scratching it. our attention is distracted by a flagelinha (car park spaces boy) who is furious that the driver is determined to leave without paying ( a common brasilian confrontation). we cruise slowly round the block. i haven’t followed the whole exchange. i figure i don’t have much on me to steal. i don’t mind a foursome. but we get back to the same spot and double park. white tights explains that he mostly wants her, she doesn’t want him, and let’s go to her flat.

we get to her place. it is right opposite. i need a [CodeWord134]. she beats me to it. i stand waiting for her to finish. she laughs. each time she seems to finish it is as if there are a few more pints of skol suddenly discovered for recycling. as i finally get my turn i notice numerous pieces of charred silver paper in the waste bin. through to her bedroom. she is just sober enough and will be thoroughly good-looking once she gets the splattered tights completely off. then it comes again. a request for money up front. i can’t believe it! twice in one night! at least this one doesn’t cost me a taxi. i go back across the street. gloss over nicely for white-tights´ best pal. i am now one of those reprobates i would normally give a wide berth to on the way back from the shops, still drinking at 9.30am. i disappear up the road to a less obvious bar with my friend, a great girl i have sha**ed a couple of times but is more of a mate than anything else – a sort of f*ck-buddy. chicken and potato breakfast, plus some cake, and back to mine. to sleep. wake up mid afternoon. a sh*g seems the best way to wake up, so we do that.

remember that at the last venue we had quizzed some other locals.

the name of the bar with no name over it is gato de prado – prado´s cat.

[Edward M]

Jim Norton and Patrice O'Neal are American comedians famous for describing their love for GDP (more so Patrice than Jim) although I do not think either has been to Rio for a while. Anybody ever see them or other celebs hitting the termas?

Note I do not want to invade anyone's privacy but I have heard Jim and Patrice talking about GDP in Rio on nationally sindicated radio programs so I think it is ok to mention them by name.

[Edward M]

It's not just you, Edward, it's her.

She agreed to everything that I asked in the boite, then changed to her own set of rules in the cabin.

So I walked out and had the session crossed off the books.

For the rest of you, forewarned is forearmed.

DB

That sucks. If you don't mind me asking, what exactly did she renege on?

When I was with her she told me before hand: no anal, no CIM, no photo with face (because of her fiance (this was in January, when I saw her in June she no longer had the tiny diamond ring on))

[Mangera]

Can anyone recommend a hotel or motel similar in quality to Sinless in the Centro area, but specifically close to the Uruguaina Metro station. Or one that is located close to the Flamengo Metro station.

"Close", meaning with in walking distance. I know of a few, but I have not used their establishments. So please comment if you have actually used the place for a few hours of fun. Thanks!

[Dodger Bulldog]

I was that other guy that said the session with Jackie was just average and she did not get a lot of repeats. Actually it was another garota that told me she never gets repeat business so take that comment with a grain of salt. What I didn't like about Jackie was that she had a lot of rules. It could have just been with me though. Talking to the Canadian, he had a different cabine agenda than I did so maybe her rules didn't matter.

And drink sluts really annoy me. I try to just say "no".

It's not just you, Edward, it's her.

She agreed to everything that I asked in the boite, then changed to her own set of rules in the cabin.

So I walked out and had the session crossed off the books.

For the rest of you, forewarned is forearmed.

DB

[Jesuscola]

If Bobby doesn't return you could always make an enquiry to take over that shop, would increase your customers, solve your problem in not having a shop front and thirdly, give Bobby the shits big time..............

I have rented maybe 10 times from Kenn, always excellent service.

Word on the street--from one of Bobby's former employees--is that Bobby IS back in Rio, but that he is turning his store into a laundromat, as he is not allowed to reopen BlameItOnRio4Travel, or any related business...

I imagine he will still be renting apartments on the sly--pitching them over the noise of industrial sized driers or something.

That's the gossip, anyway.

[Jesuscola]

I was that other guy that said the session with Jackie was just average and she did not get a lot of repeats. Actually it was another garota that told me she never gets repeat business so take that comment with a grain of salt. What I didn't like about Jackie was that she had a lot of rules. It could have just been with me though. Talking to the Canadian, he had a different cabine agenda than I did so maybe her rules didn't matter.

And drink sluts really annoy me. I try to just say "no".

Actually, I know several guys who repeat with Jackie regularly and think she's wonderful. YMMV--with ANY girl.