2008 Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Bravo]

Glad you had a good time last night in help. Normally, I hate when they have regular parties in Help while I am there. Its just too packed and too many young brasilian men being rude as hell. The GDPs cant work and its just impossible to get a drink.

As soon as I see that 2nd line forming outside for the VIP party upstairs, I try to grab a girl as quick as possible and just bypass going inside that night.

[Bunda Man]

went to helpee last night. by 1:00am it was packed, shoulder to shoulder. there were alot of mongers but there was also a party and there were many young brazilians, some of whom looked highschool age. met carmem, a late 20s-early 30s photographer from neteroi. we agreed on 300 reals for all night. was one of the great rio experiences that i have had. danced the night away at help and had major make out sessions throughout the night. we left help at 3am and she staid until 3:30pm today after hours of foreplay and sex.

she tried numerous times to slip it in sen camisinha, but after a couple of rubs on the cli* i had to push her off me a bit because it felt so good. oh so tempting but then the thoughts about would may happen set in and on goes the trojan. carmem provided major gfe and was one of the nicer girls(personality wise)i have met on my trips. not too mention that she had a smoking body with perky tits and an ass bouncy as a tighly wound trampoline.

however, when leaving she did request 50r for taxi fare. i told her she ruined the good opinion i had of her since we agreed on 300r and nothing more for tln. in reality she could catch one of those white vans home or take the metro to centro and the ferry over all for a few reals. in the interest of staying friendly with her for the rest of my trip, but mostly so that she tells her smoking hot friends how great i am(yeah right she tell them she got over on the gringo and that they can too) i gave her 20rs extra.

just got back from luomo and am going to help again tonight. there was an unusually hight number of stunners last night i suppose since it was a sat. i don't expect it to be as good but there are always a number of lookers on any given night. also, almost half of the fun is watching fellow mongers. i saw george forman, ravingshing rick rude(wwf) and ron jeremy impersonators all in one night. will post pictures after my trip as i have been burned by other mongers on this site before(in the dr forum) and i don't want any trouble while i'm here.

[Ee2002]

What is Nogueira? Is it a place near Help?

Nogeira is a hole in the wall bar across the street from Barbarelas between Prado jr and Princess Isabella. A few girls, mostly the ones that live on that side go there after Help and Balcony closes.

[John Jay]

Can you give me walking direction to this place from the Metro? I've be to BA85, and BA113 but haven't seen this spot. Is it in the same neigborhood? Did you get any pics?

I went to VM for the first time; VERY interesting place. I call it the pussy Bizzare!

Hi,

Try this link:

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tab=wl

I just typed it into google maps and it came up. you can see the Metro stations from the picture!! If my links doesnt work jsut go to google Maps and type the street name + Rio de.. and it should pop up again!!

JJ.

[Sunset Strip]

It looks like the dollar is trading higher now, what are the currency houses paying for a dollar now?

Double,

There is actually a Real/Dollar/ currency thread where you can post this question and receive better feedback than you will get here in the trip reports thread.

TJ

[Double]

It looks like the dollar is trading higher now, what are the currency houses paying for a dollar now?

[Ryjerrob]

For a good session you will go down the stairs with wobbly legs for an extra good one you will go down the stairs almost levitating. After these 2 excellent sessions I was levitating for sure and ready to return as soon as I recuperate.

After those earth moving sessions where you're dripping with sweat, and the half-empty bottle of water does nothing for you, I usually drift past the crowds rushing up the circular stairs, heading down on my magic carpet..........

ryjer

[Ryjerrob]

I've seen several of these gringos loosing their wallets and gold-chains to the street-kids.

Wallets, gold-chains, on vacation, wtf are people thinking?? I hide my wallet the minute the plane lands. I don't think I've ever owned a cold chain either.

ryjer

[Dwilso39]

Finaly arived in Rio and rested the first day, due to a very long flight. The next day I headed over to Uruguaiana metro station and considered all my options and decided to go to Vanesa in Rio on Leandro Martins #5, where the cost to benefit ratio has been always very good. Crossed Presidente Vargas and 2 1/2 blocks later I was climbing the stairs. Arrived at 2 PM and there were great choices available, as the few customers, were mostly drinking beers on a 3 large cans for 10 Reais promotion.

Since my regular gfe was not there, I took a small spinner with curly hair for 50 minutes. For some reason, I can't remember her name, even though her last performance was way above average. She was even better than last time and provided a high energy, no holes barred PSE and the 50 minutes went by way too fast. It's very good to be back in Rio.

In the meantime, my regular, Evelyn, the chocaholic mulata from Bahia arrives and pretends to be upset, so I give her a few chocolat bars I had brought for her and say that I felt sorry for the garota, as she had not made any programa yet and needed money to buy lunch, but I had saved all my "leitinho" for her. This seemed to work on her mood and I soon went up the rickety ladder again for 50 minutes, this time of a very GFE, which totaly drained any remaining energy left.

The quality of your sessions in the 1 real per minute places, can be evaluated by how you go down the stairs after the session. For a good session you will go down the stairs with wobbly legs for an extra good one you will go down the stairs almost levitating. After these 2 excellent sessions I was levitating for sure and ready to return as soon as I recuperate.

Can you give me walking direction to this place from the Metro? I've be to BA85, and BA113 but haven't seen this spot. Is it in the same neigborhood? Did you get any pics?

I went to VM for the first time; VERY interesting place. I call it the pussy Bizzare!

[Dwilso39]

That Nogueira thing is one thing I haven't done yet. Perhaps on my next visit to Rio ...

What is Nogueira? Is it a place near Help?

[Pelicano]

Finaly arived in Rio and rested the first day, due to a very long flight. The next day I headed over to Uruguaiana metro station and considered all my options and decided to go to Vanesa in Rio on Leandro Martins #5, where the cost to benefit ratio has been always very good. Crossed Presidente Vargas and 2 1/2 blocks later I was climbing the stairs. Arrived at 2 PM and there were great choices available, as the few customers, were mostly drinking beers on a 3 large cans for 10 Reais promotion.

Since my regular gfe was not there, I took a small spinner with curly hair for 50 minutes. For some reason, I can´t remember her name, even though her last performance was way above average. She was even better than last time and provided a high energy, no holes barred PSE and the 50 minutes went by way too fast. It´s very good to be back in Rio.

In the meantime, my regular, Evelyn, the chocaholic mulata from Bahia arrives and pretends to be upset, so I give her a few chocolat bars I had brought for her and say that I felt sorry for the garota, as she had not made any programa yet and needed money to buy lunch, but I had saved all my "leitinho" for her. This seemed to work on her mood and I soon went up the rickety ladder again for 50 minutes, this time of a very GFE, which totaly drained any remaining energy left.

The quality of your sessions in the 1 real per minute places, can be evaluated by how you go down the stairs after the session. For a good session you will go down the stairs with wobbly legs for an extra good one you will go down the stairs almost levitating. After these 2 excellent sessions I was levitating for sure and ready to return as soon as I recuperate.

[Euro100]

I for one would like to see it shut earlier - say about 3am - instill a bit of urgency into the hustle instead of them drinking their way thru four hours of bargaining. By 5am I'd rather be in Nogueira if I haven't scored.

That Nogueira thing is one thing I haven't done yet. Perhaps on my next visit to Rio ...

[Sperto]

I for one would like to see it shut earlier - say about 3am - instill a bit of urgency into the hustle instead of them drinking their way thru four hours of bargaining. By 5am I'd rather be in Nogueira if I haven't scored.

I often pass outside Help just after 5 AM, heading for a morning run on the beach. It's not a beautiful sight seeing the last remaining GP's desperately trying to pick up some [CodeWord140]-drunk gringos who barely can walk.

I've seen several of these gringos loosing their wallets and gold-chains to the street-kids.

[Jan 156]

Yes, around 5 AM this morning.

I for one would like to see it shut earlier - say about 3am - instill a bit of urgency into the hustle instead of them drinking their way thru four hours of bargaining. By 5am I'd rather be in Nogueira if I haven't scored.

[SavePros321]

Did HELP close???

Yes, around 5 AM this morning.

Good one, lol