2007 East China - Shanghai

[Saltywolf]

Thanks, WGS.

I went to Bo Duo at about 1:45am and the attendant told me they close at 2am. Didn't know that. So I headed out to Tomson. They close at 3:30am. My first visit at Tomson. Because of the time constraint, I decided to head home for a good night sleep.

The bouncer showed my way out and as I was about to enter the cab, he asked whether I'd like to go to another place where he used to work. Claimed that the price is 600 LT and Full Package. I got his number and name in case I opt for this option when I'm too desperate. Since we don't know where this place is or what we have learned from it, I will refrain from providing his number. Sounds shady to me.

Are SN in Pudong 24 hours? Which ones open late?

[IbeTheOne]

Will be staying at the Sheraton in Shaanxi Province next week. However, with a tour. Looking for services near bye to visit on my free time. Have to be discreet and cannot bring back to hotel. Any info?

[WinteRain]

Anyway what would you do in the situation? Pay half and run? Complain loudly? Just keep sztum and go? Be interested to know. Saw another laowei going in as I came out, 10ish PM, 45/50 perhaps, dressed in black, smart looking. If you’re reading this, any thoughts? Or did I just get really unlucky?

Do NOT pay half and run. I'm most certain you would receive in turn a 90 minute treatment from either the people running the place, or the authorities.

Probably the best thing would be to complain loudly, and if you saw another lao wai going in, perhaps recommend him to another place. :P

[WinteRain]

For a few hundred, this one is rather expensive as the damage was now 508 + 200 rmb to the girl, but I repeat the massage was perfect. Girl kept on asking when she could come to my hotel room, wondered what that would cost as she told me that prices for " extra service " would be discussed in the hotel room. They know that once there the guest is a weak position and most will pay whatever they ask for.

John Euro

That's way way too expensive for a massage with a hj! My recent report on Peacock massage offers you 90 mins for $298, 2 girls $398 ! you might want to check it out for a relaxing time.

Along the North side of Xietu Road / Da Mu Qiao Road .

[Calvin Hobbs]

I just started staying at Xijiao Guest House and it's really a great place (5 star at the same price of a Holiday Inn) with one exception. It is very isolated in about 1160mu park setting. It is on Hong Qiao Road. No women. Hotel is about a mile inside the park. I'm looking for a FS LT sauna nearby or outcall so I can have some company for my R&R. Any ideas?

Thanks

[Long Slong]

Well said brother! But what is one to do? So far for me this is bang for bucks

Now the trick is to find one closer so if I do not like what I see, I do not feel that I have wasted my time traveling to her I can just walk out and see if they would lower their price!

Long Slong,

I only tried one other search, and the same picture came up for a totally different City.

There can only be one explanation: she's a clone!

McDonald's has gone from selling meat to selling flesh.

To ensure consistency of quality, they are now cloning service providers.

They all go through the same Golden Arsch University, so that's why there seems to be a set routine involving identical tongue bath, hot / cold slurping, rimming etc.

To give you the illusion of choice, Hamburger/Big Mac/Quarter Pounder wise,
you can choose a Small, Medium or Large girl.

And of course, the burger you get never looks as good as the one on the poster.

[Serse]

Just arrived from Manatthan. We step in very early (10.00 pm) and no WG were inside.

They started to arrive at 11.00, but after a while I had to leave (I was with some collegues). Just old philippinas, nothing special, not my kind of girls.

Within two days I'll try Shanghai Sauna or some other suggested place.

Maybe someone of you were entering Manatthan while I was going out this evening.. I hope you were luckier than me!!

If you want to monger together on Sunday evening or Monday evening, PM me!

Serse

[World Guy Sh]

Do most of the SN in SH accept credit card payment?

Bao Duo does. Ji Yuan (despite my last post) has a machine and saw a guy using a local card a couple of visits back.

If you have a PIN you can of course just put the CC in any cash machine with the relevant signage.

WGS

[World Guy Sh]

Forum, People,

I’m going to add to the Ji Yuan debate here on customer service although my reasons are somewhat different and it didn’t just happen at the front desk. I have to admit I didn’t agree with the complaint of the previous member although can understand how it might rub some people up the wrong way.

OK. Just got back form Ji Yuan 1 – JiaoZhou Lu, Changping Lu. It’s a 10 minute cab ride away. I left home 85 minutes ago. I arrived at 9. 15pm – tol that it is a 20 minute wait. OK, don’t worry, not tonight, please sir, don’t worry, only 10 minutes. OK, I’ll wait. And in fairness a couple of minutes later I am taken. Straight to the line up. WTF?

So there I am, at the line up looking at about 12 girls. All OK. Pick Number 1 – she smiled demurely at me so why not? Nice looking, big eyes, OK chest. This is all odd (I have been here before) and after being asked to sit on a stool, with her admittedly getting very friendly get taken straight to the room. Girl disappears for some stuff and then comes back. We’re at 9. 30pm now guys. She undresses me and then herself. Into the shower. Perfunctory wash. Then sets up the wet bed (I’m chatting to her all this time in my limited by basic conversational PTH) gets me to lie on it. Usual stuff but. WHOOAAA. Back, massage, flip, front. Up, shower. What?

We’re now at 9:40. So, shower and soapy massage has lasted all of what, 7 minutes. Isn’t this what Ji Yuan is supposed to be about. A soapy massage? I say "Tai kui le", she just smiles and corrects my mandarin. Nice. I kind of knew where this was going. So did little brother who was getting really quite little.

Onto the bed. Sits me on the bed. Starts working at little brother and below. Up he goes and then she gets me to lie on the bed. OK, so maybe things are improving but low and behold, nope. 3 minutes tops and she wants to cover it and do the deed.

At this point I protested, told her that I wanted more. Roll of the eyes, and OK. And it is a pity, because she is good at this. Or seems to be, but frankly I never get the chance to really find out. In an attempt to slow things down a bit I go for DATY.

Now, I reckon I go to these places for some fun and relaxation. But hey, I seem to be doing all the work. I guess I got 5 minutes, but certainly no more. I didn’t really want more by this point. So, on goes the cover into mish and off we go. I wasn’t exactly quick but even so, by the clock on the wall, which I checked it was just before 10pm.

OK. So lets see if we get round two. But no, straight in the shower, wash and out. Dry yourself mate, and then sit on the bed whilst I watch her putting on her make up. Yes, that’s right. I’m paying for a make up lesson. And then she dresses me and hertself and I am back, standing at reception with the reception girl asking me for 760RMB.

Excuse me, but no. So I complain. "Bu hao". Now I am aware that reception is busy. I don’t want to make a fuss. So I am low key. "Mei you". She looks at me, 760. So I speak to the guy who chatted to me when I came in. Point out I arrived at 9. 15 and it is now only 10. 10. Too quick, not good "San shi fen zhong". I can at least do this in PTH. "Sorry sir" he says and walks off. I make one more attempt at indicating, no, making perfectly clear I am not happy. "Qi bei liu shi". Wallet, pull out cash.

So, what do you do? I was tempted to pull out 400 put it on the desk and leave, but it three flights of stairs. You never know who you might meet on the way down. Or outside. I mean, if I ran the place I would want security. People pouring in. Don’t waste your money chaps.

You know, I would have preferred they had said, "Sorry, full". Or come back in one hour. Given me a proper time. I would have left it for the night, gone somewhere else, but would have returned. Now? Not a cat’s chance in hell. Never. Sorry, I know people like Ji Yuan, hell, I did but not now. I feel conned. Ripped off, conned, cheated. Call it want you like. She tried to up sell me to two girls. Glad I didn’t go for that.

Look, I’m quite sure that JY can be good. Girls are good looking and previous history suggests that it is. Personal previous history tells me it is. But this was beyond anything. I have spent longer in BBS’s. Almost. For twice the price I could have a KTV room and a bottle of whisky for a night. For less, I could have been at 209 Wulumuqi Lu. Or the SH which I nearly went to but like the soapy bit and wanted to relax.

Oh yeah, could have done that in the room one the way out, but was in no mood to sit around. Relax? That’s what I went for. In reality it was the most grim, depressing experience I have had here or anywhere else. So, what’s the moral of this? JY customer service is crap. Lets be blunt. On a Friday night we are money. But that is (I reckon) five visits in the next year they lose from me. I won’t be back. Whether you should? I’m not saying boycott the place, I’m not that gung ho, but check the through put. I know people say the down side of JY is a wait but hadn’t expected to be almost ejected through the system. I’d just be really careful, that’s all. I just don’t want anyone else caught out in the same way. 760 used to feel a bargain. Tonight it felt very expensive.

Anyway what would you do in the situation? Pay half and run? Complain loudly? Just keep sztum and go? Be interested to know. Saw another laowei going in as I came out, 10ish PM, 45/50 perhaps, dressed in black, smart looking. If you’re reading this, any thoughts? Or did I just get really unlucky?

Me? Friday nights I’m sticking to my right hand.

WGS

NB. If you do want to go, here are the girls details:

Number 01, from Zhejiang
Face, 6.5-7
Body, 6.5
Chest – nice size, unevenly enhanced.
Effort – 3
Attitude 6
Cost 760RMB

[Mark17]

Attached is a picture of a Cialis knockoff. I've seen it in a couple adult toy stores. I worked the price down to 100RMB for a bottle of 10, so I figured it was worth a shot. I was surprised that it actually did have a positive effect. It does not seem to last as long as the authentic Cialis, but for 10RMb a shot, it's a good alternative.

Here's hoping my dick won't turn green and fall off.

I have found this in Beijing, and agree it works well.

Where can you buy it in Shanghai?

[Mark17]

Zapatas ladies night on Wednesday still rocks. There last week and it was unbelievably crowded with ladies.

ES

How is it on the weekends. Friday and Saturday? What is the going rate the girls ask for ST or overnight? And what rate can you normally negotiate to? I assume many of the girls here have normal day jobs. And just out for extra cash?

[Ace Gallant]

Experienced monger, but new in Shanghai, in town for 3 nights from this Sunday. Anyone interested in hooking up to explore the scene PM me for my mobile.
Open to any suggestion, the lewder the better ;-)

Dear Shanghai Gang,

Althrough I had met Logos briefly in CP Jia Yi KTV last Sunday, I had communicated with him on PM and Emails before he arrived in China. From our communications and our brief meeting I can sense that he is a OK guy and definitely not a wanker.

As I am away from my station during his visit to China, please help me to give this newbie to China a warm welcome and take care of him (should any of you guys are available).

Logos; As the Golden week holidays was just over, we are still dealing with the aftermaths of the holiday and thus many of us are still away from our station. Please forgive us if none of us are available during your stay in Shanghai.

The Shanghai thread has lots of good information and thus; please help yourself to these great contributions from members.

BTW: You still owe me a beer for booking your hotel and transport into CP! hahahaha...! Just joking!

Enjoy Shanghai!
AG

[John Euro]

Back in SH for my 3th time in 2 weeks and now just for one night, I headed again to Joy lmassage late evening as I needed only a good massage, the late flight and hours driving have been killing me, the SH hotel sauna was very tempting but I thought I will fell asleep on the stretcher if the treatment is not strong enough or a bit soapy style.

Arrived at Joy and asked again for #66 and a 1h oily at 328rmb, not cheap but I know the quality is excellent. Things have been going the same way as in my previous report and the works where excellent, I was with my hands all over here body as far as possible with no resistance except when I was trying to open the zipper, no much tits in packaging either. When she was rubbing and teasing my lower front part and saw that my friend was up in the air she asked if I wanted a upgrade for one hour more. With my 5 words Chinese and here 10 words English I could not figure out what could be " include " in the hour extra, se kept on saying extra massage and I agreed for a 30 min extra to try it out and being sure that the extra 160 rmb would go to the mamasan, she kept on going and after the 60 min spot she gave me a neck and full head massage (head massages are in most places a time killer within the 60min and I don’t like it) but must admit this one was great, at the 70 min spot she cleaned my whole body up with hot water, throw a large towel over me and told me the game was over.

I told here now way! , pointed at the clock for the remaining 15 min to go, I grabbed her to hands and placed them on my groin area, a big smile on here face and she started to massage my groin area over the towel and only when I had a hard one she took slowly the towel away to continue with soft stoking and ball massage till the end.

For sure the 1h upgrade where they ask for is a ripp-off type of thing, nothing extra include and the massage is getting very expensive that way as she was doing already the best works within the first 1 hour. I know the HJ for 200 rmb on top is not cheap but at this time well worth it, I had no other chose due to lack of time. If I see on this board that you can get a decent massage + HJ incl. For a few hundred, this one is rather expensive as the damage was now 508 + 200 rmb to the girl, but I repeat the massage was perfect. Girl kept on asking when she could come to my hotel room, wondered what that would cost as she told me that prices for " extra service " would be discussed in the hotel room. They know that once there the guest is a weak position and most will pay whatever they ask for.

John Euro

[Logos]

Experienced monger, but new in Shanghai, in town for 3 nights from this Sunday. Anyone interested in hooking up to explore the scene PM me for my mobile.
Open to any suggestion, the lewder the better ;-)

[Silk Fan]

Many thanks for the wisdom garden here.

Hopefully worthy addition to that, off Chi Feng Lu station (yellow metro a tad north).

Out of station, amble east on too busy Chi Feng and confidently ignore the 2 BBS with enthused wavers and tres dirty windows (I thought I didn't have time for a trim. Wtfwit? ), turn north on 1st street Ti Yu Hui. Perhaps 6 BBS on the west side, so don't repeat my mistake opting in the 1st place (before I realized it was a mini mall of many house). Do yourself a favor and up & down the street for informed selection.

Late AM. I got walked in back grubby stall for 50 RMB, two solid 5s trying to negosh 200 for a duce HJ. Sorry ladies, only brought 1 jiba so I stuck to 100RMB guns without too much pouting on their part. Nice feature though, the 2nd half didn't leave, just assisted me nippelarly and showed hers easily (yawn), fetched some oil when I resisted the urge too long. I think she wanted to hang around just to inspect the load (thus me sorta suspects laowai don't find the street all that much). OK, a 100/HJ might be past scale given the plain candy, but for a team effort it seemed worthy. Didn't have inclination for FS but probably a bargain.

Leaving, had that good old freaking feeling when I saw 3 gendarmes bench sitting across the street 20 M down. Maybe I will get used that, maybe I shouldnt. I was looked over but more than normal curious stare.

Continued about my legit trek when I saw the many more BBS, each with better selection than my spur m'o the moment pick. Ahh there is always another day.

Old hands. OK I love to DATY weller as the next guy, but I don't want my lips to fall off with a fever later that week. How do you DATYrs get past that concern? I fear BBS enough (given lack of a hot lather scrub asap after deed).

Also odd, of course was waved to/in each subsequent BSS as I went on my way. When I returned a few hours later via same street, still lots of treats in the seats but no waves. Just that time of day? Gendarmes have a word with the mams? Maybe my paranoia?

Obligatory humour. Was sofa shopping and pocket loaded with several K quai, which I forgot all about just before I went in. Walked out OK with it, but will probably pack lighter next trim. I mean time.

Long live, thanks

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