2007 South China - Dongguan

[Dan Hawaii]

I got the true meaning of this phrase first hand. The first couple of days was pretty much hits, then the misses came later. Here are some stories of the misses.

I took a KTV girl out, but she said I was fucking too long??? I was like, what. She was saying something like, "Putong" or something like that. And she was saying no no. So I was like, wtf. Do I have a fucking time limit, literally So I was pissed and told her to leave. I paid her the 500rmb, yeah go ahead and flame; I know I'm going to get it. But get this, she was pissed, like I underpaid her or something. So I was like, damn, what a *****. Maybe because it was 4 in the morning? But that ***** never did her job. I should have called the mommy. Oh well.

Another miss was with this girl Jia Jia, cute young girl, said she was 19. What right do I have to call her a liar. But she looked younger. I could not get it all the way in, she kept screaming and saying "putong" I'm pretty sure it was the same word the KTV ***** was saying. Anyways, she was hot and cute. I would like to break her in, but I think that would be mean. I don't understand, she works at the BBS and she can't fuck because she is so tight. Hmm. I really liked her, maybe because she was young or because she was so tight. Don't know, but I would rent her out for a couple of weeks just to break her in slowly if I had the time. Maybe the mommy should give me freebies from her just to train her or something. Hahahaha.

Another miss was this hottie BBS girl. She had good service and everything, very pretty and sexy. But the miss was I asked her to stay LT but she refused. I was like, damn. I wanted an early morning session with her, but she refused to stay. I found her around 6p, we had dinner with my friends, and by the time we did the deed, it was 8:30 pm. I figured she would stay because it was so late. Question: do they have the final choice in whether they stay or not? I thought we had the choices and they had no options? I think she had another customer, because the girl got a call from the mommy, I'm guessing. And she was talking in her native tongue, that our friend Fenny could not uderstand. Maximize profits, damn corporations.

[Dan Hawaii]

Dan and Co have been busy recently. Aside from the BBS swarm, one guy had a serious case of food poisoning and became all twitchy and spastic from some pork (or other mystery meat) from the lunch a before.

Got a call and we all made a trip to CP people's hospital. Although Im not a fan of china healthcare, they took good care of him and he's back up and running.

On with the pussy chat, but play safe. For those who are traveling around CP and need med assistance, CP People 'ren min' hosptial gets a thumbs up.

I dont really go to BBS in CP but last night I was flagged behind Hui Mei. It was late and her stock didnt look so great, but they called all over to find me one to my liking. Even found a "private" kitty that they claimed didnt usually work because shes sponsored. BS or not, they werent pushy about me taking my time. her performance was only average but she was clean and tihgt so cant be complaining.

Yeah, kind of busy. My friend got FUBAR after eating some bad meat, and I'm not talking about pussy. He was lying on the bathroom floor, puking, and shitting water. Anyways, the hospital was better than we anticipated, even had AC in the rooms. Was cheap too, like 360 rmb for pretty good health care. I mean, they cured him pretty quick. Fellow mongers would be happy to hear that the hospital is 5 minutes away from the Miraton. Thanks to our friend Fenny who told us about that hospital and took us there. Luckily she was into my friend that got sick, so she took care of him at the hospital. Her english is rusty so, thank God that Charged Red came to the hospital to translate perfectly for us. I think my friend would have died if he never went to the hospital. He had an electrolite deficiency and was dehydrated that's why he was cramping up so bad and he said it felt like his organs was shutting down. He was drinking water but he would just puke it out. So they gave him 5 bottles of different IV stuff. After 6 hours he was way better.

He left CP the next day to go home. I think he is scared of China nah, he was scheduled to leave that day anyway. Thanks to the girl Fenny for showing us where a decent hospital is. And major thanks to Charged Red for taking care of us in CP. I must say, pussy could not come between our friendship with him.

[Charged Red]

Dan and Co have been busy recently. Aside from the BBS swarm, one guy had a serious case of food poisoning and became all twitchy and spastic from some pork (or other mystery meat) from the lunch a before.

Got a call and we all made a trip to CP people's hospital. Although Im not a fan of china healthcare, they took good care of him and he's back up and running.

On with the pussy chat, but play safe. For those who are traveling around CP and need med assistance, CP People 'ren min' hosptial gets a thumbs up.

I dont really go to BBS in CP but last night I was flagged behind Hui Mei. It was late and her stock didnt look so great, but they called all over to find me one to my liking. Even found a "private" kitty that they claimed didnt usually work because shes sponsored. BS or not, they werent pushy about me taking my time. her performance was only average but she was clean and tihgt so cant be complaining.

[RasSpewtin]

Any other members interested in a trip from Zhuhai to Chang Ping this weekend? If so, it would be good if we could split the cost of a private car to CP and back. Anyone interested in sharing a cab in either direction please send me a PM. I am thinking of leaving either late Friday afternoon or sometime on Saturday morning, depending on the amount of interest shown. As an FYI, you can figure that a private car one way is around 450 RMB.

The talent was exceptional when I was there two weeks ago, so now is the time to get over there!

Raz

[Pointpanic]

I sure would like to know also as I will be there on a short trip in mid October. Anything near the Fu Hua near the tourist zone? I've been approached by free lancers along the river in the evening. If anyone knows where the shops are located I could do some field research.

WaikikiBob

Somebody told me there are some very good mommy shops in Zhongshan. Lots of great looking girls. But he said they are hidden and difficult to find. Anybody have info about that?

[Ace Gallant]

Szexpat

You know AG would know because the new mommies have to pay him protection money. hahahahahahaha
She was probably working for AG!

She did not pay me any money that's why I need to find out...hahahaha!

Enjoy!
AG

[Batman]

Szexpat

You know AG would know because the new mommies have to pay him protection money. hahahahahahaha
She was probably working for AG!

[Old Mean Dog]

Will check her out this weekend.

But IMHO: Unlikely to be a undercover cop because: "Why would a undercover cop dress so unlike one of those regular mommies? and; in CP, regular mommies mark their domains. If there is anyone new, they have to pay protection money and play by the rules. The regular momies will not let a new person whom they do not know, sells in their domain.

Enjoy!
AG

If your standing oout the front door of the Lucky, with your back to the hotel, this new mommy is to the left, this is a non-mommy area as all the mommies are to the right and down the street till the Miraton. she was sitting in a lawn chair at the end of the sidewalk.

She "did" dress and look different than the other mommies, wearing Levi jeans, Tommy shirt, Polo Hat, nice shoes and sunglasses....almost looked like a HK gal.

-SZE

[Ace Gallant]

Wanted to let you guys know, I ran into a new mommy outside the Lucky Hotel, I nor my wingman have ever seen her before. She is a tall, bigger body gal (nice looking) that was wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap at 10 pm. Be careful, both of us worried she might be an undercover cop.....can't be sure, I told her I have a gf and not looking, maybe someone else knows her and can confirm if she is legit or not.

-SZE

Will check her out this weekend.

But IMHO: Unlikely to be a undercover cop because: "Why would a undercover cop dress so unlike one of those regular mommies? and; in CP, regular mommies mark their domains. If there is anyone new, they have to pay protection money and play by the rules. The regular momies will not let a new person whom they do not know, sells in their domain.

Enjoy!
AG

[Old Mean Dog]

Wanted to let you guys know, I ran into a new mommy outside the Lucky Hotel, I nor my wingman have ever seen her before. She is a tall, bigger body gal (nice looking) that was wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap at 10 pm. Be careful, both of us worried she might be an undercover cop.....can't be sure, I told her I have a gf and not looking, maybe someone else knows her and can confirm if she is legit or not.

-SZE

[Old Mean Dog]

Arrived CP on Monday, meet Dan Hawaii and his crew over at the now famous Hunan restaurant all the mongers like to eat at. Nice guys, hope they really enjoy their stay in CP and don't wear out the girls to much!!

Picked up my new regular girl and went for the first pop of the night, afterwards was hungry so took my girl, Gentilman Jim's girl (she wore his old ass out, so he was sleeping) and we headed over for some beer and food on the snack street. Met up with my best little mommy and her friend and had a nice chat. I was certainly the center of attention being the only white guy in the joint and sitting with 4 very cute and young girls.

Afterwards, went back for pop #2 and #3.

Looked at apartments the second day and chose one, I will be residing in CP starting Aug 3 and my mission, outside of work, is to bang every girl in CP that can or wants to sample a laowai.

Santa, Bill and any other of my "friends" (I use that term loosely, because if you have a hot girl, I will certainly cock-block you) who travel from abroad, contact me, this place is huge at 125 m2 3 Br/3 Ba.

2nd night, did a tour of Yalan, being Tuesday night not a whole lot to choose from and Jojo's shop was completely closed down. Tons of girls over at the markets and stores, buying clothes and stuff.

You can easily get a girl here as well and cut out the mommy fee all together! Anyone who has researched the 13 Ways to Tell She is a WG article, will have no problems here.

After a few rounds with my steady, call it a night and came back to SZ today.

-SZE

[Ace Gallant]

some of you laughed when you found out i banged 4 of the mommies out in cp, but they were semi-cute and now i get the pick of the litter from her girls!

i am good friends with several of the mommies out in cp and it's paying huge dividends now.

-sze

why am i not surprised? i am sure with your negotiation skills you have not problems getting freebies from the mommies whether it is the mommies themselves or on one of the girls.

to many mommies in cp, if you show loyalty to them, you often get offers from the mommies for bj or fs from them. sometime you may also ended up become their trainer to their new girls. trainers do not need to pay by the way.

there is one mummy that i do not want to fuck is the famous sandy! yucks! although she had been eyeing on [CodeWord125] me and did succesfully once to put her hand on my balls in her bbs!

once i was joking with jojo, just to get away from pestering to take one of her girls, that i just want her. she agreed if i take a double from her. of course she would be joking or lying. don't they always do?

enjoy!
ag

[Ace Gallant]

I did a little researched on Guangdong and it turn out that Dongguan happens to falls into the new development zone year-marked by the China Government for upgrading in the next 5 years.

Their plans is the make the whole of Guangdong the major industrial and manufacturing City in South with improved and modernized transportation including railroads, airfields and containers shipping facilities.

SZexpat:

That is most probably why you see that the Dongguan train station is well renovated and modernized with McDonald.

IMHO:
When such a development happens to any city in China, it is an indication that the town around the area will go through a changing phase where the whole area will be cleanup, roads re-done, new building springing up etc. It also creates new opportunities and many new talents will be drawn into these cities. When there is people, the century old trade will continue and may even grow!

However, after reading the results from the research above; I am puzzled; isn’t Guangdong been a industrial Province for the last 50 years? Why wait till now to improve and modernized?

Enjoy!
AG
BTW: Value of a friend has decreased to 35RMB instead of 58RMB (by a famous ISG senior).

[Old Mean Dog]

Most of the mommies will tell you this shit story to sell the merchandise. But find a mommy you can trust and she will be truthful with you on her selections. I have gotten that kind of good advise from mommies that I have come back as a repeater.

I was also given good advise by the mommy that if you asked the girl if she will blow until you explode, do it on the side and quietly. If the girl is willing, she might be too embarrassed to openly give you an answer. Always use this question to gauge a girl's ability to do the deed. If you refuses during the deed, you can always bring it up before paying her. But nobody wants a confrontation situation. Just bring it up in a friendly and playful tone. If you declined the service during the negotiation, well at least you know what you're not getting ahead of time.

Sure, maybe one mommy you thought you could trust gave you bad advise but you can always never go back to her again. Her lost. There's too many mommies in CP that you won't miss one that misled you.

Never trust a new mommy. Take it for granted that 99% is untrue of what she says. Only maybe the price is true.

BTW, on my last day, I was asked 250RMB by a Yalan girl after the deed. Only speaking with the mommy whom I know and love, did the price go back to the standard 200RMB. I think they are trying to raise the price on newbies there.

Bill

Some of you laughed when you found out I banged 4 of the mommies out in CP, but they were semi-cute and now I get the pick of the litter from their girls!

I am good friends with several of the mommies out in CP and it's paying huge dividends now.

-SZE

[Santa]

I was told there are some excellent shops there and they are very well hidden. Maybe?

Bill Lee and AG. You girls are like a pair of squabbling old sisters. Time to kiss and makeup?