2007 South China - Dongguan

[Old Mean Dog]

so...who of you guys out there are part of "perverted motherfucker" customer base?! ha ha...

j

ok, you got me. i love wearing adult [CodeWord131] and running around the house like a little baby as my xiaojie acts like mommy and gives me a good spanking for being a naughty boy.

i would certainly keep an eye on bill lee and santa, those are two sick perverted mofo's that i always keep running into in the sex toy shops.

-cpe

[OldAsiaHand]

Later on in the night, about 11pm, I was in Yalan area and was offered a special deal by the mamasan: for 100 to the mommy and 100 each to the girls, so 300 total for two girls. It's not such a great deal in my opinion since Hui Mei/Night Market gals are 150 already, but in the Yalan, rarely does one see mamasans offer a rate under 200 out of the blue. I'll refrain from revealing the identity of the mamasan, lest she gets overwhelmed with requests as the result of my loose lips. But suffice to say, if you head to a BBS near closing time, you'll be able to broker a deal...though she did blantantly say, "This is only for you and not your white foreigner friend, and don't tell him about this deal you're getting."

Johnny,

The Yalan mamas are so full of shit. I got that same deal every time I've taken two girls from them regardless of the time of day or night.

OAH

[Old Mean Dog]

Oh so many lies- O(h) W(hat) L(ies)!

Haha, I get it, I get it....

-CPE

[Santa]

Apparently, her worst personal experience was having a monger dress up in HER clothes and having her shoot photos of him with his camera.

So...who of you guys out there are part of "perverted motherfucker"


J

The same kind of perverted shit Bill Lee likes. Sounds like fun, I'll give it a try.

[Old Mean Dog]

Yup - may as well monger elsewhere as its all the same all over China. Why go to Donguan when you have fires in restaurants, beggars and suspicious guys hanging around each corner, extreme competition from all these Hong Kong guys with their fat wallets, raids when you're doing the dirty, even nabbing your gal right from your arms when you're just waving for a taxi. Donguan.... the land that WAS
Se Asia Joe

You forgot about us laowai "wankers" that live here, pop Vitamin V like they are M&M's, Suck down Red Bull, and ream out these little Chinese girls all day & night with our monster dongs. MuHAAAAAAAA (my evil Homer laugh)

-CPE

[Bill Lee]

A mamason told me about a month ago a Malaysian Chinese claimed to have lost $10,000 USD. He was staying at a hotel that is about 50 yards from the Yalan Hotel. He had a girl LT and there was no safe in the room. I guess she stole the money while he was sleeping. The mamasan tried to find the girl and failed. I think the mamasan said he then went to the police.

Turns out that it happened two years ago and it was 80,000 RMB cash. It was at the Yue Hua Hotel, across from Jojo's shop.

She now say that he did not go to the LE but managed to get the mommy to assist him only to recover "several thousands."

Bill

[Superforce99]

Forgot to add some funny details to my other report...

Before fucking the second Yalan girl before dinner, she was really chatty and we ended up talking and laughing about perverted customers (who knows, maybe I looked like an extremely perverted customer and she felt at ease to share...). Apparently, her worst personal experience was having a monger dress up in HER clothes and having her shoot photos of him with his camera. But other colleagues in CP have had customers who have wanted S&M, cum drinking/play by the girls and customers, [CodeWord140] and shit drinking/eating (girl deposits to customer's mouth), and customers pissing on unwilling girls. She said she is always worried about fucked up shit from customers because most of the time, it's been arranged beforehand with the mamasans and they girls are sent over to a hotel room not know what the fuck is about to be unleashed upon them.

When asked why would anyone stand this shit, she simply stated BBS girls are desperate for money, and their job is their job. And with all the fees they pay/inexperience with pleasing customers/inexperience with being firm with customers/inexperience with controlling time spent with customers, a new BBS girl is lucky to be making more than 1-2K per month for the first few months. To add insult to injury, the new girls actually end up with most of the worst "assignments". Ha ha...how's that for rookie hazing? Who knows how true this is, but it seems believable.

So...who of you guys out there are part of "perverted motherfucker" customer base?! Ha ha...


J

[Santa]

But Bill - the ugly ones usually give great service! do you really care about a bit of mustache or drooping butts when one is giving you a good ass rimming or you're doing her doggy? Hell, you cain't even see her.
SE Asia

Joe, glad to see you are doing the ugly ones, that's very nice of you. Heck, they all need some loving, right? No, really! Any guy can do a pretty girl, but it takes a real man and a true gent to do the ugly ones. My hat is off to you brother.

Also, I'm not really the jealous type. Honestly, I'm not. Really! Ask Bill and Expat.


PS: Stay the fuck away from my girlfriends!!!

[Bill Lee]

Crackdown very real.

Just walk into Jojo's shop and first time she and other mommy didn't want me to leave and asked me to stay and chat. After 15 minutes, turns out that there was LE in the area.

They were on the cellphone confirming with someone outside that it was safe to leave from their shop before opening the locked doors.

Then I headed to Baby and LE presence was confirmed by one of the mommies there.

Then I headed over to Hui Mei alley and saw Coco's shop who only had four girls. No other mommies in sight.

Then I was grabbed by one of the mommies behind the Miraton and she had only one girl to offer. She later told me that she was doing badly because of the crackdown and it was the reason why she was in the back and not the front.

Bill

[Superforce99]

Quick report on a my CP trip. Good to see a bunch of ISG guys in CP, new and old.

Fucked 2 different BBS gals on Sunday, all from Yalan area. Nothing special, though I do think that the quality and quantity on that particular Sunday was not very high (even Baby's place had about 10 girls, mostly 5s - 6s, total at 7pm). Nonetheless, each BBS girl I had could be considered good and I came away with a new favorite place (Swan Lake girls that have been moved to California Red 2). From CR2 I got a supposedly new gal who gave shit service but was very nice, well-manered, and enjoyed the sex more than she thought she would. But then after giving her the BFE, I had to fuck a bunch of other girls with whom I could get more service in return rather than give it.

Later on in the night, about 11pm, I was in Yalan area and was offered a special deal by the mamasan: for 100 to the mommy and 100 each to the girls, so 300 total for two girls. It's not such a great deal in my opinion since Hui Mei/Night Market gals are 150 already, but in the Yalan, rarely does one see mamasans offer a rate under 200 out of the blue. I'll refrain from revealing the identity of the mamasan, lest she gets overwhelmed with requests as the result of my loose lips. But suffice to say, if you head to a BBS near closing time, you'll be able to broker a deal...though she did blantantly say, "This is only for you and not your white foreigner friend, and don't tell him about this deal you're getting." Later in the night, I thought it would be a good idea to do one more gal...and ended up with my erection abandoning me midway, which was my cue to call it a night.

Prince KTV was fun, but in general, a KTV experience will depend on the people you bring, then the girls you choose, then yours and other's ability to remain conscious. Luckily, we were blessed with pretty high ratings on all three categories. Although my experience in my hotel room with the KTV gal was scammingly non-action oriented, it was still a good time overall. Big thanks to Charged Red (Dr. Teabag), Reader (Mr. Er Nai Balancing Act), Don (Mr. I-drink-you-play-dice), Singapore's Mr. Clean and all his buddies; it was great to meet/hang out/get puke-drunk with y'all.


*Some additional notes: there is a smoking fucking hot female manager at the Pennisula Foot Massage/Spa joint on late night duty.....the foot massage gal I had in Swan Lake's 2nd floor was cute and surprisingly ready to go upstairs to my hotel room for action (we were the last ones in the place at 4am) but after 5 girls in the previous 7 hours and an early morning car ride looming, it wasn't happening (physically) .....as always, my projected budget for this CP trip (much like the cost of the Iraq War) spun wildly out of control.....all in all, another fun weekend in CP.

Also, with all the talk of "CP is changing for the worse"...my take is we're all here for the cheap sex, cheap food, and cheap hotels and it's not going to last forever, so enjoy it while it's here, and keep it going by not overpaying and acting like assholes. CP on its worse days is still more convienent and fun than many mongering destinations on their best days. Change in China is like Michael Jordan in his prime; you can't stop it, you can just hope to contain it...so don't let MJ dunk on your ass...


J

[Weelock]

That\\\'s sad to hear. I hope everything turns around for the better. What does the outlook for January look like? Any speculations? Will it get worse as Chinese New Years approaches or will it get better?

I would appreciate any feedback, because I\\\'m planning on returning on January 15 for 10 days.

Are the ktvs still kicking and untouched? Sounds like they are, because my friend was giving me private reports, PMs, saying the ktvs are not in harms way. If the ktvs get heat, might have to cancel my travel plans to CP. What a dark and gloomy day that would be.

It seems like you asked this question in November. The forecast is the same, less girls and more LE a few weeks before and after Chinese New Years, athough CPE had a great time during Chinese New Years but he lives in China. Chinese New Year is early Feb for 2008, year of the RAT. Chinese New Year is like X-Mas, Thanksgiving and New Year's Day all in a four weeks. People go home during the holidays.

Sorry, the KTV and saunas are NOT immune. They closed down several big KTVs and saunas during Dec and Jan before.

[SE Asia Joe]

. Two girls, a 3 and a 6, not much to look at.

saw three girls. A 3, 3 and a 7. Not much to pick from and look at.

Bill

But Bill - the ugly ones usually give great service! do you really care about a bit of mustache or drooping butts when one is giving you a good ass rimming or you're doing her doggy? Hell, you cain't even see her. And close your eyes when an ugly one gets you in and start extracting your essence - only with her pubic walls. All this makes up for it (NOT really!!)
SE Asia

[Bill Lee]

Saw 2 mommies in the alley and one of them brought me to their shop. Two girls, a 3 and a 6, not much to look at.

Grabbed by another mommy closer to Mitos side and saw three girls. A 3, 3 and a 7. Not much to pick from and look at. This is the same shop as the annoying male pimp.

Mommies gave me a hard time to get out of the shops. Had to outrun one of them as she chased me toward the Mitos.

Bill

[One Wing Low]

Will be in CP for a few nights next week.

I have pulled a few KTV girls from Hui Hua, HuiMei, Miraton etc... and not impressed. Yalan BBS have prettier and fresher girls. Would ike to pull a few from Yalan for ST and LT.

Does anyone have tel for the mamasans or the girls? Are there other ways to find these girls?

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They hauled away four vans full of girls and then came back for more. I have seen the cops harrassing the Night Market. The "miao mobile" or "pie wagons" full of girls are gone. There are far fewer girls behind the HuiMei and the quality is way down, plus that alley is scheduled for demolition.

[Santa]

Oh What Lies I've been hearing!
Our Jolly Old Saint Nick - all welcoming... but hating all of us for taking away HIS girls! HIS GIRLS, his own private harem

My hui Mei gal - so beautiful in the room....but oh so ugly in the bright sunlight - but damn....
SE Asia

True, I joked with you that "I wish they were all mine, my own private harem", but it is also true that there has been a decline in the quality and number of the girls and frequent police harrassment. This is not a lie.

I was at Yalan when last weeks raid happened and one plain clothed cop snatched a girl right out of my hand. I hid in the restaurant until the cops left.
They hauled away four vans full of girls and then came back for more. I have seen the cops harrassing the Night Market. The "miao mobile" or "pie wagons" full of girls are gone. There are far fewer girls behind the HuiMei and the quality is way down, plus that alley is scheduled for demolition.

Joe, since you are new to the area you have no way of knowing if what I say is true.