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[EihTooms]

I was wondering ET which wine you feel goes better with cum. I was thinking a red but perhaps a white would be more suitable because of the more fishy flavor of the course. Also it is best served as an appetizer or a dessert or perhaps keep it simply and use it only as a dip.

Franciscass, funny you should ask because just last night I had a sweet faced, slim and lovely 22 year old girl I met on a dating site over for all night, our 4th time together this way (2,500 baht) and she is a champion blowjob giver, always finishes with a swallow. For me, that is. Then again, I told her that is the kind of finish I prefer when we first met. After dinner, on our way back to my apartment, we stopped in 7-11 and she bought two bottles of SPY wine cooler, zero sugar, classic.

But I don't think she had in mind to accompany her inevitable cum swallow with a swig of that wine cooler. It wasn't a factor except for this; we fucked bareback a while before I moved to have her finish with one of her great blowjobs. And I sensed she was uncomfortable with the taste of her vagina on my dick. BTW, her smoothly shaved pussy tastes fresh and clean, no problems at all, but these girls are paranoid about how their pussy smells and tastes. I would say they are generally much more concerned and worried about that than the smell and taste of a man's cum. Anyway, that is when she took a quick swig of her wine cooler, just before launching into the blowjob after we had engaged in bareback fucking. And I believe it did work to somewhat wash away the smell of her pussy and replace it with that fruity smell rather than having me stop to wash my dick in the bathroom before the blowjob. Ugh. Which would have been a horrible mood and moment killer.

However, she did not take a swig of it AFTER I finished 100% inside her mouth and she quickly swallowed my cum. So the wine cooler wasn't meant to accompany her swallowing my cum. It was only meant to mask or wash away the taste of her own pussy on my dick before putting it in her mouth. And that might have just been a spur of the moment inspiration on her part. There was no move to do that when she gave me a BBBJ as foreplay before we fucked.

This is a very well brought up young lady, well educated, fairly fluent in English but a bit shy to speak it very much, has a good job in the management offices of Mega Bangna Mall, no ugly tats, no weird piercings, just a very sweet, lovely young Thai girl looking for a nice man to help her with the usual extra monthly expenses and discretionary spending they like to do. Therefore, it could be she is well educated enough to know that semen is made up of citric acid, free amino acids, fructose, enzymes, phosphorylcholine, prostaglandin, potassium, and zinc. Which might have been the reason she bought (I tried to push in to pay for it but she wouldn't let me) the zero sugar version of the wine cooler, not wanting to add more sugar to the teaspoon of cum she already knew she would be ingesting later that evening that already had fructose in it. She is a very fit and health-conscious young lady that way.

[Nyezhov]

I look forward to you posting something far more informative too. A "presumption" I know (since may not happen), rather than an "assumption" of what is likely true (but unproven).

The knockers or lurkers should put up and set an example.

I agree with the knockers and lurkers who probably would contribute more to this board if they weren't overwhelmed by the sheer volume of prattle. Got something to say about me then?

You rarely post valuable information, and when you do, it's buried among pages and pages of your BS.

[DanCee]

I look forward to you posting something far more informative too. A "presumption" I know (since may not happen), rather than an "assumption" of what is likely true (but unproven).

The knockers or lurkers should put up and set an example.

A very fair point. It was a joke, a bit lame but it got one giggle anyway.

[Franciscass]

I think you underestimate how accepting of a Swallow finish instead of a Spit finish many Thai girls are. What goes in their mouth? These girls gobble up durian, eat scorpions, bugs, grubs, duck embryos and whatever crawls and flies around and gets chopped up into somtam at street carts.

I have 8-9 fairly recently added regular non pro and P4P girls in my "stable" of quick and easy contacts, most in their 20's, a couple in their early 30's, all attractive, who happily swallow for me but say they never did before. The only difference between me and previous boyfriends and customers is I asked them to do it. Like many things in life: you don't ask, you don't get.

Every one of them was a bit scared to do it the first time. All of them realized later it wasn't nearly as difficult or distasteful as they thought it would be and actually appreciate that there is a lot less interaction with the smell, feel and taste of it when they quickly swallow instead of spit.

I was wondering ET which wine you feel goes better with cum. I was thinking a red but perhaps a white would be more suitable because of the more fishy flavor of the course. Also it is best served as an appetizer or a dessert or perhaps keep it simply and use it only as a dip.

[Supmam]

Looks like the Tulip thread has been invaded by Curly, Larry and Moe giving us their wisdom and insights (not).

Pity.

Haha. The mute button is your friend.

[Syzygies]

Looks like the Tulip thread has been invaded by Curly, Larry and Moe giving us their wisdom and insights (not).

Pity.

I look forward to you posting something far more informative too. A "presumption" I know (since may not happen), rather than an "assumption" of what is likely true (but unproven).

The knockers or lurkers should put up and set an example.

[DanCee]

Looks like the Tulip thread has been invaded by Curly, Larry and Moe giving us their wisdom and insights (not).

Pity.

[Syzygies]

Every one of them was a bit scared to do it the first time. All of them realized later it wasn't nearly as difficult or distasteful as they thought it would be and actually appreciate that there is a lot less interaction with the smell, feel and taste of it when they quickly swallow instead of spit.

In all my CIMs with Thais, Europeans, black girls etc. , I never asked one to swallow. I don't recall a single one that swallowed of their own accord. So not one of them thought it was really desirable. Some of these girls have done many many CIMs some less.

Certain porn stars in Thailand at Tulip etc. Mentioned that the taste varies a lot from almost acceptable to outright vile, depending on the guy. Girls have not told me my cum tastes great or vile. They probably don't think it is polite to do so.

The natural reaction of anyone with something sticky and unpleasant in the mouth, is to spit it out. Sticky stuff can get stuck in the throat and make one gag. I have no problem with their decision. Wanting a girl to swallow something unpleasant, well that is just beyond my comprehension other than it mimicks nasty porn movies. Of course porn stars get paid to swallow just to make it seem more extreme, so other girls can be paid to swallow too.

Its enough for me that girls are willing to take a CIM for our enjoyment. Swallowing is not going to increase my enjoyment. The stuff already left me.

I am willing to do a 30 min DATY for a girl's enjoyment if she needs that much time (the tongue is something that does not tire), however not if she tastes unpleasant. My ex farang wife was definitely in the tastes unpleasant category. Most Thai girls are good though.

Girls should do what they like doing. They should be having fun too, if with me. I know many guys don't care in the slightest if the girl has a good time. If girl is not into having fun, I probably don't repeat unless she is stunning, and then she may get another chance to get more into it possibly with alcohol assist to help her loosen up.

Girls following procedures and going through the motions don't really work that well for me. You can be sure all my regulars are seeming to be getting it off too, at least sometimes. One ex regular was a wild fuck, got excited and worked up, but got her pop only on occasions, a girl that came with difficulty. Girls that habitually refuse to get into it are just not my types.

It surprised me that I found a great GFE girl on SOI 4 Naam (who is no longer there -sponsored by someone). Was easy to see she was really into sex big time, fabulous tongue kisser for example, however she requested no CIP. No problem for me. I really love that go for it attitude in a girl, but I am happy she does what she likes doing.

[EihTooms]

You quote me but the word Psycho does not appear in that context. So I don't exactly claim what you claim I claim.

Contrary to what Goat says, many Thais Make a big distinction between what goes in the mouth and what goes in the pussy, even if they enjoy good sex. I am sure my Mrs would be horrified if I spurted in her mouth, let alone swallow. Not all girls are "pornstars". Obviously guys that must CIM will see if different.

I like CIM fine myself, but is not mandatory. Girl can swallow if she wants to. Its not up to me and I don't care. Extremely few do swallow in Thailand and same experience of hookers in Europe as well. One could argue that all these hookers don't like sex, but many are in fact orgasmic, so they do at least like some aspects of it, especially the DATY. I find very few good fucks in Thailand (or European hookers) are knocking back a nice DATY, but also very few are swallowing.

I think you underestimate how accepting of a Swallow finish instead of a Spit finish many Thai girls are. What goes in their mouth? These girls gobble up durian, eat scorpions, bugs, grubs, duck embryos and whatever crawls and flies around and gets chopped up into somtam at street carts.

I have 8-9 fairly recently added regular non pro and P4P girls in my "stable" of quick and easy contacts, most in their 20's, a couple in their early 30's, all attractive, who happily swallow for me but say they never did before. The only difference between me and previous boyfriends and customers is I asked them to do it. Like many things in life: you don't ask, you don't get.

Every one of them was a bit scared to do it the first time. All of them realized later it wasn't nearly as difficult or distasteful as they thought it would be and actually appreciate that there is a lot less interaction with the smell, feel and taste of it when they quickly swallow instead of spit.

Whether it is shaving their pussy, going bareback, giving any kind of BJ at all, completing one with CIM, swallowing or several other sexual activities, I find most Thai girls are up for many things but will not bring it to the table first themselves for the sake of Face. They want YOU to broach the subject and ask for it. That relieves them.of taking resonsibility for how they got there. Lol. Afterwards, they are often not just fine with it, they would not think of doing it for you any other way.

I would say it's a good think you never want a BJ finish like that because there is practically no chance of you ever getting one if Thai girls sense you are as revolted and disapproving of it as you seem to be here.

[Syzygies]

No, my point was to refute your assertion that a man expecting or preferring a girl to swallow instead of spit at the end of a blowjob must be "Psycho", into degrading or victimizing the girl. I find that assessment to preposterous and silly.

You quote me but the word Psycho does not appear in that context. So I don't exactly claim what you claim I claim.

Contrary to what Goat says, many Thais Make a big distinction between what goes in the mouth and what goes in the pussy, even if they enjoy good sex. I am sure my Mrs would be horrified if I spurted in her mouth, let alone swallow. Not all girls are "pornstars". Obviously guys that must CIM will see if different.

I like CIM fine myself, but is not mandatory. Girl can swallow if she wants to. Its not up to me and I don't care. Extremely few do swallow in Thailand and same experience of hookers in Europe as well. One could argue that all these hookers don't like sex, but many are in fact orgasmic, so they do at least like some aspects of it, especially the DATY. I find very few good fucks in Thailand (or European hookers) are knocking back a nice DATY, but also very few are swallowing.

[Franciscass]

CIM. Swallow. Some girls like it actually want it I have been there, some hate it. Some working girls don't like it but include it in their skill set as its good for business. Some girlfriends don't like it but do it thinking it will make her boyfriend like her more. Why some guys like doing the swallowing bit I don't get but if that's what turns them on and the girl is willing go for it.

[Mr Benn]

I was in BKK recently and had a list of providers / venues I wanted to try, and Leena and Ying made the list given the strongly positive reviews they've received on this forum.

I've been to Tulip once awhile back (had Golf), so I knew what to expect in the appearance of the girls. I've never seen Leena or Ying, so my plan was to walk in and see the goods before deciding, instead of booking in advance. I didn't want to take up the girls' slots in case I didn't like what I see and decided to cancel.

Visit #1:

Walked in after lunch. Both Leena and Ying were not there to my dismay. I inspected the lineup and, yeah, it was pretty bad. The only one that I was somewhat OK with was Janet, who was smiling at me the hardest. I was tempted to try Janet but held back due to some recent negative reports on her here. However, I did have a specific fantasy in mind -- cumswapping -- and was curious to know if Janet would provide this service. I pulled her aside and asked if I can do a 3 some with her, cum in her mouth, and have her kiss another girl with my cum. She happily agreed and indicated she can do this with Nadear (I'm 90% sure she said Nadear. She pointed to a short-haired girl with dyed orange / yellow hair. Is that her? I was very tempted but in the end, couldn't pull the trigger as I wanted to try Leena more.

Excellent report, MrKim. Two detailed girl reports combined with thought-provoking observations and opinions. Many thanks for sharing this with us. The service at Tulip can be amazing but, as you correctly point out, one has to overcome the yuk factor first.

[EihTooms]

Agreed. A woman who truly enjoys sex is not cumphobic and loves our juices and smells just as much as we love theirs.

Exactly. Of course, when it comes to P4P where the girl might not truly enjoy anything she is asked to do sexually, she has the right to refuse to so much as provide BBBJ as mere foreplay, a BBBJ+CIM, BBBJ+CIM+Swallow or anything else. Then, imo, if the customer has not negotiated for any of those things, if the girl has not proposed and agreed to do them upfront or if some of those items are not spelled out in a menu as is the case in some MPs, the customer does not have the right to reduce the amount of money he agreed to pay for her time. Buyer beware.

On the other hand, if a P4P girl assures a customer upfront that she will indeed Swallow and not spit out his his cum at the point of his orgasm if he pays her X amount of money but at crunch time she asserts her right to change her mind and spit it out instead, he then has the right to reduce her pay down to zero as far as I am concerned. But only reducing it by, oh, 80% or so might be more practical depending on the circumstances.

For a non P4P, real boyfriend-girlfriend relationship, a girl also has every right to spit instead of swallow, of course. And, fair is fair, if she chooses to spit, I then have every right to dump her ass ASAP and get a much better girlfriend. Which I most assuredly will do.

[Goatscrot]

No, my point was to refute your assertion that a man expecting or preferring a girl to swallow instead of spit at the end of a blowjob must be "Psycho", into degrading or victimizing the girl. I find that assessment to preposterous and silly.

Agreed. A woman who truly enjoys sex is not cumphobic and loves our juices and smells just as much as we love theirs.

[Goatscrot]

But would you or do you still pull out to cum on a girl if you know there is virtually no chance she would get pregnant if you came inside her?

I'd far rather pull out and paint 'them. Have no desire to squirt in a vag. Mouth is a different story. CIM is fine.