Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!

[AmPervert]

PSE is still the absolute experience at Tulip even though they have all gone safe for fucking. Let us all support them in what is good for them and good for all of us. Think about it. Even though the little brain wants / needs to shoot it's sperm in a naughty hole, it is not the good thing for us or them. We are all responsible for their safety as well as our safety.

I went in the other night on the first night back in BKK. I love going to Tulip. (and in the afternoons to the new Som's Haven) It is late at night and I ask for June, Ying, Dao (never met her) and they are all busy or off. I ask for Golf. I didn't have any particular preference. I was just rolling out names. Golf is there. She heard me ask for the others. It makes me feel badly. I don't want her to think she is not high on my list. It is better to make an appointment.

Golf comes out. I find her attractive. She has great modest sized fake boobs and a Phat Ass. She has a perfect fucking ass on a slim sexy body. I can still see her Phat ass in my mind's eye from 3 or 4 years ago. She was walking up the stairs in front of me. Perfectly round with a slender, slender waist. Up we go to the room. She sets me in the room and I tell her not to take a piss before she gets back. I get undressed and I am getting hard when she returns. She laughs in her sexy way that I am already hard. She asks if I want a shower, I tell her that I just showered at the hotel. She gets undressed and starts slinking on the bed. She is so sexy. Her Phat ass is up in the air when she starts licking my chest, balls and cock. She swings around so I can see her great ass in the mirror and she takes my cock into her **** throat. It is an experience. All of these nasty PSE Tulip women have kicked it up a notch now that they don't do BB fucking. (safer for them, safe for us) I am enjoying this well lit show in the mirror when I look down and she brings her mouth off of my cock and there is drool everywhere!! It looks like a really good porno movie. She is gagging and bobbing and keeps pulling off my cock to show me all of the nasty drool on her mouth and face. I keep kissing her in between. It is sexy as fuck! I tell her I need to fuck her. She applies my Magnum condom and spins around for Doggy with me facing the mirror and her Phat ass in my hands as I enter her sweet pussy. For all of the fucking that she has done that day, we have to take it slow. She has to accommodate my size. (I am used to it with my petite wife. Sex is supposed to be fun for everyone.)

Story will be continued tomorrow.

[AmPervert]

Its not the age that matters, it is the condition of the face and body, and the attitude.

Attitude! My wife is 45,110 lbs and 5' 2". She is as kinky as the Tulip women. We have been losing control with each other for 20+ years. I would bring her to Tulip but I am afraid the women at Tulip will get jealous. It has happened in other places before. I probably shouldn't worry. Ying and Golf are off the planet outstanding together.

[AmPervert]

I have not yet done a girl of 50+ but it is bound to happen some time.

I have done that when I was 29. She was one of the wildest, kinkiest fucks of my life and she was 52. Crazy as fuck but kinky. She was my boss in NYC and I used to have to beg to get some sleep. She would fuck all night long, squirting and squirting. I would fall asleep and wake up with my dick in her mouth. Then the next day she was all appropriate business at work. Milfs who love sex are just a different experience. They know what they want and they get it. The women at Tulip are that way. They like sex. They start off doing what gets you off and then they kick it into what gets them off. It is a fucking wild ride. The other night with Golf was my fifth or sixth time with her and it went wild, again. I say no to fine little spinners all of the time because I know they can't fuck or suck or whatever. I like the animal pulse that real kinky women give off. June, Ying, Golf, Leena in no particular order. They all like or love sex if you bring some game. I have noticed they all get off when you try to get them off.

[Syzygies]

Please do. I wouldn't fuck a woman over the age of 40 if she paid me,

My Mrs is 40 and still damn hot. I don't see bags or crow's feet under the eyes. I don't see any problem if a woman is in good condition, to have sex for quite a few more years till I am a crock and can't operate.

Its not the age that matters, it is the condition of the face and body, and the attitude. I still sneak to peak at her bathing in the nude. She is worth looking at. Trim and curvy. Not fat, not saggy. Plenty of Thais aged 40 can look like well under 35. Not so easy for western girls to look well under their age.

My ideal age for Thai girls is probably 25 through to 35, but somewhat older if in good condition. I am no spring chicken obviously.

I have not yet done a girl of 50+ but it is bound to happen some time.

[Thai9]

I think it is very quiet now and girls are struggling to get money. What is "cowboy" by the way? Is it same as cowgirl or different?

Ha! Hope you all got a laugh out of boy instead of girl. I sure did. Maybe cowboy happens with the ladyboys.

[Thai9]

Please do. I wouldn't fuck a woman over the age of 40 if she paid me, but I am interested to see how barebacking that dirty used anus works out for you in the long run.

Good news, no STI, except oral herpes which about everyone has and who knows how long I've had it, not cure. I waited the recommended time and booked a test online at stdcheck.com, got the 10 test panel. Worked really well. Picked a lab, walked-in no appointment, gave them the number, the had the order, took blood, a few days later results.

[Mr Benn]

There is WAY more oral and facial smearing and interaction with the smell and taste of a pussy and the liquid that comes out of it

Chugging down body fluids isn't to everyone's taste but "EihTooms" is "Smoothie" spelled backwards so I can see that this is a topic close to your heart. This is a massage shop thread, however, so let's try to work our way back on topic.

Did you ever try Bonus? She was a competent but rather strange girl who moved around a bit between the various farang-friendly massage shops. On one occasion, she complained to me about tiredness during intercourse so I took a leaf out of your book. Obviously, the lazy cow just wanted to knock-off early so I made the best of it by asking her to finish me in her mouth. This was definitely not her thing but, in the circumstances, she could hardly refuse.

Unhappily for Bonus, I managed to summon up a massive load that gave her hamster cheeks. The look of dismay on her face was priceless and I almost felt sorry for her. She stumbled off to the shower and, as soon as the curtain was drawn, a loud splat emanated from within. She totally had me in stitches. Even Bonus was laughing.

The same situation arose just a few weeks ago with an inexperienced Mango girl called Mmee. She gave me a wild ride and we were both completely exhausted. She offered me an oral finish out of the goodness of her heart. Fate dictated that this would be another big load and poor Mmee found herself eyeing up the shower cubicle longingly while feeling obliged to stay by my side.

As the minutes passed, the task that lay ahead of her could only become more difficult due to the saliva welling up in her mouth so, finally, she pulled the trigger and down it went. You would have been proud of her.

[Franciscass]

There really is nothing unusual about that kind of girl in my "stable". The well brought up young lady part is simply that she/they do not come across as hardened hookers, loaded with ugly tattoos, weird piercings, wearing neither trashy/overtly sexy clothes nor near beggar garb in an above average restaurant for dinner, being comfortable enough to know how to interact with a server in a pleasant, polite way, not the least bit skanky and so on. I could introduce her and most of the others to any fellow punter and expat and, other than the massive age difference and even in spite of it, they have to ask later if she is P4P or not. It is simply not obvious even to them that they are freelance hookers instead of just some nice young ladies I met casually at the mall.

Appreciate your honesty ET. I get the difference in dress code and tats that separates working girls whether part timers or not and can sometimes make the walk of shame more excruciating than need be. As I mentioned dating sites have not been a point of contact for me but your experiences suggest I am missing out so need to check out how it all works.

[EihTooms]

Interesting post on an overnighter ET. Very envious of your circumstances and this particular member of your "stable" Seems like a lovely young lady but I have to say just a wee bit odd. No doubt they are out there I gather mostly on dating apps but I always find it strange when I hear of well brought up, well-educated, attractive young girls with good jobs turning tricks with old timers to balance the books. The other feature of her personality I found odd was her dislike of the taste of her vagina. I mean how many girls go around tasting what comes out of their pussy dislike it so much they have to mask it when sucking a cock that's been in there but then have no problem swallowing a mouthful of cum, even more strange when you tell us her pussy actually tastes great. As an aside I was wondering ET as a gentleman and an equal opportunity kind of guy if you are also a swallower and not a dribbler. I have to confess that after doing DATY for a while I do tend to let the buildup of her love juices seep out on whatever is handy but then again I don't need her to swallow so I suppose it evens itself out.

There really is nothing unusual about that kind of girl in my "stable". The well brought up young lady part is simply that she/they do not come across as hardened hookers, loaded with ugly tattoos, weird piercings, wearing neither trashy/overtly sexy clothes nor near beggar garb in an above average restaurant for dinner, being comfortable enough to know how to interact with a server in a pleasant, polite way, not the least bit skanky and so on. I could introduce her and most of the others to any fellow punter and expat and, other than the massive age difference and even in spite of it, they have to ask later if she is P4P or not. It is simply not obvious even to them that they are freelance hookers instead of just some nice young ladies I met casually at the mall. It is easier for them or anyone else to know it if the girl is a go-go dancer, of course.

I agree that my experiences in these things are very different from what I often read on these threads. I have said that before myself more than once. What can I say? That seems to be the way it is for good and for bad. For example, I have not had one good or repeatable experience with a girl in a massage shop, PSE shop or soapy. Yet, most men on these threads seem to view those venues as the most reliable places for getting their money's worth. Not me. Never. On the other hand, I have had some of the best Real Sex/True GFEs and PSEs with go-go dancers and dating site girls while most posters seem to expect and get less from them than places like Tulip.

On the dislike of the taste of her own vagina, surely you have experienced the pursed lips and head turn when you try to DFK these girls after DATY. And when there was no pursed lips and head turn for DFK before you DATY, right? Never? Well, I sure have. And it happens even when there is almost no objectionable odor about their vagina.

There is WAY more oral and facial smearing and interaction with the smell and taste of a pussy and the liquid that comes out of it throughout the act for a much longer amount of time when a man engages in DATY (and therefore when he moves up afterwards to kiss the girl on her open mouth as well) than a girl experiences with the roughly teaspoon of liquid that cums out of the tip of a penis in 2-3 squirts only at the END of the blowjob, hits the back of her tongue and she swallows it quickly. Yes, I try my best to lap up, bring into my mouth and swallow every drop of her vaginal lube and secretions I can get without inadvertently spilling it or dribbling it onto the sheets or floor. I would never for one second consider figuring out some way to get rid of it, deposit it into a towel, tissue or otherwise getting as much of it out of my mouth instead of into my mouth. Not just for my pleasure in tasting her, but also to avoid her catching me trying to pull such a silly childish thing.

I believe I said her pussy tasted fresh, clean and presented no problem at all, I didn't really say it tasted "great". "Great" is an interesting word for the taste of a human being's sex organs. It is probably a word I might use to assure a girl that her pussy tastes fine, just to make her feel more comfortable. But the fact is our sex organs do not taste "great" in the way a chocolate milkshake or a pepperoni pizza does. However, I don't expect a woman's pussy to taste like those things. When I want something that tastes like those things, I get those things to eat or drink. I expect a woman's pussy to taste like a pussy, preferably a clean and fresh one, nothing more and nothing less. And as long as that pussy belongs to someone I like, I assure you I will be more than happy to taste it if my doing so is certain to give her intense pleasure. When the girl asks me, disbelievingly, if I like the taste of her pussy and why, the answer is simple; "I like you. So I like the way your pussy tastes because it tastes like you."

[EihTooms]

For me, the real distinction is not whether they spit or swallow. For me, I want the lady to "linger and finish" things slowly. I don't really care if she spits or swallows after that. What is bothersome is a lady that pulls off as soon as you CIM, finished or not, to go spit. These ladies don't want CIM, and swallow would likely be out of the question. For ladies willing to linger a bit, they would likely be OK with swallowing, especially if they considered it would make things potentially less unpleasant (assuming they don't like it) to swallow.

I'll take a 30-ish (no bad baby damage) lady with a "few" extra pounds that is eager over a 20-ish hottie that is disinterested.

You have just identified one of the very good reasons to ask for and encourage a Swallow finish. The chances of getting an early quitter is greatly diminished if the deal is for her to Swallow and not just take a shot in her mouth. It is your basic tactic of negotiating for more than absolutely necessary in order to settle for precisely what is necessary rather than something disappointingly less.

[Franciscass]

Franciscass, funny you should ask because just last night I had a sweet faced, slim and lovely 22 year old girl I met on a dating site over for all night, our 4th time together this way (2,500 baht) and she is a champion blowjob giver, always finishes with a swallow. For me, that is. Then again, I told her that is the kind of finish I prefer when we first met. After dinner, on our way back to my apartment, we stopped in 7-11 and she bought two bottles of SPY wine cooler, zero sugar, classic.

But I don't think she had in mind to accompany her inevitable cum swallow with a swig of that wine cooler. It wasn't a factor except for this; we fucked bareback a while before I moved to have her finish with one of her great blowjobs. And I sensed she was uncomfortable with the taste of her vagina on my dick. BTW, her smoothly shaved pussy tastes fresh and clean, no problems at all, but these girls are paranoid about how their pussy smells and tastes. I would say they are generally much more concerned and worried about that than the smell and taste of a man's cum. Anyway, that is when she took a quick swig of her wine cooler, just before launching into the blowjob after we had engaged in bareback fucking. And I believe it did work to somewhat wash away the smell of her pussy and replace it with that fruity smell rather than having me stop to wash my dick in the bathroom before the blowjob.

Interesting post on an overnighter ET. Very envious of your circumstances and this particular member of your "stable" Seems like a lovely young lady but I have to say just a wee bit odd. No doubt they are out there I gather mostly on dating apps but I always find it strange when I hear of well brought up, well-educated, attractive young girls with good jobs turning tricks with old timers to balance the books. The other feature of her personality I found odd was her dislike of the taste of her vagina. I mean how many girls go around tasting what comes out of their pussy dislike it so much they have to mask it when sucking a cock that's been in there but then have no problem swallowing a mouthful of cum, even more strange when you tell us her pussy actually tastes great. As an aside I was wondering ET as a gentleman and an equal opportunity kind of guy if you are also a swallower and not a dribbler. I have to confess that after doing DATY for a while I do tend to let the buildup of her love juices seep out on whatever is handy but then again I don't need her to swallow so I suppose it evens itself out.

[BMoreDog69]

For me, the real distinction is not whether they spit or swallow. For me, I want the lady to "linger and finish" things slowly. I don't really care if she spits or swallows after that. What is bothersome is a lady that pulls off as soon as you CIM, finished or not, to go spit. These ladies don't want CIM, and swallow would likely be out of the question. For ladies willing to linger a bit, they would likely be OK with swallowing, especially if they considered it would make things potentially less unpleasant (assuming they don't like it) to swallow.

I'll take a 30-ish (no bad baby damage) lady with a "few" extra pounds that is eager over a 20-ish hottie that is disinterested.

[Supmam]

A very fair point. It was a joke, a bit lame but it got one giggle anyway.

Always remember for each complaint made there's about ten who think it's their own fault and never say anything.

[EihTooms]

I was wondering ET which wine you feel goes better with cum. I was thinking a red but perhaps a white would be more suitable because of the more fishy flavor of the course. Also it is best served as an appetizer or a dessert or perhaps keep it simply and use it only as a dip.

Franciscass, funny you should ask because just last night I had a sweet faced, slim and lovely 22 year old girl I met on a dating site over for all night, our 4th time together this way (2,500 baht) and she is a champion blowjob giver, always finishes with a swallow. For me, that is. Then again, I told her that is the kind of finish I prefer when we first met. After dinner, on our way back to my apartment, we stopped in 7-11 and she bought two bottles of SPY wine cooler, zero sugar, classic.

But I don't think she had in mind to accompany her inevitable cum swallow with a swig of that wine cooler. It wasn't a factor except for this; we fucked bareback a while before I moved to have her finish with one of her great blowjobs. And I sensed she was uncomfortable with the taste of her vagina on my dick. BTW, her smoothly shaved pussy tastes fresh and clean, no problems at all, but these girls are paranoid about how their pussy smells and tastes. I would say they are generally much more concerned and worried about that than the smell and taste of a man's cum. Anyway, that is when she took a quick swig of her wine cooler, just before launching into the blowjob after we had engaged in bareback fucking. And I believe it did work to somewhat wash away the smell of her pussy and replace it with that fruity smell rather than having me stop to wash my dick in the bathroom before the blowjob. Ugh. Which would have been a horrible mood and moment killer.

However, she did not take a swig of it AFTER I finished 100% inside her mouth and she quickly swallowed my cum. So the wine cooler wasn't meant to accompany her swallowing my cum. It was only meant to mask or wash away the taste of her own pussy on my dick before putting it in her mouth. And that might have just been a spur of the moment inspiration on her part. There was no move to do that when she gave me a BBBJ as foreplay before we fucked.

This is a very well brought up young lady, well educated, fairly fluent in English but a bit shy to speak it very much, has a good job in the management offices of Mega Bangna Mall, no ugly tats, no weird piercings, just a very sweet, lovely young Thai girl looking for a nice man to help her with the usual extra monthly expenses and discretionary spending they like to do. Therefore, it could be she is well educated enough to know that semen is made up of citric acid, free amino acids, fructose, enzymes, phosphorylcholine, prostaglandin, potassium, and zinc. Which might have been the reason she bought (I tried to push in to pay for it but she wouldn't let me) the zero sugar version of the wine cooler, not wanting to add more sugar to the teaspoon of cum she already knew she would be ingesting later that evening that already had fructose in it. She is a very fit and health-conscious young lady that way.

[Nyezhov]

I look forward to you posting something far more informative too. A "presumption" I know (since may not happen), rather than an "assumption" of what is likely true (but unproven).

The knockers or lurkers should put up and set an example.

I agree with the knockers and lurkers who probably would contribute more to this board if they weren't overwhelmed by the sheer volume of prattle. Got something to say about me then?

You rarely post valuable information, and when you do, it's buried among pages and pages of your BS.