Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!

[Goatscrot]

Ok, this is what I paid:

600 baht oil massage fee.

1500 baht service provider and mamasan fee.

200 baht tip to June for going that extra mile.

Of the 1500 baht fee, I think June gets about 750.

I consider the 1500 baht fee as standard and I am sure is on-negotiable, as is the 600 baht massage fee. Anything above and beyond is. Well above and beyond.

And yes, I wish I could repeat with June anytime now.

The gal gets the 1500. At any of the oilies I pay the house fee plus 1500. Never any more. 1500 for 90 mins work is an amazing rate of pay in Thailand. No need to "tip" on top of that.

[Supmam]

Ok, this is what I paid:

600 baht oil massage fee.

1500 baht service provider and mamasan fee.

200 baht tip to June for going that extra mile.

Of the 1500 baht fee, I think June gets about 750.

I consider the 1500 baht fee as standard and I am sure is on-negotiable, as is the 600 baht massage fee. Anything above and beyond is. Well above and beyond.

And yes, I wish I could repeat with June anytime now.

A lot of confusion exists in the forum about the "tip" as a "standard" payment to the girl in a massage parlor, or a tip being an addiitonal payment.

Supman is almost certainly talking about additional payments above the standard 1, 500 THB. I would say that the chances of Supman leaving Tulip without paying a standard fee (that is the "tip" of 1500 THB) is about zero. TTG

[RBDave]

Tulip general:

1/25/12: AssLover945. Negative. Tulip too busy, good women taken.

4/8/12: Zenlove. Negative. Poor lineup.

4/12/12: NicFrenchy. Negative. Smelly Craphole.

5/17/12: Lavlanda. Positive.

12/1/12: Mjen1970. Negative. Unimpressed and demoralised.

Unnamed:

12/21/11: Ed Setra, very positive. A+, BBFS.

4/15/12: Jayf1970. Negative. Rimming, and another service below par.

10/3/12: SuperRaven. Positive. Rimming, anal, deep BBBJ, BBFS upon request.

11/15/12: Abb8912. Positive. Rimming, Anal, swallow.

12/8/12: SuperRaven. Positive. Rimming, Anal, cum on tits.

12/8/12: Pita123. Positive.

Bin:

6/28/12: Bubba Ray. Positive. A+, rimming, BBBJ.

Ben:

2/3/12: Fast Eddie 48. Positive. Rimming, BBBJ, MSOG.

Cat:

12/28/11: LittleBigMan, positive. BBBJ, A+, Pussy beer.

Cat, Nancy, View:

12/28/11: Mjen1970, positive. CBJ, A+. Attractive.

Dao:

2/1/12: Tim Bone. Positive. Deep throat.

2/7/12: AssLover945. Positive. Deep throat.

1/21/13: LuvPuss. Positive. Deep BBBJ. Rimming, anal, CIM (ATM?).

Golf:

2/3/12: Sad Sam. Positive. Rimming, A+, BBBJCIM.

JoJo:

9/1/12: JamesMaysTits. Negative. Doesn't like bolt ons. Took 15 minutes to put on make-up.

Joy:

2/3/13: Passingthru69. Negative. Bad service. Leaves early.

June:

2/4/13: Supman. Very positive. Rimming, BBBJ, CIM, Anal, MSOG.

Nancy:

1/17/12: Goatscrot, negative. No kissing, complained about pain because of his size.

Nin:

12/6/12: Luvpuss. Positive. Rimming, GFE, CFS.

Opao:

10/23/12: Xiphoris. Positive. Thought the girls were not that great looking. Tried real hard for a quick second round.

Pim:

4/22/12: Crazy4Thai. Positive. A+ (not for large guys) , light skin, B cups.

6/28/12: AssLover945. Positive. Few extra pounds. BBBJ, A+.

1/23/13: Mooris7. Negative. Mechanical session.

Tom:

4/5/12: Nongpagba. Positive. A+, Deep BJ, GFE.

5/17/12: SuperRave. Positive. Bleach blonde. Deep rimming. A+. Swallows.

[TimTimGuy]

Old story if mixing up the word "tip" with "fee"

In their simple english girls call tip was is a fee / price. This makes them also feel better as fee / price is "professional" and a fee is a gift. Professional workers get a fee. We well know these girls never thinks themselves as "professional working girls".

I think the girls don't much care, as long as the money is what they expect. Many guys in this forum do not have English as a first language and the confusion is of our own making. TTG

[Seydlitz]

Further to Supmam's excellent field report, I went to Tulip to try June, and my experience was just as excellent, and in fact quite similar to Supmam's description, hence no need to repeat. June was thoroughly enjoyable and professional. Her BJ skills are outstanding in my book. In fact, thinking back, I wish I had let her bring me to completion, but I wanted to go to FS, which was good but not outstanding as the BJ was. Paid 800 for 2 hours and 2000 for June. Definitely value for money.

[BionicMan]

A lot of confusion exists in the forum about the "tip" as a "standard" payment to the girl in a massage parlor, or a tip being an addiitonal payment.

Old story if mixing up the word "tip" with "fee"

In their simple english girls call tip was is a fee / price. This makes them also feel better as fee / price is "professional" and a fee is a gift. Professional workers get a fee. We well know these girls never thinks themselves as "professional working girls".

[Rick Strapping]

Phew. This was the best sexcapade in a long time.

Stellar report, Supman. I'd looked over June a few times stopping in the "flower shop" seeking Dao, who I'm told is halfway through a one month leave (Luvpuss must have got her right before she left, lucky lucky). Anyway, as you say, an awesome time. The physical description is about right, though I would have said hair is dyed red not blonde. Face isn't the best, but this is Tulip after all, and June actually looks better with her clothes off. One non event for me was the soda & ice BJ show. I was a bit curious / amused at first: she swirls soda in her mouth, spits it on the cock and then blows you. Feels kinda "refreshing", but after awhile, I found it distracting and just wanted the straight goods. She put on a HOT show as I ploughed her A-hole, wiggling her butt into my cock, yelping like a wild tigress, smacking & spreading her cheeks, biting the pillow. Super nice and attentive after we finished too. Really sweet girl BUT would not repeat because.

A. Am waiting for Dao to come back.

B. Golf (Gob) , is a seasoned Flower Shop pro, whose gorgeous round ass is among the best I've seen on Thai girl (er. Well, she's not exactly a "girl", am guessing she's 37. She won't answer haha). Someone in this forum a long time ago described her as "too Middle Eastern looking" which is about right: she has a look that could be part Iranian, which for me is hot. I usually get bored silly during the pre-shag shower, but damn, she made it awesome, stroking my cock and balls from behind, flicking her tongue in my ass, and swallowing me whole on the first go. Her deep throat is sublime, among the best I've had (but I yet to try the legendary Dao). Rimming skills are great too. Super deep tongue action. After she rimmed me, I flipped her over and went straight into her tulip. She moaned in the pillow, kept looking at me via the mirror with those deep, Persian-like eyes, and submitted to a deep ramming for a good 20mins before I blew in the condom. Unexpected post-shag plus: a decent massage! She says she studied trad Thai massage before and it shows.

Supman, as we seem to have similar ideas about what makes for a good sexscapade, I'd also suggest Apple at Cherry Massage (have posted on her before in the other Bangkok Massage Parlors Forum) and Prae at Mango Massage (a newish girl I'm going to post on soon). Enjoy!

[Luvpuss]

A lot of confusion exists in the forum about the "tip" as a "standard" payment to the girl in a massage parlor, or a tip being an addiitonal payment.

Supman is almost certainly talking about additional payments above the standard 1, 500 THB. I would say that the chances of Supman leaving Tulip without paying a standard fee (that is the "tip" of 1500 THB) is about zero. TTG

I hope you are right and some are not being big time cheapskates. I give at least 1500. Maybe more. But my girls are usually full GFE, bareback, etc. Each time I come back the service is better for me.

Tulip is an awesome place. I have never had bad service there.

[TimTimGuy]

I am very surprised with your tips. I have been to Tulip dozens of times through the years, and the tips was alway B1500.

Cheers,

Eric

A lot of confusion exists in the forum about the "tip" as a "standard" payment to the girl in a massage parlor, or a tip being an addiitonal payment.

Supman is almost certainly talking about additional payments above the standard 1, 500 THB. I would say that the chances of Supman leaving Tulip without paying a standard fee (that is the "tip" of 1500 THB) is about zero. TTG

[Eric The Prick]

I left her a 200 baht tip as she gets about 750 baht for the booking. The owner gets the room fee (600 baht) and then 550 baht. The maid gets 200 baht. June's english is not great, but then my thai is shit.

I am very surprised with your tips. I have been to Tulip dozens of times through the years, and the tips was alway B1500.

Cheers,

Eric

[Luvpuss]

[QUOTE=Supmam; 1382322]Phew. This was the best sexcapade in a long time.

Great report! I also have had some of my best service experiences in the world there.

But, you don't want to complain like others that the place is somewhat dirty and you are never going back? HAHA.

[Supmam]

Phew. This was the best sexcapade in a long time.

I had done my research and knew that weekend #1 would be a BJ bar and weekend #2 Tulip or Akane. Akane apparently doesn't do full sex or BBBJ so that ruled that out.

Getting to Tulip was fairly straightforward. Walked from the Novotel to Airport Rail Link and then took the express to Phaya Thai (90 Baht). Got out and tried not to get a woody when looking at the Thai girls. Very difficult.

On my way out, a middle eastern guy wanted to see my wallet, see my Australia dollars, hang out etc but I waved him off. I'm on my own punting. It's me, the road and the girl. I block everything else out. Then another train along central line passed Siam (fuck me, so fuckable these Thai girls) and over to Thong Lo. It's a long ride and finally got out, took out 3000 baht just in case I felt unfulfilled and looked over the edge. I could see Tulip straight way, but was at the wrong exit so had to backtrack once down stairs at road level.

Thong Lo is a bit dirtier than further along Sukhumvit, but I wasn't there for the ambience. In to Tulip. A few bored hairdressers, then met by the ladyboy (I assume) mamasan. Straight away a girl joined me who introduced herself as June. Died blonde hair, casual nightclub dress, nothing too revealing, friendly smile and quite attractive in a slim line way. I asked the mandatories. No condom for BJ and is A+ (anal) available (covered) which she said yes, you happy me happy. Ok then. She asked me where did I hear about Tulip and I replied internet. The ladies must get a lot of business via word of mouth on the internet.

Upstairs a massive cockroach raced past. Meh. I'd been in India, I wasn't too scared of some cockroach. In to the room and was offered a glass of water or juice. Requested some water and then advised to wait. Misunderstood, stripped off whilst June left and then the maid entered with me starkers with some water for me and soda for June. Eep.

Anyway, June was taking a while (5 mins passed) so I got in the shower and then she joined me, she stripped off to reveal a nice body, smallish breasts but a good figure. She'd had a couple of kids a while back but her body was respectfully good. No complaints for me. I aint no supermodel. If I was built like Bane from Dark Knight Rises then maybe I'd have higher standards but I'm not so I'm happy with a good attitude and service rather than stunning looks. But June is cute.

June joins me in the shower and pays special attention to the back passage, even inserting a finger to clean me up there, gives me a spank or two, strokes my cock several times and rubs it against back door to get me excited. Professional.

Then into the bed where she asks massage or sex. I say screw the massage for now, let's fuck. Hard.

First I'm on my stomach with the short catbath then she wipes down my ass and uses mints, rubs it in with soda. So it tingles and well as bubbles. Then the catbath becomes a good rimming with her getting her tongue and finger deep up my ass. Not as good as my old favourite Teresa at TMC in Melbourne who could make me cum buckets by stimulating my prostate, but good enough. Then turnover and she begins the real pornstar stuff, drinking soda and dribbling it on my cock and then licking the soda off again. Using mints on my cock. Unbelievable stuff. Getting the horny as I type.

Then she performs a deep hard blow job till I'm almost ready to burst. She stops when I ask her to, and she begins deep rimming me again, tongue pushing in. More deep BBBJ and CIM is acceptable but I really want to plough her tulip hard. So there's a little fingering of her pussy (soaking wet) and then condom on and some lube and she takes me up her ass. At first a little but then more and more till my whole cock is in. I'm average size and thought she'd struggle because of my width, but no problems there. A professional. First I'm on my back and she's reverse cowgirl pushing down but I couldn't get the rhythm. So then I get her to go doggy and I anal fuck her from behind hard as I can.

I don't think I've fucked anyone that hard in my life but it's testimony how good a service provider she is she took it easily. I came in bucketloads in her ass (with condom, of course) and then detumesced.

She offered as many pops as I'd like in the 90 minutes I'd booked and if I was ten years younger (or she was better at prostate massage) I'd have taken her up on it.

A body slide massage was offered with oil which I gleefully accepted. I would have loved more BBBJ with CIM or more anal but my dick just doesn't work like that anymore.

Into the shower with a proper clean up and more playing and dressed and out exactly at 90 minutes after I entered the room.

I'd rate this as the best experience I've had with a WL since mid last decade. I don't punt much anymore, but I couldn't imagine anything like this in Melbourne or Singapore or Malaysia or Philippines. This was straight out porn movie.

I left her a 200 baht tip as she gets about 750 baht for the booking. The owner gets the room fee (600 baht) and then 550 baht. The maid gets 200 baht. June's english is not great, but then my thai is shit.

Highly recommended. She's been at Tulip 7 months so is still fresh. She doesn't rate herself as very good but that flies in complete opposite of what I experienced. Treat her well.

[Passingthru69]

Well on my last day in LOS, I went over to Tulips.

This was right around 12 when they opened.

I went for the 2 hour 800 oil massage.

They offer me a lady named Joy.

Well there was no joy with Joy.

Speaks very little english, no problem as I can speak Thai.

We get to the room and she tells me special masage 1500, ok I tell her.

Off to the shower, that was just a shower. I was joking with her in the shower, but no action on her part.

Then to the maggase, way to much oil. Then she puts oil on the little guy and plays with him for a bit.

Then she does one of the dumbiest things I have ever seen. She puts on the cover and starts the blow job. Then mounts me.

Well needless to say the cover comes sliding off during the ride.

She panics and finds it in her.

I tell her I just want another shower and I'm leaving. She pouts says I still have time left. I tell her I'm not feeling good and I need to go.

So I spent 2300 for 2 hours and was out the door in 45mins.

I don't know if she was brand new to the game or what, but I do not know if I will go back there on my next trip or not.

Not what other posters have made it out to be.

Should of just stayed with going to Annies. There I have allways had fun.

[NicFrenchy]

I don't think he indicated that her feelings were important. His continued peaceful existence is far more important (as would be for anyone). Only that she was crazy and he wanted to avoided the hassle by going elsewhere. Its weird and crazy for anyone to get so carried away after 2 meetings.

Do you like going to any places where girls are acting so crazy? It think its natural for most to avoid psycho cases.

The point is not about liking to go to places with Crazies, the issue for me is avoiding a place altogether just because of a crazy girl. What's the biggest hassle? 1 girl or having to think about all the places you can't go to anymore because of this or that?

[Syzygies]

Sorry to ask, but why do you care about a Prostitute's feeling? Go to Tulip, ask for a Lineup and take another girl. If she can't handle it, fuck her (not in the sexual way). YOU are the decision maker.

I don't think he indicated that her feelings were important. His continued peaceful existence is far more important (as would be for anyone). Only that she was crazy and he wanted to avoided the hassle by going elsewhere. Its weird and crazy for anyone to get so carried away after 2 meetings.

Do you like going to any places where girls are acting so crazy? It think its natural for most to avoid psycho cases.

In Suzie Wong there is one horrible crazy girl called Bua (ugly too) , typically drunk and screeches a lot, who likes pestering. I never showed any interest in her whatsoever, but had to tell the management that I would be leaving if they could not keep her away from me.