Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!

[Mr Benn]

Ann has a relatively pretty face, nice round tits, and a fair dose of goodwill when it comes to Tulip's classics.

Thanks Telnitz. I will check Ann out when I visit Tulip next time.

[Smoothy]

I also made the mistake of taking Janet. When you select the only acceptable face from a line-up of gorgons, this is the risk that you take. As her smile faded, she took to me with all the enthusiasm of a prisoner dragged from her cell for interrogation and things went rapidly downhill from there.

You do wax poetic. I think most of us can relate to the picture you paint. Good stuff.

[Telnitz]

On the strength of the many positive reviews on this site, I called into Tulip to evaluate June for myself. Not knowing what she looked like, I didn't book ahead. Instead, I addressed the lineup and asked June to identify herself.

She has a wicked smile and a seductive manner but June is both larger and older than I had anticipated. I just couldn't go through with it. People talk about June like she's got a stash of leprechaun's gold hidden up her ring-piece but IMHO only the most intrepid should go there to dig it up.

I agree, the sacrifice in terms of look is too big.

Ann has a relatively pretty face, nice round tits, and a fair dose of goodwill when it comes to Tulip's classics.

[Mr Benn]

On the strength of the many positive reviews on this site, I called into Tulip to evaluate June for myself. Not knowing what she looked like, I didn't book ahead. Instead, I addressed the lineup and asked June to identify herself.

She has a wicked smile and a seductive manner but June is both larger and older than I had anticipated. I just couldn't go through with it. People talk about June like she's got a stash of leprechaun's gold hidden up her ring-piece but IMHO only the most intrepid should go there to dig it up.

[Amnesia]

I got a bacterial infection [Deleted by Admin]. Probably not Gonorrhea since the discharge from my cock was clear and fluid, rather than thick and yellowish. Don't know her name unfortunately. While it can be treated with antibiotics, these bacteria become increasingly resistant. I'm quite worried about the fact that these kind of infections are happening to me a lot more these days as compared to my first four years in Thailand many years ago (I think I had exactly one Gonorrhea from an Eastern European hooker during 2008-2012 but probably ten bacterial infections during the last two years, mostly from non-pro dating site gals though).

HIV test was negative fortunately.

[Mr Benn]

Tulip is known for thick-bodied providers who are willing to go the extra mile to compensate for their plain looks. Most are over 40. The younger ones are fat. The line-up resembles a provocatively-dressed bread queue in the former Soviet Union and is a truly sight to behold.

I'm no spring chicken myself so a slim, well-preserved, pre-menopausal woman in the twilight of her career is quite acceptable to me so long as she is friendly and performs adequately.

Tulip used to deliver on this modest goal but that was some time ago. I hope it returns to form one day. In the meantime, I took Ying who falls into the young but fat category. Ying is much sought-after due to being a genuine nymphomaniac (hallelujah!) and a very good lay. She is always busy. If she lost 10 kilos, I would repeat.

I also made the mistake of taking Janet. When you select the only acceptable face from a line-up of gorgons, this is the risk that you take. As her smile faded, she took to me with all the enthusiasm of a prisoner dragged from her cell for interrogation and things went rapidly downhill from there.

I check out Tulip for new talent once every couple of months but normally leave without making a purchase.

[Aganex01]

Hey guys,

I've been lurking on here for a while and decided to post a report since I got the location and all information from this thread and went there first time a few days ago. Everything was exactly as described. I paid for 2 hours for 2300 baht, and picked one of the girls. I think it was Nadear and she said she was about 30. Anyways, took me upstairs and I used the restroom on the way up. I was also quite nervous but I kind of knew what to expect after reading the reports here. She sat me down and was gone for about 10 minutes and returned with her oil and stuff. We showered where she cleaned me and then the next 1. 5 hours was more like GFE rather then the PSE. They do give BBBJ still in case you guys were wondering. Since I am new to the scene, it was mostly vanilla stuff.

I will say one thing that I was disappointed by. First, I paid for 2 hours and after my first pop she went back to massage and then I felt she wanted to leave. After about 10-15 minutes, I was like let's just relax and she talked for 5 minutes and then left. So I still had 30 minutes left on the clock and next time I will pay for only 90 minute session. But everything else, she did what I wanted which was mostly kissing, BJ, and straight sex. I tipped her 200 baht.

I called them but no one will answer the phone. Looking for Ying or June. I'll do a walk-in and will report back if experience is any different from someone else.

Just an update, I went and was Yings first customer. She speaks decent English and from the very start until the end, she didn't disappoint. I booked 90 minutes with her when in hindsight I should of booked the full 2 hours. She have really decent massage too. She was trying to get me to pop more and more even at the end but I didn't have the stamina. Truly a nymph, don't hesitate to book her for the PSE experience. I plan on booking her again when I come back go Bangkok.

[Aganex01]

Hey guys,

I've been lurking on here for a while and decided to post a report since I got the location and all information from this thread and went there first time a few days ago. Everything was exactly as described. I paid for 2 hours for 2300 baht, and picked one of the girls. I think it was Nadear and she said she was about 30. Anyways, took me upstairs and I used the restroom on the way up. I was also quite nervous but I kind of knew what to expect after reading the reports here. She sat me down and was gone for about 10 minutes and returned with her oil and stuff. We showered where she cleaned me and then the next 1. 5 hours was more like GFE rather then the PSE. They do give BBBJ still in case you guys were wondering. Since I am new to the scene, it was mostly vanilla stuff.

I will say one thing that I was disappointed by. First, I paid for 2 hours and after my first pop she went back to massage and then I felt she wanted to leave. After about 10-15 minutes, I was like let's just relax and she talked for 5 minutes and then left. So I still had 30 minutes left on the clock and next time I will pay for only 90 minute session. But everything else, she did what I wanted which was mostly kissing, BJ, and straight sex. I tipped her 200 baht.

I called them but no one will answer the phone. Looking for Ying or June. I'll do a walk-in and will report back if experience is any different from someone else.

[Syzygies]

I managed to meet this lovely lady a few years ago when she was working at Cherry Massage. Unfortunately she left before I had the chance to see her again. Does anyone knows if she's still working somewhere?

I doubt it. I did not call her for a while (on LINE), however I believe someone posted that she found a new man a while back (Asian). Probably was time to start a new life. Hope she chose well this time, instead of blindly taking a partner in a big rush the first time.

[Jpsoct]

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[Byron2001]

I managed to meet this lovely lady a few years ago when she was working at Cherry Massage. Unfortunately she left before I had the chance to see her again. Does anyone knows if she's still working somewhere?

[Ed Setra]

1. Helicopter View:

The over-painted, cerise pink clad, superannuated 20 is now 19. Big deal. Shit happens. People leave these places all the time. Reasons why are sometimes industry specific, sometimes mundanely generic.

Customers didn't like, customers liked too much, staff didn't like, too popular, not popular enough, good for the business, bad for the business, not positive enough in some ways, not negative enough in others.

The true reason will never be explained here, just rumor, speculation, spin,' fake nooze' and self-centered comment (including this one).

As British politicians have been saying every day for the last 3 years: 'it is what it is'. Get on with it.

2. Deep Dive:

There is a changed SOP among several in cerise this last number of weeks straddling the exit.

It is probably a reinforcing of the company line, another part of the 'shit-on her shoes' process, or is it?. Best to be sure, etc. , etc. The 19 know us very well. Regulars or semi-regulars, those living here and frequent fliers. It is not an organized database. Much better than that. A network of Thai feminine wiliness and cunning, a self preservation society and chatter exchange.

They know and share our in-room missions, our in-room omissions, and the location of our in-room emissions. They know how long we stay and with whom, in shop and outside. How much we pay and tip. They know who likes vanilla and who likes spicy. The missionaries and the bare naked backdoor bedroom ballets. They know the nice guys and the assholes.

They know who spent time with 20 and how often and where and when. And how. They adjust their procedures accordingly. Just in case. A simplistic (Dr Googol) safety approach is to avoid or limit extraneous body fluid contact with mucosal membranes. Hence the spitting (only reasonable when you consider the quantity of some guys' exudates), the lack of tongues in mouths, pussies and asses. The rigid adherence to latex. Very understandable in my mind, especially where the customer base is equally ignorant and not exactly 'always doing the right thing'.

A reaction to a storm warning if you like, batten down the hatches for now and this too will pass. Normal service will resume.

[Kuratla]

There you have it. What a shame if true. A younger gal who performed run out by jealous old hags. Amd what a terrible rumor to start about someone. Never would have happened if Saeng was doing the day to day methinks.

Regardless, if I'm going to get mediocre service now, I may as well go to a shop where the girls are young and pretty.

[Supmam]

There you have it. What a shame if true. A younger gal who performed run out by jealous old hags. Amd what a terrible rumor to start about someone. Never would have happened if Saeng was doing the day to day methinks.

Don't forget the anonymous who parrotted the rumour online. It is almost always untrue.

[Goatscrot]

Take this with a grain of salt as liars are everywhere but I did ask June about the Ferry situation stating that the internet has two theories: one that she is HIV positive and get fired from Tulip and the second that she was driven out from Tulip by jealous older women who hated the fact that Ferry was popular and got a lot of customers. June said a couple of things. She said that in all her time working at Tulip, no woman there has ever been HIV positive. She went on about the regular testing at reputable hospitals and that some women use drugs to prevent HIV (like PEP). She knows that HIV rumors come out of Tulip but she never worries about them because they are not true. Additionally she said that a lot of women working at Tulip resented Ferry (she didn't give any names nor include herself) because she was young and got a lot of customers while older (uglier) women sit around all day and nary a man wants them.

If June is to be believed, there is no HIV scare at Tulip (at least, not from the women's point of view) and Ferry was driven out by jealous older hags.

So I'm going with option #2 related to my recent horrible experiences at Tulip. Guess I need to wait for a particular person to stop working there before it becomes a viable option as an establishment to visit.

There you have it. What a shame if true. A younger gal who performed run out by jealous old hags. Amd what a terrible rumor to start about someone. Never would have happened if Saeng was doing the day to day methinks.