Thread: Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!
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05-15-10 17:47 #1324
Posts: 1058Originally Posted by Showdown
I think all the tire smoke in the air has made me temporarily a bit of a smart ass. I was just having a bit of light sardonic fun with your post.
Chok dee to you!
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05-15-10 16:16 #1323
Posts: 71With regard to Tulips lots of the regular so called superstars have left in the meantime (left should be Nice and Dao) I think. Also Nadea I guess still works. Tulips has lost quite some people. And I have not seen a lot of report about new "superstars" so I guess it is a bit going down the hill, but it always had a good reputation for being service orientated and the girls always were good works, reputation for the shop itself (rooms etc.) always was lousy best to take them out after 9 PM if possible. Just some regular comment here.
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05-15-10 15:29 #1322
Posts: 1089Originally Posted by 11Bravo
If you look like an alcoholic, unclean, and unkempt, and without much money. Or if you show some disrespect with your non-verbal gestures and language. Then the massage ladies naturally will be less interested in you.
And let's face it, massage ladies do care about how sexy or unsexy a guy is even when everything else is okay about him. Massage ladies want to have some fun too, while they are working and earning their money. And with everything else being equal, they do prefer to go with the more sexy and the more handsome guys.
I know this from my own experience. One time I've walked into a massage parlor in Pattaya. And in the fishbowl there I saw a really tall, really sexy woman. She must've been well over 6 feet tall. And she was a lot taller than I was.
I liked her a lot and I wanted to take her for the soapy massage. But she avoided looking at me. And I ended up choosing another lady who boldly looked me right in the eye and clearly dared me to take her for a ride like a man.
Later on I saw that same tall, good-looking lady looking very unhappy while two big tall guys were bargaining with the papasan over what she could do with both of them at the same time.
Perhaps this lady was inexperienced. And she didn't yet know that an average guy like myself would've been happy to give her a big tip for an average ride. While a good-looking guy or guys who consider themselves her equals would really make her work for her money.
But in any case, I had a really good experience with the massage lady who stared me right in the eye and clearly dared me to be a man with her. She wasn't the best looking lady there. But there was chemistry between us. She was really good in bed with me. And I couldn't stay away from her. She welcomed and enjoyed my manhood like no other woman had welcomed and enjoyed before. Coupling with her was a real pleasure every time.
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05-15-10 14:36 #1321
Posts: 425Originally Posted by 11Bravo
A couple of points to make about the responses to my post:
1. I never said either lady was not nice or kind. My post points out that both were. The sex however was unspectacular. And it is fact that has been mentioned many times that the facilities are not up to par and clearly dampen the experience.
2. Contrary to the responses I was quite kind to each of the ladies and they were with me as well and as I stated in their post both ladies did their best.
3. I paid 2000 baht for each visit-1500 to the lady and the one hour fee(I think 500 baht) to the house.
4. Many of us have had a bad experience at a restaurant and still returned thinking it was just a bad waitress or a off night for the establishement. Thus I returned to Tulip again to hope for a better experience.
5. It is impossible that every lady working their is interested when you come down the steps. Some are tired, or reading or whatever. There is not a massage parlor, soapie or red light *****house in the world where every women is interested.
My report was factual and unbiased and I gave the establishment two chances to make it right. I dont hate Tulip-it just, as the title of my post said, was a disappointment to me.
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05-15-10 09:04 #1320
Posts: 2496Originally Posted by Fon Tok
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05-14-10 20:37 #1319
Posts: 4Originally Posted by Fon Tok
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05-14-10 19:01 #1318
Posts: 1058Tulip's just not for everyone...
Originally Posted by Showdown
I decided to go back two days later thinking that the boring experience and the run down facilities was just a bad day. I chose another women who I dont remember her name but she had nice breasts. Again all of the women there are all older. She was ok like Jane..nothing spectacular...
Refused anal. I will not repeat.
BTW, nice shower pics!
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05-14-10 18:26 #1317
Posts: 1089Originally Posted by Showdown
Perhaps you've meant that if you take freelancers who sit on the Beach Road in Pattaya, then you could get 3 ladies for 2000 baht. But this is like comparing apples and oranges. Because the Beach Road ladies get all of the money you pay them. Whereas at the massage parlour, the owner gets a big cut in addition to the lady's payment.
And I'm surprised that you've managed to have two massage sessions at Tulip Massage for only 2000 Baht. No wonder the ladies weren't enthusiastic with you. You didn't pay them enough.
As for the age of the ladies, 28 years and up sounds pretty good to me. Some of the best soapy massages I've had were with ladies in their mid-30s.
Although I have to admit, my main purpose for going to a massage parlour is to grope and massage my massage lady and give her a good ride. Her sexual willingness and her ability to give a horny guy a good ride are a lot more important to me than her massage skills are. And from my own experience I can say that older ladies usually are better at this than younger ladies are.
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05-14-10 05:54 #1316
Posts: 2374Originally Posted by Bionicman
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05-14-10 02:36 #1315
Posts: 425Tulip-a bit disappointing
I finally got around to having my first massage parlor visit in Bangkok. I typically prefer the more sleazy route of choosing street girls but this time I decided to go to the place where everyone says pleasure is guaranteed.
Of course off to the Thong Lo BTS station. As soon as you go down the steps from the platform you can see the blue and white Tulip sign. Exited the BTS and took the steps on the right side. I walked in and Tulip looked really run down as others have said before. It looks like it was an office of some kind at one time. The lady behind the counter is ok-I speak Thai so that really breaks the ice with Thais. Even if your Thai is bad they will treat you a little better than if you dont. Nevertheless I looked through the book, didnt see anything of my liking and decided to walk down the steps and see who was downstairs. As soon as you go down the steps I see a bunch of disinterested women who are atleast 28 years old plus. I go back upstairs and look at the book again and say what the hell I will choose who I later found out was Jane.
Jane was ok. Unspectacular sex. In fact I found it downright boring at times. Stretch marks, sagging boobs. But she was a nice women though I have to give her. The room is terrible. Very small, worn carpet and the cheapest mattress they could find. They desperately need new towels as they felt like sandpaper. They even left the trashcan un emptied so I had the privileged of seeing used sex products. I snapped two pics of the inside of the room. I only came once and left.
I decided to go back two days later thinking that the boring experience and the run down facilities was just a bad day. I chose another women who I dont remember her name but she had nice breasts. Again all of the women there are all older. She was ok like Jane..nothing spectacular. Refused anal. Said she has only been there a month. But she, like Jane, was very nice and did her best.
I think the ages of the women and the run down facilities are enough to make me not make any return trips. I essentially paid 2,000 baht for what in Pattaya could have gotten me three girls that would have worked there butts off just for the 100 baht tip. I will not repeat.
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05-11-10 09:08 #1314
Posts: 6080Originally Posted by Simian
On a more serious note, not being linked myself to the industry, I have to admit that today banks are sweeping every cent they can to compensate the lower revenues (?) they have because
a) customers want to pay less and less
b) the gap between money in and money out has decreases, both in terms of percentage and in terms of value (5% of 100 is much less, in terms of value of 5% of 500). Margin and percentages make the shareholders happy, but salaries etc are pain in value, not in %.
c) with the electronic transactions etc, they have less ways to cash money for srevices rendered, hence they charge more fees for these transactions, to compensate the lower incomes.
If a day will ever come when they do not have employees, they will still charge fees for e-banking.... Og course they are making more money this way. No doubt.
d) they can tell you that if you are not happy you can always fill your wallet with cash and so you do not have to pay their fees.
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05-11-10 03:54 #1313
Posts: 608The length of time is YOUR choice.
400 baht for 1 hour to the House
600 baht for 90 mins to the House.
800 baht for 2 hours to the House.
Upstairs you can do what you want but at the end give the girl 1500 baht.
Simple as that, no need to tip, no need for extra money, just 1500 baht.
That includes anal / BBBJ / Catbath / FS etc........ whatever you do, just give the girl 1500 baht AND NO NEED TO TIP ANYTHING ON TOP OF THAT.
EG :
1 hour session is 2100 baht which is 600 paid to the House when you leave, and 1500 baht paid to the girl upstairs before you leave the room.
Originally Posted by 11Bravo
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05-11-10 00:53 #1312
Posts: 367Bank Charges
Originally Posted by Steven007
But one thing that really pisses me off is the very high costs now being imposed by Western banks for taking money out of ATMs. Yes, I use Bank of Ayutthaya ATMs only (avoiding the 150 baht charge that other Thai banks impose). But when I get my statement, there is always a fee for the transaction of between 4 and 5 US$ and then a 1.75% currency charge on top of a crap exchange rate. I would really like to know if there is a way of finding out which cards/banks give the best value (I notice that banks just do not give out information on their charges!)
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05-10-10 14:38 #1311
Posts: 24Information.
Originally Posted by 11Bravo
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05-10-10 08:19 #1310
Posts: 2496Originally Posted by Steven007
Services with the girl are "extra", but not really a tip, as in "optional". She will expect the standard fees: 500 hj, 1000 bj, 1500 fs. But they are NOT cumulative
The "base" extra fee of 1500 should cover everything, as T1234 said, multiple times. A true tip on top of the 1500 optional for good service.
On arrival, I'd suggest going downstairs to see the lineup in person, rather than having the "next in the queue" be called up by the front desk.