Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!

[Jeff Sinclair]

Just the word Tulip gives me a hardon. I've had: Jo Jo, Tina, Kat, Dao, Dao, Jo Jo, Jo Jo. Why Jo Jo a lot? Don't know, she isn't such a performer, but I just fancy her. She's the type I would ask out on a date. Dao is the star (literally in Thai). Perfect porn star body, speaks English and will do whatever you want. Spanking is my thing, and she seemed unfamiliar with that particular habit, which made it sweeter in a way. She took it like a man, but needed some encouragement to give it.

Best memory? Maybe Tina. Very short, with big bottom and pretty face with big doe eyes. Natural breasts too. She looked so innocent, fresh from the Isaan village. Then as I lay on my front and she got me really worked up, she took a vibrator from her box of tricks and shoved it against my arse. Wow! Later she lay across the bed raised her arse in the air and turned to look at me with her big serious eyes, as if to say "do whatever you like". Wonderful. I think she started her own massage shop, so let's hope she has trained her charges well!

Agree with your memories Tina was a great little star.

Also around at that time was rose very similar to rose small slightly chubby issan girl but light skin great skills in all areas.

Once did an over night with her sad to say never found out where she went to think it was snow white or mango.

[Olinda]

Try out Gob or Gof. She is working there now and a very good performer. Gives a real goo deep throat really forces it into her mouth. I am getting a hard on writing this thinking of it.

Anyone got a picture of her? Reports mention she has Arab features. A Thai / Middle eastern mix sounds interesting.

[Shadow6491]

Try out Gob or Gof. She is working there now and a very good performer. Gives a real goo deep throat really forces it into her mouth. I am getting a hard on writing this thinking of it.

[Joffre]

Just the word Tulip gives me a hardon. I've had: Jo Jo, Tina, Kat, Dao, Dao, Jo Jo, Jo Jo. Why Jo Jo a lot? Don't know, she isn't such a performer, but I just fancy her. She's the type I would ask out on a date. Dao is the star (literally in Thai). Perfect porn star body, speaks English and will do whatever you want. Spanking is my thing, and she seemed unfamiliar with that particular habit, which made it sweeter in a way. She took it like a man, but needed some encouragement to give it.

Best memory? Maybe Tina. Very short, with big bottom and pretty face with big doe eyes. Natural breasts too. She looked so innocent, fresh from the Isaan village. Then as I lay on my front and she got me really worked up, she took a vibrator from her box of tricks and shoved it against my arse. Wow! Later she lay across the bed raised her arse in the air and turned to look at me with her big serious eyes, as if to say "do whatever you like". Wonderful. I think she started her own massage shop, so let's hope she has trained her charges well!

[Luvpuss]

I checked out Tulip again after a long break! OMG the girls there now all look like old hags! Caked on makeup, and I am sure all about 40-45.

That is just a mask they put on if they are not in the mood to go with a customer. But, you pick one and they take it off in the room, standing in front of you will be a 22 yr. Old Stunner!

[Dan7373]

I checked out Tulip again after a long break! OMG the girls there now all look like old hags! Caked on makeup, and I am sure all about 40-45.

I happen to like women 40-45 years of age. Some of them are good-looking, if they take care of themselves. And they are usually better in bed than younger women are, because they have a lot more experience with horny guys.

Perhaps Tulip Massage needs to post some pictures at its website, so that people can judge for themselves whether they like the women there or not. Because not every guy will have the same opinion about a woman.

[Mooris7]

I checked out Tulip again after a long break! OMG the girls there now all look like old hags! Caked on makeup, and I am sure all about 40-45.

[Goatscrot]

Fair enough. You are also shopping. You are just doing your window shopping in the reviews rather than exploring and seeing what works for you. I guess I used to do the same thing a few years ago. I identified that another member and I had similar tastes and so I'd ride in his slipstream.

When I do go into SC I hit Shark and Cowboy. I love the music. Where are you finding this appalling music?

Sad for us. Great for them! So where do we move to in order to live out the good ol' days again? Myanmar? North Korea?

Perhaps these longterm residents need to adapt. Start looking on WeChat, LINE, Badoo? Plenty of fun to be had if you look like a slimmer French guy.

Sometimes I take a girl on a whim, but more times than naught that ends up in a less than satisfying experience.

You live in Sing, eh? I have had some of my best Asia times in Batam back in '00-'03. Love those Indo gals.

I "like" lots of music from, 70s punk, some 70s/80s new wave, good old classic rock, early 20th Century jazz, grunge, to late 80s hip hop ala Public Enemy, but I love Alt-Country/Americana; Wilco for example. I despise modern hip hop, abhor dance, trance, dub-step, house, or any DJ oriented music, and especially can't stand the insipid music at places like Baccara. Would be nice to enter a gogo bar and hear some Echo and the Bunnymen.

Where to go? No idea. Not hearing good reports about many places these days. There is Heiku on the Viet Chinese border, that should still be good, but hey, I am way too lazy to travel somewhere "just for sex." Has to be more in it to get me to put up with the hassle.

Nah, dating or hook up sites are not for me. I have a pretty serious GF whom I live with. I don't take girls numbers and don't want any sort of relationship with them outside of a good 90 minutes session. Just a line I won't cross when I have a GF.

[Pita123]

Not arguing with you Pita, but for me shopping around like that and putting up with bad service to find the few goods ones is just not worth the time (read effort) or the money. When I partake, I want a sure thing and that is why I normally book girls who have had multiple good reviews from different guys over a stretch of time.

Fair enough. You are also shopping. You are just doing your window shopping in the reviews rather than exploring and seeing what works for you. I guess I used to do the same thing a few years ago. I identified that another member and I had similar tastes and so I'd ride in his slipstream.

I just left BKK and had the time of my life. 30 GFE sessions in just a few weeks.

Maybe I am more adventeruous, I don't know.

I think part of it is that you come and enjoy something not available to you otherwise. I used to have that experience. 5 days in BKK and 13 girls or some such. I recall discussing it with a taxi driver on the way to the airport. But having moved to Asia I can pop over to Orchard Tower any night. I can hop a plane to Jakarta or Bangkok any weekend. So it isn't as crucial for me to get in as many pops as possible any more. Also, I'm becoming more picky as the girls aren't as exotic looking to me as they were originally. And I think that as was discussed, the girls that are better lookers or have a bit more of a head on their shoulders simply are choosing to earn money in other industries or in different segments of this industry.

The music in most of them is horrific and I would bet the majority of customers both Asian and Western find it appalling.

When I do go into SC I hit Shark and Cowboy. I love the music. Where are you finding this appalling music?

Last night in Thermae a friend was talking to a gal. After about 5 min her friend chimes in and tells him she wants 3k short and 5k long and if he wants to take her, take her, but cut out the chatter. Needless to say my friend got away from them both.

In part this is due to the venue. The Japanese that go to Thermae aren't interested in getting to know the girl and chatting. They approach the girl, strike a deal, and off they go (for 5 brief moments). So you and your friend rock up and are complicating the girls' business model.

And yes, it is sad, but this is what happens as a country develops.

Sad for us. Great for them! So where do we move to in order to live out the good ol' days again? Myanmar? North Korea?

Luvpuss, I don't think you will find a single longterm resident here that says it is better now than it was 10 yrs ago, or one that says he has just as much fun.

Perhaps these longterm residents need to adapt. Start looking on WeChat, LINE, Badoo? Plenty of fun to be had if you look like a slimmer French guy.

[Goatscrot]

Yes. Also the rest of my post was correct.

Not arguing with you Pita, but for me shopping around like that and putting up with bad service to find the few goods ones is just not worth the time (read effort) or the money. When I partake, I want a sure thing and that is why I normally book girls who have had multiple good reviews from different guys over a stretch of time.

[Pita123]

Your first sentence is correct

Yes. Also the rest of my post was correct.

[Seydlitz]

Thanks for the various opinions. Much appreciated. One of the elements of scarcity of good talent and attitude in BKK is the fact that many ladies can choose to work abroad, in KL, Singapore, HK, Macau, Seoul etc, where net wages can be much higher. All that talent abroad is lost to the home market.

[Goatscrot]

I think a lot of you guys are very smart. Thus, many of you seem to over analyze this place. I find it sad in away really. It is so stupid to think more money means better service. Too many of you buy into that, unfortunately.

I just left BKK and had the time of my life. 30 GFE sessions in just a few weeks.

Maybe I am more adventeruous, I don't know.

I never BF at the Gogo's. Everything else is fair game. There are many diamonds in the rough in the MP's. And SW's, if you know what you are doing.

Each trip for me gets better. I learn from each trip and use that knowledge to improve my next one. But, it does take some time and effort.

The "jig" is up. 15 years ago BKK was not really on the map so much. Without so much info online, there were dozens of diamonds in the rough to be met every night. But now these gals know their value and even the ones who are not attractive to Asian guys, know they are attractive to Western dudes. So, in many of our minds, the part is over. Last night in Thermae a friend was talking to a gal. After about 5 min her friend chimes in and tells him she wants 3k short and 5k long and if he wants to take her, take her, but cut out the chatter. Needless to say my friend got away from them both. I wish this was an isolated incident, but really it is not. Attitudes are just bad. Really, they are. Good looking freelances are far more likely to have attitudes and far less likely to perform no matter what you pay. And yes, it is sad, but this is what happens as a country develops. There is nothing short of a full fledged eco crises like 97 that would reverse the trend, and even then I think we are clearly on this path. Oh well, I am just glad I got to experience what I got to experience, and hey, I still have a good romp every now and then in the oilies.

Luvpuss, I don't think you will find a single longterm resident here that says it is better now than it was 10 yrs ago, or one that says he has just as much fun.

[Paul Kausch]

I am with you and that is why for the past 5 plus years I have pretty much only "partaken" at the PSE shops. For the most part sessions are pretty good to excellent, however the looks department has been waning quickly for the past year.

Yes, it is hard to get one's head around it, but as Pita said, it is a personal service gals are providing. My take on it is many are in the wrong business. Really the proliferation of oily shops has created competition for girls. Shops allow them more and more leeway in order to keep them. The "customer" is a bit down the list and is taken as a given, so to speak. One need look no farthar than the go-gos to see this in action as well. The music in most of them is horrific and I would bet the majority of customers both Asian and Western find it appalling. But, they are playing it for the gals not the customers. If they played music for the customer, the girls would quit and go to another bar. You're last sentence sums it up.

Stickman has posted article chronicling the difficulties gogo bars are having finding and retaining girls. He's reported they've begun to poach each other's dancers. Is there a diminishing supply of SW? In the decade from 1965 to 1970, the natural change in Thailand (live births minus deaths) was over 1, 025, 000 per year on average. The ratio between live births and deaths was 3. 82 to 1. By 1990 to 1995 natural change dropped to 737, 000 per year. By 2000 to 2005 it was down to 386, 000 and the live birth to death ration was 1. 79 to 1. Infant mortality is dropping, life expectancy is increasing. The population is getting older. Bangkok hotels and restaurants are having difficulty finding employees. I read there are labor shortages in Thailand and pressure to increase the numbers of guest workings. Are these demographic changes and the strong labor market affecting the P4P industry? Are the girls able to make more demands on their employers? Does their scarcity embolden them to offer poorer service? Any thoughts?

[Luvpuss]

I am with you and that is why for the past 5 plus years I have pretty much only "partaken" at the PSE shops. For the most part sessions are pretty good to excellent, however the looks department has been waning quickly for the past year.

Yes, it is hard to get one's head around it, but as Pita said, it is a personal service gals are providing. My take on it is many are in the wrong business. Really the proliferation of oily shops has created competition for girls. Shops allow them more and more leeway in order to keep them. The "customer" is a bit down the list and is taken as a given, so to speak. One need look no farthar than the go-gos to see this in action as well. The music in most of them is horrific and I would bet the majority of customers both Asian and Western find it appalling. But, they are playing it for the gals not the customers. If they played music for the customer, the girls would quit and go to another bar. You're last sentence sums it up.

I think a lot of you guys are very smart. Thus, many of you seem to over analyze this place. I find it sad in away really. It is so stupid to think more money means better service. Too many of you buy into that, unfortunately.

I just left BKK and had the time of my life. 30 GFE sessions in just a few weeks.

Maybe I am more adventeruous, I don't know.

I never BF at the Gogo's. Everything else is fair game. There are many diamonds in the rough in the MP's. And SW's, if you know what you are doing.

Each trip for me gets better. I learn from each trip and use that knowledge to improve my next one. But, it does take some time and effort.