Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!

[Llantarnam]

Visited this evening.

I'm not into gathering names and the line up wasn't Miss World standard (neither were the surroundings): but for 1,900 all inclusive I went away with my balls duly drained.

[Giggid]

My apologies to Amperv, I had read your report on Cindy the day before, but her name didn't stick in my mind. I guess I'm lucky it didn't, or I wouldn't have had the good time that I did. I didn't get any shit smell, but maybe she cleaned up better this time. I don't dispute a single thing that you described, but the difference between our experiences just goes to show how many variables are at play in these encounters. Including, in no small part, my relative lack of experience. Happy hunting!

G.

[Giggid]

Second day in for my third trip to Bangkok, and stopped by my old favorite Tulip straight away. Well actually first I had a beer at Suzy Wongs after checking in to my hotel Centerpoint sukh 10, just to confirm that gogos are definitely not my thing. Jfc the mamas are like mosquitoes, I couldn't just relax and have a good look at the cameltoes. Anyhow, back to tulip. No faces I remembered, and pickings were slim. I went with Nadea (the only actual slim one, who was pushed on me by mama, but I would have picked her anyway. Very sweet, and after a thorough cleaning in the shower and a bit of massage, we got down to business. The rimming I sat 22 hours on a plane for was pleasing but not enthusiastic. Well at least I was going to get to fuck that nicely toned ass. But alas, she demurred! I said. That's what I came here for, I thought you all did it! No, too big. Oh well. I'm not going to enjoy hurting anyone, so I went without. So she was fine, if you're not into a-level. Thanks to the miracle of Cialis, I came back later and this time had a conversation with mama ensuring that I would get a-level. She said everybody does everything. Nadea was no longer there, and I chatted with the five or so in the fish nook, and picked Cindy. Big rack, but kinda Peruvian build. I didn't care that she was a little flabby, because I was betting on her enthusiasm in the greeting. Boy did that pay off! Left the massage for after, since I hadn't tried Cialis before and wasn't sure if a second pop in a day was in the cards for me, and she showed me her strong BBJ skills followed by the best rimming I've had since June. There's just such a huge difference between playful licking and a good excavation by tongue. I'm getting hard again just thinking about it. And then, finally, I gave her the good assfucking I deserved.

I'm a longtime lurker here, and I don't think I've posted here before, but I just wanted to thank all of you for the fine work you've all been doing chronicling the Fellowship of the Wang.

[Alex Alexa]

Got there too early. None of the usual names were there. There was someone being pushy for me to pick her which has never worked out for me at Tulip so I chose someone else. Cindy. Kind face. Cocksucking mouth in my opinion. She had a face similar to a friend of mine back in the states who likes to do gangbangs and loves to do anal so I thought she might be good. She had the tight yoga pants on and the Tuilp top and looked sexy with her bigger tits and high heels. Her bigger tits were not big when she freed them from the push up bra. LOL When she got undressed the baby rolls fell out also. LOL I am overweight as well so I can't judge harshly. Jump in the shower and she cleans my dick, balls and ass only. No getting warmed up. No "je nais se quois" if you know what I mean?. This is just a fuck service I guess. Rims, decent blowjob, doggy, anal. She is petite and I have a larger than normal penis and it slipped right in so no problems there until the poop smell. Does this happen to everyone? I figure the women at Tulip would clean out their asses but it has happened a lot except with Golf and Ying. Remove the rubber, jump in the shower, clean and try to get turned on again. BJ in shower and then a cum dodge when I start shooting which just seriously takes away from my orgasm..

This is a Good Field Report.

[AmPervert]

Got there too early. None of the usual names were there. There was someone being pushy for me to pick her which has never worked out for me at Tulip so I chose someone else. Cindy. Kind face. Cocksucking mouth in my opinion. She had a face similar to a friend of mine back in the states who likes to do gangbangs and loves to do anal so I thought she might be good. She had the tight yoga pants on and the Tuilp top and looked sexy with her bigger tits and high heels. Her bigger tits were not big when she freed them from the push up bra. LOL When she got undressed the baby rolls fell out also. LOL I am overweight as well so I can't judge harshly. Jump in the shower and she cleans my dick, balls and ass only. No getting warmed up. No "je nais se quois" if you know what I mean?. This is just a fuck service I guess. Rims, decent blowjob, doggy, anal. She is petite and I have a larger than normal penis and it slipped right in so no problems there until the poop smell. Does this happen to everyone? I figure the women at Tulip would clean out their asses but it has happened a lot except with Golf and Ying. Remove the rubber, jump in the shower, clean and try to get turned on again. BJ in shower and then a cum dodge when I start shooting which just seriously takes away from my orgasm.

Couldn't really connect with her. Maybe I was off. Maybe it was the poop or the rolls. No english for the most part. I would pick her over and over in a bjbar where her sexy outfit would stay on and her good cocksucking skills would be all I had come for but I like to fuck at Tulip which requires the clothes to come off usually. (I fucked Leena with her clothes on once. That was sexy as fuck. I was in her ass within minutes of walking into the room.).

[Goatscrot]

Yep, it's all about price / performance. I am still under 55, but the 35-40 year old MILF who still has a nice body (compared to western women the same age) and who is willing do do just about anything you ask for is a absolute treat to us that have been around the block a few times.

Interesting. To contrast as I have progressed through my fifties looks are becoming more not less important to me.

[AmPervert]

My opinion exactly Ehs183.

Yep, it's all about price / performance. I am still under 55, but the 35-40 year old MILF who still has a nice body (compared to western women the same age) and who is willing do do just about anything you ask for is a absolute treat to us that have been around the block a few times.

[Goatscrot]

There were some times in the somewhat recent past, where Tulip was lesser staffed and was mostly older women, or seemingly ones that aged out of other MPs, along with some that just weren't great lookers, but there were always a few good ones as a base. Overall I'd say the old thought of them having a lower tier girl is going away, the ladies looked fine, yeah a few were a bit overweight, but not all, and there's plenty to like there now. If you're expecting a tiny 19 year old spinner, that's not happening, but there is good stuff and new girls at Tulip-- again I imagine its one of the few MPs that is getting a lot of customers now.

And of course, the service at Tulip is unmatched.

Yes, more gals and younger, but nowhere near what it used to be in terms of looks. But as you stated, you go there for performance. Spoke with one of the gals there who used to work at SW and she said business is better but still not great. So not really sure about a lot of customers. In the glory days the better gals were getting 4 to 5 a day. Don't think that's happening.

There are better looking gals online and that averages 2 k for 90 min 2 shots and usually in a pretty nice hotel room. Granted the occasional Tulip visit for PSE still occurs but far less often.

[GrapeMan]

Two seemingly contradictory view on quality. Grapeman vs The Goat.

Unless you look at it thru a Prism of this.

Grape upswing analysis means from a really bad base, really unattractive to a bit better but still unattractive. Hahaha.

There were some times in the somewhat recent past, where Tulip was lesser staffed and was mostly older women, or seemingly ones that aged out of other MPs, along with some that just weren't great lookers, but there were always a few good ones as a base. Overall I'd say the old thought of them having a lower tier girl is going away, the ladies looked fine, yeah a few were a bit overweight, but not all, and there's plenty to like there now. If you're expecting a tiny 19 year old spinner, that's not happening, but there is good stuff and new girls at Tulip-- again I imagine its one of the few MPs that is getting a lot of customers now.

And of course, the service at Tulip is unmatched.

[Alex Alexa]

Been a few times over the last few months to see a regular, and yes, there are some new gals but most are more than a few pounds overweight and overall not that attractive. Took one of the new ones once and while willing the skill set was not quite as polished as the old guard. But it is good to see new faces.

Also amazed at how Golf and Dow have managed to keep themselves in shape.

Two seemingly contradictory view on quality. Grapeman vs The Goat.

Unless you look at it thru a Prism of this.

Grape upswing analysis means from a really bad base, really unattractive to a bit better but still unattractive. Hahaha.

[Goatscrot]

Visited Tulip. They've most certainly got some new blood and of all the MPs I saw, Tulip seems on the upswing. Better quality than pre-covid, and I think the stigma of worse looking girls at Tulip is going to go away as most were pretty solid and there was certainly new good girls as well as a few younger hotties, skinny girls and such that would be good anywhere. Tulip is certainly looking better than it has in many years. Any thought of this shops demise should be thrown up, its going up not down. I think Tulip is getting consistant customers, something that isn't the case at other shops. Price remains a crazy bargain at 2100 for 1. 5 hours.

Performance from all my ladies there are exactly as expected PSE from Tulip, some better than others, but did not go wrong with any of them. The standard performance here just remains so much better than other MPs, its kinda crazy. Tulip performance is how it should be, the others are messing up by not offering a more PSE thing.

Been a few times over the last few months to see a regular, and yes, there are some new gals but most are more than a few pounds overweight and overall not that attractive. Took one of the new ones once and while willing the skill set was not quite as polished as the old guard. But it is good to see new faces.

Also amazed at how Golf and Dow have managed to keep themselves in shape.

[GrapeMan]

Visited Tulip. They've most certainly got some new blood and of all the MPs I saw, Tulip seems on the upswing. Better quality than pre-covid, and I think the stigma of worse looking girls at Tulip is going to go away as most were pretty solid and there was certainly new good girls as well as a few younger hotties, skinny girls and such that would be good anywhere. Tulip is certainly looking better than it has in many years. Any thought of this shops demise should be thrown up, its going up not down. I think Tulip is getting consistant customers, something that isn't the case at other shops. Price remains a crazy bargain at 2100 for 1. 5 hours.

Performance from all my ladies there are exactly as expected PSE from Tulip, some better than others, but did not go wrong with any of them. The standard performance here just remains so much better than other MPs, its kinda crazy. Tulip performance is how it should be, the others are messing up by not offering a more PSE thing.

[11Bravo]

Apologies I misunderstood.

As Chick Hearn would say, "No harm, no foul".

I only quoted your post to try and give some context as to what to do if you (general, not specific) find a post mentioning a place, like an MP, and you don't know where it is. Prime example, ME. I read Newton York's FR's on a number of MP's on Soi 33. But that can be misleading, given the large number of sub-sois that establishments can actually be on. They might say Soi 33, but it's actually at the end of some sub-soi. Even main soi's can turn off, then pick up again a block, two blocks away. So a google map, plus street views showing what's on the corner, can help (I hope) to know where to turn. Some MP websites actually have numbered pictures of where to turn. Tulip, street level, is a bit low profile, and my "wait, wait" marker is the 7-11 close by.

For me, it's all part of the fun, blazing a trail, searching for a nugget in that gold mine.

[Supmam]

Apologies I misunderstood.

Understood, never thought an experienced player wouldn't.

I was thinking of instructions for the general membership; well at least the ones who read first. Then they wouldn't have to ask where location of ANY place that hadn't been visited before. It's how I found a lot of the places mentioned by Newton York that I had never been to.

No disrespect meant.

[11Bravo]

I've been there dozens of times.

I know exactly where it is.

My comment was in relation to some poster saying he may have walked past it. I was indicating that it is indeed easy to miss compared to the places on Soi 24 or Soi 24-1.

Understood, never thought an experienced player wouldn't.

I was thinking of instructions for the general membership; well at least the ones who read first. Then they wouldn't have to ask where location of ANY place that hadn't been visited before. It's how I found a lot of the places mentioned by Newton York that I had never been to.

No disrespect meant.