Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!

[Barko]

my heart really bleeds for you.

you never had ownership of tulip nor yok etc.

it doesn't matter who found her first, it might matter which customers are the nicest guys though.

i doubt if the tulip management nor super star girls are so upset by the publicity and extra business especially in these tough economic times.

a service has been done for all the isg members too.

the girls are there because they cannot make enough money in a spa even if they might be very talented.

like you, i speak thai, but don't have excessive problems getting a booking. perhaps i choose a better time of day and am willing to fit in around existing bookings.

"what time will she be free? o.k. that's fine with me, that's when i'll turn up."

o.k. admittedly she is getting very popular. you can't just show up and expect all girls are available.

so now barko is overly hyping up nataree with gross exaggeration imho, hoping to distract everyone to there.

maybe he really does get plenty of gfes there, but i can assure you, and others will back me up, that the super young girls that have just arrived at nataree have little experience, little technique, and little ability to go with their looks. for performance they rarely compete with tulip girls, in general, unless you get lucky.

while i agree that its all about chemistry with the girl, and i don't care that much about room quality, there are places where the probability of great session with a high performance girl is much higher.

point taken. thanks.

-whining about tulip: yeah, i got pissed when my #1 girl got... blah blah blah, yada yada. was going to write a bunch of retarded shit here, never mind. i just thought about yok and ben on sunday morning, needed their magic tag-team hangover cure. tulip is now history for me, long long time gone.
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-well, busted, as mentioned, but not really. i was just trying to be positve. nataree is just a once every couple of months deal for me. not trying to steer anybody away from anywhere. seriously.

another place that is hit or miss for many, but a good 100% for me is euro on soi 31. for some strange reason they never push for the time (normally 1.5 hrs for 2100 flat rate) always want me to hang with them and chow down on sum tum lao and patoo haeng afterward. i tell them 'mai phet, mai kin', (if it's not hot, i don't eat it, while gobbling with sloppy fingers, a stupid smile, and a a raised eyebrow watery eyed blink-blink of course) i tease the shit out of them relentlessly, they love it, and i always meet another honey for the next session. euro has some real cuties, and very very good service, yes? (they can also have some dump ass rooms though too, dammit)
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i will try to relax and calm down a bit, then add some reasonably constructive input as it comes. going back to meree and amsterdam this week, will report.
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-as a rule, i go to geylang for serious stuff. red ropes, trapeze artistry, prc chinese lookers, and one solid hour of hedonistic mirror reflected 3 pop no foolin smack dog get down. from one house to the next, take no prisoners. very pricey, but very worth it. pardon the offtopic.
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also, to aey annies: xlnt sir, i will go there to check it out again solely from the significance and compelling nature of your post.
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thai guys plowing at tulip? what a buncha horseshit.

[NicFrenchy]

I didn't realise that. I was surprised though and quizzed her, and she said many Thai men go there... Perhaps just one of the strange things that Thai girls say for reasons of their own.

She lied. Plain and simple.
Tulip (as most Oilies on Sukh) is for Foreigners Only.
Maybe the Thai men she sees are the electricians or the Painters? Maybe the fumigators? so does that mean renovations are on the way @ Tulip?

[Mouse1]

That sounds technically incorrect as Tulip does not service Thais, as they probably wish avoid problems with friends of the authorities. But plenty of other Asian customers.

I didn't realise that. I was surprised though and quizzed her, and she said many Thai men go there... Perhaps just one of the strange things that Thai girls say for reasons of their own.

[M P Lurker]

My last girl there said that most of her customers were Asian / Thai, and I suspect they are not reading ISG.

That sounds technically incorrect as Tulip does not service Thais, as they probably wish avoid problems with friends of the authorities. But plenty of other Asian customers.

[M P Lurker]

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I think this forum has totally fucked up Tulip. Used to be I could call my normal girl's cell, and get anybody I wanted, have them come to my room, normally in twos or threes. A full on 3 hours of total craziness ensues. (Two packs of Durex Lightnings please) No names here now, but, yep, I had a regular girl and she would sponsor up a different set of girls for me to come with her each time.

Those days are gone.

Now, all the girls are pretty much WAY overly booked (and certainly WAY overly bonked.) I was going to say a bunch of other stuff about the girls right here, but forget it.
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Years ago, Yok used to work at an Internationally classed resort spa as a real for real professional masseuse. She gives the best Thai massage that you could/would ever possibly imagine. Bonding experience type stuff: eyes closed reaching into the sensor flex points that you can only learn at a real massage school and lots of experience. She can make you see stars with her parietal-temporal finger traces and crack your neck like a professional chiropractor. I need her right now, right this minute, but no, no, as always, "Yok mee booking leao, kah". She's booked. She's always booked. Thanks guys.

My heart really bleeds for you.
You never had ownership of Tulip nor Yok etc.
It doesn't matter who found her first, it might matter which customers are the nicest guys though.

I doubt if the Tulip management nor super star girls are so upset by the publicity and extra business especially in these tough economic times.

A service has been done for all the ISG members too.

The girls are there because they cannot make enough money in a Spa even if they might be very talented.

Like you, I speak Thai, but don't have excessive problems getting a booking. Perhaps I choose a better time of day and am willing to fit in around existing bookings.

"What time will she be free? O.K. That's fine with me, that's when I'll turn up."

O.K. Admittedly she is getting very popular. You can't just show up and expect all girls are available.

So now Barko is overly hyping up Nataree with gross exaggeration IMHO, hoping to distract everyone to there.

Maybe he really does get plenty of GFEs there, but I can assure you, and others will back me up, that the super young girls that have just arrived at Nataree have little experience, little technique, and little ability to go with their looks. For performance they rarely compete with Tulip girls, in general, unless you get lucky.

While I agree that its all about chemistry with the girl, and I don't care that much about room quality, there are places where the probability of great session with a high performance girl is much higher.

[Barko]

I have spoken to Giotto quite a few times and he always gives me the right advice. He says that it doesn't matter where you go, it's about the chemistry between you and the girl. You can go to Tulip and have a terrible time, then go to a place usually known for legit massage with no extras and wind up getting complete GFE or PSE from a girl who wouldn't do that with anyone else. At Nataree, people have started going there because they are known to have younger girls. Yes, some of the girls are young looking, but many of the places in that area have young girls, too. I wound up going there pm tje advice of NicFrenchy and Giotto. They said that since I was curious and "had an itch that had to be scratched", that I should at least go, good session or bad. I went and fortunately, against ALL odds, I hit it off with the girl and had a memorable experience. I won't recommend this place to everyone as I know I did get very lucky, though. Your chances of having a bad time are quite high.

I live in Phuket, 4 years now, almost 20 years before that in Chiang Mai. I speak Thai like a Thai, eat sum tum, yum woon sen, kin ahan Thai took yang, and consume prik nam pla by the barrel, just like a Thai. And, hell yeah, I even freakin smell like a Thai. OK, I spend 8-12 days a month in BKK. I do not monger in Phuket, ever. Old days of course. Now, no.

In general: (excuse if it sounds bloated, sorry) I have been almost everywhere in Thailand, from Betong to Mae Sai, from Mae Sariang to Ban Chiang. I am very familiar with where all the girls come from, and speak dialectically to their native provinces. I know their areas by heart, the cities, towns, street names, wats and restaurants, I am also a very very generous tipper, what they like to call "jai dee". So the 2 hours with the girls goes by super fast, (way too fast) and is never ever boring. Three hours is usually a better solution.

Going to Nataree is virtually a 100% hit for me, what I was referring to is spreading the word too loudly. Especially about one girl or another. Fishbowl there is just OK, chicks along the back wall XLNT. The girls seated in the booths across from the bowl are good for a quality romp (spinner or two), and the little Chiang Mai & Chiang Rai girls sitting on the curved seat by the cashier are way sooo fucking cute, but also way so fucking young and pretty much inexperienced. Depends on what I am looking for when I walk in. I know three of the papas by name and have their numbers on my cell, I call before I go, and from beginning to end, the service is always superb.

Nataree is a dump, but it's a very friendly dump. For localized farangs, it happens to be one of the dumps of choice. So no need to yell from the rooftops about this one. Ergo, puhleeze be cool.

No matter where you are in Thailand, if you speak Thai fluently, are decent looking, have a quick sense of humor, are familiar with the country-customs, and know how Thai people click with each other, the service is going to be better. In fact, the service is going to be a whole lot better.

Birds on a wire, fire in the sack, GFE like a 2nd cousin. Then, go home time, I always get a huge 'wai suay suay' with a smile. A handshake & umbrella walk out and a nice wai from the papa. (I'm an old fart, old as dirt) Khao jai mai?

Wow I sound like a conceited prick, I'm not. Just been here a long long time. I. E. Little history: nearly every single place where you now see a 7-11 in old Chiang Mai; a long time ago, even before TV here, those exact places used to all be meeting points, (Great marketing research Southland Corp) you pull up on a motorbike and 5 or 6 girls would step from out of nowhere, you chose one, she jumped on, and you went straight to a 50 Baht bungalow, it cost 200 Baht and dinner. Great? Of course it was freakin great! The girls were so cute it hurt just to look at them. Anyway, you could never ever conceive of yelling the girl's name out to everybody in town. That's all I was saying in my previous post.

Catch my drift?

[John Euro]

I think this forum has totally fucked up Tulip. Hose days are gone.

I discovered Tulip completely by accident, used to stay at the Rex Hotel just up the street from ThongLor,

The existence of this forum is to report the good and bad about our P4P life in BK, some guys send great reports and this is widely appreciated and other fuckers only read and steal our booking time at that particularly MP, but all this can make a MP popular or just knock it down trough the drain if there service or girls attitude is bad, why not

Tulip is very popular these day’s, partly due to the porn star service providers, it’s the same in every business, if you provide just that little extra the place will be more busy.

It is not only because the recent positive reports that Tulip became popular, I have been at Tulip many years ago just as Barko said even before the BTS existed and it was just a average Oil MP as the rest in that area. At that time one of the most popular MP’s for great sex extra’s and with good sex providers for FS was Barons barber till about 3 or 4 years ago till the day that police cracked down that place. As far as I remember, most of the girls went in group to work at Tulip, thought also the mamasan, nothing wrong with that, This news was quickly spread between clients and ISG readers, a few more porn star girls on top of the list and the place became what it is now, why should we complain, this is where we are looking for right?

Maybe the management at Tulip tells the girls what kind of service they have to provide to the client, just that little extra where other MP’s fail, it’s all about informing the girls there goal and what the customer want.

This is now what makes the difference between MP 1 and MP 2, Many other MP or oilie’s management just don’t care how things are going on in there business and how there girls perform, how they [CodeWord140] of the client in service or overcharging for the extra’s etc.

Example, Thonglor II as been in average always a great MP but does not get that kind of porn publicity but I never had any bad experience there, it’s OK, there branch at soi 19 Luxury does not receives very good reports lately, same with Exclusive and a few others in the area, If they [CodeWord140] off the client he does not come back, either will his friends.

I have a sign in my office saying, If you don’t take care of your customers someone else will do, and that is the case here.

And yes, the price of success is that if you mention your fav’s name and all the details here on the board, it’s getting hard to book here for yourself afterwards but this will not stop me from sending good field reports as I learned great things from other ISG members there reports also. I am only pissed is guy’s don’t report at all or just complain.

John Euro

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[Mouse1]

I think this forum has totally fucked up Tulip.

Too easy to be pissed off with you... What do you suggest, we only write glowing reports of crap places?

But, hey, this is what the internet does, it equalises opportunities, so that an irregular visit to BKK like myself can have a great time. You sound like you are here a lot - go explore new places and report or not, it's up to you. But if you think that the popularity of Tulip or other places will lead to a reduction in overall quality, you are completely wrong. Sounds like Yok, or whoever, could go and set up her own MP. She know what the customers want, and we as customers know what we can expect as 'best-practice'. Everyone's a winner.

A restaurant gets a rave review on the internet, and next week it's hard to get a table. A month later there are 10 restaurants of a similar style vying for the same customers.

Anyway, I doubt whether ISG makes much of a difference. I'm a great fan of Tulips but go there a handful of times each year. If I want a particular girl I book a day or two in advance. Never had a problem. My last girl there said that most of her customers were Asian / Thai, and I suspect they are not reading ISG.

[NicFrenchy]

I think this forum has totally fucked up Tulip. Used to be I could call my normal girl's cell, and get anybody I wanted, have them come to my room, normally in twos or threes.

Quit the moaning. If you were that good a customer, your "normal girl" as you call her would still see you even though she is booked.
As Mick, he comes here every 3rd month and YOK always finds time to see him.

So much for that, I have moved on. I really want to share with some of you what's out there on the horizon, and what will surely become the next "Tulip" blip on your radar screens, but I know you guys here are going to totally fuck that up too.

Thanks, I think I already found it, that's why I haven't been to tulip since Jan 2008.

[Phuquer]

I have spoken to Giotto quite a few times and he always gives me the right advice. He says that it doesn't matter where you go, it's about the chemistry between you and the girl. You can go to Tulip and have a terrible time, then go to a place usually known for legit massage with no extras and wind up getting complete GFE or PSE from a girl who wouldn't do that with anyone else. At Nataree, people have started going there because they are known to have younger girls. Yes, some of the girls are young looking, but many of the places in that area have young girls, too. I wound up going there pm tje advice of NicFrenchy and Giotto. They said that since I was curious and "had an itch that had to be scratched", that I should at least go, good session or bad. I went and fortunately, against ALL odds, I hit it off with the girl and had a memorable experience. I won't recommend this place to everyone as I know I did get very lucky, though. Your chances of having a bad time are quite high.

Please don't overly do Nataree, please please please. It's gotten bad enough as it is. Don't turn it into the next Tulip for crap's sake.

[Daddy07]

You guys are going to be pissed at me, never mind. I am not looking to be a popularity contestant here at ISG, thank you.

I think this forum has totally fucked up Tulip. Used to be I could call my normal girl's cell, and get anybody I wanted, have them come to my room, normally in twos or threes. A full on 3 hours of total craziness ensues. (Two packs of Durex Lightnings please) No names here now, but, yep, I had a regular girl and she would sponsor up a different set of girls for me to come with her each time.

Those days are gone.

Now, all the girls are pretty much WAY overly booked (and certainly WAY overly bonked.) I was going to say a bunch of other stuff about the girls right here, but forget it.

This forum is becoming like the Lonely Planet Guide, and you, of course, know that LPG totally fucked up all of my secret spots in the early 80's too (just as DiCaprio said.)...]

Gee, Barko, I’m not pissed at you, and I really sympathize with your plight. I’m so sorry us guys (well, not me, but all the others) have so totally fucked up things for you at Tulip just by going there and having a great time like you did.

Now that you have moved on, I suggest you keep your future hot discoveries a dark classified secret to insure that no ISG member will have the necessary information with which to go out and dirty your nest.

There is no requirement to share on this board, (though that is its purpose). Some guys do; some don’t; some just boast and complain.

[Barko]

She is not Miss Phuquer. Miss Phuquer definitely works at Nataree. Damn was she HOT HOT HOT!!!! And by the way, my name is pronounced "fə-kər", same same "fucker".

(Nataree Report coming soon. Stay tuned)

Please don't overly do Nataree, please please please. It's gotten bad enough as it is. Don't turn it into the next Tulip for crap's sake.

[Barko]

After a year's absence from BKK, I went to see Dow, my fave (together with Bee and Pu, who have regrettably left Tulip to get married)
The session was totally satisfactory. Using every immaginable orifice, she drained me to the last drop.

It was only on the BTS escalator (god-sent and in the perfect location), that my big head started functioning again, and I realized, that she had omitted all those goodies she is (was?) rightly so famous for. No rimmming, no toe-fucking, no nothing, just excellent, solid screwing in diverse positions.

I am not complaining, but could it be, that Ms. Dow is suffering from a burn-out syndrome?

Would not surprise me a bit, given the hype here and the resulting work load.
Maybe she just had a bad day.

Still, a great pity, if her previously exceptional level of performance were to drop permanently.

Any comments?

You guys are going to be pissed at me, never mind. I am not looking to be a popularity contestant here at ISG, thank you.

I think this forum has totally fucked up Tulip. Used to be I could call my normal girl's cell, and get anybody I wanted, have them come to my room, normally in twos or threes. A full on 3 hours of total craziness ensues. (Two packs of Durex Lightnings please) No names here now, but, yep, I had a regular girl and she would sponsor up a different set of girls for me to come with her each time.

Those days are gone.

Now, all the girls are pretty much WAY overly booked (and certainly WAY overly bonked.) I was going to say a bunch of other stuff about the girls right here, but forget it.

This forum is becoming like the Lonely Planet Guide, and you, of course, know that LPG totally fucked up all of my secret spots in the early 80's too (just as DiCaprio said.)
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I discovered Tulip completely by accident, used to stay at the Rex Hotel just up the street from ThongLor, Rex was 100 B/night, had a nice pool, no BTS even dreamed of as of yet, and the Chavalla II right next door was really happening with M-Benz's filling the parking lot and 30 seconds away from my room. Years later when Tulip sprang up: I really thought I had died and gone to heaven.

So, I turned somebody (in this forum) on to Tulip a few years ago, we have both since changed monikers since, and I finally came back here for a look around again. You guys seem to have gotten a lot out of it, but... Tulip is now INFAMOUS.

So much for that, I have moved on. I really want to share with some of you what's out there on the horizon, and what will surely become the next "Tulip" blip on your radar screens, but I know you guys here are going to totally fuck that up too.

Years ago, Yok used to work at an Internationally classed resort spa as a real for real professional masseuse. She gives the best Thai massage that you could/would ever possibly imagine. Bonding experience type stuff: eyes closed reaching into the sensor flex points that you can only learn at a real massage school and lots of experience. She can make you see stars with her parietal-temporal finger traces and crack your neck like a professional chiropractor. I need her right now, right this minute, but no, no, as always, "Yok mee booking leao, kah". She's booked. She's always booked. Thanks guys.

So, sue me. Be pissed at me. Go ahead. Bad case of Monday morning jitters here, and IRDGAFF.

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[Easy2007]

Not meaning this in any inflammatory way, but Thai Girls are sticklers for checking out your body during the initial stages.

You may not know it, but she will be:

Checking your fingernails, are they nicely cut, any dirt under the nails. Checking your toenails, are they nicely cut, any dirt under them, General body odour.

Penile area body odour.

Etc.

And her findings will then alter the performance she gives you. If she thinks you have dirty fingernails she will be very evasive and try not to let you touch her pussy.

Etc. Etc.

We are all men, and we have to be honest that sometimes we do not check the small details and may miss a dirty toe nail or whatever. BUT THE GIRLS DO NOT.

So sometimes, the fact that they do not do somethings is purely down to what they find when they inspect your body.

After a year's absence from BKK, I went to see Dow, my fave (together with Bee and Pu, who have regrettably left Tulip to get married)
The session was totally satisfactory. Using every immaginable orifice, she drained me to the last drop.

It was only on the BTS escalator (god-sent and in the perfect location), that my big head started functioning again, and I realized, that she had omitted all those goodies she is (was?) rightly so famous for. No rimmming, no toe-fucking, no nothing, just excellent, solid screwing in diverse positions.

I am not complaining, but could it be, that Ms. Dow is suffering from a burn-out syndrome?

Would not surprise me a bit, given the hype here and the resulting work load.
Maybe she just had a bad day.

Still, a great pity, if her previously exceptional level of performance were to drop permanently.

Any comments?

[Daddy San]

After a year's absence from BKK, I went to see Dow, my fave (together with Bee and Pu, who have regrettably left Tulip to get married)

The session was totally satisfactory. Using every immaginable orifice, she drained me to the last drop.

It was only on the BTS escalator (god-sent and in the perfect location), that my big head started functioning again, and I realized, that she had omitted all those goodies she is (was?) rightly so famous for. No rimmming, no toe-fucking, no nothing, just excellent, solid screwing in diverse positions.

I am not complaining, but could it be, that Ms. Dow is suffering from a burn-out syndrome?

Would not surprise me a bit, given the hype here and the resulting work load.
Maybe she just had a bad day.

Still, a great pity, if her previously exceptional level of performance were to drop permanently.

Any comments?