Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!

[Member #3200]

I just got back from Thailand couple of days ago & I finally made my way to Tulip for some nice relaxing fun.

During the course of my 3 week Thai holiday I went to Tulip twice (once at the start & once at the end).

When I walked in I looked at the book after I found out both Yok & Dao were already booked so I asked mamasan to pick girl for me, she called out for Pim from downstairs, I nod my aprroval when I see Pim in person.

The next 90-120 minutes (paid for 90 minute session) is a mixture of pleasure & raunchy right from the very start in the shower.

Pim is a sweetie & loves what she does & she is excellent at it, on my return I asked for her, but it was her day off so I tried a newer girl there named Tom, she was just as acccomodating as Pim to my needs/wishes, what she lacked in the experience department she made up for it in sweetness & a willingness to satisfy.

I will repeat going back to Tulip when I come back to Bangkok hopefully again in October.

[Striker34]

I know there are many Tulip reports (maybe ISG needs a Tulip thread?) but thought it unfair not to report on my last visit.

I choose Nestle from the list, having made it a personal crusade to try all the Tulip girls (well, the ones that meet my minimum standard ;-) ). What a great body, I thought as she came up the stairs, and was mesmerised by her arse and waist as I followed her upstairs.

After the normal admin process was complete (aircon, drinks, basket) she proceeded to undress and undress me and then shower together. For me she has an almost perfect body: smaller, very curvy, lovely skin, neatly trimmed bush. We retired to the bed where she went to work with those lovely lips - great deep throat. As we were moving around she said that she had had a very painful thai massage the day before and had sore shoulders. I gave her a 5min shoulder massage which she seemed to apprecite then lay her down for a female special massage (DATY) for which she seemed most appreciative. She gets VERY sensitive after she cums. She then rode me for a while before her next orgasm started to get me off. Great involuntary (or maybe voluntary - hard to tell sometimes) contractions and again with the very sensitive clit. Rolled her into a legs on shoulder Mish and finished.

A quick wash and then she gave me a thai massage on my hands / arms while chatting nicely for a while. Seems she wants to give up the Tulip life this year and start a business, but not sure what to do. Doesn't really like Bangkok (boring) - prefers her province (Udon - can't recall which one). Confirmed that the girls had a good time at the Wat in Chanthaburi last week - apparently they go each year - it is only open once per year.

Having recovered and getting hormy looking/playing with her hot body she commenced BBBJ again then 'shyly' asked if she could have another special massage - who am I to deny a girl a session of DATY! She came again then climbed on board after rolling a cover on with her lips. Numerous posiitons followed by a long doggy session that she demanded (again, who am I to deny) and finished in her tight arse (which she doesn't really like and asked if I would be quick - I admit I was).

A word of caution - she has just had a laser procedure to remove a mole beneath her right nipple, so is a bit sensitive about breast play there (and such nice breasts too).

All in all, another enjoyable Tulip session. I am sure I will be back!
Standard rates for 2 hours (800 house plus 1500 girl) plus tip for a fun session.

[Weird One]

I would like to ask the guys in the forum if anyone knows how much it is to take out one of the girls from Tulip for 1 or 2 days & nights?

Thanks in advance

[Pita123]

Ok, so I owe y'all a huge thanks. Yok is truly amazing. I tried to call ahead of time a few weeks ago but she was out of town. I called on Monday before my flight and was asked to call to confirm the next day. Since my apt was for 4PM and touchdown was at 2PM I called before I even made it to passport control. Hit the hotel, shaved, didn't shower since I knew I'd be showering again in a few mins. Arrived at Tulip exactly on time. I arrived and Yok was just finishing washing her hair in the lobby. I was escorted upstairs to a room to wait. A few minutes later she arrived. It was a bit awkward at first since after asking my name she introduced herself. That seemed funny since I'd booked her specifically. Anyway, as we headed to the shower I was able to make a few funny comments and break the ice. What followed was one of the finest GFE that I have had in a very long time. She is an amazing kisser and had we done nothing but kiss for two hours it would have been enough to bring me back to her again. Her 1. 7m height, perfect breasts and the rest of her body is perfect in my eyes. Now I tend to put a lot into the chemistry. I don't' know if Yok just runs through the right phrases and suggestions with every guy to put on the GFE or whether she was really suggesting that it might be good to grab a bite outside. Either way it works for me. 4 shots in two hours and I only regret that I'm never likely to afford taking her for a few days. Anyway, thanks to y'all for the tip. Especially to ML and KTV! Now to figure out how to work out time away from the TGF again next week so I can grab another session with Yok.

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[Thepfu]

[QUOTE=Canyon]

No, 1,000 - 2,000 baht is a huge amount of money to a westerner living and working in Thailand (salaries here are typically 30-40,000/month). The ladies in Tulip or any Bangkok soapy most certainly make far more than I do, Canyon.

You raise an interesting point. I assume you mean that a farang English teacher makes around 40,000 a month, so that's a little over $1,100 US per month or around $14,000 US per year.. An average performer at Tulip probably has two sessions per day, so collects around 3,000 (1,500 X 2) and perhaps works 22 days a month, so would gross around 66,000. I understand she has expenses including supplies, takeout food, etc. Let's assume that expenses are 16,000 per month, so she would net around 50,000, which is more than you make, but not a lot more. A top performer would average around four sessions per day, so that would be 6,000 or 132,000 gross or around 115,000 net which is almost $3,300 US per month or $40,000 US per year. In that situation, I agree that she makes far more than you do. On the other hand, a below-average performer would probably only average one session per day or 1,500 X 22 or 33,000 per month. Let's assume she can keep her expenses down to 8,000 per month, so that would be 25,000 per month net which is less than you make.

However, a middle-class man from the US or Western Europe would make around $75,000 US per year or $6,250 per month. In this context, 1,000 baht or $29 is not a significant sum of money. Even 2,000 baht or $58 US is not a substantial sum for someone in that income bracket.

Let me be clear that I'm not advocating tipping for average performance, as Nic accused me of doing. What I'm saying is that if a girl goes above and beyond the call of duty and gives you a great time, performing at a very high level, I think a generous tip is in order. In my view, it's the right thing to do. The amount I suggested, however, only applies to those with western salaries. If you earn a Thailand-style salary, I think a different tipping policy is appropriate.

I've been very fortunate in life, so I'm happy to share my good fortune with others who give me pleasure. For those with more limited means, it's appropriate to be more frugal.

The other thing that probably should be considered is, a typical working male can make 75k for many years. What is the shelf life of the average massage girl? How many years can a girl continue at the top of her game.

The big question is, how many of the girls are really planning for their future, or how many are spending and sending all of their funds back home?

A girl I was recently talking with, did talk extensively about her "future" and seemed to be trying to seriously saving money, as she knew both mentally and physcially, she couldn't continue.

It was also funny hearing how she sent her mom money twice a month, rather than once a month. If she sent it once, the mother always ran out. If she sent it twice, in smaller, but in sum, an equal amount, mom seemed to have enough to get by.

[Crazykf]

And so they should for special talents and putting up with some ugly customers. But probably earn not as much as some people think.

I believe top Soapy girls at high class places probably earn significantly more.
Partly this is due to different price levels for different girls at soapies. At Tulip, the basic price is the same for all girls which doesn't really reflect their level of ability.

I know a soapy girl very well (she's a top I would say, maybe not THE top girl, but in a high class place nethertheless) and she told me (I trust her) that she makes 2000. 3000 baht a day, and about 30k baht a month on average. She works 10-11h a day, not sure how many customers. She doesn't work 22 days a month, obviously, but that seems a little much. It's hard work! And the pay is not what many here seem to think it is.

[Opebo]

...An average performer at Tulip probably ... has expenses including supplies, takeout food, etc. Let's assume that expenses are 16,000 per month, so she would net around 50,000, which is more than you make, but not a lot more.

Why should her food be considered a 'business expense'? I have to eat.. we all have to eat. I'd say her expenses are more like 1,000 a month for a couple of tubes of KY, a bottle of Listerine, and a monthly course of antibiotics.

Lastly I wonder how many farang visitors actually make $75,000 a year! We should have a poll.

[M P Lurker]

The ladies in Tulip or any Bangkok soapy most certainly make far more than I do, ...

And so they should for special talents and putting up with some ugly customers. But probably earn not as much as some people think.

I believe top Soapy girls at high class places probably earn significantly more.
Partly this is due to different price levels for different girls at soapies. At Tulip, the basic price is the same for all girls which doesn't really reflect their level of ability.

[M P Lurker]

there is no gaining or losing face. i believe they play on this to make us feel bad about getting another girl.

i have asked my thai staff (2 guys whom i know are very regular at soapies) and they laughed their ass off at how stupid we farangs are. they basically said that since it is their money, they can get entertained by whoever they chose and if any girl gives them attitude, they will tell the papasan later on.

nic seems too tough to worry about girls losing face or status.but it can exist.

it is well known that many thai men frequent soapies and always change girls. they don't want to get too attached to any one girl.

on other hand certain guys need more from the girl and any old girl will not do. they may frequent girls who better fit their requirements even if its just to listen to the guys problems and give advice. yes this stuff does happen at soapies.

i do believe that girls get a certain amount of status by being able to collect regular customers who keep coming back. girls who never get repeats are obviously weak performers.

i am also aware of large gossip grapevine at places like tulip. if a guy does something out of ordinary, soon everyone will know.

but if a guy tries many girls and finally settles on one regular girl, then this is obviously extra kudos for her.

its quite normal for the girl to feel something extra for her very special customers that she doesn't want to lose.
she might make joking threats.

as nic points out, the customer cretainly has the right to butterfly as much as he wants, but the guy who doesn't betterfly can be considered a little differently by the girl.

if a guy has been seeing just one girl and then suddenly changes to another, the first girl may be upset and not so friendly any more.

so my view is, if you are going to butterfly, better do it from the start, so that it is clear that you don't belong to any one girl.

i have had occasions where a bargirl refused to go with me for fear of being accused of stealing another girl's customer. i had maybe gone with the other girl only twice.

[Richo Stevens]

So you say the average is 75k a year for a middle-class man, LOL. Get a grip man

Just as a note, most currencies has depreciated 20-35% against the dollar the last year. Which makes that statement even more ridiculos.

[QUOTE=Canyon]

No, 1,000 - 2,000 baht is a huge amount of money to a westerner living and working in Thailand (salaries here are typically 30-40,000/month). The ladies in Tulip or any Bangkok soapy most certainly make far more than I do, Canyon.

You raise an interesting point. I assume you mean that a farang English teacher makes around 40,000 a month, so that's a little over $1,100 US per month or around $14,000 US per year.. An average performer at Tulip probably has two sessions per day, so collects around 3,000 (1,500 X 2) and perhaps works 22 days a month, so would gross around 66,000. I understand she has expenses including supplies, takeout food, etc. Let's assume that expenses are 16,000 per month, so she would net around 50,000, which is more than you make, but not a lot more. A top performer would average around four sessions per day, so that would be 6,000 or 132,000 gross or around 115,000 net which is almost $3,300 US per month or $40,000 US per year. In that situation, I agree that she makes far more than you do. On the other hand, a below-average performer would probably only average one session per day or 1,500 X 22 or 33,000 per month. Let's assume she can keep her expenses down to 8,000 per month, so that would be 25,000 per month net which is less than you make.

However, a middle-class man from the US or Western Europe would make around $75,000 US per year or $6,250 per month. In this context, 1,000 baht or $29 is not a significant sum of money. Even 2,000 baht or $58 US is not a substantial sum for someone in that income bracket.

Let me be clear that I'm not advocating tipping for average performance, as Nic accused me of doing. What I'm saying is that if a girl goes above and beyond the call of duty and gives you a great time, performing at a very high level, I think a generous tip is in order. In my view, it's the right thing to do. The amount I suggested, however, only applies to those with western salaries. If you earn a Thailand-style salary, I think a different tipping policy is appropriate.

I've been very fortunate in life, so I'm happy to share my good fortune with others who give me pleasure. For those with more limited means, it's appropriate to be more frugal.

[Canyon]

[QUOTE=Opebo]No, 1,000 - 2,000 baht is a huge amount of money to a westerner living and working in Thailand (salaries here are typically 30-40,000/month). The ladies in Tulip or any Bangkok soapy most certainly make far more than I do, Canyon.

You raise an interesting point. I assume you mean that a farang English teacher makes around 40,000 a month, so that's a little over $1,100 US per month or around $14,000 US per year.. An average performer at Tulip probably has two sessions per day, so collects around 3,000 (1,500 X 2) and perhaps works 22 days a month, so would gross around 66,000. I understand she has expenses including supplies, takeout food, etc. Let's assume that expenses are 16,000 per month, so she would net around 50,000, which is more than you make, but not a lot more. A top performer would average around four sessions per day, so that would be 6,000 or 132,000 gross or around 115,000 net which is almost $3,300 US per month or $40,000 US per year. In that situation, I agree that she makes far more than you do. On the other hand, a below-average performer would probably only average one session per day or 1,500 X 22 or 33,000 per month. Let's assume she can keep her expenses down to 8,000 per month, so that would be 25,000 per month net which is less than you make.

However, a middle-class man from the US or Western Europe would make around $75,000 US per year or $6,250 per month. In this context, 1,000 baht or $29 is not a significant sum of money. Even 2,000 baht or $58 US is not a substantial sum for someone in that income bracket.

Let me be clear that I'm not advocating tipping for average performance, as Nic accused me of doing. What I'm saying is that if a girl goes above and beyond the call of duty and gives you a great time, performing at a very high level, I think a generous tip is in order. In my view, it's the right thing to do. The amount I suggested, however, only applies to those with western salaries. If you earn a Thailand-style salary, I think a different tipping policy is appropriate.

I've been very fortunate in life, so I'm happy to share my good fortune with others who give me pleasure. For those with more limited means, it's appropriate to be more frugal.

[Tfutfu]

No, 1,000 - 2,000 baht is a huge amount of money to a westerner living and working in Thailand (salaries here are typically 30-40,000/month). The ladies in Tulip or any Bangkok soapy most certainly make far more than I do

In my opinion this words should be written in big letters at the arrival from Suvarnabhumi Airport.

[Opebo]

Also, on the tipping issue, my point of view is much different than that of Easy2007. The amount of tips we're talking about, let's say 1,000 to 2,000 baht is a relatively small amount to a westerner, but means more to a Thai lady.

No, 1,000 - 2,000 baht is a huge amount of money to a westerner living and working in Thailand (salaries here are typically 30-40,000/month). The ladies in Tulip or any Bangkok soapy most certainly make far more than I do, Canyon.

Last time I was in Tulip I was chatting with the lady about her trips home to visit the family - she always flies back to her small town upcountry. She simply makes too much for bus travel to make sense. I can assure you I always take the bus, and can't afford otherwise.

[Canyon]

The issue raised by TTG, Nic and Easy2007 is an interesting one. My view tends to fall halfway between that of TTG and Easy2007. For me, an encounter is much more enjoyable if I build a relationship with the girl. If you're an indiscriminate butterfly, this seems to detract from the relationship. I was worried about this issue when I used to go with Fa at Tulip, then switched to Yok, then tried Fa again before returning to Yok. I was concerned that Fa would not give me as good a service after she knew that I had been with Fa. As it turned out, Fa gave me just as good service (maybe even better) after I had been with Yok. This casts some doubt on the theory that the girls give inferior service to butterflies. On the other hand, I built a relationship with Yok by taking her out for three days running, seeing her exclusively. This was one of the best experiences of my life, so it provides evidence that focussing on one and not butterflying may be more rewarding.

Also, on the tipping issue, my point of view is much different than that of Easy2007. The amount of tips we're talking about, let's say 1,000 to 2,000 baht is a relatively small amount to a westerner, but means more to a Thai lady. I would rather be generous if I receive good service. I like to make them happy if they make me happy and I think it also improves the relationship over time. It amounts to a sense of fair play in rewarding great service. I think it's shortsighted to pay the least amount possible and avoid tipping. In my experience, the men who fight for the last baht are really not very happy and really don't enjoy life as much as the more generous people. For those of you who have the philosophy of beating down the price as much as possible, my advice is to try being generous for a while, and see if this doesn't improve your life.

[Centaurus]

Yes, clearly but I don't think this is something WE should be bothered about. LEt the Internal Massage Girl Politics where it belongs and try to enjoy yourself.

I agree... and I think TTG does, too, reading all his bullets. Really a fun post!!

I wonder whether this question is somehow handled differently in a place like Akane, where there is much good-natured teasing by the other girls when you sit there with your choosen one or go up and down the stairs.

In Tulip, they tend to hide or quickly look around corners, smile somewhat shyly when you meet an "ex" on the stairs or sitting there for a hair-do etc.

The behavior is actually so different that I've been wondering whether the fun atmosphere in Akane is due to management policy.