Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!

[Raptors]

In order also to write about other MP's I will post a quick report about Thonglor 2, actually I am a newbie to Bangkok MP's but after all reports and comments I read I decided to go to Thonglor 2 also because it was for me the convenient.

Honestly I liked the place. The place is very clean and the massage rooms are of a decent size, clean and with a good sized shower. So I arrived at Thonglor at about 4h30 PM yesterday talked with the receptionist. I opted for the two hours oil massage at 800 Bahts. I actually asked to see the book and that she shows me who was available, actually there was not too much available around 5-6, I knew from comments here that the pictures in the book are heavily photoshopped, so only a certain resemblance later can be seen. So the receptionist tried to sell me a certain girl. But her face was already bad on the picture so it was not appealing to me. So I made my own choice and in the end I was pleasantly surprise. The girl was quite as the picture, 24 years old, fairly new to the job (2 month according to her) but with a very nice body slim and very good shape. I liked it a lot. Her english was extremely limited.communication was quite difficult and she was shy and it was difficult to warm her up as much as I was smiling and conversing etc. She gave me first a good massage and massaged all the right spots and then at the end of the massage offered me the special service for the standard 1500 Baht, I agreed and here we go. Kissing was very difficult. Became better towards the end, sex was good and her BJ (uncovered) was also good. All in all she tried to please and we later warmed up a bit, but only one shot although I think I have laid the foundation for better service in a repeat visit. Will I repeat with her. Well I still have a couple of days in Bangkok. Probably although I want to sample some other massage parlors. Tulip of course is also on my list. But if it is such a hassle to get somebody. Well I can also try some other shops. Overall I was satisfied with Thonglor 2 bec brause I also liked the overall facilities. Which would give me an incentive to return. I will see.

Now the lady was not even described on her website as "hot". But I guess everybody sees things differently. Overall not a stellar performance but I still I left (probably because I am not so experienced) happy I tipped her reasonably and she was very happy. It really would be interesting to see how a second visit with her will be.

So overall:

Face: 7
Body 8
Attitude: 6-7 ( can still be improved
Kissing: 3 ( still her weakest point)
BJ: 7
FS: 7

Overall 6-7

Shall see how it goes next time.

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[Italy 1974]

In my opinion Thong Lor 2 is better than Tulip.

At least you have more choice.

My suggestion is this new girl called Tukta:

http://www.thonglormassage.com/Tukta.html

Twenty years old, slim with big tits.

Italy 1974

[John Euro]

My second stop in BK is mainly a 2h torture Thai massage at a " normal " MP and to make sure not to opt for extras and just get rid of the stiffness from cold Europe. The next move then would be mainly to Akane 33 what I did on a mid afternoon, since my Fav Miki was pissing me of in front of the other girls last time and now gone to Shitlom branch which is a bit out of the way for me, I stay loyal with there 33 branch with a new challenge in mind, saying that I have to reinvest my charm in another fav girl, fine for me. Bad luck this time, Akane 33 was closed till 23. 01, just as every year around the same time since the big boss is taking the girls to the beach for as a new year holiday trip, should have call before.

No problem, its only postponing the execution as there are 1001 options in the area, now using my back up plan, first thought to go Jack & Betty but changed my mind, moved back on to SUK and the MRT bridge, in to the sky train and out at the next stop for Thong Lor and in to Tulip.

I took my short list with names (Mick, thanks Mate) and what ever name I came up with, they are all occupied or having a day off – what was available are mainly the names on my " not to take list " like Gop – May –Pim etc, Going trough the photo book again one by one I figured out that FA was available, this name crossed my mind thought from a positive posting. Decided to go for FA as the only decent option at that moment except if I would wait at least an hour before the top rating kids was available. Busy day –busy place.

FA is a lovely nice looking kid, friendly and with a nice face, turned out to be a great GFE.

Once in the room she turned out to be big fun, together we joking and laughing, so good that when I came out of the shower with junior up in the air (yes, she started with a good wet BJ)

FA placed here forearm next to my John junior, told " same size – to big for me – can not go in (there was a difference of course) she kept on saying " can not do " mi client Korean men – Japanese men, very small size ad she showed here finger in the air as example, big laugh from here side, me a surprising face. I did the same with my fourth finger and she uses two middle fingers to cut my fourth finger in half and saying – Korean size OK like that. She bends over from laughing on to the bed, I thought this is my turn now, within a second and with a serious face, I had my shirt and shorts back on – big panic, " what you do " me go back home, if I can not fit, me go home, she blocks the door and tries to pull my shirt back off. I couldn’t hold that poker face any longer, I gave up and we started with the usual Tulip session, great BJ and kissing.

What did she said, Junior will not fit? I have been banging here back door as deep as I could without any resistance. Both of us exhausted after the first round and I did not opted for a second shot but continuing with a good and relax GFE, On my age I am not longer ready for 2 pops in a row but need a bit fresh air or other simulation to go for it. The massage was only so-so but that not why we are going to Tulip.

The 15 Thb I paid for the MRT from Eporium till Thong Lor was well spend this time.

John Euro

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[M P Lurker]

Hi Satrai,

I totally agree with you.
Tulip is being hyped to high heaven.
The could not have bought a PR campaign of this magnitude and quality for all the gold in Thailand. And they are getting it for free, well maybe a few freebees....
I am also sure, that there are many other venues here, which are every bit as good or better. These are unfortunately going bankrupt, because all the mongers are queueing up, waiting for Yok c.s.
But then, can you recommend and a single *****house in BKK, which comes even close to Tulip?

I recently gave a big plug to Jiap (Jeab) at Angel and got criticised by other mongers, saying that she now be booked out all the time, and I would be lucky to ever see her again.

One problem is that a lot of mongers are keeping their best girls and venues secret, while there is no point to being secret about venues like Tulip that are well known.

So I hope mongers feel encouraged to report on other venues to bring more balance to the thread.

[Run Mann]

Stick around, Tulip will eventually be replaced by the next big thing. Some time ago the only quality provider in Bangkok was Rin from Hana Massage but she has since been orbited into oblivion. Oh well, here is a plug for Hana Massage and Rin.

http://hanamassage.web.fc2.com/index.htm

Regarding the (relative) number of posts in this thread I think it will be a good idea to rename this thread to "Tulip"...

Come on guys: there is much more in BKK than this Tulip. Isn't it getting boring to always write and read posts only on Tulip.

I suggest that you bros try to write fr's on other MP's as well.

[Member #3428]

Stick around, Tulip will eventually be replaced by the next big thing. Some time ago the only quality provider in Bangkok was Rin from Hana Massage but she has since been orbited into oblivion. Oh well, here is a plug for Hana Massage and Rin.

http://hanamassage.web.fc2.com/index.htm

Oh no Rin is a very good provider, and I think I followed your suggesting by taking the TGF to the session. She called rin first and talked to her as reported her by someone, maybe you... and we had a marvelous time...

[M P Lurker]

Regarding the (relative) number of posts in this thread I think it will be a good idea to rename this thread to "Tulip"...

Come on guys: there is much more in BKK than this Tulip. Isn't it getting boring to always write and read posts only on Tulip.

I suggest that you bros try to write fr's on other MP's as well.

So Satrai2000,

You could easily assist the problem by posting more detailing reports on other venues.

It is a good idea to have a separate thread for Tulip. Then an index to the massive set of reports, would hardly be needed.

[NicFrenchy]

But then, can you recommend and a single *****house in BKK, which comes even close to Tulip?

Nope, no other venues come close to them

[Olinda]

Mick,

So much said about Tulip, cant wait to get there. Which Tulip girl has the most vuluptuos body? I love a nice bubble butt and an hour glass figure. This is why I love Latinas. They posses the best curves.

Thanks,

AL

Some automation was involved to make less work.
Initially my motivation was to work out which Tulip girls would suit me, but I got more or less stuck on one girl.

Anyway, I don't mind helping out with some publicity for the place, even without direct tangible benefits. But its something we can point newbies at.

[Daddy San]

Regarding the (relative) number of posts in this thread I think it will be a good idea to rename this thread to "Tulip"...

Come on guys: there is much more in BKK than this Tulip. Isn't it getting boring to always write and read posts only on Tulip.

I suggest that you bros try to write fr's on other MP's as well.

Hi Satrai,

I totally agree with you.
Tulip is being hyped to high heaven.
The could not have bought a PR campaign of this magnitude and quality for all the gold in Thailand. And they are getting it for free, well maybe a few freebees....
I am also sure, that there are many other venues here, which are every bit as good or better. These are unfortunately going bankrupt, because all the mongers are queueing up, waiting for Yok c.s.
But then, can you recommend and a single *****house in BKK, which comes even close to Tulip?

[Satrai2000]

Regarding the (relative) number of posts in this thread I think it will be a good idea to rename this thread to "Tulip"...

Come on guys: there is much more in BKK than this Tulip. Isn't it getting boring to always write and read posts only on Tulip.

I suggest that you bros try to write fr's on other MP's as well.

[Kabuki]

Kuratla, thanks for your Tulip direction and valuable suggestions.

Soon I will post my Bangkok & Pattaya field reports.

Hi Kabuki,

Thanks for your comments. To answer your questions:

From Sukhumivt Soi 16, just get on the Skytrain BTS Asoke and go to BTS Thong Lor (which is only 2 stops north). Exiting the Skytrain, you can see the big Tulip sign. Look for the sign and then you'll know exactly where Tulip is.

About my lady's name: Sorry, I'd rather not give it out. However, similar experiences are certainly possible with most Tulip girls. YMMV (Your Mileage May Vary) of course but all I can suggest is that what you get out of an experience is proportionate to what you put into it (and I don't mean money). Be passionate, frisky and fun and the girls will respond in kind.

About anal: Most Tulip girls provide anal at no additional cost (though if a girl gives you anal, providing her with an extra tip is certainly recommended). If you really want anal, then make that clear by you choose a girl.

About cost: For the "massage" (basically the room rate), 2 hours costs 800 baht, 2 1/2 hours costs 1000, and 3 hours costs 1200. For the girl, any and all sexual experiences incur a minimum "tip" charge (but we go there for the sex, not the massage, after all). HJ = 500/BJ = 1000/FS = 1500 (all inclusive so for 1500 you get everything). Anal may be included in the 1500 FS "tip" if the girl is willing but, again, ask before choosing if you need anal.

These "tips" are the bare required minimum and some mongers pay exactly that. However, if a girl provides you with a superb experience, then she, in my opinion, deserves more. Tip an extra 500 or 1000 - depending on how much you've enjoyed yourself. For horrible service (rare at Tulip but still possible), tip nothing extra and complain.

Lastly, I hope you have a good time and if so, please reciprocate with an entertaining field report.

Cheers,

Kuratla

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[El Doktor]

my third trip to bangkok, first time visiting tulip.

wow.

i didn't get a choice on the girl, but you'll hear no complaints here. looking at mick's list o' posts, i see the lady popping up, so i'll share that it was gita, although i swear she said, on repetition, "guitar", though that might have been to fix it in my mind. not that i'm likely to forget her.

she wore me out. first some oral, then the condom, a bit of the old thai squat, and then she says "you like my ass? " now, i don't tend to ask for anal; i don't have a porn star cock, but get the occasional complaint about girth in asia, and besides, by the time i'm thinking about butt sex, i'm usually about done. this is the first time in a while that the girl has just flat offered it up. so, yeah, ok. that was great, and she seemed to be enjoying it quite a bit.

then i got a bit of massage. which quickly turned into a lot more oral work on her part. too quickly, i'm afraid. despite heroic efforts on her part, little brother was too tired to finish again. i had her extend the session to two hours and give him a bit of a rest. after a bit more massage (which she did very well, no "i'm not here to give massages" half-assed rubbing), she started again. the girl was not going to let me go without that second pop. superb oral work and some ap brought me off, but man, that girl earned her pay, and i've never felt better about tipping.

bottom line? i'll be back at tulip. i do like thonglor 2, a lot, and [CodeWord900] has its charms, but boy, howdy, tulip was good. i'll be back for another random selection and/or guitar before i move on. yeow, i'm still grinning five hours later. i think they open at ten.

on another note, i tried to hit ayane chitlom last week, and they were closed.. that'd be wednesday and thursday, i think. anybody know anything about that?

[SexWithSmile]

After a too long absence from the Forum due to a Chinese Malay girl-friend in KL, I am pleased to have personally met Mick L, the Michelin guide of the massage parlors, for a pleasant evening at the Suzie Wong. Back on stage, I shall re-submit my review of the traditional May and 2 Tulip newbies: Cherry and Cat.

May is the experienced teacher. She does good anal, a bit crazy but totally lovable. As I know her for 3 years now, we have a good connection.

She introduced me before to Phoo (best anal action, but now married) the infamous C (also great anal action, "boom boom very hard), and Fay (good experience as well). Now it was time to move to newbie girls, just starting the job: Cherry and Cat. Cherry and Cat have not started yet the anal, but are truly motivated. What they may lack in technique, they compensate by enthusiasm. They fully participate to the lesbian shows set by May: a lot of nipple and tong-kissing. Is anything more exciting than dogging the newbie while she is all kissing May, with my hands inserting May's pussy or butthole, my tongue kissing May's nipple or her pussy, while they all scream like pigs being slaughtered.

I keep on taking them for the evening: THB 1, 000 per girl for Tulip. Tip for the girl, which I do not wish to disclose here (sorry), but remains very reasonable. We go bowling, eating or dancing. Although their English is very limited, they are always entertaining and well-behaved. They enjoy a few drinks (actually we emptied a full bottle of Black Label the 3 of us), but they will never be totally drunk. Then I bring them back to the Livingstones hotel, where we can enjoy the gigantic jacuzzi with lights in my room, and the bed strong enough to support our man-made earthquake. I had purchased to May a big vibrator with 2 ends (the big size, and the small clitoris excitor which can also be used for anal opening), and an anal trainer. But at the end, she prefers the small clitoris vibrators. My 2 gifts are now used by the Tulip staff. Next time I shall post a label "Sponsored by SWS" so you mongers will remember me when using those tools on the Tulip girls.

They stay with me until 2 am. Don't take it personally if they do not stay overnight with you. Contrary to the Gogo girls who have nothing to do during the day until their night-shift, here those girls must report to duty at 9 or 10 am and they need their own sleep.

Well, not to be abused, but enjoyed in moderation.

Cheers,

SWS

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[M P Lurker]

so basically a lot of us are "sleeping" with the same girls...there must be some type of sociological study in all of this?

or, at the minimum, a review of a successful "word of mouth" internet guerrilla marketing plan. mic, do you get kickbacks from this (or lick backs)?

no kickbacks, but they know who i am i guess. so hopefully i will be mostly well received. i know some of the girls don't mind a little publicity to boost their requests. they are not feeling totally overwhelmed yet. no complaints from saeng my favourite girl knows about me, has not complained about any of this, and gossip grapevine at tulip is strong.

there is some sort of strange mateship about sharing top girls i suppose, but of course i would like to be top priority in the girl's mind (after money matters that is).