Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!

[El Greco]

Tulip has a great takeout option. 1K to the house for 2 hour outcall. Payment to girl is separate.

No matter how long my in house massage is, e.g one, 1,5 or two hrs, I always tip the girls 1.500 baht. Is that the normal price?

I don't want to spoil the market or even worst underpay them.

Oh, I already miss BKK. I am in Lima/Peru now and this place sucks. BKK is second to none. Or is it RIO the best place to be? I think I will never be able to decide during this life. Maybe on my next one. LOL

Thanks

[M P Lurker]

made a booking to see yok at tulip today. i indicated i could show up at any time that would suit yok.
girl on the phone insisted on setting a time without checking on yok first as yok is required to be at work no later than 1pm.

apparently girls have a roster for which days they must come early at 10am (about 2 days in every week).

so when i arrived, miss dao was playing mamasan (an extra hot one lol) as saeng was late today. its saeng's month on (1 month in three as another poster mentioned already). muk and ? are the other mamasans and all three makeup the owners of the business, i believe.

yok had to rush to get in by 1pm today so unfortunately she had to skip breakfast. she was looking very trim after losing a little bit of weight since last visit. 170cm but down to 52 kg now. small waist, taunt bottom, but strong legs. tits are only b cup but very nice naturals.

i asked yok what is the most customers she has ever handled in a day and she replied: six. she said she still had plenty of power even for the sixth customer.

and how many orgasms can she manage in a day? "that's secret" was her reponse. well if six customers can she have six orgasms? "no way" was her response ! that would drain too much of her energy (but i was skeptical)

so we pashed in the shower and no introductory massage.
she lost the battle to avoid orgasm 4 times.
1. during 69
2. during cowgirl
3. during doggy
4. lying supine stretched out on her front and me on top with my hand underneath playing with her sensitive bit.

its hard to believe her spasms are faked.

i lost during reverse cowgirl and again during final blowjob with balls tickling massage. very much a gfe.

30 minutes of the 2 hours was rest time (mainly for me) although i was lazy and took the underneath position a fair bit today.

so i remain very skeptical that she cannot have at least 6 orgasms per day. probably likes to make customers think they are special ones who can force her to come
she said that 1 hour would be enough to recover back to full fitness.

tulip has a great takeout option. 1k to the house for 2 hour outcall. payment to girl is separate. but if after 9pm girl does not have to return to work, and so could stay with you all night for a reasonable extra tip above the normal. i think i will try this soon as my fantasy is to be awakened by the girl molesting/[CodeWord125] me first thing in the morning.

to book a girl for a full 24 hours, its 3k to the house plus whatever the girl deems to be reasonable for her. i guess that this would be at least 5k for superstar girls, but could be less in this economy.

i'm not sure who has the power to take full advantage of a tulip girl for 24 hours but it is a challenge :d

[Tom Hay]

day 4 in bangkok, after a days rest from the gruelling session in tulip i decided to check out [CodeWord901]. got bts to nana station, found soi 8 with no problem. walked past aviva and was a bit tempted but i was determined to get to [CodeWord901].

got to the front of [CodeWord901] and there were around 8 pairs of eyes looking at me some with a smile. i chose the second best looking one because she had the biggest smile on her. was let into the bar area and asked if i needed a drink. i said nope, let's just get straight into it. she laughed as i said that and said, "wow, someone's in a hurry." paid $700 and was let upstairs into the "lounge" area with curtains seperating the service area.

dropped my daks and was cleaned with the cold moist tissues. she left me for around 5 minutes after cleaning for reasons i do not know. while i was waiting, i heard a guy somewhere near me talking to her girl. couldn't make out what it was. after around 2 minutes, i heard a moan and a satisfied chuckle. i was like, mmm... nice!

she returned and proceed to place the kneeling pad on the floor and started to stroke my dick. i asked her what her name was she said it's oi. she would be around the early 20s. 5'3" 50kg. she asked if i wanted condom or not. i said she can decide. she started a nice bbbj, with her hand assisting her mouth. i told her it's cheating and she pretended not to understand and smile. i removed her shirt and revealed a slightly saggy a-cup boobs with big nipples. was a bit disappointed. she said she was ticklish when i tried to touch her boobs. she didn't want it stroke instead she said grab it hard. grabbed hard i did. tried to get her to remove her skirt but to no avail.

she continued her bbbj/hj combination and after around 5 minutes, i came hard into her mouth. she kept them all in without spilling and spat onto some tissues that she had prepared earlier and cleaned me up.

i was then escorted down the stairs and out with the other 7 pairs of eyes looking at me. all in all, it's not a bad punt. not the best but if you are after and cheap and quick way to get yourself over the line, you can't go wrong with [CodeWord901].

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[Tom Hay]

regarding my report, you would have notice i felt like my dick actually went inside her pussy although she assured me it didn't happened. my dick is still a bit sore and i am a bit skeptical about the whole thing. althought it maybe due to my other visits to [CodeWord900] and akane (report to follow) that contributes to the soreness too.

my question is, how often does the girls in tulip get tested for sti and hiv? has anyone here ever caught anything from any girls from tulip?

thanks in advance for any replies.

tom hay

[M P Lurker]

Another endorsement for Tulip... satisfaction guaranteed.

Just curious, is there anyone out there that had a BAD experience here?

The facilities are not top notch, but the service is.

About one in ever 100 reports was not so good, perhaps I exaggerate . e.g. New girl wasn't good or a superstar was too tired.
But no place can have every girl perfect every time.
There certain superstars there that have never ever had a bad report if you should do a search back through the History.
I have had one of the newbie girls who was quite good. But I keep to returning to one of the superstars who does a great job of pretending to be my GF but with a performance easily outdoing any GF I ever had. One day when I get really fit, I might try taking her away for a couple of days to see what a sexual marathon would really be like. As it is, I usually come away from there wondering if I can make it up the stairs at the BTS.

This place is a must for 3-holer enthusiasts, and not trying it has been described as "criminal".

[Mark17]

was in bangkok for a week. heard about tulip, [CodeWord900] and akane and decided i have to give this places a go.

went to tulip on day 2 of my trip around 5pm. took bts to thong lor and had no problem finding it.

another endorsement for tulip... satisfaction guaranteed.

just curious, is there anyone out there that had a bad experience here?

the facilities are not top notch, but the service is.

[Kuratla]

Funny that Seydlitz asked if Saeng was taking customers because the last time I was at Tulip and my requested girl was busy (Tuk), I looked Saeng up and down and was thinking about asking for her instead! She looks fine and I'd love to try her out.

I didn't ask, however, and took Nice... which turned out to be an excellent experience. Her spiky hair doesn't do it for me and she is a tad bit chubby but her performance was top rate. Superb blow job skills, some deepthroating, willing anal and a tight wet pussy. She made me cum easily four times in two hours (first through a blow job, then missionary fucking, and twice cowgirl). Lots of French-kissing and she had no problems accepting my insatiable sexual appetite.

[Horntoad]

By the way, is the legendary Seung still personally active at Tulip, or is she limiting herself to management tasks?

Back then at Baron, she was a top performer, with exceptional blowjob technique and anal-friendliness.

Saeng isn't servicing customers anymore. I'm sure if you were an old customer, she might meet you off premises but doesn't look good for one of the owners taking business away from the girls. The three owners take turns running the shop. They used to work one week on and two weeks off but now they are working one month and then taking two months off.

[Tom Hay]

was in bangkok for a week. heard about tulip, [CodeWord900] and akane and decided i have to give this places a go.

went to tulip on day 2 of my trip around 5pm. took bts to thong lor and had no problem finding it. went in there and it looked like a barber shop. went up to mamasan and asked to look at the lineup downstairs and i think she either didn't hear me or pretended not to hear me and proceeded to call the next girl out. she then asked if it is ok. the girl look late 20s with a nice body and face and i thought what the heck, "ok!". opted for 90 minutes, parted with 600b and went up the stairs. got into the room and asked for her name. nataree (maybe natalie) she said. she's about 1.62m, 32c (enhanced), nice little ass, no scars or tatts from isaan.

was asked to take a shower while she started making the bed up. she asked me how many times today, i jokingly said 10 and she got a bit excited and said, "make sure you give me 10 cums or you are not going home!" she joined me in the shower and started washing me and giving me a bit of hj. she liked what she saw and said it's strong.

after the shower, was told to lie on the bed on my chest and she started some oily body slide. her enhanced tits felt really good on my back. she then asked me to turn over and did the same to my front. she then gave me a really good bbbj with deep throat all the while licking my balls and ass.

she then put some oil in between her thigh and proceed to fuck me with her thighs facing me. man, that felt so good i nearly came right there. she then turned around with her ass facing me. bring my dick close to her pussy and started fucking me with her thigh. it felt really good and it felted as if i was fucking her bb. immediately, i said stop, i need condom for this and pushed her off a bit. she got startled and jumped off and said i scared her. she said she would never do a fj bb. that's body massage. that was a relief. i don't want to catch anything.

she then put on a condom and straddled me cowgirl. we then switch to doggie and missionary before i asked for her ass. she put some lube on and asked me to be gentle. it's my first anal and it felt really good and tight. that tightness made me cum in a huge amount very soon and exhausted me.

she gave me a nice massage and chatted about her and life,etc. eventually, we are ready for round 2. this time she started by lubing my toe and i was like wtf? she proceeded to fuck my toe, strangely, that was really good! i enjoyed it immensely, we then proceeded to round 2 with loaded of changes in position and anal in a few position. he ass wasn't as tight the second time around and was soon looser than her pussy so i went back to her pussy. i pounded her for 40 minutes but to no avail. i just couldn't cum maybe because she made me cum too much in the first round. she tried her hardest, giving me fantastic bbbj, hj and even masturbated in front of me. felt like cuming a few times but was shooting blank.

in the end, time was up and she felt like she wasn't doing her job properly but i assured her it's because she emptied my ammunition in the first round. i was exhausted after this 90 minutes and had weak legs. my penis felt sore around the head area for 2 days from all the blank shooting. walked out of the place with a big smile feeling weak and dizzy.

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[Seydlitz]

Kuratla-- Great report! You've discovered the pleasures of Tulip. What's remarkable is that there are a lot of other girls that give the same kind of service. Dow is on my list for next time.

By the way, is the legendary Seung still personally active at Tulip, or is she limiting herself to management tasks?

Back then at Baron, she was a top performer, with exceptional blowjob technique and anal-friendliness.

[El Greco]

Tulip is pretty easy to find even for a sense of directionless nuptie like me. You just take the skytrain to Thong Lor , exit down the steps on the side facing the oncoming Sukhumvit traffic, walk 50 yards and you are there, The ‘Tulip’ sign is quite small and easy to miss so you have to keep your eyes open.

Last time I was there earlier this month I noticed they have raised a big "Tulip Massage" neon sign at the skytrains level above their shop which is right below the station.

You can not miss it going out through the ticket machines on the way the train goes on Shukumvit from Nana.

IMHO Yoke is a notch below Dow's performance but a better looking gal. Gave me a great time too.

Only Brasilerinhas can match with those two.

[Kuratla]

Thanks for the positive reviews of my report, guys. I enjoy writing (almost. But not quite. As much as I enjoy fucking) so I appreciate it when people enjoy my literature. It is because of forums (not this one in particular but similar forums) that I found places like Tulip so I am more than willing to write a report in return for the advice and info I find.

I have been back to Tulip several times since Dao and I've been with five different ladies so far. Each one has their own special thing about them and EVERY one of them were amazing. Each one left me exhausted and weak in the knees when I left. Utterly drained and contented.

I have reports for Nestle, Fa, Tuk, and Nice to write up but that will take some time as I wait for the Muses to visit me.

And yes, Mouse1, I do recognize those too fine tits.

Kuratla

[Taumaoe]

this is normal and obviously girls must find it hard to perform equally for every customer.

sometimes there is chemistry and sometimes there isn't.

but yok at tulip never ever started with any massage with me and i never asked for a massage too! she probably can massage if asked (who knows?)
not sure if this was good chemistry or if every customer gets virtually raped from the word go.

i've been going to tulip regularly for the last 10 months. i have never had a massage yet! regardless of the girl, we start going on with it from the beginning. perhaps it's chemistry

[Goyave]

Kuratla--

Great report! You've discovered the pleasures of Tulip. What's remarkable is that there are a lot of other girls that give the same kind of service. Dow is on my list for next time.

Agreed. That's really a great report indeed. Congratulations, Kuratla! And after reading another fine report by Gamahucher about the same place and other previous recommendations, I am impatient to check this place too during my next stay in Bangkok.

[Cunning Stunt]

** After submitting this report, I read kuratia's much better offering a few reports back which renders my report obsolete. But I'll leave mine in as it is a personal viewpoint. Seems that Tulip reports are like London buses, you wait ages for one and then several appear at once **

For the first time, yesterday, I visited Tulips. It has received much positive feedback on this forum and I was curious to know if it merited the hype. It does with but with some slight reservations. Apologies if this report is all ‘old hat’ to many Thai regulars here but it might be of some use to other ‘oily’ newbies like myself.

Must admit the Oily concept is not one I’m overly familiar with, being more a traditional ‘soapy’ kind of guy. In fact, correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe that the whole concept is a fairly recent development. Don’t recall being aware of any ‘oilies’ when I lived here in the late 80’s.

Tried to pre-book Teena but she is off for a week (on the rag maybe?) so opted for Yok instead, as I recall reading some positive stuff about her. Tulip is pretty easy to find even for a sense of directionless nuptie like me. You just take the skytrain to Thong Lor , exit down the steps on the side facing the oncoming Sukhumvit traffic, walk 50 yards and you are there, The ‘Tulip’ sign is quite small and easy to miss so you have to keep your eyes open.

The prelims are quite different from a soapy. No annoying (but ultimately vital) mama/papasans here. In fact you think you have just walked into a hairdressers (which you have) with a small counter at the top left of the room, staffed by a friendly Thai lady. Pay your basic fee and you are away It was 800 baht for 2 hours – I was going to go for the 600 baht 90 minute (theres also a 400 baht, 1 hour ‘quickie’ choice) but ultimately pleased I didn’t as I wanted the ‘full monty’ and thought that might be a bit rushed with the shorter option.

Yok quickly appeared out of a side room and led me up two flights of stairs (thoughtfully asking if I needed to use the WC on the 1st floor). Now here is the disappointing part. I wasn’t expecting luxury but you could hardly ‘swing a Yok’ in the tiny room she led me into. You had to go out into the corridor to turn round. Just a bed, a hatstand and a bedside table for your gear, and a shower. All shoehorned into a 10’ by 8’ room. Watch out for the non non-slip tiled floor as well, which gets pretty wet during the course of the proceedings. I wonder how many emergency calls are made from Tulip each year, on behalf of severely concussed Falangs. Oh and not too sure about that little ‘wankers’ window set high in the door. What that all about then?

Yok herself is a sweetie. Not beautiful but not ‘butt ugly’ either.. Quite tall for a Thai at about 5’ 7”. When she got her kit off, she proved to have a pretty fit, shapely body with a particularly fine arse and broad thighs. Her performance was a solid 10 and could not be faulted. The ‘oily’ part of the massage was short (10 minutes or so) and quite pleasant but nothing of the delights of the soapy, full body. But that is not why this place is so popular and we soon ditched the massage starters and commenced the main course. I might be wrong (and I’m an incurable cynic) but at several stages, I could swear that she appeared to be almost having as much fun as I was. Might be my imagination but her moans and imprecations at key moments didn’t sound at all stagy – maybe practice has honed her acting skills or perhaps she just likes what she does. But no mechanical ‘performing monkey’ here. This girl would be booked solid and make a fortune at a top UK MP such as Sandy’s in Manchester Oh, and the reports on Tulip girls being no holes barred is certainly true in respect of Yok. I’m no great ‘A’ fan but more of an hopeful, helpful opportunist who is more than happy to fill any feminine orifice that is offered . So, pun intended, Yok really puts her back into it. Tried to convince her to let me take some souvenir photo’s of her but nothing doing. Wise girl!

So all in all a very good introduction to the world of the ‘oilies’. Just envious of you guys who live in Bangkok and have the availability of these places on your doorstep. IMHO places like Tulips and Eden, where you know there is a no messing, all-inclusive, top drawer service, are the preferred option, to the vagaries and uncertainties of some of the other 101 ways to get laid in LOS. Particularly for those only in town a few days and who need a guaranteed ‘good seeing to’. Just wished we had something comparable back in Manila.