Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!

[Zauberfee]

Finally, after several stays before in Thailand, I'm planning to get my first experience at a soapie at the end of this month. Though I had plenty of girls from beers bars and gogo bars and freelancers before, I never went to a MP, mainly because I didn't understand the system of MP.

Fortunately many interesting posts of you guys has helped me to see things "a little clearer".

From Friday 25th to Monday 28th I will stay at Westin at Sukhumvit and at Millenium Hilton. Though I will the nights at NEP, as usual, this time I'd like to go to a massage parlour. After spending several hours reading plenty of posts I think I have a good idea for to go in the afternoon to get some relaxation and some fun as well.

Obviously Tulip is a "no brainer". Even it's not a mp, I think there's no way to miss this place if you want someone to fuck the hell out of you. Though Friday afternoon is always traffic jam I think I will try out Tulip then, because it's a easy trip by skytrain.

Next on my list is Chaoi Phya 2. The reports here look promising and it's also recommend at soapy-massage.com. Plenty of lovely girls and decent rates in a farang friendly environment should should be quite enough for me.

These two "locations" are already fixed for me so I just need a little help for the last two days. First of all I was planning to go to Colonze2, mainly because of the same reasons why I choose Chao Phya 2. Bur for some kind of reason I fell on Bangkok Cosy. Unfortunately there are not that many reports and informations about that mp like from the big ones. At least I dind't find any of them.. So I'd like to aks if someone has made some experiences recently at Bangkok Cosy, so he can recommend it (or not.

On my last day in Bangkok I'll stay on Thonburi side at Millenium Hilton. Therefore I want to stay on that side of Chao Phraya River to avoid longer trips with taxi. At [url=http://www.soapy-massage.com/soapy-massage.com[/url] they name some MP, but only Chao Phya 3 got a recommendation. At this member board I couldn't find any reports about the mp on thonburi side. So if anyone can help me out about mp's like Snow White2, Melrose oder Krung Thon Complex (all mentionend at BKK Soapy MPs), I'd appriate that kind of information

Thx in advance

P.S. I apologize for my bad english ...

[Link NL]

In my experience, very few providers in Bangkok can combine the two. For example, you can get a good massage at Lavender Soi 22, but the FS will not be great (if they even provide it). On the other hand, a Tulip girl will skip the massage completely and let you fuck her silly for 2 hours in all 3 holes.

I have found one of the rare ladies that can combine the two is Rin at Hana Soi 22. She is well passed her prime but can give you a great massage followed by a great Balls Massage and FS.

My advice would be to go to Tulip, Fuck like a Rabbit for 2 hours and then head to Asia Herb Association on Soi 24 for a straight massage (they have some Excellent providers there).

Tulip it will be, there is time left to check a few more in de days after..its so long since I went to a joint like that. can hardly wait.

[Seydlitz]

In my experience, very few providers in Bangkok can combine the two. For example, you can get a good massage at Lavender Soi 22, but the FS will not be great (if they even provide it). On the other hand, a Tulip girl will skip the massage completely and let you fuck her silly for 2 hours in all 3 holes.

I have found one of the rare ladies that can combine the two is Rin at Hana Soi 22. She is well passed her prime but can give you a great massage followed by a great Balls Massage and FS.

My advice would be to go to Tulip, Fuck like a Rabbit for 2 hours and then head to Asia Herb Association on Soi 24 for a straight massage (they have some Excellent providers there).

This is very true, in my experience too.

Personally, when in Bangkok, and if I can escape for an afternoon, I want to get the best sensual massage experience available. FS is not what I am primarily after, but it is true that since I live with a 26 year old Thai lady, I do get great sex everyday.

For me, the best is a sensual oil massage with a great finish (i.e. HJ or BJ). Akane and Sazanka are nice for that.

Even though, I like to go to Tulip, because I like the spirit that Seung & partners keep alive, and because it is a kinky but relaxing experience. For the fun factor, a visit to a grand soapie is to be considered too, Poseidon or Nataree for example.

I never heard of the to Asia Herb Association on Soi 24. Is a happy ending available there, of is it totally straight and legit ?

[Mark17]

In my experience, very few providers in Bangkok can combine the two. For example, you can get a good massage at Lavender Soi 22, but the FS will not be great (if they even provide it). On the other hand, a Tulip girl will skip the massage completely and let you fuck her silly for 2 hours in all 3 holes.

I have found one of the rare ladies that can combine the two is Rin at Hana Soi 22. She is well passed her prime but can give you a great massage followed by a great Balls Massage and FS.

My advice would be to go to Tulip, Fuck like a Rabbit for 2 hours and then head to Asia Herb Association on Soi 24 for a straight massage (they have some Excellent providers there).

For the most part, you are right Frenchy. But I have had a superior massage at angels. (see my report), then surprising all three holes. Lasted well over what I paid for.

Also have had some great massages at Tulip. If you want to skip it of course, the girls have no problem going to the next part. But normally will give you a good massage. Then have a round. Another massage, and then another round. See a long past post, when the water was shut off. And I could not shower. So we just kept going and going.

She is still my fav, and I normally test her, and she sees me at my hotel now, (except last time, it was the wrong time of the month. Although she offered backside only.)

[NicFrenchy]

Damn there is so much information that I still wonder where I should go.

So please, what is the best oils massage with fs on Sukhumvit?

Thanks for all the info, the whole is a bit overwhelming.

In my experience, very few providers in Bangkok can combine the two. For example, you can get a good massage at Lavender Soi 22, but the FS will not be great (if they even provide it). On the other hand, a Tulip girl will skip the massage completely and let you fuck her silly for 2 hours in all 3 holes.

I have found one of the rare ladies that can combine the two is Rin at Hana Soi 22. She is well passed her prime but can give you a great massage followed by a great Balls Massage and FS.

My advice would be to go to Tulip, Fuck like a Rabbit for 2 hours and then head to Asia Herb Association on Soi 24 for a straight massage (they have some Excellent providers there).

[AsiaTraveler2]

Mick can you please let me have your comments on the plan below, do you think it is workable as i only have couple days before & after Phuket Holiday
I am landing at BKK airport at 15.30 on the 25th of December, I will pushed for time as the Mrs is with me, I have booked the Sheraton Hotel Shukumwit , should I have enough time to have a haircut, shave etc and get to Akane center soi 33 or Subway, I am probably jet lagged after a 12hrs flight from Lon and therfore do not need FS, or am I better of going to Aviva massage in soi 8. The Mrs is expecting me to take her out for a meal that evening. Any nice restaurants near the hotel, I was thinking of cabbages and condoms or any other suggested restaurant nearby. Next day if i can get away head to Eden for my 1st visit i fancy spanking a couple of ladies bottoms any suggestions of names i can pre-book, any one tried this before. Any help fully appreciated

Mad Harry,

If you end up at an oil massage parlor, skip the oil massage (I know that sucks, but ..). You will probably not be able to get rid of the evidence (a nice shine\sheen to your skin). The oil is tough to get off 100% if you are meeting your wife right after the "event". Just explain to the girl and go straight for fs or the hj w/o the "full body" massage, unless you can up with a convincing story or have time for a more thorough shower back at the hotel before meeting the Mrs. The Akane stuff washes off clean (a clean gel), but no full service. Aviva has that "Pop" lotion option, which might be similar to Akane (I have only tried the oil option, so I can't say for sure), and it's right on Sukhumvit Soi 8.

If you are at the Sheraton Grande Sukhumvit, you are right on Asoke station, so you have some options. The big constraint is your timetable. To get to Nataree, pick a girl and go through the whole routine, could take 3+ hours, even with the direct connection via the MRT to Huai Kwang almost at your door step. Tulip would be an option and so would Angel 22. Darling is an option, just based on location alone, since it's not high on my list. I think Plaza Entertainment is within striking distance, but Soapies take longer and it will take a cab ride through traffic.

The adrenalin rush alone will make it some adventure! Like Mick said, avoid Subway .. Too far, very small selection and rundown.

Good luck!
AT2

[Mouse1]

Mick can you please let me have your comments on the plan below, do you think it is workable as i only have couple days before & after Phuket Holiday
I am landing at BKK airport at 15.30 on the 25th of December, I will pushed for time as the Mrs is with me, I have booked the Sheraton Hotel Shukumwit , should I have enough time to have a haircut, shave etc and get to Akane center soi 33 or Subway, I am probably jet lagged after a 12hrs flight from Lon and therfore do not need FS, or am I better of going to Aviva massage in soi 8. The Mrs is expecting me to take her out for a meal that evening. Any nice restaurants near the hotel, I was thinking of cabbages and condoms or any other suggested restaurant nearby. Next day if i can get away head to Eden for my 1st visit i fancy spanking a couple of ladies bottoms any suggestions of names i can pre-book, any one tried this before. Any help fully appreciated

Personally, I would get my haircut in the UK, saving myself half an hour of valuable time in BKK. And if I was going with my wife I wouldn't go anywhere near C&C, nice restaurant, but too many obvious reminders about what goes on in BKK...
Only been to Akane once, and wouldn't go back, but you could certainly be in Aviva, Eden or Tulip within 15 minutes of leaving your room at the Sheraton... In fact you could be in and out (as it were) within 2 hours if you pulled your finger out...

[Carpediemyes]

Let me tell you my experiance at tulip last March.

I told her and she called a name and a girl did come. Did not see other girls and they did not let me feel that I would have a choice.

Sam,

The book, if they have one [I am a regular and have never seen it], will not be nearly as good as seeing the girls live. The lineup is downstairs. All you have to do is ask to see it. When you get to the room next time, ask like it is routine, for the girl to shower with you. She will likely give a bj in shower in response to your gently fondling her and the "special" will be on from the start.

You cant miss at Tulip. You just need to know some of the guidelines.

Enjoy

[M P Lurker]

I must say this place has quickly become my favorite mp in town. It seems no matter what girl you choose your in for a treat.

I wonder which lucky bugger gets employed to test drive all the new girls?

I was only once ever lucky enough to be asked by the manager of an MP to secretly try out one of the girls with all costs supplied, after some complaints about the girl trying to upsell to special services.
I was generally not that fond of Aussie blondes, but strangely that one had a good body and performed quite well. So she didn't get fired after my report. What a tough job it would be to have do this testing regularly

Obviously girls that get pre-booked all the time must be good, but for the others, maybe Tulip's "Saeng" could cheat and secretly read all the ISG reports (and other forums) to get an idea of how her girls are going

[Delwand]

I must say this place has quickly become my favorite mp in town. It seems no matter what girl you choose your in for a treat. This time as both C and Ben were busy I chose Dow. A 26 year old who is ok loking and has a decent body. However what she lacks in looks she makes up for in performance.

I can without a doubt say that she gave me the best blowjob I ever had. Did deepthroat to the base and swallowed every drop. She is also skilled at testicle sucking. Does anal to like most girls in tulip.

She doesn't speak that much english though so if you can't speak thai it might be harder to explain exactly what you want but I doubt you will be dissapointed.

[Horntoad]

You can ask for the book but you might also say you want to go downstairs to look at the lineup. You can use the book as a reference but a lot of the girls aren't in the book and seeing them live beats seeing a picture anyway.

Let me tell you my experiance at tulip last March.

As I entered the door there was nobody in, just only a small bar in the back. To my surprise it looked like a normal massage place. A lady came and asked about what massage and time I like. I told her and she called a name and a girl did come. Did not see other girls and they did not let me feel that I would have a choice. Went to the room and unforunatelly the girl did not speak english. Maybe a rookie, too. Had a shower without sexual things and she did ask me if I like massage. OK. She gave me a long massage and it did come to some action. BJ was short and only little kissing and hugling. Than mounted a condom and fucked in some positions. The fuck was really good but the experiance some of you guys did write about tulip did sound much better. All at all it was not bad, but I was expecting some more. When I come back to BKK I will go there again. Am I right that they have a book which shows the girls? I guess it should be not a problem if I ask for a special girl?

Hope my report will help other guys to be not a rookie like me.

Regards,

Sam

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[M P Lurker]

Let me tell you my experiance at tulip last March.

As I entered the door there was nobody in, just only a small bar in the back. To my surprise it looked like a normal massage place. A lady came and asked about what massage and time I like. I told her and she called a name and a girl did come. Did not see other girls and they did not let me feel that I would have a choice. Went to the room and unforunatelly the girl did not speak english. Maybe a rookie, too. Had a shower without sexual things and she did ask me if I like massage. OK. She gave me a long massage and it did come to some action. BJ was short and only little kissing and hugling. Than mounted a condom and fucked in some positions. The fuck was really good but the experiance some of you guys did write about tulip did sound much better. All at all it was not bad, but I was expecting some more. When I come back to BKK I will go there again. Am I right that they have a book which shows the girls? I guess it should be not a problem if I ask for a special girl?

Hope my report will help other guys to be not a rookie like me.

Regards,

Sam

Yes tou must ask to see the book and ask which girls are available.
Then if unsure ask to meet particular girls.
Ask who can speak some english too.

[Easy2007]

All Oily Massage Places :

1. When you enter, ask for the photo book of the girls.

2. If you are unsure, ask to see a "line up" of the girls in the flesh.

3. Make you choice.

Its that simply.

On the issue of Miss C, did her a month or so back after she was newly joined, she was ok then but a little shy (in a way you could call a Tulip girl shy) but very good. Obviously now she is getting a lot more meat inside her, she is becoming more experienced.

Let me tell you my experiance at tulip last March.

As I entered the door there was nobody in, just only a small bar in the back. To my surprise it looked like a normal massage place. A lady came and asked about what massage and time I like. I told her and she called a name and a girl did come. Did not see other girls and they did not let me feel that I would have a choice. Went to the room and unforunatelly the girl did not speak english. Maybe a rookie, too. Had a shower without sexual things and she did ask me if I like massage. OK. She gave me a long massage and it did come to some action. BJ was short and only little kissing and hugling. Than mounted a condom and fucked in some positions. The fuck was really good but the experiance some of you guys did write about tulip did sound much better. All at all it was not bad, but I was expecting some more. When I come back to BKK I will go there again. Am I right that they have a book which shows the girls? I guess it should be not a problem if I ask for a special girl?

Hope my report will help other guys to be not a rookie like me.

Regards,

Sam

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[Betong]

I may have to go find this C just to help complete the alphabet. I've already met girls named A, B, J, K, L, M, and U. In the personal pronoun line I've shagged You, I, Me, and We. And if you're into months, I can recommend both May and June at Tulip.

[Sammson]

Let me tell you my experiance at tulip last March.

As I entered the door there was nobody in, just only a small bar in the back. To my surprise it looked like a normal massage place. A lady came and asked about what massage and time I like. I told her and she called a name and a girl did come. Did not see other girls and they did not let me feel that I would have a choice. Went to the room and unforunatelly the girl did not speak english. Maybe a rookie, too. Had a shower without sexual things and she did ask me if I like massage. OK. She gave me a long massage and it did come to some action. BJ was short and only little kissing and hugling. Than mounted a condom and fucked in some positions. The fuck was really good but the experiance some of you guys did write about tulip did sound much better. All at all it was not bad, but I was expecting some more. When I come back to BKK I will go there again. Am I right that they have a book which shows the girls? I guess it should be not a problem if I ask for a special girl?

Hope my report will help other guys to be not a rookie like me.

Regards,

Sam

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.