Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!

[Goatscrot]

June. The more senior members mock me because she's not the most attractive but top notch slim body, accommodating and bends her body like a pretzel with no issues. Also into lesbian doubles and would guess she'd be into hardcore pse stuff like double penetration and ass2 mouth. She's one of the nicest you'll meet and a ymwnv. Your mileage will not vary.

I would not call he slim. She is a performer but the baby damage is quite heavy. Also has a set of 'roids on her as well. She is fun and has a good attitude, but I can't get past the looks. One session was all for me.

[Supmam]

June. The more senior members mock me because she's not the most attractive but top notch slim body, accommodating and bends her body like a pretzel with no issues. Also into lesbian doubles and would guess she'd be into hardcore pse stuff like double penetration and ass2 mouth. She's one of the nicest you'll meet and a ymwnv. Your mileage will not vary.

I don't usually like going to shops so I read the forum and call them over. I've only tried Dao from Tulip and she is amazing. She does everything and anything. Not a looker but a performer! Regarding other girls at Tulip this is what I have come up from reading the forum (last 9 pages only) Might help someone else as well.

Leena. PSE and squirter but one of the best.

The other ones recommend in the forum are Yaya, Golf, Ying and Opor. Opor being another fan favourite of the forum. And Ying and Golf for a threesome.

Any other recommendation?

[Kimi1]

I don't usually like going to shops so I read the forum and call them over. I've only tried Dao from Tulip and she is amazing. She does everything and anything. Not a looker but a performer! Regarding other girls at Tulip this is what I have come up from reading the forum (last 9 pages only) Might help someone else as well.

Leena. PSE and squirter but one of the best.

The other ones recommend in the forum are Yaya, Golf, Ying and Opor. Opor being another fan favourite of the forum. And Ying and Golf for a threesome.

Any other recommendation?

[OlgaVaz]

First time in Bangkok. My first stop was Tulip given the many reviews. Get here about 4 pm Saturday. Go in, dude tells me 2100 baht for 90 min. To the right a small room, the ladies gathered one by one. I pick the youngest with a nice curves. Her name was Ann, 23, from Isan. Risky I thought as I had not read anything about her and the other known ladies were not there. She was thick in the right places with DDs. Not into the petite, thin types. She was dark with tats on stomach and back. English not great but okay. Room was tidy and simple but run-down and small. Showered together, some oil, little kissing only, BBBJ, cover, few positions and I was done in 60 min. Chatted, quick shower alone, small tip, and was out before my 90 min. Nice experience for a start of BKK vacation but nothing to write home about. So I write it here. Ha!

[Crocodilexp]

Ok now it's time for anal sex, she gave me a condom and.... 49 mm? Really? It's a prank I thought.

Always bring your own condoms and lube. While work girls usually have condoms, it might not be your favorite brand / size, and the issue is guaranteed to crop up at just about the worst possible time.

Seems like the girl (Pamy?) did her job to an expected Tulip standard, but you two simply didn't have much chemistry. Sometimes that happens. It's important to distinguish these cases from the girls who fail (or refuse!) to put in the effort.

[Christian G]

Went to Tulip few days ago, I was in hurry because later in the evening I had to go to Suvarnabhumi Airport for my flight back home. Weak Line up but I have no time to check other place, Pamy (?) was all smiling and seemed friendly, a bit chubby but with big fake boobs. Choose her and went upstair, 1 hour - 1900 baht.

We stripped and first bad surprise coming, she have a hairy pussy (I really don't lik it). Boobs are ok, 400 CC very soft and looks good but with bad scars under, 2nd bad surprise.

Shower together and no BBBJ, on the bed she start with her routine, FK, cat bath, ball licking, BBBJ, rimjob, etc. But all was too soft, too boring, too mechanic. Fingering her pussy and ass while she suck me.

Ok now it's time for anal sex, she gave me a condom and.... 49 mm? Really? It's a prank I thought. But she apologized and said that other size are finished. I refuse to use 49 mm condom and had to insist untill she went down and take a couple of condoms from other girls.

At this time, my mood was already ruin. Fucked her ass and pussy for a while but can't enjoy too much. So back to BJ+HJ and she had to work hard for make me cum in her mouth.

[EihTooms]

Hi Eih, GS, et al. I think musing over the smell and taste of cum on this site is irrelevant because -- while it may be something for a couple to discuss -- I cannot for the life of me figure out how (or why!) this subject would come up or be introduced into a negotiation with a pick-up. How in the world would you approach a lady in a bar or in a club and say, "Gee, you'll like it if you suck me off and swallow the cum, because I've been on a -- (your choice of diet, non-smoking, whatever) and you won't mind the taste. ".

Guys!

TTG.

Who said anything about introducing the subject in a negotiation, a pickup or mentioning it to the girl at all?

[LoneWolff]

Will try my best Goatscrot to not overpay. There is a HUGE advantage the locals and regulars have when it comes to the money part. It will always stay that way.

But that is where this forum has been so helpful before arriving. Atleast now noobs can have a ballpark number in their minds before starting to negotiate.

Before I became a regular monger at strip clubs in the US, I used to spend insane amounts of money for nothing. Sometimes girls in strip clubs giggled so much after I handed them over the dollars and I wondered why. Only later I realized I was the idiotic noob who paid $200 for a hand job whereas you could get a CBJ for half that much. I am pretty sure I will not be that guy in BKK / Pats thanks to ISG.

Ok, let's cut a deal then. We'll stop with the chatter and you tourists promise to pay no more than 2 k to gals? Ok? 555+.

[TimTimGuy]

Yes, it is odd that someone would think it was irrelevant or that we were musing over the smell and taste of cum on this site for some other, suspicious reason. LOL. If a goal in going to a place like Tulip, a go-go bar, a BJ Bar, any other P4P option or with a regular, non P4P Thai girl has anything to do with getting an enthusiastic blowjob to a full and complete proper finish, this factor is right in there with where are the best places to get one, which time of day are the best looking girls for this service available, how much to pay for it, how to ask for it (even in Thai language!), proper hygiene, grooming and hair issues most likely to appeal to Thai females, and a host of other related sub-topics that many of us have addressed in the past..

Hi Eih, GS, et al. I think musing over the smell and taste of cum on this site is irrelevant because -- while it may be something for a couple to discuss -- I cannot for the life of me figure out how (or why!) this subject would come up or be introduced into a negotiation with a pick-up. How in the world would you approach a lady in a bar or in a club and say, "Gee, you'll like it if you suck me off and swallow the cum, because I've been on a -- (your choice of diet, non-smoking, whatever) and you won't mind the taste. ".

Guys!

TTG.

[EihTooms]

Oh, I think it is of prime interest. Making our emissions more palatable to the working girl is a very valid topic.

Yes, it is odd that someone would think it was irrelevant or that we were musing over the smell and taste of cum on this site for some other, suspicious reason. LOL. If a goal in going to a place like Tulip, a go-go bar, a BJ Bar, any other P4P option or with a regular, non P4P Thai girl has anything to do with getting an enthusiastic blowjob to a full and complete proper finish, this factor is right in there with where are the best places to get one, which time of day are the best looking girls for this service available, how much to pay for it, how to ask for it (even in Thai language!), proper hygiene, grooming and hair issues most likely to appeal to Thai females, and a host of other related sub-topics that many of us have addressed in the past.

However, if that is far removed from someone's goal in traveling all the way to Thailand and placing himself in the midst of venues and ladies who are otherwise capable and prepared to deliver it for the right price and under the right circumstances, as apparently it might be for many, I guess such a side discussion is just seen as preventing more important questions from being asked and answered. BTW, are any questions re Tulip being held up, ignored and going unanswered since this side subject was raised and addressed? Sorry if that has been the case, but I don't think I see anything left unattended to at this point.

[Goatscrot]

I believe the short side discussion about the smell and taste of cum was mostly about dietary choices that could make the experience of giving a blowjob more pleasant for the girl and, consequently, make it more likely that a girl would repeat the favor and in doing so be much more inclined to finish it properly.

But if none of those results is of interest to a reader of these forums, I could see how it would be a distraction. However, my early awareness of some of the info imparted here about it sure produced greatly improved results for me over the past couple of decades. YMMV, of course.

Oh, I think it is of prime interest. Making our emissions more palatable to the working girl is a very valid topic.

[EihTooms]

And moving away from the smell and taste of cum. Geez, guys, this discussion is just flat out weird!

I believe the short side discussion about the smell and taste of cum was mostly about dietary choices that could make the experience of giving a blowjob more pleasant for the girl and, consequently, make it more likely that a girl would repeat the favor and in doing so be much more inclined to finish it properly.

But if none of those results is of interest to a reader of these forums, I could see how it would be a distraction. However, my early awareness of some of the info imparted here about it sure produced greatly improved results for me over the past couple of decades. YMMV, of course.

[Member #4591]

Cut it out guys and take the ancillary topics to one of the gazillion sub forums where you can exchange your wisdom.

I agree. The choices are the general thread for this but alas, it will never change. The search feature is very useful but most members are too lazy to use it or claim it does not work. I have proved them wrong in the past by performing the same search and posting the forum link to my search results and then they reply with a completely dumb sounding thank you post. The bottom line is they are just too dam lazy to RTFF. No matter how much useless chit chat happens, the search feature will always work.

[Goatscrot]

Some who eat, sleep and breathe BKK and Pattaya mongering will be able to make use of the names of girls and the minute details of their physical and sexual attributes, but will drive a casual or tourist monger crazy.

Cut it out guys and take the ancillary topics to one of the gazillion sub forums where you can exchange your wisdom.

Ok, let's cut a deal then. We'll stop with the chatter and you tourists promise to pay no more than 2 k to gals? Ok? 555+.

[LoneWolff]

Totally agreed.

I found during my research that specifically the Thailand forum on ISG is a goldmine. But that is exactly what it is. A casual monger will have to sift through a TON of dirt to find relevant and usable information. To do that he has to spend countless hours reading through a lot of nonsense. But this nonsense is what keeps a lot of retired and hard core mongers on this forum busy.

Granted most forums have some of these issues but here in BKK and Pattaya forums the useless chatter is through the roof. What can be found by reading 10-20 pages will need 10 times the time and effort.

Some who eat, sleep and breathe BKK and Pattaya mongering will be able to make use of the names of girls and the minute details of their physical and sexual attributes, but will drive a casual or tourist monger crazy.

Cut it out guys and take the ancillary topics to one of the gazillion sub forums where you can exchange your wisdom.

And moving away from the smell and taste of cum. Geez, guys, this discussion is just flat out weird!