Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!

[JiveMofo]

If blowjobs in the shower (and out of it too!) are your thing, ask for Dao next time at Tulip. She'll be gurgling and gagging on your member in no time! I'm not easily impressed, but Dao has some serious BJ skills.

Thanks for the recommendation! I will keep her in mind for my next trip to Tulips.

[AquaDreams]

Tulip lady's name was reported as Phor, not Thor as I wrote below. The guy didn't share too many details other than a nice CFM look on her face, attractive vs the rest of the line-up, tallish, somewhat saggy tits (no size reported), enthusiastic BBBJ & DT specialist.

[AquaDreams]

I felt this whole thing going south without any initiative on my part, so when I turned over, I sat up and tried to pull her to me and tried making out for a bit to get things started. I felt there was very little reciprocation on her part and my mood went pretty much south from there. I won't go on too much longer since there isn't much interesting to tell other than that she gave me a mediocre BBBJ for about a minute and then wanted to proceed with fucking... her lack of effort / my dashed expectations / me being a bit tired to start with / just made me want to get it over with at that point. She was game to re-try a few things to get things going, but I felt her disinterest was palpable at that point... I think the whole session went for about 20-30 minutes or so.

Man,

You really got shafted (pun intended). Anna, Hispanic looking, huge bolt-ONS. Did Anna from Mango relocate? Probably not, from what I've read she's routinely a solid performer. I'm guessing for a guy who won't get to BKK often it's best to apply some discipline, leave little to chance, and go with tried & true veteran reported stars when looking for a return on your precious investment of limited time at the oilies. The more I check out the backpage independent ladies and escort sites the more heavily weighted I think my visit next month will be there vs MPs, don't care about cost. But I still think my initial fuck will be a Tulip lady, a christening if you will. Not quite sure yet who. Saw a report over at Rough Guide about a tallish woman named Thor who milked the guy dry twice but haven't seen her reported anywhere else. Opor sounds great and maybe even Janet. Will probably call in advance for my first evening session rather than risk a poor line-up due to busy stars at 6 pm on a Friday.

If you're still in BKK don't let it get you down, start fresh, drink less.

[Crocodilexp]

I was pretty much at half chub at this point as my expectations were high, but there was no BJ at all in the shower or any other kind of contact besides the wash.

If blowjobs in the shower (and out of it too!) are your thing, ask for Dao next time at Tulip. She'll be gurgling and gagging on your member in no time! I'm not easily impressed, but Dao has some serious BJ skills.

[JiveMofo]

First off, thanks to all the posters of good information on this board. I don't travel very much, but when I have the chance, I make sure to check out ISG to see what kind of opportunities are out there. This is my first trip to Bangkok and so far it's been a bit disappointing. Since this thread is for Tulips only, I will try not to get into the other details and just share this particular experience. I stopped in about 7 ish on Sunday night and based on what I've read from the thread, I had no real expectations for looks / body as my understanding was that performance was pretty much a given at this shop. I asked to choose from the lineup before I committed to a session (I had made this mistake earlier BTW, hence one of the earlier disappointing experiences) and was pleased to see a couple of reasonably attractive women. From the kind of expectations I had from reading this thread (PSE including face fucking, rim, anal, DFK, etc.) so long as she was anywhere near a 6, I was pretty much sold. So imagine my surprise and excitement when one of the girls in the lineup looked to be a solid 6 (at least face-wise) and had a not bad body to boot. She was about 5' 5', had a bit of a Hispanic look (which I find cute), huge fake knockers (which I am generally not into, but WTF right?) long black hair, and Thai tattoos on her back and belly (her belly was a bit big / stretched, but it wasn't a big deal).

I picked her out from the lineup (1900 baht 1 hour) and we headed up stairs. I know very little Thai (next to none) and she seemed to have very little English so I'm sure that didn't help. She introduced herself as Anna (I'm 90 ish % sure) and we went into the assigned room. She asked if I wanted anything (coke, water, beer), so I chose a water and got undressed as I waited for her to get back. After a few minutes she returned and we got in the shower. I got a fairly standard front and back wash, I was pretty much at half chub at this point as my expectations were high, but there was no BJ at all in the shower or any other kind of contact besides the wash. When she was done, she asked me to get out and dry myself while she finished. Once she got out, I made some overtures at hugging / kissing, but was lightly rebuffed and asked to get on the bed face down for the massage.

I got some light kissing / tongue on my back for 2 minutes or so and was asked to flip over. I felt this whole thing going south without any initiative on my part, so when I turned over, I sat up and tried to pull her to me and tried making out for a bit to get things started. I felt there was very little reciprocation on her part and my mood went pretty much south from there. I won't go on too much longer since there isn't much interesting to tell other than that she gave me a mediocre BBBJ for about a minute and then wanted to proceed with fucking. My half chub was going to quarter chub at this point as her lack of effort / my dashed expectations / me being a bit tired to start with / just made me want to get it over with at that point. She was game to re-try a few things to get things going, but I felt her disinterest was palpable at that point and I wasn't able to get much more than a half chub (she kept asking why he won't wake up). Finally I asked her to just let me do it myself and finish COF (which I got done with in a couple of minutes). I think the whole session went for about 20-30 minutes or so.

I don't want this to sound too one sided since maybe my expectations were too high, and my lack of speaking any Thai didn't help any but I feel this is a pretty fair assessment of how things went.

To give you some kind of reference, my 2 disappointing experiences so far in Bangkok were:

1) Getting way too drunk and stopping at some massage joint somewhere on Soi 23. Paying 2.7 K for a very mediocre session, but still finishing no problem.

2) Going to Snow White and letting them assign me a girl. It would be generous to say she was a 5 (not a pretty face, hefty to boot and my guess is she was somewhere north of 40). However, she tried hard, was kind of sweet, and getting her off was a turn on, plus she milked me good.

Both of the above were totally on me as I had good information from the forums as to how to avoid them. But they were still OK (just disappointing from what I had expected from Bangkok). Live and learn. Anyways, that being said, I will probably give Tulip's another try. I will ask for one of the names I've read about in the forum and hope things go better next time. If I have any other experiences of note, I will be sure to post.

Cheers.

[Charlie8888]

Had booked a session with Opor after returning from her holiday last week in Isaan.

It was a long time since I had last seen her but what an experience. New hair, new tattoo but same nice body and attitude.

90 minutes went fast in her company and I felt like being to a casting for an adult movie.

She is a very nice person and at the same time knows all the things that's makes it work for both parties and she will do almost.

Anything to get the maximum pops out of you beside having a good time herself. Treat her nice, she deserves it.

Usual damage THB 2100 plus tip. When did it last increase, must have been stable for many years.

[Syzygies]

The other great producer of haemorrhoids in women is pregnancy.

Well I don't find "piles" in many P4 P girls, yet plenty of them have been mothers, some recently pregnant, one was still lactating, but none actually currently heavily pregnant. So I suppose can't be expert on this topic. I would have thought constipation was the cause, don't know if pregnancy causes that. Since I changed to a high fibre low carbs diet, I never have any constipation issues at all.

There is a saying. "What goes in soft, comes out hard" (and visa versa), and it refers to food into mouth (originally). Mind you I love to put a softish dick into a woman and have it grow hard in her pussy.

[Simian]

"Keister" seems to be an American word so I had to look up its meaning. Seems to mean buttocks or asshole. A little confusing.

Most Thai girls do not have hemorrhoids due to high fibre diets, vegetables and fruits, better gut bacteria, so seems unusual. Have to blame the modern junky food consumption I guess.

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The other great producer of haemorrhoids in women is pregnancy.

[Zeus9]

I called ahead and booked Golf for a 2 hour session a couple days ago. I was not disappointed! Earlier reports about her are pretty much dead on. Killer body with a great ass (but not as big as I was expecting). Her ass is bigger than most Asian girls with a great shape and thin waist. For me it was nearly perfect. Especially while she was deep throat 69 ing me as I enjoyed the view. Her fake tits are OK. Not great, but not too bad either. I prefer natural even if the girl has no boobs, but silicone doesn't ruin it for me either. Her face is average and I'm still no good at determining Asian girl's ages unless they are 40 plus, 555. She does have a bit of a naughty look, which I like, and and likes to turn that look up a notch as she's trying to work that 3rd nut out of you. She has braces and dark undid hair, but she has been referred to as tall, and I didn't think she was over 170 cm. Opor is actually tall for a Thai girl, and Golf is at least 5 cm shorter. Golf's feet are actually kind of pretty also. So if you are into that kind of thing, then she may be a good choice for you. Some of those girls have feet that look like they have worked the rice fields in flip flops for too long (as that probably is the reason why, 555).

So I let her work her routine for the first pop. She is a bit professional and mechanical, but she is really good at it. Good slow blow job with teasing at first that turns into a slobbery deep throat to finish. After that round I forced her out of her routine for another couple pops (A plus, multiple positions, and great rim job) and she was very compliant. Everything I usually get service wise at Tulip she provided. The only exception was DFK. If the girl kisses me first then I enjoy it, but if she doesn't herself, then I don't push the issue. The session was all PSE, and not so much GFE. But she didn't leave me much to complain about, so I will repeat for sure. There are girls with more personality that mix in a little more GFE, but Golf delivers the goods with skill and effort.

[Syzygies]

Thanks for that detail. I am pretty particular about "sphincter integrity. " Nothing worse than unsightly skin or 'roids on a gal's keister. That removes June from my list of potentials.

"Keister" seems to be an American word so I had to look up its meaning. Seems to mean buttocks or asshole. A little confusing.

Most Thai girls do not have hemorrhoids due to high fibre diets, vegetables and fruits, better gut bacteria, so seems unusual. Have to blame the modern junky food consumption I guess.

I also don't find really kaotic messy pussy flaps appealing either, or deflated sag bags, or badly sagging belly. That is why I love to choose girls either completely nude or very scantily clad so not much is hidden.

I hate coyote girl outfits that give extremely low clue what the tits look like due to multi layer and hard shell bras. Also hate the Addict MP uniforms covering far too much. Girl sitting outside of MP shops causes their dress to be a bit too conservative. I can certainly understand why guys try to avoid many problems with the "baby" question. However a lot of my favourite girls have had a baby, so I am not using the question as a major selection process. Would much rather see the body. I don't need the tiniest pussy in the world. Overall, I would say mothers fuck better than non mothers, which may not be the case at PSE venues, or maybe it is just that mothers tend to be more into enjoying themselves and less cautious in sex play, mostly being single mothers.

[Goatscrot]

She didn't have any baby damage that was noticeable, but she had several hemorrhoids which made me not so interested in the A+ option.

Thanks for that detail. I am pretty particular about "sphincter integrity. " Nothing worse than unsightly skin or 'roids on a gal's keister. That removes June from my list of potentials.

[Zeus9]

All three are still working. Golf has not had a kid, great body, and fantastic service. Dao is a performer but has quite a prominent see-section scar. Leena is fun, fake tits, chatty, and consistent. Can't go wrong with any of them. Best of the Tulip bunch for sure.

Thanks for the info! I'll just have to start calling in ahead to book until I've sampled all 3. I always walk in when I have some extra time, but sometimes the choices are so-so. But the service has always been good no matter the girl. But some are a little rough once the clothes come off, but all of that is nothing new for Tulip.

[Goatscrot]

I just had a session with June 3 weeks ago. She never mentioned a 3 some as an option. Most of the girls do, so I was surprised to hear that she would have been one of the better choices for that. She was fun, but almost too chatty. My Thai is OK, but she gave me too much credit and spoke too fast for me to keep up after the first round. She didn't have any baby damage that was noticeable, but she had several hemorrhoids which made me not so interested in the A+ option. She also had an old tattoo of what I think was a Rose on her ass.

Is this the same same June that people have been referring to? She said that she was 38. Her teeth were straight, but looked like smokers teeth. Don't get me wrong, I still had a good session with everything expected from Tulip service, but I much preferred Opor to her. I still haven't had a session with Golf, Dao, or Leena. Are any of those 3 still working?

All three are still working. Golf has not had a kid, great body, and fantastic service. Dao is a performer but has quite a prominent see-section scar. Leena is fun, fake tits, chatty, and consistent. Can't go wrong with any of them. Best of the Tulip bunch for sure.

[Zeus9]

I just had a session with June 3 weeks ago. She never mentioned a 3 some as an option. Most of the girls do, so I was surprised to hear that she would have been one of the better choices for that. She was fun, but almost too chatty. My Thai is OK, but she gave me too much credit and spoke too fast for me to keep up after the first round. She didn't have any baby damage that was noticeable, but she had several hemorrhoids which made me not so interested in the A+ option. She also had an old tattoo of what I think was a Rose on her ass.

Is this the same same June that people have been referring to? She said that she was 38. Her teeth were straight, but looked like smokers teeth. Don't get me wrong, I still had a good session with everything expected from Tulip service, but I much preferred Opor to her. I still haven't had a session with Golf, Dao, or Leena. Are any of those 3 still working?

[Apple Court]

Thinking of visiting this place tomorrow. I would really appreciate it if someone could tell me what the rates are and the opening hours.

I was there yesterday and saw a sign that they are closed Dec. 30,31, Jan. 1, opening again Jan. 2.

Call before you go.