FKK Acapulco - Velbert

[Leduq]

No, that's just french poetry at its finest. I forgot for Leduq, the low end buffet is part of the Aca experience too! And the "no in the shower" signs. I have to confess I acted against this rule from time to time (my rebellious persona), but since they did some renovation works in the showers, it's harder because the water doesn't get down straight in the drain now, they made a flat floor.

Ha ha when I saw the signs I thought that someone must have given them a good reason why they felt necessary to put signs, now I know it's you.

[Sirioja]

I enjoyed Aca kebab on Friday and Saturday, when I visited weekly for Kate for more than 1 year and half, what a so faithful guy, and still at GT, but after ski. I didn't enjoy so much kebab on 10 March, even casting was good for looks.

Of course, some girls leave Aca, for Globe for Alice now Beatriz for 140 versus 40 , or many girls leaving LR for better business at YY or 6 ens or GT or even dead PSR?

[Takedown]

Ordering food delivered is possible, but may require the help of one of the ladies. I did this one day. They ordered from a pizza place. We ate chicken wings, bread sticks and salad. For sure it was the best food I've eaten in the club.

There was one week that I went to Acapulco for 6 straight days because of the cheap entry and ability to use there wifi. I went to other clubs at night for different girls but still 6 straight days eating that terrible breakfast, chicken kebab, and deep fried processes meat.

I survived and fucked girls like Hanna, Kami, Alicia, and Lilly everyday. No regrets, LOL.

[Chongmal]

Nice report!

The club is the same during the summer & during parties. It's just dead.

If you don't want the leftovers, arrive earlier & pay the 40 entry. There's still some hot babes available for great GFE sessions.

Ordering food delivered is possible, but may require the help of one of the ladies. I did this one day. They ordered from a pizza place. We ate chicken wings, bread sticks and salad. For sure it was the best food I've eaten in the club.

[MythoVirus]

So after a long time in the waiting, I finally get the chance to try ACA, I read mixed reviews, but overall I was expecting still great standing amongst other clubs (it's still rated No 1 in all Germany on fkkclubramkings website).

It's obvious it's a paid ad for Aca from the other sites. I went to many FKK clubs, and this club ranks among my worst 3 FKK (the other two, sexy sauna in Prague, and Fresh Sauna club Vienna).

[BigBuddy69]

No, that's just french poetry at its finest. I forgot for Leduq, the low end buffet is part of the Aca experience too! And the "no [CodeWord140] in the shower" signs. I have to confess I acted against this rule from time to time (my rebellious persona), but since they did some renovation works in the showers, it's harder because the water doesn't get down straight in the drain now, they made a flat floor.

[Chongmal]

Now Beatrice at Globe, really lovely yesterday when I asked her which club she prefers between Aca and Globe? She answered: and you? Where are the most beautiful girls? No silicon for her, but for top model Sofia, beauty Anissa with pear shape silicon tits, or so hot and magic Selina who wanted to go to hotel with me at 3.30 am when Globe close at 3 am, on Thursday night, but I had no hotel and she made me miss Verbier on Friday. I discovered today when I arrived after driving at night, my Mont Gel was already closed yesterday. Great snow but bad winter for me for ski, so many efforts no human can do, but so bad luck.

So yesterday, I returned for Selina but too busy, I don't wait, so I got model type Sofia who seemed afraid to go with me, but Anissa told her so good words about me after our room on last week end, she understood my attraction was for Sofia.

When we returned from room, after shower together, keeping on caressing, Anissa, Beatrice and other girls understood and talked about me.

Each time she came back from room, Selina came asking: did you book me on desk? I want we repeat and she gave details to her friend Gloria.

On a Friday afternoon, you are king of Globe, luckier than for free ride.

Are any of these top beauties at Acapulco?

[Sirioja]

Long black hair, dancing with Esmeralda clothes, on podium. A bit more ass at Globe.

Now Beatrice at Globe, really lovely yesterday when I asked her which club she prefers between Aca and Globe? She answered: and you? Where are the most beautiful girls? No silicon for her, but for top model Sofia, beauty Anissa with pear shape silicon tits, or so hot and magic Selina who wanted to go to hotel with me at 3.30 am when Globe close at 3 am, on Thursday night, but I had no hotel and she made me miss Verbier on Friday. I discovered today when I arrived after driving at night, my Mont Gelé was already closed yesterday. Great snow but bad winter for me for ski, so many efforts no human can do, but so bad luck.

So yesterday, I returned for Selina but too busy, I don't wait, so I got model type Sofia who seemed afraid to go with me, but Anissa told her so good words about me after our room on last week end, she understood my attraction was for Sofia.

When we returned from room, after shower together, keeping on caressing, Anissa, Beatrice and other girls understood and talked about me.

Each time she came back from room, Selina came asking: did you book me on desk? I want we repeat and she gave details to her friend Gloria.

On a Friday afternoon, you are king of Globe, luckier than for free ride.

[BigBuddy69]

Overall a disappointing club. We are very far from other clubs like oase with the paintings on the ceilings, ceramics, the statues, the live DJ, buffet (a real one), Italian pizzeria, Jacuzzi, etc. Guys go the FKK to live the fantasy, I didn't really find it there. Maybe it's different in the summer, Or maybe you need to have your favourite girls already there. If other people here recommend it, maybe I'll try it again in summer, otherwise not.

Honestly you had the real Aca experience. The building falling to pieces, the dead atmosphere, that's Acapulco. But you can find good girls sometimes and it's very cheap. Good club when you're on a budget. At least the girl you did gave you a good time. The main problem of the club is the low average service.

[Vito Corleone]

FKK trip day 1/3 - FKK Acapulco.

So after a long time in the waiting, I finally get the chance to try ACA, I read mixed reviews, but overall I was expecting still great standing amongst other clubs (it's still rated No 1 in all Germany on fkkclubramkings website). I got there around 9 pm just two days ago, very friendly staff, and cheap 30 euro entry. Maybe my expectations were too high, but the facilities were disappointing. The locker room looks old, cleaning products lying on the floor, and giant signs in the showers asking people not to while taking their shower. I wanted to put my valuables in a proper safe locker (the small ones), so I went to the lounge to find mine with the door half broken, so I didn't use it.

I was kind of hungry so headed to the "buffet". Two dishes and a basket of bread, and they were about to close it down (maybe 9.45 pm). I got the leftovers as were cleaning and no more food for the night other than some biscuits on the bar. I decide to walk around, on the second floor, there's a terrace there but the whole floor is deserted, probably a quiet night, I don't blame them for that. I came back later (around 11 pm) and the floor was closed down..

Nice report!

The club is the same during the summer & during parties. It's just dead.

If you don't want the leftovers, arrive earlier & pay the 40€ entry. There's still some hot babes available for great GFE sessions.

[Leduq]

FKK trip day 1/3 - FKK Acapulco.

So after a long time in the waiting, I finally get the chance to try ACA, I read mixed reviews, but overall I was expecting still great standing amongst other clubs (it's still rated No 1 in all Germany on fkkclubramkings website). I got there around 9 pm just two days ago, very friendly staff, and cheap 30 euro entry. Maybe my expectations were too high, but the facilities were disappointing. The locker room looks old, cleaning products lying on the floor, and giant signs in the showers asking people not to [CodeWord134] while taking their shower. I wanted to put my valuables in a proper safe locker (the small ones), so I went to the lounge to find mine with the door half broken, so I didn't use it.

I was kind of hungry so headed to the "buffet". Two dishes and a basket of bread, and they were about to close it down (maybe 9.45 pm). I got the leftovers as were cleaning and no more food for the night other than some biscuits on the bar. I decide to walk around, on the second floor, there's a terrace there but the whole floor is deserted, probably a quiet night, I don't blame them for that. I came back later (around 11 pm) and the floor was closed down.

The lounge is also unusual. There is a "no approach" policy, so the girls all sit down and look bored, and the guys sit down and stare at them. The music comes from the bar-lady who has youtube on her laptop. Every time a song ends, there is an awkward silence in the entire lounge with everyone looking bored. Then she clicks on a another song and you hear the ads before the song starts. I spoke to one of the guys at the bar and he explained that this was special to Acapulco, some people like it that way and other guys who are a little more shy don't. Guys know where the girls usually sit, so some of them sit down facing an empty couch and wait for the girl to get back to be the next to take her to the room.

I finally chose a girl and had a session with her. Probably the only positive thing that evening, she was a really cute blonde and tried hard for the session to be perfect.

After the session I stayed a bit longer but found nothing to do, so I left and had late dinner at my hotel.

Overall a disappointing club. We are very far from other clubs like oase with the paintings on the ceilings, ceramics, the statues, the live DJ, buffet (a real one), Italian pizzeria, Jacuzzi, etc. Guys go the FKK to live the fantasy, I didn't really find it there. Maybe it's different in the summer, Or maybe you need to have your favourite girls already there. If other people here recommend it, maybe I'll try it again in summer, otherwise not.

The other two days of the trip were in GT and Oase and I will put the reviews in those threads.

[BigBuddy69]

One thing is sure, it will be more expensive in Hessen! Maybe it's still too close to Easter.

[Downandup]

I have read enough about many FKK's in NRW and since Christmas almost every one has received negative comments about the quality of the girls who are still working. I understand that the registration has driven many out but I also expected that there would be some new faces too.

Is Samya the only one that's basically unchanged? My usual destinations are GT, Aca, Aca G, Babylon and the reports are not great, it is finally time to switch to Hessen where I expect things are just as bad?

[Samson Monger]

Gentlemen, I have been absent from FKK land, indeed Europe, for quite some time and have now returned I was hoping to organise a trip taking in Samya, Acapulco, Living Room etc for 2-3 days and am dismayed about the Acapulco comments. I always, apart from the food which was never great but acceptable, found my visits most agreeable. I know Kate has left for LR but what about petite Hanna? Are there others who've gone that you know of their whereabouts? I hope it can recover but if not then we'll just have to live without it.

All 3 clubs you mentioned are particularly down ATM. Whether this is due to registration or Easter doldrums, I don't know. Hopefully it is the latter.

LR also suffers from local law enforcement issues.

[Sirioja]

Kate is at GT, fortunately for me not LR, because it would have been very complicated for me on June, September and October.