FKK Hawaii - Ingolstadt

[Ahasveros]

Alternatively, it could be that my standards are much lower than yours, as I do not recall in your earlier posts any write-up about a good line up.

Discussions about who has higher standards with regard to optics (or service levels) and about whether a line up is good or bad tend to lead nowhere IMHO.

Two girls I like at Hawaii are Jessica and Eria. Both were not present last week. Jessica just returned from vacation, and Eria is still gone for a while I believe.

[TankTank123]

Interesting. I would say the current line up at Hawaii is the worst ever as far as optics is concerned. Last week, the only girl present that I still enjoy fucking was Tanja. YMMV, of course, as usual.
Luiza is quite popular with locals as well. I wouldn't fuck her for free.

I must have been very lucky in my visit last week then; there were still 2 more I wanted to try when I ran out of time.

Alternatively, it could be that my standards are much lower than yours, as I do not recall in your earlier posts any write-up about a good line up.

I did enjoy watching Luiza get fucked by 2 men in that large bed with the curtains in the lounge though! In another country, I would have had to pay to see that show.

[Ahasveros]

There were other targets aplenty! It was a sunny day and there were about 30 girls, with no bad-looking ones, and at least 5-6 I would have wanted to try.

Interesting. I would say the current line up at Hawaii is the worst ever as far as optics is concerned. Last week, the only girl present that I still enjoy fucking was Tanja. YMMV, of course, as usual.

Luiza is quite popular with locals as well. I wouldn't fuck her for free.

[TankTank123]

With Louisa (actually Luiza) , I'the say YMMV.

I tried out Luiza earlier this week as she had, to me, the ideal gazelle shaped body and a very attractive smile. She was very interesting to talk to, but seemed rather obsessed with her own plans and achievements. She provided the standard service and then tried to get me to extend after the 30 minutes. Actually, I would have initiated the extension myself had she not tried to pressure me to extend. As she kept going on about how greatly in demand she was, I decided to move on and look for other targets instead.

There were other targets aplenty! It was a sunny day and there were about 30 girls, with no bad-looking ones, and at least 5-6 I would have wanted to try. There were only about 7 men the whole afternoon, so I could pick and choose the girls. I next tried out Melissa, a slim petite Romanian. Now, she was everything I could ask for. Unlike Luiza, she just focussed in ensuring that I was happy at all times. She kissed passionately and moved on smoothly through various positions until the climax was reached.

This was the first time I tried out Hawaii in summer. I decided that since it was so sunny, the outside Jacuzzi and garden would be a better bet than the dark indoors of colossium. It turned out to be the right decision on that day.

[JazzyB29]

I was in munich for audio show the weekend before. I was with a friend who have never been to a FKK. So it became my mission to take him to one. I decided on one FKK in Munich. But the cab we took made change our idea and we went to Hawai in INgolstadt. This was not a cheap trip with 100 Euros paid to cap. Entry fee was 69 Euros.

To be frank, hindisght I feel I'd be better off staying in Munich. There were plenty of girls (30 or so) but average was pretty bad. So I was trying to find the perfect one for me.

My friend was quick and he went with one in 15 minutes. By the time, I had settled (careful: I had to settle) he was already on his second.

To be frank the atmosphere was friendly and all, but Hawai is not Artemis or aother good one. If I'm in Munich again I won't go there..

That's interesting to know. I have heard / read so much about Hawaii, that when I am in Munich later this week I plan on taking a special trip to Hawaii. Munich is also the only place I will be visiting in Germany (other than a drive down south).

[Nose Dick]

I was in munich for audio show the weekend before. I was with a friend who have never been to a FKK. So it became my mission to take him to one. I decided on one FKK in Munich. But the cab we took made change our idea and we went to Hawai in INgolstadt. This was not a cheap trip with 100 Euros paid to cap. Entry fee was 69 Euros.

To be frank, hindisght I feel I'd be better off staying in Munich. There were plenty of girls (30 or so) but average was pretty bad. So I was trying to find the perfect one for me.

My friend was quick and he went with one in 15 minutes. By the time, I had settled (careful: I had to settle) he was already on his second.

To be frank the atmosphere was friendly and all, but Hawai is not Artemis or aother good one. If I'm in Munich again I won't go there..

[Scripted Life]

Fair enough, I've learned quickly that some girls are way more open to just chatting without a sell. I'd say that I was trying really hard to pull something out of the conversation that would restore that earlier urge, but I've since realized that it is probably just best to let bygones be bygones if the boat has sailed. That being said, without randomly talking up a dude on the sidelines (mixed results so far) , I'd much prefer to hold some conversation with a lovely lady than not, so in retrospect, I guess that's my risk to assume as well. More on that in an upcoming Oase review, a hard lesson learned.

We must have missed each other at the right times? I think I was the only Asian guy in the club for those couple of hours, but it's hard to see the rest of the patrons in the dark club sometimes. Of course, I'm usually not searching for the men.

[Ahasveros]

69 EUR is the standard price. I never heard any of the well-established FKK places in Germany charging a higher entry price to a newbie.

With Louisa (actually Luiza) , I'the say YMMV. Carina, I don't even know, although I must have seen here. I guess she's not my cup of tea either.

Lara tries to chat up potential customers, usually in a nice way. This means quite often she wastes some time talking to guys who will eventually not go to the room with her. If she is in the end not able to convince the guy, that's her business risk of course. Having said this, however, talking to a girl for half an hour when you already know from very early on that you won't go to the room with her, as you claim, is a different thing. It's IMHO a sign of bad manners and nothing to brag about. Sorry, dude.

And, by the way, I thought I was the only young, good looking and funny guy who the girls loved to talk to and fuck that day at Hawaii. I didn't see you. LOL.

[Scripted Life]

Day 4, FKK #3.

Synopsis: I had skipped Monday because all the fucking (see what I did there) had me wiped. I had gone to Stuttgart, but just enjoyed sitting in and sleeping. Tuesday found me in Munich after visiting Neuschwanstein Castle, and after sifting through reports and reviews, I decided to venture outside of Munich to Ingolstadt for FKK Hawaii. Good choice! So off we go to the third FKK on my maiden voyage through Germany and it's hidden treasures.

Captain's Note: There is supposed to be a Day 1 review (FKK Mainhattan) coming out, but I'm not sure how to get it posted. Could use some assistance.

Facility: 69 Euro, not sure if that was standard price, or if I paid the newbie price. Pretty decent. In terms of pure size, it wasn't that big, but I enjoyed the openness of the entire floor. There was only one floor, but you could see across the entire building as it is formatted like a large square lounge with the bar to the side, and even the buffet within sight. It really reminds me of a renovated warehouse. There was a back door going to the sizable patio area as well, which was unfortunately too cold for use. Indoors Jacuzzi was not in use, and the outdoor pool was not as well. Didn't sample the food as I got in kind of late, but I did sample the 'food'. Of interest, this was the first FKK where there wasn't a provided wallet locker, but due to the size and openness, that really wasn't a problem to go back to the locker room.

Captain's Log: Going to FKK's during the week is a win! I was one of five men all night that were in Hawaii and there were around 20+ women lounging around; like I said before, great for the fishers, bad for the fish. I had developed a strategy this time around since there were was so little action going on that I would find two, let's say less 'inviting' girls to talk with in the beginning so I could feign interest and survey the surroundings while chatting. Evil, I know, but it worked pretty well; honestly though, I thrown farts in the wind and that would have worked as well, it was really that dead. But having now seen both kinds of clubs, packed and dead, I still prefer the odds in my favor. Who wants to wait for the girl they are interested in?

First Encounter: I was sitting at the bar just trying to survey the field when an attractive blonde German / Russian (but from Romania) girl named Luisa approached me with a smile. She was very slender and had nice perky boobs and was wearing thigh high stockings to boot. Her English was decent and she was going to go smoke, so I decided to be a gentleman and accompany her outside. We hit it off pretty well, and talked for a good half an hour about the club, her time in Germany (university student studying acting) , and her dreams and goals. She was really pretty proud of her looks and very animated while talking so the conversation was interesting to say the least.

I like to try and get some real chemistry going before heading into the laboratory for experiments. I wouldn't say seducing is the right terminology, but to get a real GFE, the girl really does have to forget herself and the job for a couple of minutes in the room and start to enjoy things. That starts with talking for me and getting her to laugh. I try to flirt with her as if she wasn't working for my wallet and I wasn't paying for sex. I think both sides appreciate it when the time comes, because the sex can just be more enjoyable and you can hopefully avoid dead fishes by careful questioning, as I'll delve into later.

The time in the room was delicious, a full on GFE atmosphere. She went down on me with above average oral skills and a lot of DFK throughout the entire ordeal. I flipped her over and we 69'the for a bit, to get her juices really flowing. I don't mind lube, but it's a mental victory when I know they got wet enough to not need it. We got through most all the positions, and I admired ourselves in the mirror while we were in DS. I took her to the full 30 minutes, and I'm pretty sure she enjoyed it up until the end, when she coyly suggested we go for another romp. I always say that you either have quality vs quantity, and I am definitely not a rapid fire machine gun LOL. More like a finely tuned bolt-action sniper rifle, I get the job done and damn well. But I digress, I politely turned her down and I tipped her an extra 20 Euro at the lockers.

Verdict: 70 Euros worth of a saucy half-breed blonde

Intermission: I sat back down at the bar and a very lovely Romanian lady named Lara (brunette) sparked up some conversation with me. She had the look of a high-class hooker, decked out with diamond earrings, pursed lips, and other shiny knick knacks. She was pretty good with English and we talked for a while, as I threw out some feeler questions to get to know her. Her personality was a dead ringer for her looks, as she openly admitted that she likes the kind of guy who spoils her with gifts and material goods, and her favorite pastimes were shopping, and spending money. OK.

So, to stress the importance of talking with a girl, I present this example for your viewing pleasure. I was struggling to keep my original physical attraction to her afloat after holding a simple 10 minute conversation with her where she mentioned a couple of times that she just was simply interested in going to the room and making some money. I even entertained the thought for a brief minute just so I could screw some sense into her and maybe get the last laugh by getting her to actual enjoy the sex, but who am I kidding, she still gets the money =P The conversation wasn't bad, and we joked for a bit, but I could tell she was going through the motions and wondering why I wasn't trying hard enough to get her to the room. At one point she introduced me to her friend, Carina, who I admittedly was not interested in at first, but her English was perfect and her sense of humor was great and we clicked.

Lara left shortly after, pissed that I wasted 30 minutes of her time talking and not fucking / paying her money. I called Carina over to chat, but at one point in time she left for 5 minutes and Luisa came back asking for another go in the room and that seemed to tick Carina off noticeably. I politely declined Luisa and then had to 'apologize' to Carina, but for a night where I was one of three guys remaining, by the end I was just laughing at the ridiculousness of the situation.

Second Encounter: Carina was a tall, blonde Romanian who had spoken English since she was a small child, and she hung around with a lot of Americans before, so conversation went great. After talking a little bit, I realized the club was going to close soon, so I just bluntly asked her to go to the room and she seemed a little surprised since I turned down her friend earlier. What can I say. Chemistry matters.

In the room, the sex was absolutely fantastic. Carina had a kind of firey, teasing personality so I was surprised by how sweet and responsive she was in the sack. I went down on her multiple times and she commented on how I really was American (do only American guys do that?) , because Asians usually don't like DATY. She was on top in a lying cowgirl position for a good while we just grinded out to the music playing outside. 30 minutes came and went too quickly, and I just told her since the club was closing soon that I'the pay her out to an hour. We finished with missionary while I was holding her in for DFK and my night was made there. The music stopped right as we were finishing, which was our cue to leave, so I thanked her and thanked myself for taking a chance with someone I wasn't originally attracted to. Sometimes those gems are out there in disguised packages. You just have to Polish them off _

Verdict: 120 Euros (left a tip) of remembering to not judge a book by its cover.

Summary: Couple lessons learned. FKK's during the week are pretty dead, which is great for punting; I should talk to more women to find those diamonds in the rough; and I should probably just pay for one of those hot girls next time and screw her straight, the sex would probably be fun for me, haha. Otherwise, a very enjoyable experience at FKK Hawaii and definite recommend for anyone in the Munich area, as always YMMV.

[Jymondor]

It was my first time in Hawaii. Normally Bavaria is not my target mongering destination, but this Oktoberfest, you know.

Club is OK, food is eatable. At the entrance Tehke told that 37 girls are on duty. When I entered the main room (actually only room) I noted that ratio man to woman is 4:1. This is not normal. Lineup is bearable, all girls naked. I sat down with my drink to look around. And shit happened.

Girls are ranged between 2 and 9. Older and bad looking girls started to animate me immediately one after another. That became annoying. Good looking girls were passive and even distant. They express no interest to the men at all, but on case to case base approached their regulars (I could see that this is regulars by quick kissing right away) and went to the room almost immediately. No normal socializing between good looking girls and customers. The best looking girls worked as machines going to the room right after shower, or I even suspect without shower in between.

I managed two sessions with the girls looking above average, but both sessions already forgotten so as girls names.

I watched Klichko-Povetkin boxing and left right after with no lust for third session.

Last shit happened as I returned the key. Theke told that I have to pay 15 Euros for three beers. What heck is that? I haven't got any beer! It took almost ten minutes to figure out that it was a mistake.

Maybe my judgment is tendentious after amazing Friday in Sakura, and comparison is not on Hawaii favor.

I don't think I will return there. If I am for some reason in Bavaria again I will try another club.

[Finnish Fucker]

Also Swedish and Norwegian customer are visiting the Danish girls as play4pay is forbidden in Sweden, Norway, I'm not sure about Finland.

Forbidden also up here. We have some jaded 30+ Russian hookers in a few bars that ask 150-200 for one shot."Nyet, spaseeba"

-K

[Nille Copenhagen]

Holy mother of God! Copenhagen is right there. How does Germans keep the price so static, and what is preventing girls from migrating there? Also, I want to taste some Danishes. When I was at the airport, I wanted to do them all!

Yes right,

If the Germans didn't had the invasion from RO, BUL and other EE-countries, the price would also gone up, but since we have the nice girls from EE, who are willing to work at lower cost, the price remains which is good for us mongers. We are also beginning to have the EE invasion in Denmark the EE girls work for ½ price of the Danish girls, but the Danish girls beat the EE girls on quality and language and communication skills. Also Swedish and Norwegian customer are visiting the Danish girls as play4pay is forbidden in Sweden, Norway, I'm not sure about Finland.

[Banana Boi]

How did you know she was a true Danish girl?

I met once a RO girl at VV that had a danish BF, she could speak a few Danish words but it doesn't make her Danish, I tested her Danish language skill, not good, she was much better in French, hehe, LOL.

I tend to believe there are no Danish pro in DE as they can make more money at home, the hourly rate is 270€ at home.

Oops. She's from The Netherlands, not Denmark. That's why I made the reference to Amsterdam.

[PussyLiccker]

How did you know she was a true Danish girl?

I met once a RO girl at VV that had a danish BF, she could speak a few Danish words but it doesn't make her Danish, I tested her Danish language skill, not good, she was much better in French, hehe, LOL.

I tend to believe there are no Danish pro in DE as they can make more money at home, the hourly rate is 270€ at home.

Holy mother of God! Copenhagen is right there. How does Germans keep the price so static, and what is preventing girls from migrating there? Also, I want to taste some Danishes. When I was at the airport, I wanted to do them all!

[Nille Copenhagen]

I've only met one true Danish girl, redhead Gloria at DV. Nice girl.

They're even hard to find in the Amsterdam RLD. LOL

How did you know she was a true Danish girl?

I met once a RO girl at VV that had a danish BF, she could speak a few Danish words but it doesn't make her Danish, I tested her Danish language skill, not good, she was much better in French, hehe, LOL.

I tend to believe there are no Danish pro in DE as they can make more money at home, the hourly rate is 270€ at home.