Finding Woman in Nicaragua

[Noguera]

Didn't she?

Touché

You got me laughing my ass off with that comment.

I always did think that Minnie was a gold digging working girl. And not in a good way!

Well done

[Generous Gent]

Didn't she?

Ouch! We are not a bit cynical are we? I suppose you think Minnie just wants to fuck-over Mickey as well?

[Noguera]

Don't stop there. If you are buying her clothing you are likely paying some form of living expense too. Spend a little longer time there and you'll find you're paying more as time progresses. Semi pro comes to mind. Every woman knows that pussy is worth something and she is going to milk someone for it. And you don't know that she's a clean, honest, nice woman until you've spent considerable time with her. I. E, little longer than the usual tourist. This clean little nice woman can conceivably have a half dozen suckers just like you.

Ouch! We are not a bit cynical are we? I suppose you think Minnie just wants to fuck-over Mickey as well?

[Generous Gent]

Don't stop there. If you are buying her clothing you are likely paying some form of living expense too. Spend a little longer time there and you'll find you're paying more as time progresses. Semi pro comes to mind. Every woman knows that pussy is worth something and she is going to milk someone for it. And you don't know that she's a clean, honest, nice woman until you've spent considerable time with her. I. E, little longer than the usual tourist. This clean little nice woman can conceivably have a half dozen suckers just like you.

Non pros are best found away from pros. Don't depend on a pro to find you a non pro. It may work but your best bet is to just go out during the day and night and find a women. Do you really think a pro is going to go out of her way to find you a non pro or get her friends involved? I have about 50 stamps on my passport and most are for non pros. Also gold digger is just a retarded title to give to anyone. We all want something from a relationship. Sex, money, stability to name a few. If a girl has a pussy that you want you are a pussy digger. I have no problem buying clothes, food and paying for entertainment in exchange for a nice clean woman. I would rather give her my some money then a charity, church or politician. Of course how much you "donate" is up to you.

[Just InTime]

Non pros are best found away from pros. Don't depend on a pro to find you a non pro. It may work but your best bet is to just go out during the day and night and find a women. Do you really think a pro is going to go out of her way to find you a non pro or get her friends involved? I have about 50 stamps on my passport and most are for non pros. Also gold digger is just a retarded title to give to anyone. We all want something from a relationship. Sex, money, stability to name a few. If a girl has a pussy that you want you are a pussy digger. I have no problem buying clothes, food and paying for entertainment in exchange for a nice clean woman. I would rather give her my some money then a charity, church or politician. Of course how much you "donate" is up to you.

[Cngrgo]

basically, from what i've been reading on many places online, the situation in nicragua is that women in bars will hit on you if you are a foreigner because most nicaraguan women are gold-diggers because of the poverty there. this is great for me as i intend on taking a 1-3 month working holiday and prefer to actually just hook up with quality over quantity as i feel safer from stds that way.

strategies i've read. are these practical.

1) get on the ground at a cheap hotel and then simply canvas cheap rental options.

2) hook up with a "pro" and then ask to meet her non-pro friends who are interested in whoring themselves for money but no openly. my ideal woman.

that being said, i only need reliable, high speed wi-fi acceptable by north american standards (for about 2-4 hours of work daily) and my main goal is to be close to the beach or ocean. preferably rent a beachfront or oceanfront for my stay.

here is what i'd like to know, and thanks in advance for any advice:

1) what level of spanish proficiency do you need to hook up with semi-pro / non-pro gold digger

2) what are the best ways to do it other than networking and can i fulfill my itinerary (get gold digger take her with to vacation rental) all in an oceanfront / beachfront town.

3) once i'm on the ground and can look for places not mentioned online what do you think the realistic monthly price of a basic oceanfront or beachfront for one person with full amenities and furnished?

4) best recommendation for beachfront / oceanfront? i've read sjds.

thanks again for any advice. it is greatly appreciated. i'd love to try out the country and possibly even more there full-time

[Undakovabrotha]

Granada has been very very good to me. True there are the old men with socks and sandles. True there are back packers and gringos that make you want to say," what the fuck, you could'nt make a life for yourself anywhere else so you are here." but I have have had many great adventures there. I have walked the streets at 1:00 in the morning wearing only shorts, flip flops & half a bottle of Johnny Walker black with a hooker on each arm. I am welcomed with open arms by the ladies of the night in the parke central. I have fucked all night, till the suttle rays of morning light penitrated the curtains of my room at the Alhambra. All in All, I must say it isn't the worst place to go in Nicaragua.

Want to talk about tourist shitholes, Book a few days at Barcelona montilamar. There you will see fat, white, europeans reminding me of the display I see everytime I take my kids to Disney World. The last time I was there, I was accused of stealing a towel, of all things, and my car seached at the gate by armed guards. Got salminela eating turtle eggs in Pochomil and was stranded with no money in the middle of the night in a brothel behind the old flea market in Massaya. I have seen some of the highs and lows of Nicaragua. These are my conclusions.

1. Best looking and most abundant pussy, Managua.

2. Cleanest and most laid back large city, Granada.

3. Dirty but low key fun, Massaya.

4. Place to hide for a few days with girl from Managua, Pochomil

I totally agree with this report. Well done.

[Ready Ru]

Don't think about marraige! Women are like cervesa. Pop the top, down the contents and discard the bottle. Hold it too long and it becomes cold and stale. Married twice, never again!

[Ready Ru]

Granada has been very very good to me. True there are the old men with socks and sandles. True there are back packers and gringos that make you want to say," what the fuck, you could'nt make a life for yourself anywhere else so you are here." but I have have had many great adventures there. I have walked the streets at 1:00 in the morning wearing only shorts, flip flops & half a bottle of Johnny Walker black with a hooker on each arm. I am welcomed with open arms by the ladies of the night in the parke central. I have fucked all night, till the suttle rays of morning light penitrated the curtains of my room at the Alhambra. All in All, I must say it isn't the worst place to go in Nicaragua.

Want to talk about tourist shitholes, Book a few days at Barcelona montilamar. There you will see fat, white, europeans reminding me of the display I see everytime I take my kids to Disney World. The last time I was there, I was accused of stealing a towel, of all things, and my car seached at the gate by armed guards. Got salminela eating turtle eggs in Pochomil and was stranded with no money in the middle of the night in a brothel behind the old flea market in Massaya. I have seen some of the highs and lows of Nicaragua. These are my conclusions.

1. Best looking and most abundant pussy, Managua.

2. Cleanest and most laid back large city, Granada.

3. Dirty but low key fun, Massaya.

4. Place to hide for a few days with girl from Managua, Pochomil

[John Gault]

Hi,

This is my first post on here. I still have some youth although more mature (late 30's) and am a seasoned traveler. OK looking actually. Through my line of work I have had the opportunity to visit many places worldwide. As my screenname suggests, travel is the spice of life for me. I do love different cultures, cuisine, sightseeing. But I also love women alot needless to say. Yes I've been with many nationalities but don't consider myself a monger. Just someone who enjoys the naughty nightlife. I guess I'm also disillusioned with the way American females have become. They are just not worth the time. What can you guys tell me about Granada? Where are the areas to hook up and how do the women act? I'm wondering if they are friendly and like foreign guys. I do speak Spanish. To be honest, I have even thought seriously of marrying a foreign girl. It wouldn't matter if she was a pro or not. I'm open minded. Nicaragua is a place I'm thinking of visiting in the near future. It would be a new country for me. Whatever information would be great.

Thanks

I have been to many citys in Latin America, and by far the worst to me is Granada. It is loaded with many Backpackers, missionaries, young tourists, and fat middle aged Gringas.

The main park seems to have SW's out after 10 PM.

A far better choice would be Managua for mongering.

The native people are friendly, and like Americans in general.

Hold it, slow down fellow. Lets not talk of marriage. You are in your 30's. You have many more places to see. They don't call it a ball and chain for nothing. I must admit though, you are on the right track in considering a foreign girl over the dreaded Gringa.

One more thing I must add to be fair, Granada seems to me to be a way safer city than Managua.

Just my two cents, and who knows, some people may like Backpackers, missionaries, and fat middle aged Gringas.

[SpiceOfLife]

Hi,

This is my first post on here. I still have some youth although more mature (late 30's) and am a seasoned traveler. OK looking actually. Through my line of work I have had the opportunity to visit many places worldwide. As my screenname suggests, travel is the spice of life for me. I do love different cultures, cuisine, sightseeing. But I also love women alot needless to say. Yes I've been with many nationalities but don't consider myself a monger. Just someone who enjoys the naughty nightlife. I guess I'm also disillusioned with the way American females have become. They are just not worth the time. What can you guys tell me about Granada? Where are the areas to hook up and how do the women act? I'm wondering if they are friendly and like foreign guys. I do speak Spanish. To be honest, I have even thought seriously of marrying a foreign girl. It wouldn't matter if she was a pro or not. I'm open minded. Nicaragua is a place I'm thinking of visiting in the near future. It would be a new country for me. Whatever information would be great.

Thanks

[Tj Texan]

Best site is probably mundoanuncio. Com you may get more and better hits if you place your own ad. Lots of scammers there, might be better off hitting Star City or El Chaman late and night and trying to make eye contact. Also Piratas earlier on as lots gaming chicas will head there for before action drinks.

[Bbilly]

Hi all whats the best classified in managua to find companionship, please tell me an online version, if that exists.

Thanks

[Vincelee76]

the "princess" syndrome or as i call it "magic pussy syndrome" (mps, is rapidly spreading. with in the increase in travel of thirsty gringos, tv, and the internet, a lot of these women are learning that they have a value higher than the gringa. it is a shame and will only get worse.

as far as rich dudes going after poor / hood women in the us, the rich or aspiring don't do it because is the home of easy come easy go. the liability is too high for a guy with something to risk losing it all to a confirep001ory legal system. poor guys in the "hood" could care less if a rich guy fucks the women. the problem with the us is that poor girl in the hood is dangerous. one slip up and she'll have the police, protective services, family court. and every other slave making- caballo producing governmental entity on you. simply put, in the us its not worth the legal risk.

this is for everyone as well,

although i do admire your confidence, and they way you handle american women. in my humble opinion. american women is not worth the effort at all.

america is a feminized society. from all the state and local laws to all the rules of chasing women.

one wrong move, a guy could get charged with stalking (5 years in jail) , verbal abuse, spouse abuse, assault and battery, alimony, child support, the list ind endless, and any smart lawyer could easily charge you all these and take everything you have financially.

foreign women are so much easier. we don't have to do a damn thing. foreign women are "honda cars" they are maintenance free. i always recommend all my friends to chase after foreign women. why go through all the efforts of kissing ass to american women and getting very little. even if she agrees to go out with you, she thinks she is doing you a favor! how can any decent man continue to live like little pet under the heels of their women?

anyways, i hope all you guys out there, have more fun chasing foreign women.

good luck.

[Chilicabro]

The casino Star City across from the Hilton can be a spot for late night. The malls are ok. Better just hit the streets, laugh and joke, tell girls they are pretty, you will quickly have more attention than you can handle. Buy dinner, take them someplace they have never been, enjoy.